>>135000
You can shoot at bottles in your backyard and drift your pickup truck in the mud.

>>135000
you COULD masturbate.

No, *you* da ho!

expl0de some vans

Idaho is the America's capital of neo-nazism, you can try attending some Arayn Nation's rallies. You don't need to join them, just observe from the sidelines...

It's probably the most excitement you can get in Idaho

I think they do hunting up in Idaho. my brother's always telling me that he wants to go up there for a hunting trip in the winter and hunt wolves.
sounds reckless but could be fun if you're into that kinda thing

leave and go to literally anywhere more interesting like boise or salt lake city

>>135218
Amerika is the same crap everywhere you go
Death to USA

>>135246
where are you from so we can mock it lol

america should probably actually be like 5 countries, especially since it would mean where I live wouldn't be influenced by some cunt that's literally 3000 miles away

>>135246
Idaho is not "the same crap" as Florida, or New York, or California, or Massachusetts. Hell, even within states you'll find regions that feel different from the rest of the state.

>>135247
That's because America is an empire that mistakenly believes is a country!

>Amerika is the same crap everywhere you go
>Hell, even within states you'll find regions that feel different from the rest of the state.

By culturally different, you mean people speaking anything besides English?
Up in Alaska, there's some efforts to revive the native languages. IIRC in Bethel, they teach Yup'ik as the first language and then English as their second. Not sure about Koyukon or Aleut, but I think Yup'ik has a decent chance of living on in the forseeable future. But English is still used as the state language, at least in the cities. I think that's also why Cajun French is dying right now - there's no incentive to learn it when the surrounding areas speak English. It's isolated, too. Coupled with the fact children were beaten for speaking their native tongue (which also happened up here), and that's another factor in why it's dying off.

>america should probably actually be like 5 countries

...like what. I'm actually curious.
Texas, Vermont and California (albeit very briefly) were independent countries. YMMV on how independent they were or if they were just annexations waiting to happen. There's also Hawaii, though that was also overthrown by settlers and turned into a state not long after. If you ask me, independence shouldn't just be a question of whether you used to be a country yourself but whether there are any rights you believe you aren't being given that America can't grant already. Not to mention if you can be self sufficient enough to not be politically held hostage by a greater power. Significant cultural differences, though not always necessary, can also help in fermenting nationalism and therefore make a better case for independence. Just look at Corsica v France, or Xinjiang/Turkestan v China.

But if you're talking pure hypothetical, then enough about boring realistic logic. Here, I have a blank map of the lower 48. What say we carve the shit out of it?

DISCAIMER: To Federal agent-san, I do not condone separatism in the United States. I do not condone any radical movement. Please do not take away my internets privileges.

>>135283
There is one island that both america and canada claim so a woman can claim her kid's extra citizenship in both countries in one go

>>135283
This will be America in 2035 ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

I'm moving to Mississippi.

>>135332
what democracy (and oil) has done!?

>>135332
Needs moar balkanizing (´￢`)

I believe that, just like it happened with the roman empire, when the political turmoil becomes too great, the united states will fragment into several little nations

>>135362
there we go, this is the future
so it has been foretold, and so it shall be...

This 2036 map of Amerika is brought to you by The International Microsoft Alliance Committee. All fonts have been upgraded to the Microsoft PhagsPa font.

The New Republic of Texas has been overthrown, giving birth to the new nation of Loliscatia which has quickly become the world's leading exporter of CP and scat porn. On the southwest coast of this nation you will find The Global Waste & Sewage Management Company facility right next to the new multi-trillion dollar Coca-Cola and Pepsi factories. These three corporations have collectively enriched the ocean with a beautiful new brown tint, which is predicted to significantly reduce climate change by reflecting and absorbing sunlight better than the old blue ocean. On the south edge of Loliscatia is the new man-made PENIS Peninsula, the nation's most popular tourist destination complete with all kinds of resorts, 5-star hotels, cruise ships, theme parks, casinos and much more. Some other nations have also had some political power shifts and/or annexations but those are less interesting.

>>135364
Ehh, honestly I used to think this too, but the political divide is a lot more volatile than people think. The divide in this country is more cultural than political. Someone who lives in New York City lives a vastly different lifestyle than someone who lives in a ranch in Arizona, and that person also lives a vastly different lifestyle from someone who lives in a mountain top in Alaska. At the end of the day, what really defines a nation is a group of people with a shared history, language, and values. America as a whole doesn't really have that, and that's because as I said in a previous post, America isn't a country, it's an empire. In other words, we already have a bunch of little nations under the America umbrella. Utah is possibly the best example of this. That state was founded by Mormons and to this day almost everyone who lives there is Mormon, and many of them can trace back their ancestry to that region's original Mormon settlers.

>>135404
one of the other big things is that the federal government has a lot more power than originally intended, for better or worse
states were supposed to be more like actual nation states, tied together via federal law

this basically disappeared as a real idea after the US Civil War and federal power has never stopped increasing since then, although some remnants of that ideal are still deeply entrenched in the US system of law