I've access to Heyuri in my van - want to see it?

(((illegal))) stream starts in 15 minutes at https://www.cytu.be/r/heyuri

pi piru piru piru pi pi rupi
pi piru piru piru pi pi rupi
pi piru piru piru pi pi rupi

KTLA daily patrol near the border areas. No drugs, no gambling, no Casino, no call center but strong and happy.

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GEMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

this is mai waifu, ayanami rei

So saed

WTF

PREPARE THE KOTOMIS!

20 year old vs 12 year old
what do you think

All your base are belong to us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ool4gyrJpM0
so insanely good....

heyurizen please play ai limit it is really fun and devs put a lot of heart and cute girls into the game

that's highly informative

We will watch Golden Boy and Tsun Tsun Maid wa Ero Ero Desu this Saturday at 18:00 UTC. Tsun Tsun Maid is optional but I highly recommend staying to the end because Golden Boy is only 6 episodes.

>Kintarou Oe doesn't look like it, but he is a genius who completed all his university courses and then quit before graduating. He becomes a wandering student, going from place to place on his bicycle, seeking to learn what he can about life, the world, and women. He is willing and able to do any job he has to prove himself. His travels take him to a variety of locations and a variety of women, each who learns to love the hardworking guy, but not before he can run off.

MIKU KICK!

rolly rolly rolly

take this chicken

me in the middle

I has an leek

while you were wasting time on the internet, I beat TGM2's normal mode ヽ(´∇`)ノ

it's honestly not that hard at all
if you can play Tetris to any level of skill, you can make it to the end, give it a shot in MAME
I fucked up a bunch earlier today due to misinputs and had three fucking runs end on 299/300 because I couldn't clear one measly line at the end ( ´ω`)

I still need to get good enough to survive the entirety of the credits roll, I can't do shit at instant drop speed, I spend too long thinking and the rules of how you can move change dramatically once the piece touches the floor (and now every piece touches the floor immediately) (´～`)

I want to buy TGM4, but I'm waiting for all the rushed launch weirdness to get fixed first. No point in spending money on a broken product. (´人｀)

you can have one of these 3 cookies. choose wisely...

Anyone else used to be put on a leash went you went out with your parents as a child?

I would wander away a lot （⌒∇⌒ゞ）

Any other fans of this show on Heyuri?

where do you get gigantic bells of dejiko cosplay? ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

I never live in fear, I'm too out of my mind.

While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Tecmo Super Bowl

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While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Celeste

Check out this mouse RPG. It's called Small Saga
I'm like 15 minutes in, really cool so far.

Anyways, what indie games have you played recently?

herez my balls ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

Hey guys asking here because im from this community for a while
How can I kill myself without much pain? Is there any good way?

Considering the majority of us are third worlders, we could probably make a Heyuri travel channel and advertise it to foreigners and it would be pretty good

Today's potatoes are so big that I only need 3 instead of 4 for my meal!

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Do you love rural South Asia?

instead of going to work i spent an hour looking through dj controllers... and then fapped

turns out that kaguya's real name is mehmet bozuyuk and he's currently on the run for possession of 100 TB of child pornography

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcfpoiGGU3E&list=PLKOgquLeB254rK3mvWt1z43NxZI8FtUVP&index=48

i hate it when the coolest song is used for the worst boss fight...

Just so u know.

*huf* Moooooeeee!!! *huf*
*click click*
Arghh! Heavy! *Huf*
*click*
...
Heyuri.net
...

Site down.(;ﾟДﾟ)

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>The charity fundraising event "Erotica will save the world" took place on August 25-26 in Shinjuku, Tokyo, allowing donors to... squeeze the breasts of adult film actresses from Paradise TV.

>Participants must be over 18 years old, will line up, register, pay money, disinfect their hands and... massage the actor's chest twice. If anyone doesn't feel it and wants more, they have to go through the same steps as above (ie continue lining up, paying money, disinfecting, ding ding ding... )

wish we had this in our cunt （ ´,_ゝ`）

Dreams do come true!

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Sieg Heil ヽ(´ー｀)

I didn't know Japanese songs could be this fast...

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WTF AN ALLIGATOR!?!!1

GENTLEMEN... BEHOLD! An tomato!

Hi

be wholesome on this thread

finally a reason for me to go outside

Learned how to use ffmpeg so I could .mp4 this because Heyuri doesn't like .mov files

Enjoy lol

i want to have sex

If you were given the power of the Death Note, who would you kill /b/?

I am Ashurbanipal, offspring of Poo-Poo and Gay Grimace, the oldest prince of the royal harem, whose name Kagunya and Anonwaha, the lord of the WAHA, have named for the kingship from earliest days, whom they formed in his parent's ANUS, for the rulership of Heyuri; whom Kagunya, Anonwaha and Hachikuji, by their unalterable divine decree, have ordered to exercise sovereignty.

OH FUCK

This picture of my wife and daughter enjoying lunch is too small. Can we please get an enhancement?

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dont mind me, just running to the last page!

Seeing as there was some interest a while ago (see: >>135488), I decided I would set up a server for us to play together!

I've got it working, but for now there's no addons for it - just plain vanilla gm_construct and default props, playermodels etc. So use this thread to suggest stuff to put in the server! I thought about maybe using the pack that was used for Sven Coop a couple years ago.

The deadline is Monday @ 19:00 UTC at which point we will start playing. I can adjust this time as necessary, but note that I am only available to host on that day, the day before or Thursday. Those days are my weekend, plz understand ;_;

sometimes I think this place is full of win. sometimes I think everyone is trying too hard. what am I doing wrong?

rottingangels.org - A imageboard that is built to look like a forum and run by a heyurizen. It has a cool theme to it when you get past all the drugs and dicks

world2ch.net - A 2ch textboard/imageboard with lots of 2ch culture, originally from 2003. The site was revived earlier this week and looks to be more stable than the last time.

Hikari3 - A site that, from what I can tell, makes love with heyuri-tan. It appeals more to newer users but still has cute oc.

Prodefch - Was a site that was just like heyuri, only it died in infancy.


Does anyone know any more?

711chan.net is now re-open

GIMME ME YOUR BANANAS OR I SHOOT

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ohayo heyuri
what is yourfavorite icecream flavor?
i like cookie dough （⌒∇⌒ゞ）

and bonus question: least favorite

ALRIGHT GENTLEMEN HOW DO WE KILL SUPERMAN

rate my isekai gear /b/

haiii

i liek angels can we talk about angels

will heyuri be mad if i post a cp

you can't phase me

in this thread lets come up with our own touhou titles!

bonus points for attaching lewder image than previous poster's but related to your title

i dont get foot fetish, um u like smelly feets? can u fap to socks? why typ of sock is sexiest? low cut or high? umm ...

only yellow foods

if nyu don't post in this thread within 0.00001 second you are retarded.

"Heyuri: A site for illegal content"
Is that still the case?

So, you don't like my Disney princess threads, huh? How about this:

Which Disney LOLI would u fug?

your mom.

DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU

What fool invented skateboarding?

fc2web and a whole bunch of other free japanese hosts are to be shut down at the end of june

it has a page on archiveteam but it seems nothing is being scraped right now
https://wiki.archiveteam.org/index.php/Fc2web

a lot of old sites may disappear

I want to buy spy cameras and put tehm on my shoes!

can she leave me alone? she follows me everywhere i go Σ(ﾟдﾟ|||) i cant even fap in peace ( ´ω`)

I sometimes wish Kaguya didnt censor lolis here!!!

if earth was round, wouldnt we just fall of if we went to far out?

*ring ring ring ring*
someone is calling, but who?

100 Heyurizens in Heyuri's Steam group!

Advisers vow to bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo

will heyuri get mad if I use meme arrows
>be me
>cry every time

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will heyuri be mad if i post a discord

Boys, do you want to never have a twinkdeath, and to have success in your creativity?

SOLUTION: get a freaky otaku rotten artist wife!!! But not the dark triad NTR type, get the shotacon mommy agressive type!

Hey /b/! I got home from a long day, and the whole day I felt this deep, stinging pain in my body. I had no idea what it was until I unlocked my door... then all of a sudden my butt starting quivering, and my ANUS was shaking.
So, I power walked over to Toire-kun, and gave him a big meal
It was... probably the best experience I've had in years, so I had to share it with my friends!

After Japan's surrender following the atomic bomb drops by the USA, because of the crimes they have committed in the Japanese Imperial Army at the Pacific theater, they will be swiftly executed for the suffering and pain they've caused to the people of Oceania.

No one will miss these lolis. They will die with their hymens intact.

Im excited to get my stuff soon

GIANT OCTOPUS ATTACK!!!!!

Rate my setup.

Y HALO THAR.

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Your neighbor—teh silverfish—says hi.

BOKU?

Which Disney Princess would u fug?

today i took a shit and it was steaming, i didnt know they could do that

PARTY HAAAAAAAAAARRRRRDD

waiet a minute

>In order to maximize productivity and eliminate abuse, the Department of 4chan Efficiency is reorganizing certain 4chan boards.
they took down my /jp/

MAI ROOM

You and I should talk about something.

Rubyi chan! HAIII! nani ga suki?
Choko minto! yori mo a na ta!!
Fu yume chan! haii!! nani ga suki?
Sutoroberi-fureiba- yori mo a na ta!
Shiki chan! haiii! nani ga suki?
Kukki-ando kuri-mu yori mo a na ta!
Minna! haii! nani ga suki?
Mochiron daisuki AiScReammm!!! ヽ(´∇`)ノ



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yaab2_EEHM

post on mebi https://mebious.net

There's this dating simulator game that's reasonably popular in japan and has recently gotten an english translation called SNOW. Now, just glanging at the vndb page for the game one who is mildly knowledgeable of otaku culture can already tell that it resembles Kanon to the point of bordering on plagiarism, right down to the UI. So my question is: has anyone played this game? Or knows anything about it? Surely It wouldn't have gotten popular if it was just a ripoff of Kanon...

"Gay Grimace" has become King Slime of Heyuri, defeating Obama Jr II.

Gay Grimace's first action as king is raping fatter slimes and making even bigger Grimace slimes.

Wait... You're telling me there are people who DON'T browse the interwebz on a laptop in their bed?

kaguya is a faggot lol

i'll do it...

Teh interwebs is shutting down 2day at 15:00 UTC, sorry for the inconvenience.

- Internet

I want this but with a realistic loli. Any① haz? (ﾟｰﾟ)

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horizontal PC case (・∀・)

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i need a massage. ヽ(´～`)ノ

dont you wish you had someone to give you a massage after a long day?

"Aha~! Gotcha! I was a boy (♂) the whole time~! Such a loser, getting off a man this whole time! Guess that makes you a fag, huh~?"

"...Yeah." - （ ´,_ゝ`）

"Eh?"

zOMG AN ROAD ROLLER

Wtf such sudden quality in my /b/ board what is happening?

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WTF is inside a kigurumi?

wats in teh box?

Oh fuck I remember heyuri

GEORGE BUSH 4 PRESIDENT

MERRY APRIL FOOLS

MAEK AN SLIME https://cgi.heyuri.net/slime/

Aliexpress haul

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haruhi liek ear

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explain this image to me pls

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I've noticed some trends among people that avatarfag with Lucky Star characters. People with certain personality/behavioral traits tend to gravitate towards certain characters. This is what I have observed.

Konatafags:
-The most common type of LS avatarfag
-Generally male, predominantly heterosexual
-Very low intelligence
-Is a pedophile
-Poor hygiene and living conditions
-NEET, hikikomori or freeter
-Either underweight or obese

Tsukasafags:
-Male, predominantly homosexual (but may hide this fact)
-Submissive bottoms
-Enjoy crossdressing
-Shy
-Very intelligent, but don't make it a point of pride or let it go to their head
-Often struggle with issues such as anxiety, depression, OCD and autism

Kagamifags:
-Predominantly female
-Lesbian
-A little stuck up
-Always gets their way, often coming off as pushy or rude

Miyukifags:
-Rarest LS avatarfag
-May be male or female
-Mature and grounded
-Trustworthy
-Good listeners
-Gentle and kind

Yutaka and Akirafags:
-Chronically silly
-Can't take anything seriously
-Was probably molested as a child
-Reliant upon humor to cope with suffering

*hits*

It might make no sense, but i made it anyways

What do you think of self-harm?

HAWT BOOBZ

Objective: Document
the Restoration
I wasn't sent. I chose this.


Somewhere between obsession and reverence, I
crossed the line.
The Restoration-those earliest events--were too
sacred to have been left undocumented. So I built it: a
temporal lens, analog-coded, undetectable. Designed
to observe without disturbing


Itold myself it was for history. For understanding. For
faith.
But I wanted more than facts. I wanted to feel it.
To see Him.
To know.


The plan was simple:
-The Sacred Grove (First Vision)
-Hill Cumorah
-Translation of the Book of Mormon
-Kirtland Temple
-Liberty Jail
-Carthage


Moments sealed in doctrine. Stories burned into
belief.
I wanted to capture them-tape by tape, light by light.


But now... the recordings are changing. The footage
doesn't stay still. The timestamps glitch. They look at
me.


I don't think l'm just documenting anymore
I think they know I'm here.

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While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Mega Man 2

You guys may not have known this, but Michael Jackson used to make a lot of OC, and it really wins. If he was still alive today, he'd be an oekaki super star!

Heyurist Separatism is quickly gaining traction. We can soon establish our independent state waha~!

credit goes to Suiseitou@Chat@Heyuri & ChatGPT-sensei

Pez

YUI YUI YUI YUI

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NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

iruyeh gurl?!!

i did it, fellas.

I made 11 microwave burritos, wrapped the individually, they will go into teh freezer and will stay there until i am hungreh
each burrito is about 450 calories each, and with teh spicy meatz

at first I was like but then

orz...

SEEGAAAAAAAA

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HEIL HITLAR

Dad, you're going in wrong....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NR2qjvsqNSk

If you remember this song then you are legendary heyuri oldfag

war crime? nah, i won't kill any civilians.

I found this pic in my drive, sent to me by a Heyurizen, but possibly wasn't posted here b4
Teh difference between 2025 and 2020 feels smaller than the one between 2003 and 2008, despite both being 5 years apart

this is more insightful than it seems at first glance...

WTF CAKEY!1!1!!!11!

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NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa

Which side would you have been on?

i present to you.... TRADITIONAL JAPANESE WAHA
courtesy of chatgpt-sensei fucking up generating a regular waha

Does anyone remember fantage?

is diving into the bottom of the pool and staring at gurls a third worlder behavior

henlo heyuri, i know i asked this before and got the answer but my dumbass forgot where i wrote the link down, so can somebody link me to the archive of that english imageboard that predated 4chan and the world2ch one? i remember a long time ago an archive link got posted here proving it was the first english language imageboard even predating world2ch, if anybody could send the archive link again id appreciate it very much （⌒∇⌒ゞ）

Okay, so I know this is going to sound insane, but hear me out. I want to ask Pan Piano out on a real date. Like, in real life. Not ironically. Not as a meme. An actual human-to-human date. I’ve been watching her videos for years now, and there’s just… something about her. It’s not just the outfits (though, let’s be honest, those are divine). It’s the way she plays. The emotion, the precision, the control. You can tell she really feels the music. And yeah, I know she never shows her face and there’s this whole aura of mystery around her, but that almost makes it better? Like, she’s not some attention-seeking TikTok thot, she’s composed. Elegant. She lets the music and the cosplay speak. I respect that.

And I’m not trying to be a simp here. I’m not some loser who just watches and cooms and cries himself to sleep. I genuinely think I could offer her something real. I play piano too. Not professionally, but I’m decent. I’ve been learning some of the same songs she plays. Sometimes I imagine us playing duets together, just vibing out to anime openings in a candlelit room, soft laughs between takes, maybe some sake on the side.

The thing is, I don’t know how to even begin. Like, what do I do? Do I message her? Leave a comment? Send her a video of me playing piano in a tux? What if she thinks it’s creepy? What if she just blocks me? Or what if… she doesn’t? What if there’s a chance, no matter how small, that she actually sees the effort and says, “Yeah, let’s get dinner”?

I know how this sounds. I do. But I’m tired of sitting here doing nothing while the one woman who might actually understand me is out there, playing piano in a maid outfit, alone. I’m ready to do something. I just don’t know what. Help me out here. Be real. No trolling. I’m being honest.

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tragic backstory...

While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble

F/m/k?

what the?!?! Σ(;ﾟДﾟ)

What would you have done?

OH SHIT

using the internet... the oldschool way

figure thread?

post figs