Off-Topic@Heyuri
it's the place to be!
 14Hold me baby!
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6should I?
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4What am I gonna do? I'm Tanya's top guy! Tanya chose me to lead the revolution!
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2Would they be able to defend against my ghosts? They keep moving things and I'm not sure what to do. I am scared.
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102 week milestone on my project (dont mention that the led screen isnt connected and the servo motors aren't even relevant to my project)
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5Pez is a fag!!!!!!!
I, Zep (creator of the hit serie Titeuf) would be a 1000 times a better president!!!!! Vote Zep for zepident!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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11Do you like automobiles? I am partial to the Honda NSX.
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1A VICIOUS BEAST.
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1an money!!!!1
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5"Hello dear operator."
"Yes! I might be little but I am serious!" "I want you to know that there is a bomb in the local tax office." "Evacuation is futile, it will go off in 30 seconds, kthxbye." |
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34In my own experience, this has been accurate. The only exception was when I went to live for a brief period in a Muslim majority country. I was super into working out and martial arts which made me fit in well and I fit the criteria of a desirable person, while at the same time im also not very good with the opposite sex so they all viewed me as like "the good westerner" compared to the sex obsessed freaks they imagine all non-muslims to be
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4Divorce is so sad
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11SEGA SONIKKU
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29Sir could you let us in?
My friend Chiyo chan is getting frostbites in fingers... I feel tired, stiff and cold... Sir... we will freeze... |
3Hi /b/. I came home from work about thirty minutes ago, and when I walked inside my room, my computer monitor was on, and all of my tabs were closed. The only program open was paint, and this image was displayed on it.
I asked my little sister if she was in my room, and she admitted to it. I asked her why she drew this, and she wouldn't give me a clear answer. What in the fuck do I do about this? Is she possessed? |
4bliss
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nyu~
12i have returned nyu~
resistance is futile nyu~ |
4WHIS, WHERE IS THE FOOD?
I AM STARVING |
2PEZ 4 PEZIDENT
IMPORT 9001 LOLI NEKOS!!!! |
2goodbye cruel world... orz (x Д x)
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MIKU HEUG
1ZOMG HEUG MIKU
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6In a word, tell us how hard you are right now.
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8i hope heyuri-tan and iruyeh-tan can break this endless cycle of hate and make up like in picrel
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7Someday I hope SerenityOS will be well developed enough to run on bare metal and not in a VM
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4ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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11How do I have teh sex
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Heyuri Party Thread
34Heyuri dance party.
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4Would you buy a Dreamcast 2?
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40why?
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6space...
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4soudane
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Spice & Feet
18What do you think about the feet from these two from Spice and Wolf?
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2diy drones are cool
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5to meow or to nyaaa~?
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4Σ(ﾟдﾟ|||)(ﾟ血ﾟ#)Σ(;ﾟДﾟ)
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9What are u good at heyuri ?
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4kawaii?
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HELP
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2I am teh fashion
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1Is there any glam/ hair metal you think is underrated? There is this very good album from 1980 called "Sheer Greed" by a band called "Girl".
It's got great glam theatrics and loads of sleaze, and there's something I particularly love about how deep and indulgent the bass is. I feel like that sort of bass sound was extremely common in the late 70s. |
7BOKU
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strange forum
5hello fellow anons i sumbled upon a locked forum and i was wondering if one of u has heard about them? Its called the collective and i cannot register.What is it all about?http://65.98.48.179/xf/ i read the rules and im not sure how i can determine if its a ipgrabber or something like that...
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2cakeity
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3CORM
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2pssst i have some pot
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30Why do numbers go from right to left? Why is the number ten written as 10 instead of 01?
Think of it this way, if you have the number 1111111111111111, if you add 1 to it, why do you add it to the last digit instead of the first one? It would make more sense for it to become 2111111111111111 than 1111111111111112. |
12Haven't jerked off in a while so i'll probably spend the whole night crossdressing and/or watching trap porn
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4lolicon armor with highest defensive bonus.
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NEET and Hikikomori Thread
13How are my fellow NEET & hikkis of Heyuri doing today?
How long have you been living the NEET/hikki life? |
3I WENT AND SAW A BIG OL BASKET TODAY!
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2>Additionally, concerns regarding cybersecurity risks have been raised, for example the possibility of using the new quantum chip to be able to crack Bitcoin private keys and global password encryption
your 'secure' tripcodes won't be secure anymore  https://dev.to/joacod/microsofts-majorana-1-a-quantum-computing-breakthrough-3dl1 |
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terminal that says heyuri
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16I lost my Duolingo streak yesterday. Now I'm ashamed to even enter site because i know there'll be a message about it
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9CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT  |
8i was gonna buy a cheap electric bike for my daily commuting, but then i got a video recommendation about some e-bike burning down, so i'll just go with a normal bike instead, that's it.
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Honest Question
13Am i too old for heyuri?
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2zOMG it's jesus
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1haruhi OBJECTION!
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1FUCK WATERMELONZ
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1Wat??? (;´Д`)
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14look it's yakisoba from 4chan with osaka from azunigga daikatana
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39I've made a thread about hamburger.
Now this is now a site for hamburger enthusiasts ONLY. Only poeple who leik burger can post |
18What a hottie!
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7I wanted to make it in life...but my mom was cross-eyed and my dad was Hitler... the game was rigged from the start...
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6Livin' the life.
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2UNYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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8comput0r?
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0i has become WARM and learned how to LIVE
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5lolibaba paizuri ヽ(´.｀)ノ
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4WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN INCOMPATIBLE?! BOTH FUNCTIONS TAKE A GODDAMN INTEGER WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
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News headline from my dream
2Breakthrough is politically motivated: George attempted mining the wall. Peaceful protesters stoned him.
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7HAI HEREZ AN EGG PLANT
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4WAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!?
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hot fetuses 2025 NEW (premature births)
9new sets 2020-2026 (+1)
preview: https://successfulsoftware.net/2008/06/23/lego/ !! set (1-6) !! https://files.catbox.moe/vb0a6t.gif https://files.catbox.moe/vb0a6t.gif https://files.catbox.moe/vb0a6t.gif Мне нравится большой сосок в моем рту оххх большой сосок так хорошо и большой о человек хаха я люблю его дайте мне больше сосок чувак Мне нравится большой сосок в моем рту оххх большой сосок так хорошо и большой о человек хаха я люблю его дайте мне больше сосок чувак |
2here comes the nipple attack~
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3Ever since I managed to somewhat grasp the highest principle and the ultimate truth for all existence - emptiness - I immediately stopped fearing anything, and all my worries disappeared the same hour to never come back.
And my life in fact is complete and fulfilled. I don't wish for anything anymore. I can't truly be angry but I can't truly be happy. All my actions are a residue of the soul set on one way path; to be extinguished completely. A warm body that will ultimately carry no soul and no will. Lack of will would fuse me into one singular entity with all existence. For me to be an integral part of it and not separate; with no form and no boundary and no illusion. Neither dead nor alive, conscious or unconscious, free or enslaved, benevolent or malicious. All success and praiseworthy things leave me in an indifferent pokerface ultimately. A tiny bit of joy that goes away within seconds, or minutes if it is a lifechanging victory. Same is the case of failures, leaving me sad or angry for seconds if they are severe, but that is it. All success and failure leave me only with recognition that things that did happen did happen, but no consideration of importance or meaning because they are subjective and therefore wrong. I do not see a reason for posting it other than an example of me still living the illusion to an extent, but I wonder how long it will last like this. I cannot love, I cannot hate. Cannot miss anything and cannot wish for anything. Everything ultimately is colorless, shapeless and tasteless. I have no hobbies anymore and there is less and less things that would bait me into participation in this illusion. I have found a very deep peace. I will live long in peace, but I sometimes wish I lived and died in ignorance and illusion as an animal that nature made me. My life is long enough to notice how I was essentially different people at different stages of development that I cannot in any way relate to at the moment. As if my memories were dreams and not reality. Echoes of my past characters do not bounce anymore and they are silent, the world has no memory if it despite being reality years ago. It is so illusory that it serves me as an indirect proof of boundlessness and formlessness of everything, that I could've been anyone and I wouldn't have noticed it forever. A proof for emptiness. Is this the part of the process of how the path goes? Post soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNCUiRYydP0&t=48 |
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4Why is thinking soooo hard???
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Heyuri!
14it's kinoshita rumi ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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5you know, Virtua Racing is so fucking stylish that I can almost believe they made it look so sharp, flat, and digital on purpose (as opposed to the fact that they didn't have any hardware that could map textures onto things lol)
seeing the promo art lean into it really sells that feeling, even if it really was just them dealing with the limits of what Sega knew how to design in 1992 the game still plays so fucking well too god, I miss when Sega kicked ass |
2My first post ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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12Is this heaven?
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2Stallman-sama ..
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15delicious balsamic sauce
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SRS IMP0RTANT THREAD
5ANUS is serious business (ﾟ血ﾟ#)
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2IM TEH FUKKEN
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1oh noes!1!11!
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7Theres a possibility i might get covid within the next few days. I'm really dreading being sick for a week. (´ー` )
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9I bought a 240hz 1440p 1ms monitor with my food money
I'm left for 13 days on 40 dollars My computer can't deliver over 240 fps either Now I sobered up and realized it Going to beg mom and dad for money tomorrow |
mysql for an imageboard
8i want to present an imageboard for some free style class project, but am a n00b. i never set up the database right and i cant find any specific instructions.
the best place to ask is an imageboard, how do i set up the database/tables/columns(?) for fikaba to work right. and yes, i will let all of you destroy the imageboard the same time my peers use it. which is a week from now |
7Would you?
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2I LIEK TOMATO
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19firefox is removing most of its privacy features, does anyone have any good private browser recommendations for linux?
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8Thoughts on Sonic R?
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15WTF YOU CAN'T HAVE TWO SCROLL WHEELS THAT'S FUCKING CHEATING
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5I'm evil and should be hit by a truck.
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2 gema |
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revenge porn rant
11Does anyone else here not understand the concept of revenge porn? Or rather all the hubbub about it lately?
Like you sent your n00dz to someone on teh interwebs, and they shared them. Why should you be upset? If you didn't trust that person then you shouldn't have sent those pictures in the first place, or covered up anything that could identify you. You gave those pictures to someone, so they belong to them now.I remember when the video of The Amazing Atheist shoving a banana up his ass was leaked, no one called it revenge porn or was upset about the act of leaking it. People laughed at it, then TAA said "yeah I shoved a banana up my ass so what?" and then everyone moved on with their lives. I think I just don't get it because I started using teh interwebs before everyone was online all the time. The internet was a new and sorta scary world. We just went online assuming there were risks to being online and took precautions. We assume there were trolls, scammers and sex fiends lurking everywhere. Now since even every technologically illiterate normalfag is terminally online to some extent, they have to make the internet their cushy safe space. |
7couldn't be me ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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3( ´ω`)(ﾟｰﾟ)( ´ω`)( ´ω`)
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2I started playing Pokemon Gold in italian to learn the language and i named my Totodile "Zidane", before remembering that Zidane was french ORZ
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7i found this image while exploring the net.
I think its really funny, i lol'd when i saw it |
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4ZOMG ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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1can you survive the... PANCHIRA OF DEATH?
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Bible.
5Bible.
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9ran does not have massive tits, neither does any touhou
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3haruhislam
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6*squeaky noises*
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2How did you celebrate this year's Harmony Day?
You DID, celebrate Harmony Day, right Anon? |
16These days I read more korean webtoons than manga. What do you call this disease?
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13BAN
(NO U)  (B& AGAIN JUST CUZ I FEEL LIKE IT) (FUCK IT, B& THREE TIMES OVER BIIIIIITCH) |
5What is your favourite computer pastime?
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Yume 2kki
50Original thread: >>132932 (not mein but who cares)
We will play Yume 2kki today, in 6 hours as I'm creating this thread. You can see the JS countdown in the global message to confirm how much time is left Get in from here when the time comes: https://ynoproject.net/2kki/ I dunno what exactly it does (chat?) but we should have a party there |
loli erp
4does anyone want to roleplay with me? I can be your little girl :3
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1Nyoro~n
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2cat liek shoe
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2WOW NICE RIDE.
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3dumdum! stoopid! big smelly poopyhead!!
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0 aitai na hai hai hai ha  |
7https://bree-zee.dreamwidth.org/
I found this cute site for writing journals. There is quite a lot of depressing stuff in there... I forgot how great it was to indulge oneself in the despairing of others. Makes you feel less miserable. It's sad that people don't write blogs anymore. Just one more thing that got killed off by social media. Most people in there are in their 40s. Anyway... have you got a blog of your own? |
1a VAGINA
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1RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
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11I bought NVIDIA stock just before teh 10% crash 2 weeks ago~, all red!
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5I'll take a recorder, and i'll...
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2 goes where? |
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2WIGGLE TIME
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2*chomp~*
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3Does anyone know of a program I can edit PDFs with (on linux)? I always print my books, so I always end up having to pay more for stuff I won't read like blurbs, interviews, prefaces... etc
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1anyone want sum microwaved konata? (´￢`)
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2orz STO
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9whats heyuris soft drink of choice
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10Have you encountered anything particularly large today?
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1queen
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9ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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7YOU CAN'T FOOL ME! I know all the delicious candy is over there.
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5yeah, I'm gaming... ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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2OH BABY.
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16What does /b/ think of meh drawing? (Goopy-sama is my signature btw lol)
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GUESS TEH NUMBER
6im thinking of a number between 1900 and 2000 ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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3inside the pot is...
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2FUCK!!!
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Dawg House
14hi heyuri!
ive been on this site for some time and thought it would be nice to open a heyuri discord server! (though, if this ad is against the rules plz delete my post admins, thanks) This will be my only ad for it, so be sure to join now if you're interested! Please do note that a lot of the members are from 4chan as well, so be mindful although the new rules are practically copied from Heyuri to stop any weird posts again admins, i never saw a rule against advertising! if discord and such is against the rules here then please delete my post! discord.gg/heyuri |
10I wish I could see her from behind...
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11What are certain types of doujin porn that are not commonly recognized as a category but should be?
If you have your specific taste you know how hard it is to even find it efficiently. I like the idea of kamikakushi a lot. Especially regarding young boys getting molested by Inari foxes. |
3I'M THE ANTONYMPH OF THE INTERNET
STILL CLEANING UP THE VIRUSES THAT YOU HAD LEFT I THINK I'M FALLING IN LOVE AGAIN (LOVE AGAIN) DON'T STOP, DON'T STOP UNTIL YOU HEAR THE- (YAY!) |
toaster fucking thread
6post sexy hot toasters you want to fuck. send toasters you have already blew loads into. what settings do you usually have? do you toast toast bread before or after using it? do you shove your balls in one slot and ur PENIS in the other or do you tag team it with a friend? tell me all about your toaster explorations
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24INTERWEBZ PARTY
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13If you suddenly got an imouto, would you change your lifestyle ? What would you do / do differently? Do you think it would make your life better?
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Iruyeh-tan
22I've had a few thoughts regarding iruyeh-tan lately that I wanted to share with you
i imagine her to be heyuri-tan's twin sister, they were raised together but heyuri-tan was clearly the favourite child, she tries and tries to get noticed by her family, friends, even strangers! but everyone always only talks about heyuri. So I believe this is why iruyeh-tan is so evil and against fun: it's the only way she has to get the attention she never got as a child we may see her laughing evilly as she b0rks rule 8 but I believe that when all is said and done and she gets home she cries herself to sleep :( |
1(;ﾟДﾟ) (;ﾟДﾟ) (;ﾟДﾟ) (;ﾟДﾟ)
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5Water
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3LOL
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7wan 𓇢𖡼𖤣𖥧
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9What should I name him?
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8What are you doing this Friday night?
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1Does anyone have a patched AIR copy I could borrow?
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4what is the best gpu by public opinion ?
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2[s15]B[/s15][s15]E[/s15][s15]A[/s15][s15]U[/s15][s15]C[/s15][s15]O[/s15][s15]U[/s15][s15]P[/s15]
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5I'm sick.
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5Heyurizen-kun please, I'm tired of pretending I am your daughter, it is pointless...
Neighbors already suspect us because you forgot to close the window last sunday Let's move to another town before they tip the police Go get a car and condoms while I finish the food, okay? |
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3where should i fly my plane?
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CSS HAX
5LOL IM HAX0R'ing INTO OFF-TOPIC
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5NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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