will heyuri get mad if I use meme arrows
>be me
>cry every time

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will heyuri be mad if i post a discord

Boys, do you want to never have a twinkdeath, and to have success in your creativity?

SOLUTION: get a freaky otaku rotten artist wife!!! But not the dark triad NTR type, get the shotacon mommy agressive type!

Hey /b/! I got home from a long day, and the whole day I felt this deep, stinging pain in my body. I had no idea what it was until I unlocked my door... then all of a sudden my butt starting quivering, and my ANUS was shaking.
So, I power walked over to Toire-kun, and gave him a big meal
It was... probably the best experience I've had in years, so I had to share it with my friends!

After Japan's surrender following the atomic bomb drops by the USA, because of the crimes they have committed in the Japanese Imperial Army at the Pacific theater, they will be swiftly executed for the suffering and pain they've caused to the people of Oceania.

No one will miss these lolis. They will die with their hymens intact.

Im excited to get my stuff soon

GIANT OCTOPUS ATTACK!!!!!

Rate my setup.

Y HALO THAR.

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Your neighbor—teh silverfish—says hi.

BOKU?

Which Disney Princess would u fug?

today i took a shit and it was steaming, i didnt know they could do that

PARTY HAAAAAAAAAARRRRRDD

waiet a minute

>In order to maximize productivity and eliminate abuse, the Department of 4chan Efficiency is reorganizing certain 4chan boards.
they took down my /jp/

MAI ROOM

You and I should talk about something.

Rubyi chan! HAIII! nani ga suki?
Choko minto! yori mo a na ta!!
Fu yume chan! haii!! nani ga suki?
Sutoroberi-fureiba- yori mo a na ta!
Shiki chan! haiii! nani ga suki?
Kukki-ando kuri-mu yori mo a na ta!
Minna! haii! nani ga suki?
Mochiron daisuki AiScReammm!!! ヽ(´∇`)ノ



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yaab2_EEHM

post on mebi https://mebious.net

There's this dating simulator game that's reasonably popular in japan and has recently gotten an english translation called SNOW. Now, just glanging at the vndb page for the game one who is mildly knowledgeable of otaku culture can already tell that it resembles Kanon to the point of bordering on plagiarism, right down to the UI. So my question is: has anyone played this game? Or knows anything about it? Surely It wouldn't have gotten popular if it was just a ripoff of Kanon...

"Gay Grimace" has become King Slime of Heyuri, defeating Obama Jr II.

Gay Grimace's first action as king is raping fatter slimes and making even bigger Grimace slimes.

Wait... You're telling me there are people who DON'T browse the interwebz on a laptop in their bed?

kaguya is a faggot lol

i'll do it...

Teh interwebs is shutting down 2day at 15:00 UTC, sorry for the inconvenience.

- Internet

I want this but with a realistic loli. Any① haz? (ﾟｰﾟ)

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horizontal PC case (・∀・)

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i need a massage. ヽ(´～`)ノ

dont you wish you had someone to give you a massage after a long day?

"Aha~! Gotcha! I was a boy (♂) the whole time~! Such a loser, getting off a man this whole time! Guess that makes you a fag, huh~?"

"...Yeah." - （ ´,_ゝ`）

"Eh?"

zOMG AN ROAD ROLLER

Wtf such sudden quality in my /b/ board what is happening?

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WTF is inside a kigurumi?

wats in teh box?

Oh fuck I remember heyuri

GEORGE BUSH 4 PRESIDENT

MERRY APRIL FOOLS

MAEK AN SLIME https://cgi.heyuri.net/slime/

Aliexpress haul

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haruhi liek ear

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explain this image to me pls

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I've noticed some trends among people that avatarfag with Lucky Star characters. People with certain personality/behavioral traits tend to gravitate towards certain characters. This is what I have observed.

Konatafags:
-The most common type of LS avatarfag
-Generally male, predominantly heterosexual
-Very low intelligence
-Is a pedophile
-Poor hygiene and living conditions
-NEET, hikikomori or freeter
-Either underweight or obese

Tsukasafags:
-Male, predominantly homosexual (but may hide this fact)
-Submissive bottoms
-Enjoy crossdressing
-Shy
-Very intelligent, but don't make it a point of pride or let it go to their head
-Often struggle with issues such as anxiety, depression, OCD and autism

Kagamifags:
-Predominantly female
-Lesbian
-A little stuck up
-Always gets their way, often coming off as pushy or rude

Miyukifags:
-Rarest LS avatarfag
-May be male or female
-Mature and grounded
-Trustworthy
-Good listeners
-Gentle and kind

Yutaka and Akirafags:
-Chronically silly
-Can't take anything seriously
-Was probably molested as a child
-Reliant upon humor to cope with suffering

*hits*

It might make no sense, but i made it anyways

What do you think of self-harm?

HAWT BOOBZ

Objective: Document
the Restoration
I wasn't sent. I chose this.


Somewhere between obsession and reverence, I
crossed the line.
The Restoration-those earliest events--were too
sacred to have been left undocumented. So I built it: a
temporal lens, analog-coded, undetectable. Designed
to observe without disturbing


Itold myself it was for history. For understanding. For
faith.
But I wanted more than facts. I wanted to feel it.
To see Him.
To know.


The plan was simple:
-The Sacred Grove (First Vision)
-Hill Cumorah
-Translation of the Book of Mormon
-Kirtland Temple
-Liberty Jail
-Carthage


Moments sealed in doctrine. Stories burned into
belief.
I wanted to capture them-tape by tape, light by light.


But now... the recordings are changing. The footage
doesn't stay still. The timestamps glitch. They look at
me.


I don't think l'm just documenting anymore
I think they know I'm here.

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While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Mega Man 2

You guys may not have known this, but Michael Jackson used to make a lot of OC, and it really wins. If he was still alive today, he'd be an oekaki super star!

Heyurist Separatism is quickly gaining traction. We can soon establish our independent state waha~!

credit goes to Suiseitou@Chat@Heyuri & ChatGPT-sensei

Pez

YUI YUI YUI YUI

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NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

iruyeh gurl?!!

i did it, fellas.

I made 11 microwave burritos, wrapped the individually, they will go into teh freezer and will stay there until i am hungreh
each burrito is about 450 calories each, and with teh spicy meatz

at first I was like but then

orz...

SEEGAAAAAAAA

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HEIL HITLAR

Dad, you're going in wrong....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NR2qjvsqNSk

If you remember this song then you are legendary heyuri oldfag

war crime? nah, i won't kill any civilians.

I found this pic in my drive, sent to me by a Heyurizen, but possibly wasn't posted here b4
Teh difference between 2025 and 2020 feels smaller than the one between 2003 and 2008, despite both being 5 years apart

this is more insightful than it seems at first glance...

WTF CAKEY!1!1!!!11!

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NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa

Which side would you have been on?

i present to you.... TRADITIONAL JAPANESE WAHA
courtesy of chatgpt-sensei fucking up generating a regular waha

Does anyone remember fantage?

is diving into the bottom of the pool and staring at gurls a third worlder behavior

henlo heyuri, i know i asked this before and got the answer but my dumbass forgot where i wrote the link down, so can somebody link me to the archive of that english imageboard that predated 4chan and the world2ch one? i remember a long time ago an archive link got posted here proving it was the first english language imageboard even predating world2ch, if anybody could send the archive link again id appreciate it very much （⌒∇⌒ゞ）

Okay, so I know this is going to sound insane, but hear me out. I want to ask Pan Piano out on a real date. Like, in real life. Not ironically. Not as a meme. An actual human-to-human date. I’ve been watching her videos for years now, and there’s just… something about her. It’s not just the outfits (though, let’s be honest, those are divine). It’s the way she plays. The emotion, the precision, the control. You can tell she really feels the music. And yeah, I know she never shows her face and there’s this whole aura of mystery around her, but that almost makes it better? Like, she’s not some attention-seeking TikTok thot, she’s composed. Elegant. She lets the music and the cosplay speak. I respect that.

And I’m not trying to be a simp here. I’m not some loser who just watches and cooms and cries himself to sleep. I genuinely think I could offer her something real. I play piano too. Not professionally, but I’m decent. I’ve been learning some of the same songs she plays. Sometimes I imagine us playing duets together, just vibing out to anime openings in a candlelit room, soft laughs between takes, maybe some sake on the side.

The thing is, I don’t know how to even begin. Like, what do I do? Do I message her? Leave a comment? Send her a video of me playing piano in a tux? What if she thinks it’s creepy? What if she just blocks me? Or what if… she doesn’t? What if there’s a chance, no matter how small, that she actually sees the effort and says, “Yeah, let’s get dinner”?

I know how this sounds. I do. But I’m tired of sitting here doing nothing while the one woman who might actually understand me is out there, playing piano in a maid outfit, alone. I’m ready to do something. I just don’t know what. Help me out here. Be real. No trolling. I’m being honest.

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tragic backstory...

While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble

F/m/k?

what the?!?! Σ(;ﾟДﾟ)

What would you have done?

OH SHIT

using the internet... the oldschool way

figure thread?

post figs

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The BYD Yangwang U9 is a groundbreaking electric supercar that accelerates from 0 to 100 km/h in just 2.36 seconds and reaches a top speed of 309 km/h (192 mph). Priced at 1.68 million RMB (approximately $230,000 USD), it offers exceptional performance at a competitive price point. This remarkable vehicle not only showcases BYD's engineering prowess but also signifies a significant shift in the high-performance electric vehicle market

DSFARGEG

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Does anyone here use HAM Radio?

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i want all 3 (・∀・)

Have you ever been caught by parents/teachers for anything bad on the computer besides pr0n?

de geso~

Lets imagine an alien race picked you up one day.

They put you in a human zoo, they give you an infinite supply of little mandarins to eat (or whatever ur snack of choice is) and a 'puter to post on heyuri.

would u like that life?

fack youuu hehee >:3

ZOMG!!!!!!!!!!

What sort of wig would Lenin wear?(´ー`)

Would you listen to his mixtape?

Pope Francis was discharged from Rome's Gemelli hospital this Sunday. Thanks to everyone who prayed.

https://www.vaticannews.va/en/pope/news/2025-03/pope-francis-discharged-from-hospital-welcome-thanks-editorial.html

I miss Spyro

I just ate an entire chocolate bar.

Hello!!

BINCHOU-TAN IS INSIDE UR HEAD

may i come in?

What would the intarnets look liek if all men were b& from using it?

Here's my favorite anime character, Rabi~en~Rose!!

It snowed at night...

You must wear it

This is a travesty.

PIPIRU PIRU PIPIRU PIRU PIRU PIPIRU PIRU PIRU PIPIRU PIRU PIRU PI PI PI

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for the people who need it

Hey baby
r u on line??

Which one are you

Opinions?
https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256806937912348.html

No one ever teased me because she liked me （ ´,_ゝ`） Did that happen to you?

does anyone wanna make a gmod server to have some funny gamenights?

YES, SIR, I WILL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
YES, SIR, I WILL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
YES, SIR, I WILL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
YES, SIR, I WILL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

Hopefully I can pay for some of my college with this

yakult (´￢`)(´￢`)(´￢`)

guess what im gonna say ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

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Hey guys, I just bought this new gaem

I proclaim internet surfing!

Find unusual or forgotten sites

https://www.yosenabe.com/punidas/
http://9front.org/img/
http://himasoku.com/

I need to submit my homework today but I don't even know what homework is about (ﾟ血ﾟ#) school just sucks ヽ(`Д´)ノ

i fucking hate how every modern narrowbody is just some derivitave of a 737/a320. before there used to be variety. dc9, 717, md80/81/82/83/87/88, md90, 757, tu-154, hell even the fucking concorde but now its just a sea of 737s, a320s, and their varients

i eated too much.

When I go outside everyone around me is infected with teh sadness

I stole this from work.

what fish would you like?

Look at his ad! look at how fucking exciting it is, those police are after some criminal and you can hear it on your SW radio... oh, no you can't because the police mostly stopped transmitting below 30mhz in the 40's.

Ok but that fucking super sabre now that's some exciting shit you can hear pilots talk to each other while they shoot down commies... no, no you can't do that either the air force is on vhf frequencies in the 50's. SHIT!

OK OK those fucking drug lords, or contras or coffee farmers with grenades in columbia! Fuck yeah some action now! no, no, fucking third world revolutionaries don't have radios at that time. They certainly weren't transmitting play-by-plays of jungle battles, and it would have been in spanish so... FUCK YOU!

well that leaves a fucking ship sinking in the north fucking atlantic! fuck yeah! nope.. while they did use shortwave on boats all you would hear is the SOS calls and maybe some search and rescue. but not anything while the boats SINKING because people on sinking boats are getting off the boat as fast as they can, not chatting with your happy ass.

That kids face kinda says it all... HEY wait a minute! I can't hear any of this shit. I wasted $47.50 ($520 in todays money) on this shitty S-38 radio just to hear some boring ass mother fuckers talking about the weather and signal strength SHEEEEIIIIT!

Maybe someday they will invent a 2 meter radio and I can hear the same boring conversations over repeaters YEAH! that's the ticket!

yo, is this board alive?

do any of you guys just look at public cameras? I used to a lot, and would take screenshots and videos. Particularly I got most of these in my VNC trolling days (long story). the image is one at a Japanese or Chinese shrine of some sort.

The National Weather Service in Grand Forks has issued a severe thunderstorm warning for; Cass County in Eastern North Dakota, and Clay County in Western Minnesota, until 8:30 AM tomorrow. At 8:51 PM, National Weather Service Doppler radar indicated a severe thunderstorm located approximately 1 mile east of Wheatland, 4 miles west of Casselton, moving east at 45 miles per hour. The storm will be near Mapleton at 9PM, West Fargo at 9:06PM, Fargo at 9:11PM, and Moorhead at 9:13PM. Take cover now. Get to a basement, storm cellar, or other underground shelter immediately. Close and lock the entrance to the shelter. If you are unable to find an underground shelter, attempt to hide in a deep ditch, storm drain, or a site which is as minimally exposed to the sky as possible. If you are in a car, evacuate from the Fargo area immediately, heading in the north or south as directed by law enforcement. Do not leave your shelter or return to the Fargo area until the warning is lifted. No shelter above ground can protect you from this storm, regardless of its construction. To repeat, the National Weather Service has issued a severe thunderstorm warning for Cass and Clay counties effective until 8:30AM tomorrow. Get to an underground shelter or evacuate now.

mootcat

I AM A ZOMBIE
BRAAAAAAINSS...

In this game of IP poker you'll need either six of a kind or a double 69 to beat my super full house!

(in ultrasound): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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can we pause time, for like, 912387123 years?

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This is what happens when you get isekai'd by truck-sama.

.....i liek ANUS ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

"czjksertdzzzzsadsbhjmvmfkcfnazxcvcbvsdbxzvmxdskxdpoeiqothtaaaaaovnfdgsdj"
- tsukamoto tenma

https://litter.catbox.moe/jc6yzo.flac
(I would use uploader but it dies trying to upload a 300mb flac file)

️

internet?

Yesterday on chat, I shared a couple ecchi wallpapers and then on a whim made a user board because a zip file would be too HUEG for Uploader to handle. Spoiler: 99% of what I have posted there is not erotic. BUT YOU CAN CHANGE THAT!

For this user board is public use, and takes wallpapers of any kind! Though really, any image can be a wallpaper provided it fits the resolution of any existing monitor...
So go forth! Or ignore this thread completely! Anything is fine with me! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

https://up.heyuri.net/user/boards/hr/

I miss frozen burritos from the 00's, they were tasty.. ( ´ω`)

okdsfoakdsfokgijitjfjofjig

Fuck, i miss my army days. When you have on a uniform all the chicks wanna be your friend
Me on the left ~10 years ago

ah...

H A P P Y

Look into my eyes

I haven't slept in 3 days. I'm losing it.
I would ask for help, but this shit is unfixable, so instead, tell me what i can do while i'm awake like a fucking idiot so i don't kill myself! (which would be teh ultimate solution) ( ´ω`)

A few years ago I remember it was popular to learn Esperanto, or at least talking about it was popular. But now it seems like I rarely see anyone mention it

............

is this imageboard still active? sorry if this is a stupid question

what can we do with over 9000 rei clones?

Eating spaghetti be like

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hmmm

You look delicious, human.

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Konata is naked!!!!!

hii! i made that fikaba thread a couple of weeks ago. my fiakaba run was useless because the whole project was cancelled because nobody did/wanted to do it. i got it working by the way so thanks! but now i want to try a textboard script like 2ch specifically: https://github.com/j416dy/2ch
how do i set this up without a bunch of errors? also sorry for using this as a help desk, ill find a way to use this in class later.

i want cakey (｀∩´)σ

I'm moving to Idaho in 6 months, specifically Madison County. Does anyone know what the fuck there is to do around Southeast Idaho besides cross state lines to get to Yellowstone/Weed Dispensary?

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*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*.
*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*.
*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*...
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

Why is RAPE such a funny word?

What book is that? (・∀・)

introvert of low social standing?! HOW RUDE

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