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77.7 KB No.9800 [Reply] R
When I saw that picture of the guy burning in hell, I wondered if it was supposed to be Putin. I couldn't tell but if it gave me the impression of Putin, then I suppose it was a pretty good likeness. The way they had his face on Zerohedge this morning made me google it and I see that painting is called "Putin in Hell" which is not what I was going for with a picture of some random asshole burning in hell.
>> No.9802 R
He doesnt really look like hes that distressed, he gets to sit down, dress nicely, and the demons arent even raping him like they do in all the mangas i read!

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17.71 KB No.9787 [Reply] R
I JUST LEARNED THAT THERE WORMS IN MY ASS
>> No.9788 R
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LOL MOAR LIKE PENIS
>> No.9791 R
then just pull it out anon
cant be that hard
>> No.9799 R
>>9791
What if they pull him in?
>> No.9801 R
>>9799
then the ass is not his anoymore, but the worms.

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553.92 KB No.9778 [Reply] R
I MADE THIS THREAD
>> No.9779 R
no I MAED THIS THREAD
>> No.9783 R
No wonder it's a shitty thread
>> No.9784 R
And a MORNING! to you too, young lady
>> No.9798 R
あさ

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90.96 KB No.9773 [Reply] R
Last day with the old software.
What was YOUR favorite poart about this software?
Here's to lots of LOLs on kokonotsuba
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>> No.9776 R
i liked the odd things that we found once in awhile
>> No.9780 R
>>9774
im pretty sure these are all coming back sweat
>> No.9786 R
Well I guess today was the last day. So much for sentimentality.
sweat3
>> No.9789 R
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WHEN IS "SOON"!?
>> No.9797 R
>>9789
After the prophesized Heyuri/Mootxico wars

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9.81 KB No.9790 [Reply] R
What if I made an imageboard for the expressed purpose of kooz buying it? Hypothetically the process would go like this:
>set up site
>do my best to foster a good community
>wait till k♡♡z finds it
>sell to him
>rinse repeat
Is there anything stopping me from doing this? How much did he pay for Gurochan? k♡♡z can you please help me scam you, I think I'm really on to something.
>> No.9792 R
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HOW DID I NEVER THINK OF THIS
>> No.9793 R
whomst thou quoting?
>> No.9794 R
Do this, try out this theory, im curious
>> No.9795 R
>>9793
my mind
>>9794
maybe if i had any idea how to make a website... or maybe I'll get someone who knows how to. Then maybe I buy more imageboards to increase my number of sites to sell.
Wait... am I becoming k♡♡z?

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196.64 KB No.9781 [Reply] R
so..... so.. so i wont have a doll wife?
>> No.9782 R
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Fine gentleman, YOU can have a doll wife today! There is just one little question you should answer.

Will you wind it?

Or will you not wind it?
>> No.9785 R
>>9781
As if. Have fun with your 3D, NERD

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409.22 KB No.9769 [Reply] R
How do I make one of these?
>> No.9770 R
I think you should start by finding male human sperm. Now here is the next problem, how can you find such thing?
>> No.9772 R
cum in an egg!

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147.07 KB No.9761 [Reply] R
k♡♡z net curve
>> No.9764 R
i dont get it
>> No.9766 R
>>9764
assuming that you mean that you dont get the graph, ill try to sum it up in normal words. The beginning is the pre industrial economy for example before the industrial revolution when a lot of things were agrarian there wasnt a lot of environmental degradation or there wasnt a lot of cutting down trees, pollution, etc. Then came the industrial revolution where a lot of things were destroyed in favor of factories and lots of pollution was created. Think urban China or India. Then after that comes the post industrial economy. Think like USA and most of Europe and the level of environmental degradation goes down to the level to before the industrial revolution because of things like making things smaller but better. Like nuclear power instead of oil. If you want me to explain it more please ask.
>> No.9767 R
>>9766
no i meant... the k♡♡z part........
>> No.9768 R
>>9767
oh well its k♡♡znet curve and if you take it apart it says k♡♡z

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50.39 KB No.9751 [Reply] R
Well, I don't know, but I've been told
a yukichan post is worth more than gold
Sold my Cat', I bought me a Jeep
I've got that bug and I can't sleep

[Chorus]
WELL YUKICHAN fever has done and got me down
YUUUKICHAN FEVER is spreadin' all around
With my firm cock right up in my hand
I'm a-goin' back over to yukichans land
YYUKICHAN FEVER has done and got me down

Well I had talk with the M-O-D-'s
And they brought out some traps that looked good to me
And one showed me a thread that he said he knowed
So I straddled my Jeep and headed down the road

I reckon I scrolled about 100 miles
Down a lonely board out through the wilds
When all of sudden I came to a stop
At the foot of the board, didn't have no top

[Chorus]
WELL YUKICHAN fever has done and got me down
WELL-YUUUKICHAN FEVER is spreadin' all around
With my firm cock right up in my hand
I'm a-goin' back over to yukichans land
YYUKICHAN FEVER has done and got me down

Well I took my COCK and I started to climb
Right up to the top where I thought I'd find
A hunk of tits that would make me click
Just like I'd thought with my hand on-my-dick

On the second day, I made the top
And I'm tellin' you, k♡♡z, I was ready to stop
The only clickin' that I heard that day
Was the bones in my hand that had gone astray

[Chorus]
WELL YUKICHAN fever has done and got me down
WELL-YUUUKICHAN FEVER is spreadin' all around
With my firm cock right up in my hand
I'm a-goin' back over to yukichans land
YYUKICHAN FEVER has done and got me down

Well, you zip up your pants
You head out again
Into some unknown site where nobody's been
You reach the spot where your fortune lies
You find shes been raped by 17 other guys

Well, I ain't kiddin', I ain't gonna quit
That bug's done caught me and I've been bit
So with a reply counter and my dick k in my hand
I'll head right back over to yukichans land

[Chorus]
WELL YUKICHAN fever has done and got me down
WELL-YUUUKICHAN FEVER is spreadin' all around
With my firm cock right up in my hand
I'm a-goin' back over to yukichans land
YYUKICHAN FEVER has done and got me down
>> No.9752 R
this thread wins
>> No.9758 R
>>9752
your mom wins my COCK
>> No.9760 R
it sounds very weird if espeak reads this...
>> No.9762 R
Man, I wish i could share sound files through heyuri because i sure would sing this LEGENDARY thing
>> No.9763 R
>>9762
Allow me to introduce you to vocaroo: https://vocaroo.com/

and 2ちゃん I guess: https://2ch.cx/

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1.49 MB No.9759 [Reply] R
look ma they r on fire :D
>> No.9796 R
hot tits >:D

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