*BANGING MY FACE AGAINST THE FLOOR* I'm so horny, its all I want to think about
I wanna go home and draw porn but I spent all of yesterday when I got off work looking up porn

Its just frustrating because this is gonna wear off. But while its happening its like it takes over my brain. And there's only so many places I'm comfortable talking about it and audghhhhhhhh

Siren whispers telling me I should become an ecchi artist but like. Commissions are a pain and this is gonna wear off and I won't be able to talk about the echhi stuff in normie spaces

I really should make an account on one of those r34 websites so I can post shit and get it out of my system when it suddenly hits

I just needed somewhere to yell about it for a sec (´π｀) I mean I guess I could post stuff here, but I'm not really into loli and I'd wind up spamming if I got it bad. Idk maybe I'm overthinking it.

spahgetti!

hello

hello heyuri
life sucks, but i had some good food so that was nice ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
did you do anything nice today?? (＾Д^)

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Name: Anonymous ID: none 2026/01/15(Thu)08:07:00
Just found this place again after forever. Anyone still here from the old days?
The interwebs are so full of the same garbage these days, this site is like a breath of fresh air. No wojaks, no forced memes, just simple imageboard culture.
<Remember rule 8, no angry posts.
How are all you heyurians passing your days?
What boards do you all frequent? I'm mostly on >>>/b/ and >>>/a/.
I've been getting into the .hack series, pretty comfy stuff, anyone else like it?
Hope to see some fun OC or discussions!
[Image Attached: A simple, cute, retro-style anime girl picture]

only time ill ever use amazoen

I got back from an anime convention the other day. I've been going to them for about fourteen years now and I've seen anime get more and more popular overtime. With popularity comes acceptance and with acceptance comes younger and younger people participating in more parts of these events.

After years of being used to old women and guys dressing up in sailor uniforms as part of cosplay, I finally saw it:
There was a real fourteen year old girl wearing a sailor outfit in the convention center. I couldn't tell what character it was from, but it was green. She was standing with her mom, who was old and haggard, on the escalator. The girl was fairly attractive with short hair, so nothing too spectacular, but everything about the presentation was just so correct. The costume almost didn't look like a costume on her, as if it had been designed for her to wear. The length of the skirt, the childish-yet-formal blouse, everything was meant for her age and body type.

I couldn't help but stare, even as she saw me and her mom started looking at me as well. Then, as I exited the escalator, I figured out why sairafuku was so prevalent in Japan for as long as it was.

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i just won touhou again ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!

OHSHI-

Is it true that the nano-second an older version of Windows connects to the Internet it'll immediately be infested with viruses?

Enough masturbating, sport. Family time. Put on pants. Please…OH! anddd try not to FUCK the dog again!!

Hello Heyuri
Here I present my drugs

Here is my acid!!! Totally real and not any paper!!! This fucker almost ended my sanity

I am soon gonna get a Konata body pillow, i can’t find any online of her that’s not nsfw, could you guys help me plz? (also this is my tripcode until I remember the real one that’s on my computa on cgi :3)

I rememeber watching where the wild things are when i was little, thats probably my favorite ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

WHAT ARE YOU ANGERY ABOUT RIGHT NAO!!!!

i don't wanna do anything
i just wnna masturbate all day

Give this loli a face!

Your fortune: You have cancer

What Japanese websites or imageboards you wish had English versions?

There are tons of Jap forums, hobby sites, and imageboards that never got English translations. Stuff like niche culture communities, tech forums, etc.

Post links if you know any. Bonus points if u explain why the site is worth visiting, lollll.

where do these pedo threads keep coming from?

I have a sense of foreboding for some resaon, like bad things are gonna happen this year? Is my mindset the problem, or am I correctly predicting the future?

how's tomo gonna get out of this one?

! ! !

WELL, FELLAS!!! WHAT ARE YA WAITIN FOR!?!? CMON!! CMON!! CMON!!

Proof for my flash

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Did anyone here pay a dollar for Baby Shaker on iOS back when it was still around?

kawaii neko

its a slow day on teh internetz, do something interesting

I might be a shotacon but I desperately want to smell used women's panties badly

Mmmm... floor (´￢`)

/r/ MOAR XP PICCIES

the tulpa is here!!!

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hey yal

It didn't work on Flash

heyuri

SELAMUN ALEYKUM.

I herald news from the Lolislamic State of Heyuri. They have just released this video and are threatening to behead captured citizens if kaguya-sama doesn't comply with their demands

Wat time is it, TIME 4 DICK

I boughted work gloves made in pakistan

They are made of 100% "Undetermined Fibers"

There is a single reason I visit shopping malls

osaka parasites

When I was young, I had a stupid dream to become famous, powerful, and respected. I thought... it's too hard to become famous by doing something popular, like being a singer. So I decided to become famous and powerful by becoming the king of the internet

That's what I spent my years doing back in the day, trying to become the king of the internet. I never became the king of the internet, but it seems god did fulfill one of my wishes in a rather twisted way

Though I became famous, I remained powerless, and no one respected me. Eventually, people around me knew who I was, and about my futile attempts to become the ultimate ruler of the internet.

I have spent all the time since then as a recluse, shunned by everyone. Now, what you see here is my prison. I am not a king, but a slave. So, be careful what you wish for... because the monkeys paw might just grant your wishes

The Rock n' Roll Barcelona beat Real Madrid 3 - 2 for the spanish super cup
Double by Raphinha

New rule added to heyuri!
Guess what time it is

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Tokyo police have arrested an executive of a company that manages fan clubs and organizes events on suspicion of producing and selling an adult video involving a 15-year-old girl, investigators announced Jan. 8.

Akira Awazu, 51, an executive of Tokyo-based Kakeru Entertainment Inc., is accused of violating Japan’s child exploitation laws through nonconsensual sexual intercourse.

Awazu has reportedly denied parts of the charges, telling investigators he believed the junior high school student was 18.

Police sources say that despite allegedly knowing she was under 16, Awazu filmed himself engaging in sexual acts with the girl at a hotel in the capital’s Kabukicho district, known for its nightlife and entertainment venues, in early July.

He is accused of paying the girl 40,000 yen ($254) before recording the encounter and later selling the footage as an adult video.

COMMENTARY: That's right. For just 250 bucks, you can have sex with a JK. But just don't get caught

obesity posting on /sw/

Can't imagine hugging the left. Can imagine hugging the right. The right choice.

Baby! (・∀・)

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DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE

Pasokon screen b0rked hard and I might need to buy a new one! I would love recommendation! Only thing i find important is that I can run Linux and it have a high res screen, but not necessarily. Can be shit specs otherwise! Any price goes!

What would you do if you were told that in a few weeks a world-ending meteor would strike the earth?

... dont judge me for what your about to read

But I felt like I should get this story off my chest. And knowing heyuri... some of you will probably masturbate to it

Go back 20 years. I was a fresh faced middle schooler, just entering my teen years. I had a gang of friends (we are all boys). We were always getting into trouble, and we were feared by other kids and even by the teachers. I was a little heavier then, and quite a bit taller than my peers, so I was physically strong enough to easily overpower most of my classmates and even some of the older teachers

There was this one girl and her friends that we always liked to pick on. She had a bigger nose than usual and we called her names like "the duck" and called her nose a bill. Sometimes we drew ugly pictures on her desk.

She always took it quietly and didnt even look at us. Thats what your supposed to do when your being bullied, right?

It only made me angrier

We started escalating our bullying. I started tearing up her papers in front of her to see her reaction. She would beg us to stop but I didnt. I liked that she was finally giving us a reaction

I also started pulling her hair and kicking her, spitting on her. Sometimes we would steal her shoes and throw them in the toilet. She would have to wear stinky toilet-water-soaked shoes all day

One day we pulled an incident that ended up getting me suspended from school (and got her moved to another school)

Before summer break, the school was planning to hold a big dance/performance. She was picked to be one of the dancers, and she was super excited about it. We saw her packing her uniforms... and even today I regret what I did

She always had very long hair. We took some scissors. I pinned her down while my friend cut off her hair. We drew on her face with markers and then, again, shoved all her dance clothes in the toilet. Then we beat her up a little and left in the bathroom, hair cut off, face smeared, and clothes torn.

Somehow we got found out. She had never reported us before out of fear of reprisal... but I guess she did this time.

I got suspended and my parents were told I almost got criminally charged, but it never happened

That girl never came back to school. I was told she was transferred somewhere else. I dont even know if thats true. Sometimes I wonder if she killed herself

I calmed down as I grew up, but that last incident sticks with me. I took things too far and I regret it. Every few weeks, I feel a pang of guilt for the damage I probably did to her psyche.

So anyway... yeah.. call me whatever, i jut wanted to share this story with my fellow heyurizens

unless this is u, u will be be a true fan.

guys, i found a leaked pic of kaguya having another affair with a user's wife...

how's the new year going for heyurizens? we're only a week and a half in!(´ー`)

VAGINA thread (someone requested)

NEW EMOJIS!!!

Much love from Liverpool!

kaguya stop fucking my wife

kaguya why did you nuke all your uploads on vidlii?

Chona Kilat loves to rate my PENIS during video chats. She is strict but honest in her rating. When she is not satisfied with the erection she gives the PENIS a bad rating and says I'm a stupid wanker...Please leave a comment.

They call this Kuznetsov's Metamorphosis

teh best game evar made

https://img.heyuri.net/o/potiboard.php?res=6840

mai present 4 u

Goodnight!

Does anyone here have discord? I'd like to know them to keep in touch just in case

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

And thats why I am depressed

Basically, whats the point of living?

My life doesnt feel complete without her

（ ´,_ゝ`）

Hello, I’m from 4chan; what do you guys do here, exactly?

Hey Rabbitfield-kun, Rabbitfield-kun,
show us your computer setup!

Mahou pantsu!

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An important test of measuring the quality of a website is its users. Can the users conform en masse to expected social behaviors? Or is the site full of trolls? Heyuri is better than most, but can they resist the urge to be a troll? Lets find out

Hey /b/, need to make a beer run, watch my towers, would you?

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Meow, I'm watching you!

It's so annoying that normalfags have essentially been making problems for themselves for the past five years. I was watching a few of this guy's videos and they're all centered around "Social Media Bad", which has been obvious for more than a decade. His assertion is that insecure young people on SNS websites see videos of other insecure young people and then mirror their bad behaviors. I'm annoyed that the popularity of SNS websites mean that people that are normal fucked-up from IRL circumstances are suddenly lumped in with a bunch of overgrown children that fell for obverse peer pressure. I was an anti-social, schizotypal loner before it was cool (ﾟ血ﾟ#)

here's the nugget you ordered

ICE has a division for deporting people called Enforcement Removal Operations...

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the only man i respect is gavrilo princip. he was the man who started WW1 which indirectly casued WW2 and the cold war. while yes i know europe at the time was a powderkeg waiting to explode he and he alone was the one who lit it all on fire. he was truly and ordinary man who changed history. he wasnt some smart inventor or scientest like einstein or newton. he wasnt some genius war general like napoleon or genghis khan. he wasnt some psychopath who viciously climbed through the ranks of power like hitler or stalin. he was an ordinary man. i would argue he is truly the only ordinary man who changed history.

IMAGUS UPLOADIOUS

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE???

Marvel at the great wisdom of our ancestors!

Did it received any replies?

To flush or not to flush
That is the question...

*absentmindedly rubs small circles into the tabletop, sighing*
man… if only there was a woman as twisted, clingy, and sick as I am……

WE LOVE CATS

i love you heyurians

ヽ(´ー｀)ノ Robot waifus by 2027!

Every night you light me with your gasoline (・∀・)
Every time I feel delight when you recall my name
ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
Gonna get you like a space boy
Whoa-oh-oh-oh, I'm ready, babe
Gonna get you, I'm your space boy
Dive into your heart, baby
Gonna get you like a space boy
Whoa-oh-oh-oh, I need you, babe
Gonna get you, I'm your space boy
Take a chance with me, baby
ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!

BRIAN…….NOOOOOO

What does /b/ think of... n-n-normal people...

Let's play Moe Moe Nazi Shoujo Goeppels-chan!

the diagnosis is... AIDs

i have no thread ideas...help me heyuri...im fading away..im dying.........(;´Д`)

Greetings Heyuri.
I would like to expand my musical knowledge, I have the idea that we should share what our favourite music is.

Post the cover art of your favourite album in da thread. You don't have to elaborate if you dont want to

Anyone here been to Spanish speaking countries in South America? I learned Russian when I was a teenager cause I was a Russophile and I thought I would be able to travel throughout the whole post Soviet Union with it, while this is true, the truth is that tickets there from America are extremely expensive and unless you're going to Central Asia (where I did live), its hard to navigate the countries without having to pass through Russia which for an American is worrying (just as worrying as getting picked up by FSB as getting picked up at the returning airport and interrogated why I visited a hostile country).

Therefore, I've been wanting to learn Spanish. I can get a roundtrip ticket from my local airport to Lima, Peru for less than $500. My dad went to Ecuador once and said it was awesome. I've read half a dozen books about Europeans buying a car in Spain, traveling around Africa and then selling it in Morocco when they were done. I figure I could do a similar thing, buy a 125cc motorcycle in the city, fuck off to the Amazonian areas for a week or two then come back, sell the bike and then come back home.

I would have to learn Spanish of course, but this already is proving way easier than Russian ever did. Plus I am doing a TESOL minor so I have the opportunity after next semester to teach English in Puebla state, Mexico so I'm sure I could get a lot of immersion there.

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hannah-chan is waiting~...

Flash animation/cover I saw a long time ago that has the beginning of the song TaleSpin/spin it, it was a spin it song cover by someone on adobe flash on some imageboard, do you guys know it or have it?

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Riding off the coattails of PEG-sans success, I've decided to release my own brand new visual novel about dating heyuri admins!

we're gonna die, the machines are coming to replace mankind (;´Д`)
https://youtu.be/sd8ivhpjI6g

we had a good run, let our machine overlords conquer us (´人｀)
ideally, I'd go out via ero bots draining mankind of their vitality... (´￢`)

is the users count broken again?

abracadabra
swooshy swoosh
now every single woman you've touched in your life is pregnant with your child

how many children have you fathered? (´ー`)

aaaaaagghhh.... im so ittttcchhhyyyyy....

Anyone uh .. slummin' it up on Steam?

What is Heyuri's stance on western animation?

me.

I found a website that has lot's of free animu games

today feels rather blue
i wish i had some source of joy today but today is just hours going by

Why are white and blue striped pantsu superior?

YOU GO GIRL!! YEAH! YEAH! WOAHHH!!

Big bite.

back to school tomorro, /b/... i'm beginning to not mind getting bullied by teh gaijin in mai school anymor.. anytime they cal me a pervertd anime freak i cum a little ( ´ω`)

but stil, even tho it turhn me on i dont know how many more lunchbreaks i can spend eating mai lunch in da bathroom..

does anyone have any game reccs? not looking for anything in specific, just tell me what games ya like to play!!!!!!!!!!!

As a child, I would play with the girl next door. We usually played in her yard, but one day I was invited in

She went to the bathroom, then, while she was in there, she started calling for her mom over and over again. But her mom didn't respond, so she called for me and asked me to enter the bathroom.

I did, and was shocked to see her bent over with her ass pointed at me and her pants and undies down. She wanted me to wipe her! I ran out and got her mom.

wtf would U have done?

I think i have some type of dyslexia

i cant read unless its simple things like manga or subtitles, when it comes to medium or long texts ill read it over and over and still not understand..
what am i supposed to do(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)

Plants are moe

what do we think of sex with xenos

Since Heyuri was kind of ghey lately, I feel like sharing something I recently read about Ottomans!

Pasting below interesting bits from
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K%C3%B6%C3%A7ek?useskin=vector

The köçek (plural köçekler) was typically a young, male, and physically attractive enslaved dancer, who usually cross-dressed in feminine attire, and was employed as an entertainer.

The culture of the köçek, which flourished from the 18th to the 19th century, had its origin in the customs in Ottoman palaces, and in particular in the harems.

A köçek would begin training around the age of seven or eight after he was circumcised and would be considered accomplished after about six years of study and practice. A dancer's career would last as long as he was clean shaven and retained his youthful appearance.

A köçek's skill would be judged not only on his dancing abilities but also on his proficiency with percussion instruments.

The youths, often wearing heavy makeup, would curl their hair and wear it in long tresses under a small black or red velvet hat decorated with coins, jewels and gold. Their usual garb consisted of a tiny red embroidered velvet jacket with a gold-embroidered silk shirt, shalvar (baggy trousers), a long skirt and a gilt belt, knotted at the back. They were said to be "sensuous, attractive, effeminate", and their dancing "sexually provocative". Dancers minced and gyrated their hips in slow vertical and horizontal figure eights, rhythmically snapping their fingers and making suggestive gestures.

Can u guess the reason why they eventually disappeared? Hint: Not because they were made of captured slaves, but:

Many Istanbul meyhanes (nighttime taverns serving meze, rakı or wine) hired köçeks. Before starting their performance, the köçek danced among the spectators, to make them more excited. In the audience, competition for their attention often caused commotions and altercations. Men would allegedly go wild, breaking their glasses, shouting themselves voiceless, or fighting and sometimes killing each other vying for the opportunity to rape, molest, or otherwise force the children into sexual servitude. This resulted in suppression of the practice under Sultan Abdulmejid I. In 1805, there were approximately 600 köçek dancers working in the taverns of the Turkish capital. They were outlawed in 1837 due to fighting among audience members over the dancers.

Damn drunkards couldn't fukken behave...

Anyways, a bonus information!

Köçeks were much more sought after than the çengi ("belly dancers"), their female counterparts. Some youths were known to have been killed by the çengi, who were extremely jealous of men's attention toward the boys.

rits wishes you a happy new year

what are you cooking this sunday?

Greetings. Apologies in advance for my English.

I am a student in my 3rd year in a small regional college.

I left my parents house and since I couldn't afford to get a place by myself, I am sharing a 2 bedroom first-story apartment with 2 other people, 1 girl, 1 guy.

The girl is a foreign exchange student from Asia, but she only just moved in recently and I haven't got to know her yet. She is however, very cute.

I have been perusing her room and looking at her stuff while she is at school (I do alot of my work remotely these days and am home more than either of my flatmates)

So far she hasn't noticed

I also noticed she has a habit of drooling in her sleep

Because every morning, near the pillow area, I find stains like this.

I had already been burying my head in her dirty laundry and her sheets and soaking in the sometimes still-warm cloth soaked with her sweat and aroma

Its brutally cold here in the winter and my other flatmate insists on setting the radiators to 30c at all times

So she probably sweats alot under these thick sheets

Today I decided to try and taste some of her saliva by sucking on the saliva stain she left behind

It didnt taste like much, though I definitely got something out of it. The stain expanded a little as my own saliva mixed in, and I hope it goes away before she gets home.

Even though it didnt taste like anything, the psychological sensation was amazing

I masturbated a huge amount to it already.

And thats how I sucked on the saliva stain left behind my girl flatmate.

Would you stick your PENIS in this thing's mouth?

What are you sitting on right nao? (´￢`)

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn~~~

this img makes me happy!

https://up.heyuri.net/src/5127.exe
download and run...


I cant promise you wont find yourself in a new universe....

lemme see your figure collections, figures you want or any collections you have!!

this is 500yen coin is yours.

I declare a splinter faction from the SLA and loli empire

Fetuses shall reign supreme

I've been practising my graphic design, and have made an advert for Specsavers. Did I do good?

ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!

Dranpa gvae me a new insiclopidea. Anyone speik spanist?

why are people now a day such moralfags?

if you absolutely had to suck a PENIS but you could choose what the PENIS looked like so long as it remained a PENIS, what would it look like?

I always chose to play as a female during character selection - why would i want to look at a mans ass for 1000s of hours. Their design is way cute and have more outfits no matter game. Statistics says that most guys prefer to play as male chara in online games. your chance of getting a gf isnt getting bigger if you play as male

https://img.heyuri.net/f/koko.php?res=4197&page=0

For those who have heard about it, the short VN about a mysterious website called Heyuri is now up. You can play it for free on the flash board


For those who havent heard, see: https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=166606

If you wanna discuss it, please do so here: https://dis.heyuri.net/lounge/koko.php?res=15315&page=0#p5_15315 since both /f/ and /b/ have an age limit for threads

Time to spend 30 minutes platforming and doing retarded puzzles and only a quarter of that time actually fighting demons!

my parents are behind me so please don't post anything weird

that's adult man hair if you find this unattractive as a woman you are a pedophile.

big PENIS futanari or small PENIS futanari?

Believe it or not, I finally scored a girlfriend, woohoo! It’s been real, you FAGGOTS. I’m out. Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do, (which isn’t much.) Bye!

are cute girls who sound like buff men HOT?

Why is Dejiko screaming?

Now what is this link Jeff emailed me?
*click*
*scroll*
Oh my...!
*zip*
*fap fap fap fap fap fap*

...the powerglue dried Abit longer.or... idk. So annoying.

Today i went to the mall and arcade ヽ(´∇`)ノ
at the arcade they had a huge taiko machine and i wanted to play but you had to pay to play..ive never played taiko at an arcade but i have a drum at home( ´ω`)

there was also a knock off ddr and i had never played before and i kinda suked..there was another knock of ddr and i saw some people my age playing bad apple on it(;´Д`) i didnt know people in real life liked touhou!

Horses r 4 evar

orange juice for u

thank you everyone who came to share the most romantic moments of your life. we will be back next year with greater cheers. happy new years!
full res: https://pomf2.lain.la/f/08x43umy.jpg

cum in your hand and eat it
describe the taste

heyuri makes me feel less alone this new years night.......
whats everyone's new year's resolutions for 2026?!

Blocks your path

What would you do /b/?

you can’t tell me what to do..

(*TELLS YOU WHAT TO DO*)

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Liru is a wonderful werewolf and I love her!

Happy New Year, /b/. This Winter sure is something else, huh? Seems like every day I'm shoveling at least ten tons of snow off the driveway. Today was certainly no exception, but at least checking up on the cup afterwards rose my spirits quite a bit.
Despite the contents of the cup appearing to be a lot more.. rich in this update, I once again was unable to add any extra ingredients to the brew.
Some drops were wasted on a few cookies leftover from Xmas. I felt festive, sue me.
Anyway, I hope you all had a swell New Year's, and I hope you have a good year to come. Until we meet again, pii~su.

This hit hard...

Mod me so I can single-handedly enforce NOTHING and spam hentai like a responsible adult.

remember the gurl who stabbed his gigolo?

Hello fellow Heyurizens. I am pleased to announce that in one week, I will release a project I have been working on for a while: A AA-based Visual Novel about Heyuri! You can download it to your computer or run it in the web, for free. It has the core features of any other VN (although the flash medium has its limitations), and is pretty short, about 1 or 2 hours depending on your reading speed.

Merry Christmas, and I hope you enjoy my game next friday.

As (I) have limited experience, please accept my amateur work.


Title: A place called Heyuri
Length: Short (1-2hr)
Developer: Positive Element
Type: Kinetic
Release: 1 JAN 2026

anynyan know where this is from?

Get your fortunes for the new year here!!
ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!

Your fortune: Dark times are to come

Shotacons should be given no quarter!! Today a fatwa is declared against shotacon invaders!

3D girls can be so cute ( ´ω`)

It's around that time of the year... again

kitten burrito. ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

Is valkyria chronicles a good series? I remember playing 4 on my ps4 a few years ago and i think it was fun. It reminded me of fire emblem

I’m so awkward around girls I actually hate myself ;—;

hai heyuri it's 40 minutes until new years for me and i'm really bored. i'm only staying up because they'll give me wine.

How could you disappoint Hana-chan like this?

happy new year

whys everyone saying its the new year? theres still 4 hours to go ....

Teh Akari search engine is back!
Many other moe themes too.
https://mokyudex.moe

happy new years every1!!!! lets all have a big party......

happy new heyuri-year!