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Hey /b/! I got home from a long day, and the whole day I felt this deep, stinging pain in my body. I had no idea what it was until I unlocked my door... then all of a sudden my butt starting quivering, and my ANUS was shaking.
So, I power walked over to Toire-kun, and gave him a big meal biggrin
It was... probably the best experience I've had in years, so I had to share it with my friends! rolleyes
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Here's a close-up without the silly picture cool
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Erect PENIS covered in shit or it didn't happen. biggrin
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we need more poop threads!
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>>136546
Eat some food and wait seven hours. Be the change you seek happy
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Incredible thread award
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>>136544
>Erect PENIS covered in shit or it didn't happen.
Write teh date and "Heyuri.net" on your wall with poop or it didn't happen happy.
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How does toireto-san feel when he wakes up and gets a turd squeezed out onto his face?
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Toilets are M, they get excited
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I took a MASSIVE shiat today and forgot to take a pic... i failed teh poop thread.
Im sorry >>136546-san i have failed you. cry
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>>136612
That's okay! Try again tomorrow smile
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its a shame that the drawing is cute
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Guys, I think I'm gay. Yesterday at work, some dude filled the toilet with a mound of paper, and beneath it was a giant, unbroken snake of shit. At first I took the plunger and tried to move the poop out of the way and break it a little so the john wouldn't clog, but then... I don't know what came over me, but I grabbed the turd, and started jacking off with it.
As soon as I came, I felt sick, realizing what I had just done. I threw the turd back in the bowl, and got some splashback on my face. Shit water was in my hair, and my hand was covered in slurry turd juice.
I flushed the toilet with my shitty hand, then proceeded to pull my pants up with it, and ran over to the sink to wash the shit off. I washed them three times, but my hand still smelled like pure turd. Didn't help that my job has that cheap ass unscented soap that smells like rubber & cum.


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