fellow heyurizens, what band or musical artist immediately causes you to ascend when you hear their music? For me it's Rage Against The Machine. Their music makes me wanna break things

I never realized it, but Nancy Spungen was kind of a chubster...

It's weird though, I thought heroin and crap was supposed to make you really skinny?

take a look at these!!!

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FIRE TEH POCHY MISSILE ARRAY!!

wrong way (;´Д`)

Want some? More are on the way

have you heard of teh junk cat breed?

GIMMIE

Your fortune: You just lost the game

panda LOL

What gaem are you playing?

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i've got teh coolest IP evar

at first I was like

This is a travesty.

you won teh internet a free mikuru!

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I felt today like cleaning and fixing of stuff related to data.

food made by a naked apron meido tastes 9001% better than regular food!

would you like to drink some komugi alcohol?

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nnnnyyooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

So I guess 711ch is dead.. again.
In the few years it existed, it never really got off the ground. There were no raids, besides raids done on the site itself, in a twist of irony.
I think heyuri is probably too nice-spirited to have raid threads (and too slow), but I wish there was a cool raiding spot on the internets. Flooding Japanese menhera streams with engrish comments, and micspamming IP cams used to be so funny.

zzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz...

draw gema, gema

i will invent a machine to turn all of you into cute fairies! Name a worse fate

Guyzz!!!!
I finally upgraded my OS and got a new pc!! (・∀・)

AAAAAAAAAHHHN~

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a detachable head

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Im going to water you

Scary ..

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Castlevania: The Adventure

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Here its beginning to snow! Does heyuri like snow? If so post some snowmen you all did! Or snow angels, thats all!

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand: "Hey! Pam pam pam. Got any grapes?"

I found a (dead) shota BBS on Wayback Machine, thought I'd share. Interestingly, they switched to a forum around 2014. ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

https://web.archive.org/web/20120407173857/http://shotachan.net/imageboard/

I would post this on /l/, but most of it is stuff I've already seen or is just crappy thumbnails, so not really suitable for an image dump.

evar eaten a party pie?

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So, it's International Men's Day. Post your favourite men.

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pez!

sexual abuse using viruses

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The older the picture, the more Asian they look. Sadly, most today look like fat Mexicans. The cutest ones are up in Alaska and Canada because they still look very Asiatic.

i found more imaegs of teh cutest characters evar

*UNF* *UNF* *UNF* *OAH-HOH* *OAH-HOH* *UNF* *UNF* *OAH-HOH* *OAH-HOH*

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Nutted but she still suckin'

you must drink this tea!

oh noes! my favorite show detective kun-kun has started, but the TV isn't even on! Quick, I have to grab teh remote

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kami-sama gave me x-ray vision

herez sum cat pics

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what an erotic apple

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN WEST PHILADELPHIA...

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ENORMOUS COCK!

nueds?

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yotsuba-san is taking koiwai for a haircut

May love and truth speak through me, even in my wretched state!

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GET ON TEH GROUND!!!

I used to sleep with a giant sized teddy bear because i liked how, when I rested my head under her chin, it felt like i was laying on a flat girl’s chest. Up until a year ago. Now I’m using a regular bodypillow (´・ω・｀)

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he's about to get DEER RAEP'D

If you think about it, people could start dressing like this again quite easily. People nowadays love to dress 'practically' when many have lay-about desk jobs that don't actually require them to wear particularly utilitarian clothing.

good mowning!!

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kewl, a visitor in teh middle of teh night

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Let's expand the list!
✿ Doing the tea ceremony with Lipton
✿ Using a shoelace as a string in shamisen
✿ Reading manyoushuu from left to right
✿ Going through the middle of torii
✿ Sleeping with head facing north
✿ Not getting rid of almost century-old things
✿ Killing spiders during daytime
✿ Not killing spiders during nighttime
✿ Drawing ghosts with legs
✿ Following sparks during night travel
✿ Using ink to make soy sauce darker
✿ Tossing 10 yen coins
✿ Spitting water back to the tank after temizu, or drinking it
✿ Always making い and り look too similar in handwriting
✿ Drawing ghosts with fire, but failing to signal them to go back with another fire
✿ Hanging paper ghost not right side up, nor upside down but horizontally
✿ Thinking that Buddha is not among the oldest and most powerful kamis
✿ Not blaming your bad health on a curse cast by a clairvoyant pipe fox servant of the person that doesn't like you

What are other wrong or hilarious-sounding things?

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would you buy a living eraser? it costs around $9001 though (;´Д`)

it gained a mind of its own! (;ﾟ∀ﾟ)

zOMG i found a treasure map! i wonder what teh treasure is...

Can you recommend weird and disturbing psychological manga and anime?

Dear Heyuri,

I love Nobue. She has boobs and is a lolicon like me. We could talk Ana and Matsuri into many weird things.

Chika is too smart, and Miu too dumb.

Best regards,
Itsemurha

BUY ME MSX COMPUTAR! ヽ(`Д´)ノ

who did this to my bike?

why are planes always crashing!? ヽ(`Д´)ノ

WHO TF HACKED MY SEGA GENESIS?! (＃`Д´)

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i am a double sided shijimi clam nyo

can you find haruhi in teh crowd?

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Would you a doll?

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Your fortune: You have aids

what is your favorite visual novel? No ingenuine answers allowed

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having 3 arms can be useful for certain tasks

While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Pokemon: Red Version

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step 1 of my evil plan is completed, now for step 2 i shall tell you people that i have completed step 1...
step 3 is when things get fun, i hope you're ready for a lifetime of regret

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she was puchiko all along... (;´Д`)

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i voted 9001 times for teh pezident. will i be held legally responsible for all teh fraud ilegalness?

I had a nice night tonight

draw a character from memory

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UHH SPLASH ME WITH YOUR JUICE

PRAISE JEEBUS. ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Your fortune: Only time will tell

you must choose to fight teh puchiko monster, or be destroyed by it

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Me no likey think
Me no likey stress

ready... set... action!

All he sees is shit, as his eyes are two assholes. Yet, he his heart is strong with Pu-chan!

im hungry, feed me food! i demand 2 be fed ヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノ

native americans kawaii

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cock goes there?

a boob emerges from teh door!!

got myself a girlfriend

put j00r hand inside teh alligator of truth! if you tell any lies, he'll bite

Went shopping on teh internets for kigurumi found a familiar face. Do you think her parents know?

In any case I just bought one!

Rate my new PC.

what should i fap to? i need sum ideas

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What's your primary gaming device?

I PRESS BUTTANS ON TEH COMPUT0R AND IT DOES THINGS

Sorry heyuri, it's a great board it truly is, maybe the greatest ever in the history, but it's gotta go. Did a lot of cool posting on here, but we gotta tear it down. I'm sending in the bulldozers with wrecking balls and wrecking missiles. Too many chinese images so it's gotta go, but thats whats makes this country great. Great country, great board, but gotta go. We cool thought right?

-Don

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Hello Heyuri,
I had a very nice lunch today

I'LL FUCKING DO IT

Iraq is changing the AOC to 9.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/iraq-slashes-legal-age-consent-34067801

that's a good use of resources ヽ(´∇`)ノ

i want clothes hangers liek this ヽ(´∇`)ノ

dear heyuri,

im posting on teh heyuri

much loev,
user

he is grumpy nyaa~ (＾＾）/~~

IM COMING FOR J00

they have all kinds of vending machines in japan!

be careful where you taek a nap, teh mini chiyos may surround you before it's too late...

Your fortune: You have aids

ヽ(´___｀)ノ

m-mikuru beamu!

Step aside n00b like me, watch how a real oldfag triforces.

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you fail all teh math teh punishment is molestation

fly!

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Your fortune: mah pen0z is bigger than uurz

woah, you can see teh whole internets from here

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Your fortune: Bad luck

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teh flock of beautiful pantsu that haev been cross-bred with birds is on its way!

i am LOLing!

GUYS
GUUUUUUUUYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
OK so I just watched rozen maiden for the first time, and LOOOOVVVEEEEDDDDDDDD it. But something caught my ear. In an episode, I heard this theme play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5W-QWeH60s
WTF? Is this NOT the same theme that plays in utena?
(Theme if you dont already know https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajcdlYUBklU)
So, rozen maiden was built on thievery? It's just a cheap chink knockoff? Wow.
I honestly can't say I'll watch this series again. I'm heartbroken

PLAY GEIMU!

SERVICE!!!

Candy? Hmmm...

yes, continue reading...

yumy juuc

check out mai new car

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What do you think about that?

Hey, it's that dog!

Why do Touhou girls drink all the time?

Dear Heyuri,
I just had an orgasm.

Best regards,
Itsemurha

Bathing together with a two cute girls.. What a dream!

you are forbidden from throwing her away ヽ(`Д´)ノ

button up your trousers, i can see it

how do i stop this constant 24/7 horniness? I feel like I've gone into heat all of a sudden and I can't think of anything but wanting to breed anything that looks like a woman

You've got to love yourself, man! ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
... Well... Maybe not that much, though!...(ﾉД`､)

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so this is the perpetrator of the Tokyo subway sarin attack?

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