why dont u hang yourself with that big PENIS of yours dirty old man

i can do it in my dreams pretty often for some reason but not irl

I used to be able to, now I am too old.
>>170387
I have these dreams sometimes too.

The prophecy forbids it.

no but i don't feel like i'm missing out because my friend told me that it feels more like you're sucking dick than getting your dick sucked

>>170383
I can't, I'm too small

i've tried to, too hard to be worth it

the real question is have you ever given yourself a facial?

>have you ever
a better question would be how many times and the answer is that I've lot count

>>170415
are you ghey or somethin'?

i used to do it a lot, but i started to worry i'd give myself scoliosis or something, so i don't as much anymore. i used to be able to take most of my length, but now i can only really suck the head without hurting myself. it feels really good though, it's one of the best ways to masturbate as long as you're not scared of permanent back injury.

>>170519
use a flexible hose!

I just had another dream where I sucked it and drank all the pee out of it. Another dream that could've been about making love with a girl wasted sucking my own dick...

it's more common than u think. why do u think all old men walk like this?