do yinz like homestukc? <|:3c

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

does jane birkin post on /j/?

Finally getting a pair of these. :hokke:
pls congratulate me.

do you liek sweet things? :kuz: I like cinnamon sugar pretzels and chocolate cakes!

only way i know how to make friends is by friendzoning my suitors

I'm fweaking zoooted off the opriates

Have you ever met a lolicon (male) in person?

Day 2 of my fast.
I woke up this morning with such a bizarre headache. :sweat3:

:cool: i kno im pretty
but do NOT touch me :angry:

I don't need to buy books, because the bookshop is already the best reading enviroment for me! I don't mind standing up, and a lot of them even have sofas and cafes attached. If I actually bought the book, it would just collect dust at home.

huhu~ I spent my night prompting AI, masturbating and drinking.
but ill have to go to work tomorow and pretend to be normal

This was brought up the other day in chat and it was a fun conversation. Whats your hair like? Do you do anything to it? Thinking about a cut?

I have short hair with bangs that its kinda spiky on the sides, just recently dyed a dark red. Its sort of a mix between Hitomi from juon the grudge and Nana Osaki. I was my hair maybe once every 2 weeks and most days i style it with a straightener and salt spray and sometimes with gel and hair spray too. its a lot of work but beauty is pain :sweat2:

So usually when I masturbate it's to those jp anime girl asmrs on internet archive (;´Д`)

It makes me feel like a degen guy sorta so I pretend in my head like I'm a guy masturbating because it makes me feel less guilty,,

I mean I'm not transmasc or butch or a top or anything but I'm wondering if anyone else does this ┑(￣Д ￣)┍

consider the tyranny of the heater and the plug socket.

cookie run kingdom...

who's your favourite ouran boy? i like honey-senpai. in the end, you can't beat the shota archetype. i want to become his big sister and make him do weird things to usa-chan :blush:

is there any female lolicons? ive only met a few nonetheless if there you are one (・∀・) whos your wife?

Whenever someone shows me a video on your phone or on their pc, i get this feeling like im trapped and i have to pretend to enjoy whatever it is, and i dont know how to escape.

Its international women's day or something.

happy holiday

does anyone have any advice on weight loss, ive been working out specifically cardio yet i havent seen any progress maybe its what im eating? or lack of :dizzy: either way i think its cuz i have a slow metabolism is there anything that'll help my metabolism go faster?(;´Д`)

I am have many boyfriend
what is your escuse?

i hate seeing this creature on the internet and on the ads i see in front of stores :kuz:

Are you open about your interests?

Dehehehe

yaoi hands (・∀・)

oyasumi

My new fragrance :nyaoo-closedeyes:

Are there any actual females in this board or is it just doods role playing as girls?

We're back !

It makes me feel bad that older women get so "jealous" of young girls.
When I was a loli, some adults(all of whom were women) were just rude to me for no reason, and it was so confusing, it wasnt until i got older myself that i realized many women have an anger toward young girls that i dont see with men and boys.

I heard many explanations, mostly from men online, so, thats unreliable.
I heard birth control can make you insensitive to children, I dont know if that has anything to do with it. I'm personally not on the pill.

I love kids, i dont see them as 'competition', or feel any irrational hate. Maybe its because i'm just comfortable with being old, im not delusional about it.

It makes me sad to think so many girls (including me) go through their youth with the older women in their lives being b*tches for no reason. Life is just cruel like that i guess.

I almost peed myself in a public area :worry:

have you ever tried to suck your own manko :drool:

:sweat:

I was gonna title it something like "haven't been on heuri in a while, I've missed you guys!", but found this pic while trying to decide what pic to attach and was posessed with Jiji's silly energy LOL

Anyway, I only ever posted as Anonymous before, but I got scared off the site for a bit. Saw something weird, but as I was asking le compoter about how 4chan works (I was under the impression it was some kind of illegal site tbh), I was reminded of heyuri. And if its not actually illegal to go on 4chan then I'm guessing its not illegal to go on here, even when sometimes the posts are weird?? Idk lol

I've been thinking of being online more to socialize more. I miss being in cringy fandom spaces...!! (´;Д;`)

I finally got caught up on the Dan Da Dan anime yesterday, not sure what to watch next... ah, I also watched a little of Re: Cutie Honey with my friend, that show is so zany LOL! Kinda reminded me of the bits and pieces I've seen of Panty & Stocking, but more oldschool.

I also recently found a world on VRChat that emulates the world from Sword Art Online!! I never watched the og show tbh but I enjoyed the abridged series a few years back LOL. Anyway, its cool because most VRChat worlds are like... basically just big fancy set pieces with nothing to do, but a guy sent me on a quest to get some herbs for his injured knee! And then I decided to fight a bee, nearly died, and couldn't figure out how to drink a potion LMFAO it was great. Every failed attempt tp drink the potion just reminded me of the girl (Asuka? I think?) not being able to figure out how to eat in SAO Abridged LMFAO

/j/ gaming headset

please help how do i ask a girl i like out :cry:

piggies :kuz:

the epstein leaks have made it even more impossible than ever before to be the Friendly Neighborhood Pedophile Lady Who Everyone Knows Will Never Hurt A Fly. there used to be glimmers of hope, dawg. my friend, a father, would make Lewis Carroll jokes at my expense. doom and despair -_-

Guy never replied to my text about the lunch date we planned.

what the frick :dark:

Happy Valentines day, /j/.

Even if u dont have a bf, ur still loved by ur fellow /j/oshis

does anyone also masturbate on their period and then when they finish you suck the blood that's stained on your fingers?

I'm posting on Heyuri's /j/ :biggrin:

i dont want to be gay..but i think i like girls..i like guys too but i also like girls maybe?
two years ago i fell in love with a girl and i still think about her to this day.
i wish a tall woman would hug me and keep me safe :blush:

do you think you look fat?

Would you be put into cold sleep, for an unknown period of time, if it meant finding your true love eventually?

you might be frozen for 100 years, or 2000 years...

men only want one thing and it's fucking adorable :love:

Have you ever recorded a dance for tiktok?

When I was little my hair was light brown, now its dark brown. Whats the deal with that?

seriously, this board is so slow!! where is everyone?? i shouldn't be able to see so many of my own posts at once:angry:

do you miss wearing your school uniform?

after i orgasm i sniff my panties and pretend its a cute loli's pantsu

Whats the appeal of male idols? Maybe I am too old to understand, but they don't do it for me, I don't feel moe from them. （ ´_ゝ`）

Do you prefer games or anime? I feel like I generally prefer games, yet somehow I don't think of myself as a big gamer?

I think when I play games, I'm totally immersed in that world, and not really thinking of it like "content", but when I'm watching anime, I get attached to the characters instead. Somehow being able to date a character in a game can't compare to getting attached to them in anime, but I think I spend more time on games than anime.

Then again, maybe me not getting attached to game characters is because I'm more likely to ship a character than want to date them myself lol

why couldn’t i born with a big chest or butt?
thats all guys care about..:sad:

Is there anyway i can stop being insecure?
I feel like im constantly sad because i hate myself so much, and i just want to be happy and not hate myself

I want to share an umbrella with a guy and smell his smell.

forzen...ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

soudane

help! does anyone know how to shave pubes without getting those weird itchy bumps? I'm gonna get fingered soon so pls help asap

The plush I ordered has finally arrived!

I saw this and thought of /j/

i got 50 chapters into a really sweet BL only to find out racist koreans convinced the author to stop working on it

ATTENTION ATTENTION!!!

everynyan look at my usahana( ´ω`)

i hope one day ill get married, and we’ll have a pet cat or 10 together :sad:

Do you have a food you eat whenever you feel sad :sad:? I like ordering fried rice and mixing in cheese while it's hot, so that it starts melting.

im currently almost 19, and ever since i was 14 I've wanted smaller tits, maybe im just too influenced by anime, but I even tried some exercises for it once, forgot which ones but i don't think it worked, i have no idea what cup size i am since i always wore sport bras and they may be too big or too small but i wear them anyway, i think i may be an a cup or b cup though, but i want to be even flatter, I find girls with smaller chests attractive, and to be clear i dont want to look like a loli or anything as i actively wear tighter stuff to accentuate my butt and i don't want my body to be childlike, im thin so i can't lose more weight for it and in high school my classmates called me flat, i think everyone else perceives me as flat already and im just delusional

I found my fragrance for 2026

how do you joshis feel about magic, do you believe or practice? tarot or astrology? have you seen a ghost even maybe

i have to wait for them to grow out i guess…(´～`)

any shotacons here?ヽ(ﾟρﾟ)ノ

I just learned the reason why girls cant use boy toilets is because if you touch one of their toilets you could get pregnant. there are sperms all over the walls and door handles and toilet seats and my cousin told me that they never clean boy bathrooms so all the sperms just live there foreber

Do you have a special guy in your life?

not necessarily a romantic person but someone you look up to or care about? Or is special to you?

My best friend is male and i think about him every day. :nyaoo-closedeyes:

Did you have a good christmas?

Do you ever think about what you really care about? Not what people around you expect you to want, but what you yourself consider the most important thing to you.

Sometimes I talk about this with my friend, about how a lot of humans (men, women and children) expect other humans to act and behave in a certain way, and will relentlessly mock and tear them down (verbally, sometimes violently) if they do not conform to their mental model. Easy examples I can think of are how women are expected to marry and have children, men are expected to behave "in ways that attract women", and how individuals are expected to act in the interest of the many over the few. I can understand the reasons why this is so prevalent everywhere, but it still saddens me that this is the state of everything.

In my case, I like looking pretty and girly (note there is a slight distinction between pretty and sexy, and girly and womanly). I have seen people get told off for "acting childish/immature". Admittedly, I have not experienced being made fun of for wanting to look a certain way, but I would not be surprised if it has happened before. Especially with the idea of "aesthetics" and "-cores" being currently popular online, and how I have seen people change their behavior and interests just to "fit in" to certain subcultures.

This felt like a rant, but I just wanted to write things down. I have thought about whether I want to be enslaved to the thoughts and desires of the people who hate and want to destroy everything I hold dear, and even whether I actually want to live in the community they want to build. So far my answer has been "No", but I hope there never comes a time where that gets tested.

to be clear, im specifically talking about 3D females

If you KNEW that a man would take great care of you and love you for all of your days and fulfill all your needs, would you marry them?
Even if he lived very far away, and had to fly to meet you probably because you met on heyuri(for example), would you still do it?
He would probably have a lot of the same interests and hobbies you do and would like to cultivate them with you.
This hypothetical person wouldn't care about your lack of hygiene as he might have lived unhygienically too at one point.

Well, would you be interested in this hypothetical, totally fictional man? This is all just hypothetical, heh heh ( ´・ω・｀)...

Dear Santa Claus

ok soooo someone gifted me a rosetoy but it has a dildo with it.... my life is forever changed. who needs chad anyways buv

(Don't use /r9k/ lingo like "chad", "stacy", etc. on Heyuri plzkthx)

(i don't mean lolicon, but if any of you are, that's interesting too ( ´ω`))

have you guys ever masturbated at a public bathroom? i tried in middle school to do it in the classroom subtly but obviously it was too risky, but just last year I got too horny during class so I went to do it in the bathroom, then i felt something in me broke and felt more free than ever so i did it again on the same day but later, that was the last time I did it in school but so far I've done it 3-4 times at work, i try to do it during lunch breaks while my boss is away since I don't have many coworkers or anything around, i usually look at sexy stuffs like doujins while pretending to answer important texts then finish the work in the bathroom, i think coming back to my coworkers while still shaking a bit feels kinda erotic

what kind of makeup do you /j/oshis like to do? ive been trying recently to learn jirai and byojaku makeup but the puffy undereye thing is so tough (,,>﹏<,,)

what is you guy's current body hair status? i dont really shave my pubes ever because i dont like the way my manko looks, but i shaved my armpits recently (i rarely do it) and its too itchy and i didnt like it, besides, i like the way the hair looks. what about you guys?

i was looking at escorts because i was bored and i got flabbergasted when i saw how many languages this cute ladyboy knew

how to fix, help please.

Oyasumi...

Knights are so cool :love:

I think this couple is really pretty
I wish we got more couples in anime as pretty as these two

SNS is driving me crazy and I feel like I can only feel grounded on places where I can be anonymous! No likes, no one can track me, no nothing!!!! (´人｀) If only heyuri was the only place to be! pic not related i just didn’t have any good pics for the thread

Since i was in 4th grade ive been extremely bad at taking care of myself, and it never mattered until recently, because now you can tell when my hairs greasy and unbrushed. i shower once or twice a week but even when i do shower i stand in the shower and dont actually clean myself.
In middle school, id only brush the outside of my hair, but the inside (like, the part by my neck) got so tangled id get big hidden dreads, i was thinking of doing this again because its easy, and just deal with the mess later.

I tooked off my socks before sleep in bed and when i woke up they they were by my face.

did yuo ever ship minecraft youtubers back in teh days?

thoughts on macrons wife?

Good Night.

why cant i find a guy who wants a real relationship anymore ? its been over a year since my toxic ex and i broke up, ive dated once since, and he just lovebombed me until he got what he wanted :c im so tired of even trying anymore

i love this record baby but i cant see straight anymore

Healthy guys have an average of four or more erections during sleep per night.
Frequent night-time erections shows high testosterone!
findings from my recent PENIS-research

i love tall girls

How am i supposed to make my crackers look as pretty as these crackers... ? Theyre so detailed and fancy

What kind of shoes are your favorite? I like the look of flats and mary janes (I have a pair like one in the picture! They're soft like crocs.)

Spent 4(four) hours masturbating to historical non-fiction (again)

According to this old faggot, each one of you unconsciously envies the male sexual apparatus and its great destructive power. Thoughts?
PENIS_envy" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ PENIS_envy

Do you like Shoujo, or do you think it’s too rom-comy? I’ve been reading Chibi Vampire recently, the concept is badly explained (bc it makes no sense) but it’s still pretty funny I’ve also been wanting to read Shugo Chara, but haven’t gotten around to it..

Discuss the /j/-boardtan !

Dad got us a new game!

UPDATE: I have (mostly) finished the skirt! You would not believe how much of a pain in the butt it was to hem a semicircle. It's too small to fit in the sewing machine as well =(.

My thoughts:


Originally I started this project because I wanted a cool figure toy of a character (because nobody was selling one at the time), but last week I found out that the production company plans to release a figure by February next year. It's not the exact model as the one I have planned, and it's a static figure like a sega prize instead of a poseable
one like a figma.

I've already preordered one and some other merchandise coming next year! Hopefully I'll finish the full size dress by then =).

Does anyone have recommendations on how to solve the skirt issue?

Also was here for the first auto-sage thread on /j/! Truly a historic moment =D!

awawawaa

Hey Frillex! Drop the lace DJ!

Which is better? (・∀・)

anyone got any idea of what productive things i should do? was thinking of learning artificial languages, some cli software, helping add to wikis/contribute to FOSS translations, read more... im going through some tuff times rn, trying to find projects to motivate me, anyone wanna tell me to do smt so i feel obliged to do so?

I will never be a girl. My life is over. I am done.

Do you still have sleepover parties with your friends? I've been wanting to do one but I'm too embarassed to ask them

Have you ever been trapped in a conversation so bad you disassociate?
A co-worker was telling me about something some youtube psychic predicted and i felt like id never escape （ ´_ゝ`）

when I was around 10 me and my imouto would dry hump each other and get really touchy but it’s been around 5 years since it’s happened again and I miss doing things like that.. what should I do

are male underweat hawt?

ok so how exactly do u take care of ur hair? how many times a week do u wash it?
i have curly hair and everytime i wash it it turns out so ugly that i avoid washing it at all on weekdays...but i know its not ideal so i wanted some tips
ps: tho i dont wash it everyday i do wet it everyday to brush otherwise its a completely disaster (;´Д`)

Do babies come from cabbages or storks?

Smart Phone? Yeah I have one of those!
Sure Its got games... A lot of games, even the ones that arent out yet!
But i cant show you them right now... Cause, i need to charge it

Goodnight

Whats stopping u from having an boyfriend?

more yuri is needed
its called hey yuri, basically so why isnt there more?? (´～`)

it doesnt make sense

Is Leon S Kennedy the most handsome survival horror protagonist?

Would you call her itai?

Do you have a body pillow of your comfort character?

I hug mine whenever I go to sleep at night. It gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling when I cuddle up with it under my blankets, sort of like hugging a close friend.

Kyaaaaaa!!!!! Σ(ﾟдﾟ|||) Theres a bug in here!!! eeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

i have so much shows and anime to watch and so much manga to read...... i cant possible get it all in b4 summer ends.... its too much....

It’s the ( ´ω`) bug!

Did u hav dolls? did u have a doll house?

Me and my onee-chan had a multi-level barbie house
The walls were some kind of stiff cardboard, definitely not a fancy dollhouse...
I would scooping up GI Joes at garage sales to have a wider variety of males in barbies harem...

tihs board is so hard to click on from the top menu (;ﾟДﾟ)

Post your favorite girly songs!

A new board? I just heard about it from the Furina thread on /b/!

Does anyone know a good model of sewing machine? I want to make a dress like in the attached pic, but hand sewing is so incredibly boring!!!

Based on what I looked up, Singer is garbage, Brother is ok, and Janome and Juki are very good but expensive. I'm looking for something as a starter-intermediate who'll probably do a sewing project once every few months. My budget is somewhere in the 200-300 USD range, and I don't think I can rely on second-hand sewing machines (even though a lot of forum posts say to do so).

Any ideas, /j/?

Do u guys like my stuffed bunny?

I jus ate 2 packets of rice, 300g of beef, 2 breaded fish, and chocolate pancakes. My tummy hurts.

Why does my labubu look different than the other girl's labubus.. ?

Redid my whole room because it was a mess yayayay!!

hav Kaya through DSi camera

I just learned guys have balls outside of their body to keep sperms cool otherwise the sperms die or become retarded or somethin'.

imagine having an organ that you need kept in a sack outside of your body that needs to be kept cool like a computer processor.

The bane of my existence! Clips don't really work, no matter how much my flatmates try to gaslight me. (ﾟ血ﾟ#) I've seen non-slip mats online. Will putting one underneath work well?

Before, I was too distracted by other problems to seek out love, but recently I've been getting feelings for far too many different people I've met. It's confusing. Makes me feel kind of sick.

They're great fun, and the one here's free! I take a notpad, write down the names of stuff I want to learn about, then I can use a library computer and write notes about them. It's a bit like a pre-built memory palace. If I keep at it long enough, maybe I could take people on dates there, impress them with fun facts about all the exhibits! When was the last time you visited, heyuri?

The meeting of the ahoge-havers association will begin now *bangs gavel*

Today i would like to personally admit in my youth i had a robust ahoge and was very self conscious of it, but as i awakened as an otaku i've realized it is a special gift and an antenna that receives telepathic messages, alerts me of when torrents finished, and detects rares in booster packs. I encourage you all to not be ashamed of your ahoge and embrace your power as i have

Do you usually get gag gifts from your friends? I don't but I am curious as to whether anyone else does.

Less related but would you wear one of these shirts in public ?

Nintendo recently said mario and peach are just "good friends" and that made me sad. Cant we have a crumb of romance anymore?
i refudse to believe their lies

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

are you celebrating yaoi day?

Ummm... hi /j/ i umm came here to uh see if there's actually like, girls on the internet like for real, and it's not just a thing in anime or sumthing, can anyone confirm if theyre real pls

I remember texting with a guy i liked and my mother got mad at me for running up the bill (this was in ancient tiemz) I thought texting him less words would cost less money and i sent fewer and fewer messages with fewer words until we stopped talking all together. (´ー` )

Guts is the single most attractive man I have ever laid my eyes on. I saw this meme about a year ago which involved Guts picking up a condom and saying it's for his magnum dong. It touched me spiritually. Since that moment, my life has never been truly the same. Sure, I still do lawn bowls on the weekends. I still attend work. But every second I spend away from Guts, is another second I could be spending WITH Guts. I tell my coworkers that the reason I run off to the toilets every 20 minutes is because I have a bad case of diarrhoea, but in reality I'm browsing for pictures of my chunky M&M to furiously masturbate to. I regret nothing, and don't plan on stopping anytime soon. But my friends and family are starting to get suspicious. I've used the same excuse every day for almost 2 years now. They're starting to annoy me. My life is starting to annoy me. I used to admire them, but now all they are to me are disgusting piles of shit stopping me from spending the rest of my life with Guts. My weekends consist of staring at a poster of Guts for 48 hours, then back to hell for another 5 days. I'm getting tired of everyone's bullshit. I need to find Him, so we can grow old and die together. I want to be cremated and my ashes to be mixed with His.

dumb boys!!

why is it /j/ and not /g/? is this supposed to be jirl talk??

Ozzy Osbourne is... is dead!

Ladies and men pretending to be ladies, we need to DESTROY! And what i mean by that is; Become moar active than any other board! What do you girls think? And if it sounds good what ideas should make girls talk moar popular?ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

I think boys should date other boys!

My friend is in her tarot card phase and now she wont shut up about her predictions and tarot youtubers. I'm ok with tarot but I'm sick of hearing about it

Find ur favorite cat pic and give them a makeover! (Add accessories and makeup and stuff) ヽ(´∇`)ノ

i have a crush on a schizophrenic 30 year old man lole(ﾟー｀)

Vampire men~

Have you seen an outfit that you think looks really pretty but one you wouldn't wear personally?

...

I hate nail art.

Post cute anime guy pics!

Save teh emotes you want and make ur own emote girl!

Do you play games? What games did you play as a kid? What games are you playing now?

( ´ω`) i'm trying to get back into gaming after a long period of gaming apathy.

I read 108-san’s post and I would like to formally apologize for my misuse of the girl talk board… I have failed.

hai

Post pics ur petz!! This is my dog, his name is Buddy!

Heehehehe!

Stop! D-don't eat that watermelon, the seeds will make you pregant!

is dis a new board? yayy! :P

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

certain girl one book about love and now she is very ronery!
what books do you?, yuri?

My hair grows very fast. The only issue is... it grows horizontally and not vertically! They get poofier and poofier, but the length always stops at shoulder-level. What do you recommend?

I use this shampoo which is for curly hair. Mine's are actually wavy, but I like them to be more wavy-curly than wavy-straight.

Technology

hello