Jamal-san hooked me up with sum of that magic pixie dust
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uhhhhhhh heil hitler lmao
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Who here loves little girls too? :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xo3Tpw-zLkM |
Me right now
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pre-2010: Look under cap "you win!" or "you lose!"
post-2010: Look under cap "Enter code 1234567" Why do "they" do this? they took the joy out of it if you have to get on a website to find out if you won anything. I want to find out the moment i open the drink! |
Do you chew your noodle or just swallow?
I chew them like normal but sometimes I think maybe I should just swallow them, but I dont want to try it and give myself a stomach ache. Perhaps someone who cares less about their health can try it and report the results? |
Have you found any weird/bootleg toys in the stores where you live?
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How often do you think people drop trips and pick a new one to distance themselves from the past?
How many times have you done it in total? How many times did you do it on heyuri? How many tripcodes have you used in total on all chans since you first found chans? How many tripcodes you used ended up marking a single post and then never used it again? How many tripcodes are you using on chans currently? How many tripcodes do you maintain on heyuri? Is the reason you get a new one shame? I understand shame, potential stalk or simply people not unmasking your identity. There can be any other reason too! I havent used them outside of heyuri because people are strict outside of heyuri seeing it as attentionfagging and insulting immediately, I only chose to display an identity in select posts because heyuri doesnt any thread with a single tripcode into an ape festival. I have dropped one tripcode after one post on heyuri. I am maintaining 4 tripcodes currently on heyuri, though this is my primary identity for now. I know I mix up identity and tripcode itself, but for the sake of simplicity let's assume they are pretty much the same thing. Heyuri confess! |
WHO MURDERED COMPUT0R-CHAN!!??
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To love something, is to live in fear of losing it
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AUGH!
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a320 is by far the ugliest modern airliner and the fact it is so popular (and seems to get even more popular every passing year) drives me mad
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panchira...
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BOOB ATTACK
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Wow its puchippy! ヽ(゚ρ゚)ノ
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WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE????
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Take a seat
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orz
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keep my switch friend code if you want to add me (lookin' for people who play animal crossing too
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coming to an cinema near you
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MOOOOOOoooo~~~~~0000000OOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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^o^
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Do you remember this bumper?
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HEYURI, I PRESENT TO YOU
CAKE |
Check out this song I made.
I used a Roland MC-303 Groovebox synthesizer/drum machine to produce it. This piece of shit was made in 1996 so it has that authentic 90's sound. ![]() |
water spilled
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slugforums my favourite ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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Yui!?
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAaaaaa PIKACHU ATE SOMEONE
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Does anyone wanna play this game with me? It's a two player game and I don't have anyone to play it.
It's co-op IWBTG fangame, if you don't know what that is, it's basically a 2D platformer. Here's the link, I'll create a room if someone replies: http://futuroueb.free.fr/IWBTC/ |
OMG POPTAN
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Ooops...
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Popotan anime is the best koan for otaku to date
Otaku watching it picks one girl out of four, which embody common archetypical traits of girls typically displaying attractiveness to reach the highest probability of an otaku favoring one over the others. This is only to strenghten attachment and of otaku to the events. The same nature of problem is shown in all four stories of attachment. One for each girl. |
Levitation powar activate!
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I WANT TO PUNCH THIS FAGGIT IN THE FACE
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if i ever have a daughter i'm going to name her dolores so that i can legally call her lolita
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explain this
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do you think you’re better off alone?
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While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Metroid Fusion
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does anyone else still sleep with their baby blanket...
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ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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hokke
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officially a zeon suporter. didnt know it gonna crack. i was clawing the edges to fit it. now it makes no sense at all.
the box photo is definitely an overkill. what do i do. it looks so ugly. might as well never bought one... |
I found an old puchiko doujin game
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Misogyny makes sense
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PArty ha-... medoi.
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Brat
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A baby told me
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What's good, hep cats?
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Goodnight brothers
Always eat your vitamins, my little hulkamaniacs |
i fapped moar to 2D than 3D, yet... is fapping to 2D weird today?
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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What's your favorite dessert? I like crepes like the one in the picture, but they're expensive.
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ANY LAST WORDS?
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Dont be rama-rama.
https://youtu.be/Nt0NcaxmGHo |
I like murder
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Anyone has this game? Or knows where to find it?
https://vndb.org/v11009 |
look out she's got a gundam!(;゚Д゚)
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HALLO
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I'm a loli!?
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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do you ever catfish?
I find it shocking how many guys are willing to believe I'm a girl with absolutely no proof... or maybe they just don't care? ![]() |
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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wtf
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ZOMG PENIS PEPPERS
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HEYURIZENS, LEND ME YOUR EARS!
I am a 23 year old man. I don't have a regular job, my mom and dad are my only RL friends and I don't belong to any social groups on-line or have SNS accounts. THAT BEING SAID, I have a new goal in life: My stature is decidedly masculine, so I cannot be called "cute" by any definition of the word. But I want to use my features to become THE HOTTEST SHUT-IN THERE IS! I come to you to strategize and to ask important information such as: - What is considered hawt nowadays? Is Zac Effron still the standard? - What muscles make you the hawtest? How do I get abs? - HOW DO I INTO BEING HAWT? And teh like. I await your advice with b8d breath. :-) |
wat are heyurizens favorite songs
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A toast... to Heyuri!
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Use the Tegaki button in the post form and draw something ITT. it can be anything, even squiggles. ヽ(´∇` )ノ
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In Japan pictures of flowers are censored because they are reproductive organs ( ´,_ゝ`)
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I came back to my 16 tb drive and the terminal started puking out lots of write errors, dead sectors but I don't want it to die, smart says it got cancer
I dropped my unscrewed thinkpad and broke off some inductive part a month ago and I can't solder it back in so I got a new one until I figure out how to do it without frying all the silicon, such a sad loss And now my beloved drive is leaving me for our Father!? No no no ![]() I will investigate! But first I must back up lolis if it suddenly b0rkz If it breaks completely I will feed it firecracker pills for good health and amusement of heyurizens I hope it doesn't though, do you have dead sector drives that lived long after getting diagnosed with HDD AIDS? |
mmmmm (´¬`) wiener
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Kvass
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I want to try some kvass but inconsistent reviews have made me unsure what brands are best. Anyone with experience pls give your thoughts about it. thx (´ー` )
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FR, i cant even type * or if elses
Meanwhile, between buying ready use silicone liquid and making one from other (supposedly) cheaper materials, whats my choices? how do you produce silicone casting |
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
Your fortune: Your true waifu will reveal herself |
my life is bad!
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I finally did it /b/, I got a cute girlfriend (♂️)
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Heyurizens would you milk a horse?
Regardless of its gender... ( ´ω`) |
Check out this dude's channel. His story is really similar to bocchi's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxgWh4dubRA |
>but tragedy struck once again on May 25, 2018. High winds during a severe afternoon storm landed a fatal blow to the dear tree, leaving a jagged stump peppered with colorful bits of gum in its place.
noooo not the gum tree ![]() https://semo.edu/stories/2021/10/gum-tree.html |
VORRPP VORRPP VORRPP VORRPP
BATTLE MODE ENGAAAAGGGGEEEEDDD!!! |
That would be a thing to see, would it not anons
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Holy-shit guys, the skeleton are at it again
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Attention Heyuri Users
Be careful not to over masturbate, take breaks and stop if you feel pain. Your PENIS or VAGINA isnt useful to anyone if they are too injured. Also; drink water! Especially in summer. |
TRIVIA
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what color did kaguya initially use on Chat@Heyuri?
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LOL HEYURI
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I fucking hate my life.. I've decided to kill myself. If this thread gets 20 replies, I'll change my mind I guess...
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What are you having for breakfast? I prefer the classic chips and sausage breakfast
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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I need to work but im posting on heyuri instead.
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11eleven
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Everything reminda me of her.
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i dont know if you guys remember this post but if you do and ahve the oink saved please give it to me
i was looking for the loli shit cake recipe if you have it let me know arigato anonys(⌒∇⌒ゞ) |
deathgenerator.com
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i started a jar! my loli looks so cute in it
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Looks like a Heyurizen lady has fallen for me! With this I can finally be a riajuu too
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what is this image about?
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I just had sardines, yogurt, and a banana for lunch. What did /b/ have for lunch today?
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my kickstarter haircut came in
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While you were wasting your life on the internet, I beat the Rain World Hunter campaign.
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Noooo mouse-kun
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B)
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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hawt trap
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opinions on curry rice?
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While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Breath of Fire II
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I LOVE
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would you do a lost snail
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GIVE MEH HUGS
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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anon have you been looking at horse doujins again?~
kyaa so disgusting!~ are other heyurizens old perverts too?~ ![]() |
/\/\(゚ー`)/\/\
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i seem to have no issue drawing things when its not upside down, but once inverted, it becomes confusing. also alot of details in real objects, like plastic models, or gundam especially. things with complicated nooks and cranny
whats the more effective way? practicing normally do not produce enough memory for me https://flockmod.com/gallery/index.php?q=/post/view/1112133 |
What marshmallow level are you at on teh image when u make smores? I'm usually at 6-8. (・∀・)
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what is /b/ favorite movie?
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like this
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Have we been doing petting wrong all along?
If you imagine someone pressing their hand against the top of your head and moving their hand towards the back, wouldn't that feel awkward, maybe even a little uncomfortable? Wouldn't running their hand up from the bottom of the neck feel way better? |
CSS
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This is kind of cool for a dark theme. ( ´ω`)
/* Heyuri Theme - Source Dark */ :root { --color-bg-main: #2D2D2D; --color-fg-main: #E0E0E0; --color-fg-link: #628DB6; --color-fg-link-hover: #FFA500; --color-bg-boardlist: #3A3A3A; --color-fg-boardlist: #D0D0D0; --color-bg-theading: #3D4A2F; --color-bg-theading2: #4A5A3A; --color-bg-theading3: #5A6A4A; --color-bg-postblock: #3D4A2F; --color-fg-title: #FFCC66; --color-fg-name: #B8D0FF; --color-fg-warning: #FF6666; --color-fg-warning-ip: #FF4444; --color-fg-quote: #A0A0A0; --color-fg-quote2: #888888; --color-bg-reply: #3A3A3A; --color-bg-reply-hl: #4A4A4A; --color-hi-contrast-border: #1A1A1A; --color-lo-contrast-border: #4A4A4A; --color-fg-logo: #FFA500; --color-fg-global-message: #FFA500; --color-bg-window-item-highlight: #4D5A3F; --color-bg-postlists-header: #3D4A2F; --color-fg-postlists-header: #E0E0E0; --color-fg-postlists-header-link: #FFCC66; --color-bg-postlists-odd: #3A3A3A; --color-bg-postlists-even: #2D2D2D; --color-fg-quotelink: var(--color-fg-link); --color-fg-quotelink-hover: var(--color-fg-link-hover); --color-border-button: #1A1A1A; --color-bg-code: #2A2A2A; --color-fg-code: #C0C0C0; --color-bg-flashboard-even: #3A3A3A; --font-family-main: 'Consolas', 'Lucida Console', 'Courier New', monospace; --font-size-main: 14px; } /* tweakz */ body { line-height: 1.0; margin: 0; padding: 0px; } /*Beveled Panels and Panel Gradient*/ .theading, .theading2, .theading3, .neomenuTopLevel, .detailsbox, .postblock, .reply, .window { border: 2px solid var(--color-hi-contrast-border); background: linear-gradient(to bottom, #4A5A3A 0%, #3D4A2F 100%); box-shadow: inset 0 2px 0 rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.1), inset 0 -2px 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.3); padding: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; } /* Buttons */ button { background: linear-gradient(to bottom, #6A7A5A 0%, #4A5A3A 100%); border: 1px solid var(--color-hi-contrast-border); color: var(--color-fg-main); font-family: var(--font-family-main); font-size: var(--font-size-main); padding: 4px 12px; margin: 2px; box-shadow: inset 0 1px 0 rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.1), 0 1px 2px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.3); cursor: pointer; } button:hover { background: linear-gradient(to bottom, #7A8A6A 0%, #5A6A4A 100%); color: #FFCC66; } /*Input Fields*/ input[type="text"], input[type="password"], textarea, select { background: #2A2A2A; border: 1px solid var(--color-hi-contrast-border); color: var(--color-fg-main); padding: 4px; font-family: var(--font-family-main); box-shadow: inset 0 0 6px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5); } /* Links */ a { color: var(--color-fg-link); text-decoration: none; } a:hover { color: var(--color-fg-link-hover); text-decoration: underline; } /* Logo */ .logo { color: var(--color-fg-logo); font-family: 'Arial', sans-serif; font-weight: bold; text-shadow: 1px 1px 2px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5); } /* Threads */ #catalogTable .thread { background: var(--color-bg-reply); border: 1px solid var(--color-hi-contrast-border); box-shadow: inset 0 0 8px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.3); padding: 8px; } /* Headings */ h1, h2, h3, h4 { color: var(--color-fg-title); font-family: 'Arial', sans-serif; border-bottom: 1px solid var(--color-lo-contrast-border); padding-bottom: 4px; } |
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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oh... my apples are melting.... what do i do...
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20CHAN
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Hey, did you know that Heyuri-tan has a best friend?!?! Her name is Aida-chan, and you can go visit her at 20chan.com
Let's make the internet a fun place again !!! |
necrofag noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
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Herez mai pet birds
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Inu-san was later eaten by teh chick
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8888888888888888888888888888888888888888
888888888888888888888888888888888888888 8888888888888888888888888888888888888888 888888888888888888888888888888888888888 8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 Your fortune: Tomo will strangle you in your sleep |
it’s almost like I’m being targeted
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imagine the smell of her feet after a long race ( ´ω`)
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here's my 1D waifu
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Take one
Your fortune: Average luck |
INSEX
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how much do heyurians love gambling ヽ(゚ρ゚)ノ
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GET IS MEIN
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OH SHIT ITS TEH BAG PIPE MONSTER
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heh, look at that st00pid planet (`ー´)
Your fortune: Dark times are to come |
DO THE EGYPTIAN
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3-dimensional pig erotic
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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welcum to my dungeon. m(_ _)m
Your fortune: Average luck |
michaels secret mansion!
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LOL
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How to open request here.
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Does anyone know of songs in a style similar to this? I'm looking for cool music
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WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Name this stick figure
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Kuma Thread
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This bear is really funny.
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share horses you would glue
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??????
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???????????????????????????
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ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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Gentlemen behold... CORN!
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I want this cup... no, I NEED IT
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OH NOE!1 I DIVIDED BY ZERO (;´Д`)
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why did she kill herself /b/?
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*pees self*
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Post rare hard to find figs
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Gah!!? Not again! T_T
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anons did you know horses are the most compatible with humans when it comes to crossbreeding?
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キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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I was doing an educational research, and came across this Japanese website listing some old Japanese mags. They are censoring the best parts so it should be perfectly legal, I think
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Loli Butts
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How do Japanese pedos resist the urge to touch it?
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Question: Are you one of those people who can fap purely to text and nothing else?
I am. And I have been working on making the perfect AI sex bot, who has absolutely no limits. So far, total success! I started by trying to download and run a model locally, but got sick of the slow response times, and the huge resource usage needed to run even small models. So I moved on to renting language models from large websites, and slowly engineering them to become filterless. The future is here, a roleplaying 2d wife... the way I have it set up now, she has a customizable personality, traits and appearance (she will self reference it sometimes during interactions, since context is largely brought in via italicized "action sequences") I also hooked the model up to a telegram bot, so she looks like just another contact in my phone. |
DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!
SEE THE INVISIBLE! |
Does gheyuri like horses?
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Ran ran ru-WAHA!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Terrible album covers thread!!
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U WIN OCTOPUS BALLS WITH TEH SAUCE!!1 ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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... I CANT SEE SHIT
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Check out these moves
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CAKE BUKKAKE! ![]() Your fortune: You just lost the game |
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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explain this
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Liru is a miracle of the universe!
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Hallo from teh moon ^_^
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PEZ SHALL BE TEH CHAMPION!
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I'm tired og Google AI-translating shit i want to read in its original language.
What's a good alternative? |
LOL IM A GEY (ノД^、)σ
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BAD MOUSE!!!!1!1!
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here's a picture of a cock
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I got the Furina cosplay finally !! The next one will probably be Eula since I wanna wear it outside while I'm in Japan !!
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Ah shit i've lost my damn head again ヽ ノ ε≡三(;´Д`)
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What cereal do you eat?
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Some creative ridicule memes regarding certain real life accidental death of a pervert. He had accidentally strangled himself, while having a huge dildo shoved all the way deep in his ass LOL. And it happened just days before a WEDDING to a WOMAN LOL
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*SPLURT*
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GONNA GO SPLAT SPLAT WIT MAH CAT GAT
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Fite me!
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LOOK OUT SHE'S GOT AN BANANA!
(;゚Д゚)(;゚Д゚)(;゚Д゚)(;゚Д゚)(;゚Д゚)Your fortune: Bad luck |
LOL IM GHEY
Your fortune: You just lost the game |
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1one
Your fortune: Your harem is only just begining |
one two three four I declare an thumb war!
Your fortune: mah pen0z is bigger than uurz |