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COME MY MINIONS~!

teh correct usage of a photocopier

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lol internet

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the american election is in less than a week, which president do you think will win the big presidency

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miruku

hello heyurizens
we forgot to arrange the next stream i think (rozen maiden Ouvertüre and/or Zurückspulen) so here i am making this post
so when? same time next week?

heyuri, i am stalking you. (ﾟー｀)

I TEAR MY HEART OPEN I SEW MYSELF SHUT
AND MY WEAKNESS IS THAT I CARE TOO MUCH
AND MY SCARS REMIND ME THAT THE PAST IS REAL
I TEAR MY HEART OPEN JUST TO FEEL

swiss role!

do u think Jenny would SS robotboy????

tissues tissues~

hands off mai little girls, ronald!

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for halloween i will be a mummy

jun, get me some food

FROGGED

neko mimi

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Konata pussy.

Wut are you looking at?

theres so many people here where did you guys come from?

Welcome, do you know why you are here?

hai!

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We're gonna need 2 cocks for this one

3D piggus, not even once.

Apparently this is what AI thinks an "Heyuri" looks like

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Anyone ever encounter being unable to use any math that is not +-/. It is also my first time coding alot for games...so this felt very new.
Seems psychological but I honestly do not buy anything non physiological.

What muzeek would go well with this FLASH??

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would you donate to a shrine?

Teh rozen cabbage

This is my kind of weapon

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GUESS I'VE GOT BRAIN PROBLEMS! ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌

there's a brat on the moon!

oh shit

STOP EATING MY SECRET HARD DRIVE! don't you know how much valuable files i have on there!?

Death by oppai (;ﾟДﾟ)

my first time drawing guro. How did I do?

Does anybody remember this dude?

Apparently this dog is supposed to be 'smiling' but it just looks mega stoned to me...

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sewer where you at? I need some of the files I left on prodefch

chocolate cakey cakey! Wait a minute, this isn't chocolate... don't tell me...

i am teh kami-sama. i maed you

He's called Cyclops because he can, uhmmmm... Shoot lasers from both of his eyes

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we'll continue to watch rozen maiden on same day at same hour. in order to make it easier to watch, we can watch it as 6 episodes on saturday and 6 episodes on sunday if you want. so how is it going to be ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌

where should she put this knife?

Glory to chaiman Mao! Death to the IJA and US army!

RAPE TIME!

What's it like in a maid cafe? do you get to buy sex from them?

LOL there's a cat on her head

Any effective ways to die asking for a friend

https://deepgoretube.site/video/MvbmllEaYA/

would

A TOE IN A MANKO!

chuu~

Rate teh playlist

MY BACK HURTS AGAON WHYYY

5 stars

This except the buttons are your ass.

The hoenn pokemon games just have an aura of dullness around them. I've always held this opinion, but even after gaining much apreciation for the games themselves i still do
Every aspect of the R/S/E, whether good or bad, is just kind of unisteresting (Including, in a general manner, the titles, the design, the story, the villains and even the corresponding season of the anime). This may be a very abstract description, but i associate the main gen 3 games with feeling lazy
Am i the only one? I recognize them as good games, it's that they... i don't know

Right in teh eyes

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one is not like the others

have you ever seen loli-fighting? it's an erotic sport ( ´ω`)

What's the worst they could do?

it's the internet!

fail

This is my plan for Halloween.

Pee Haych Pee

key lime pie?

Would this be the perfect gift to give an underage girl /b/?

rabbit ears on, now!

focus the magic!

JUST .. DO IT!

Naughty pussy cat~ You are very fat~ You have semen on your whiskers~ Naughty pussy cat~

i'm pushing sum buttans... though im not sure what these buttans do

too late

You will never be as sneaky as this guy.

heyuri im going to space, WTF will i find out there?

i like to imagine that this vending machine dispenses piss

Sssssmokin'

take me to teh mountain of bewbs! ヽ(ﾟρﾟ)ノ

load teh tegaki ammunition!

how much? i buy!

that fermented milk stuff tastes like fizzy milk

congratz!

Anyone for a drink? Might have a few shards of glass in it ..

look! A giant

Here is favourite website Heyuri, where we host many discussion about the raping of the loli, under watchful eye of Jew administrator, kaguya. He bring many pain to my assholes.

I make over 300 posting on Heyuri, at many different times of day. Many users here are "creepy uncle" who are thinking about the raping of the loli every day for past 20 years. Very nice!

Nevada-tan OHAYOU BEEAAAAAAAAM

What is she doing on the computar?

How's your room looking, Heyuri?

do you think pornography had a negative impact on your life?

I think it did have a negative impact on my own life, I started watching porn when i was 11 or 12 and ever since then i gained many fetishes, many of which i hate, that aside i realized i spend too much of my time thinking about sexy stuff, sometimes i would fap many days back to back even though it kind of stopped feeling good. Now i have a self imposed rule of fapping only on tuesdays and fridays which i manage to follow most of the time

what i think, though, is that it would be better to fap without porn at all. I remember i used to do that years ago when i found a porn i liked but wished had more stuff so i just made it up in my head
what do you think?

(btw picrel was from /o/ and i think it's one of the funniest images i have of this site)

check out mai water gun, it fires acid and semen

when its time for halloween, make sure to leave jack o' lantern ona holes outside for teh perverts going trick-or-treating ヽ(´∇`)ノ

going to fap!
furious fap !!!
hehehe!!

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What is your favorite old Vocaloid song? I just found this really good one while letting music autoplay and wanted to share it https://youtu.be/-XpDMtn3f3A?si=yPsdZ1B-iICnrlCj

Did you have any favorite pre-2013 Vocaloid songs? I also really like Yellow and I Still Love You

Dear Heyurizens,

With great sadness we can confirm our beloved admin Kaguya was killed today at TUSAŞ where he worked as a janitor and rentboy. We received confirmation from his family that he tragically passed away after suffering a massive fear induced heart attack after the nearby terrorist bombing. He fell to the ground and drowned in his own piss. Very tragic story.

As of this news control has passed to anonwaha. Hopefully the KGB won't cut funding for Heyuri. We'll have to wait and see.

Will keep you updated in the coming hours.

nyaa~n

Heyuri, i'll play you teh recorder. Liek this

What's the difference between a demon and a daemon?

open teh box!

don't you want to play geimu using this special controller?

What do we do with her now?

does anyone know what music plays on this flash that was posted on /f/? does anyone at least know the genre? I can't tell if it's a remix of vengaboys or not

put your head back on, dummy

suck my banana!

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*knock knock*
h-hai! can i please spend the night inside, it is very cold tonight!
i can tell (smell) you have healthy arteries, it would be shame if a man this healthy didn't let little rumia in...
i am hungry too, but i won't bother you and i will manage my hunger myself if you let me in
please please! let little rumia in the house! the house will be silent throughout the night up until morning, i promise

Hey /b/, did you take your meds today?

is that a sigmund freud reference?

Any good songs to recommend?

doll soup

HUNGRY? (・∀・)

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Being in colonial America would be cool

GTA3 turns 23 today

I wish something like this would happen to me

p-p-p-p-panchiraaa!

It's October, so let's have a spooky thread! Have heyurizens ever encountered the paranormal? Stories of ghosts, demons, UFOs, cryptids or anything of that sort are of course welcome, but also feel free to share tales of phenomena that might be explicable, but simply strange or rare.

I myself have encountered a couple of strange phenomena, though they have naturalistic explanations. The first was that one night I fell asleep with my lamp on. I awoke in the middle of the night to see a shadow person next to my bed. It appeared as the silhouette of a woman with dishevelled hair. I acknowledged her and though her appearance was creepy, I didn't feel any fear whatsoever. I seemed to be in a trance state and I didn't feel there was anything abnormal about her presence. I simply turned off the light and went back to sleep. This was likely just a hypnopompic hallucination, although I guess you could say it was a ghost.

The second was that once during a major thunderstorm I encountered ball lightning. Rain was pouring heavily and lightning had just struck near my apartment building, being so loud that it shook my windows. Then, I began to hear a faint ringing sound located above and behind where I was seated before I heard a loud pop accompanied by a flash of white light from within my apartment. Ball lightning was once considered paranormal but has since been confirmed to exist as a natural, though rare and unexplained phenomenon.

What are they excited about?
(If you answer "My PENIS", you lose.)

STOP MAEKING FACES AT ME Are you looking for a fight!?

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this bitch drank it all ヽ(`Д´)ノ

an oppai sandwhich looks delicious

this is how 2 fix computar

here is mai house

She shall be burnt at a stake

Unidentified Flying Panties

you're gonna get hit by a doll meteor shower

BOW TO J00R DOLL, NOW!

shit, the world b0rked (;ﾟДﾟ)

HOP ON! We're going to TEH MOON

they haev arrived

This is art.

the plane wheels must haev a great sensation

Post the first four words that pop into head.

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is this what you meant by "manko juice"?

it fits!?

Kitty is concerned about the contents of your hard drives. (;´Д`)

Remember to make regular backups! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

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NOTHIN' AT ALL!

heh

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I'm gonna take this pumpkin, and im gonna fuck it

does boredom exist the same way as it did before?

SHAKE SHAKE!

you are lucky today ( ´ω`)

screw october and halloween, it should be christmas already! Santa already knows what i asked for

SEND IN TEH ATTACK!!

Slut detected.

Your fortune: Average luck

it's the place to sleep (plz no sleep raep)

there was this one loli i saw outside many years ago. and ever since then i have had over 9000 ero dreams involving her. There's something about that loli... maybe she's a witch in a loli body with bonar-giving powars

You remember the Nintendo CD, right?

One BOKU fruit blend is okay, but seven!?

If they had been the rulers during World War II, how would Europe look now or after the defeat of the Axis?

How would you make a game starring Heyuri-Tan?

While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Shining Force

Japanese Prime Minister Aso Tarou has allegedly been witnessed reading the manga "Rozen Maiden" in Tokyo International Airport

Hey hey hey, I'm Detective Cuttlefish. This board here seems to be conducting some serious crimes. Give me one good reason why I shouldn't shut this place down for good!

GET OFFA MAH MONEY, BITCH.

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what did you put in the coffee?

Why doesn't this ever happen to me?

shit i dropped internets, did it break? can you hear me? is it still working?

Oppai-vision

This post is meant for the russians and polyglots or language enthusiasts of heyuri. I've woken up today and decided that I want to live in Russia. The obvious problem being, I don't know any russian. So then, can you help me with some books or video series?

Which is better and why?? Do you yearn for your care-free days or do you enjoy today's world as it is? I do not know. Is it THAT much better to live in ignorance of the cruelty of our world of physical sensation, to live as a perpetual child, rather than recognize our wicked nature and reject it? ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌

behold! the puppet master reveals herself!

You walk into the clubroom and see this. What do you do?

TIME TO FUCK THIS PLACE UP!

Why do slasher horror villains always kill the black guy first and leave the blue-eyed blonde girls at the very end?

how could anyone be afraid of aliens? What's the worst they could do? anally probe me?

Haruka!

R.I.P. Kagu~nya

zomg a witch

2spooky