HAVE NO FEAR! PALKIA IS HERE!

Mommy

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Thinking about expanding, making a mini game 4 this

using linux guarantees that you'll end up having a daughter in the future

in preparation for the upcoming bunkasai, we'll be sending teh first kagy to space

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Ｗｅ　ａｒｅ　Ｒｅｅｌ　Ｂａｄ，　Ｂａｄ　Ｂｏｉｚｕ

Anyone know a mod that make her shut up?

HUEH!(;ﾟДﾟ)

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Seriously, stop lying to yourselves: this isn’t even a lazy remaster, it’s an insult. If Nintendo were honestly selling this as a simple HD upscale, I’d be the first to cut them some slack. But to dare call this a "remake"? Don't make me laugh. A real remake modernizes gameplay mechanics and completely overhauls the game, just like Capcom does with Resident Evil or Square Enix with Final Fantasy VII. A remaster is just a fresh coat of paint on the graphics. And even then, the paint here looks pretty washed out. 

Just looking at the latest preview from the Nintendo Direct is a shock... but for all the wrong reasons. The Hyrule Field is still as desperately empty as it was back in 1998. We still have to sit through archaic loading screens just to enter the castle, all that to admire a magnificent static JPEG image in the background. Splendid modernity! As for the villagers in the courtyard, it’s a total joke: they literally look like N64 models slapped with an HD filter. They have zero life in them, with their three ridiculous animations looping endlessly just like back in the day. 

Gameplay-wise, it’s an absolute void. The mechanics haven’t aged a bit: combat drags on, and we’re still stuck with that prehistoric targeting system. So sure, the graphics are a tiny bit more detailed, but that’s the absolute bare minimum for a project of this scale. And despite that, we get competitive-level aliasing! Inside the Great Deku Tree, the spiderweb looks pitifully cheap, and the vines you climb are painful to look at. Don't even get me started on the art direction, which is a total failure: Link looks like a low-cost plastic figurine, trapped in a botched middle ground between semi-realism and cartoonish design. 

For a supposed "remake," logic dictates that they should have expanded the indoor and outdoor areas. We should have gotten a world that was both more modern and less linear—a sort of sublimated Twilight Princess or an open world inspired by Breath of the Wild, while still preserving the DNA, the iconic art direction, and the structure of old Zelda games, but finally full of life. 

But go ahead, keep pre-ordering with your eyes closed and calling it a masterpiece. It’s precisely because of docile, easily pleased gamers like you that the video game industry is dead. Grow up a little.

As a massive fan of old-school Nintendo especially Zelda OOT and Twilight Princess (honestly, I couldn't care less about Mario) this upcoming "remake" is an absolute scam. I refuse to buy into this hype train, and it sure as hell won't make me buy the console. Meanwhile, 99% of the brainless sheep are cheering, completely blind to reality.
If you actually look at the trailer, absolutely nothing is right. People are crying about Link’s ugly face, but that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Are you guys blind to the rest? Fanmade projects on Unreal Engine 4 by CryZENx from literally years ago looked a thousand times better, and that was made by ONE single guy. Nintendo has a massive team and infinite money, yet this is what they show?
A real remake modernizes the game while respecting the original art style. Look at what Capcom did with Resident Evil! new animations, and overhauled NPCs. Instead, Nintendo just slapped a modern skin on a 1998 N64 skeleton and called it a day. Selling a glorified remaster for $60 is a joke. Look closely at the trailer: Hyrule Field is still a barren, empty wasteland with no life, no animals, and zero scale upgrades. We still have loading screens to get to the Castle, the background is a lazy static JPG, and Castle Town has the exact same looped animations and NPCs from the N64. Wake up, people. You're being robbed.

is your skin paler than this cat?

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This coming Saturday we will be streaming a double feature on heyuri cytube, starting at 1800 UTC. First will be Shirome (2010) followed by Safe Word (2022). Both are directed by Shiraishi Koji both with an idol torture theme.
Shirome is a documentary style film where idol group Momoiro Kuroba Z is sent on what they believe is a paranormal variety show to investigate a haunted school. Safe World is a BDSM lesbian idol wrestling film and thats all ill say there. come join!!!!!!!

If you had a daughter, would you do Twitch streams with her?

I played this game for 1 hour in the pc of my work and this sucks. Nothing interesting happened, I only lose my time playing this, I thought that I will have to deal with the haters everytime and she will start to going crazy if I don’t deal right, I saw a lot of images showing creepy shit, but it’s just click, click and repeat

I swear by God and by the virgin mary that this is true, it just happened:

I've been waiting for the perfect time to act this out. Me and my sister have been sent to live with our grandparents for a period of time, and thankfully they are both senile so we've just been doing whatever we want. I'm over 18 (so i can post here stfu) but I still dont have a car or anything so I am stuck in this house with them.

I've spent most of my time on my laptop or phone, but my little sister is only just entering her teen years and is a very outdoorsy person, so she's been running around and tiring herself out in the wilderness near my granddparents home. I haven't ever slept in the same room as her, and now I can see she's a very heavy sleeper, especially when she's worn out.

I tested the waters the other day by poking her, saying her name, and shaking her arm a little bit. Nothing. fast asleep. So I tried licking my fingers and placing them on her chest to see if she'd wake up because of the cold wetness. No.

So I got the bravery to do what I've wanted to do for a long time: I kissed her. I quickly slinked back to my bed to see if she'd wake up... but she didn't. So I got my PENIS out and touched the head to her lips... that alone was enough to make me want to cum, so I masturbated while kissing her every few moments. It was the best fap of my entire life.

Now I'm back in bed writing this. It's almost 1am here. She's still fast asleep. My sister kissed the head of my PENIS and she doesn't even know it. I feel euphoric

Anyone got link to teh heyuri chatroom? IRC is kinda dead

89 unique users in the last 10 minutes (including lurkers)

hai i herd u guise liek y̸̨̢̨̺̹͈̟̻̳̲̦̟̹̭̫̰̩̘̥̞̤̰̻̺̭̱͎͖̤̩̮̲͂͒̌͗͆̄̽̿̂̃̎̈́̿͂͑̇̓̃̀͊̌͆̀́̋̈́͐̇̂͝͠͠ͅͅư̴̡͇̝͙̙͕̣̰̖͗͌̓̾̉͌̋̑̈́̂̏͛̊͗́̍̓̍̎̎̀̆͐̔͒͂̂̋̕͝͠͠r̸̢̬͎͈̳̒̍̀̇̐̔͆́͐̓̏̍́̅̔̓̈́̓̌͑̈́͒̽͑͐̉͐͋̉͛̾̒̀̆̿̔͌̕̚̕͜i̶̡̡̨̡̝͕̮̺̠̲̙̻̱͖̰̞̦̺̝͓͔͇̫̬̯̖̲̙͓͂͌̌́̇̓̏̌̾͌͜͝

i just masturbated and WOW! why aren't more people talking about this?

soon~ leaves will change! I like autumn! I like the everlasting darkness! I like teh rain~! I like being online!

I must be a nut, cause I don't actually hate ads that much. Not that I *love* them--I take the usual precautions of plugins and all to reduce the amount I see, but running into them suddenly doesn't enrage me like it does other people. I look at them very semiotically and sociolectically in a way, so instead of my immediate reaction being "Ugh, consumerism." it's more like "wow, the way this is constructed is fascinating if you think about it...". I even like the strange scammy ones, cause it's like I'm listening to somebody throw down their weird village wisdom with total conviction. I think what it comes down to is I already know I'm not going to buy the thing so the manipulative tactics don't concern me.

Hey guys, I have a question. Has Chris Poole (moot) ever used a specific profile picture or avatar publicly, aside from photos of himself that appeared in certain blog posts or interviews?

Also, are there any known accounts, usernames, profiles, or online identities that have been credibly confirmed to have belonged to moot, whether on 4chan or on other forums and websites, especially accounts that he used regularly rather than simply creating for a one-time purpose?

And if not, what do you think he would make it? like a meme? yotsuba??? moot-tan would be a good guess.

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Guys, do you know a manga where we are the MC? And subject is romance?
Or it can be VN or anime or etc. etc.

Especially these days, I'm in great need of compassion, yeah this is very very very like a loser...

But Heyuri the only place I can ask.

What was that bronze sculptor someone posted on year a while ago who made bronzes exclusively of young girls in the nude? I'm wracking my brain here

Imagine looking at Miku sitting in her car, with the door open, with her thighs visible. Then she gets out and you stare at the unoccupied driver's seat thinking that every time Miku drives, under her deliciously short miniskirt, her thighs and panties have come into contact with that seat, for years on end. Years of accumulated Miku sweat.

i masturbated for the first time in two weeks and it didnt even feel good

wat is 9 out of 11?

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random/main

What power did you Role heyuri.

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GOTCHA!!!!

After installing Mario Kart 8 on my pc, I decided to look to the list of licensed Nintendo games from the last feel years, then I find Ring Fit and I remembered something. I always fantasized about having a cute imouto to play this game with me, I always fantasized about buying that expensive gear (at least it used to be really expensive here) and playing for hours that game with my imouto. This became one of my most deep desires, since I saw vtubers playing this game
Now I have a machine that can play that game and the gear is less expensive, but I still suffering with no imouto

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(;´Д`) noooo teh poor ratte,,,

I just got banned on another image board and the reason was that I broke the following law
>18 U.S. Code § 1466A is a federal law that prohibits the knowing production, distribution, receipt, or possession of obscene visual depictions of minors in sexually explicit conduct, even if the images are fictional, drawn, or computer-generated

which one of you was that

Who is your favorite heyuri cosplay girl? For me it's meido

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Cirngirl Genyis

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CIRNO SEX! CIRNO SEX! CIRNO SEX! CIRNO SEX!

im starting a microbial lab

MY EEEEEEEYESSSSSSS

Top 10 saddest moments

HAPPY BAKA DAY


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rest in peace great chairman. i miss you

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While you were wasting your life on the internet, I beat Touhou 12.8 Great Fairy Wars.

What should I make for Cirno Day Dinner?
Also draw Chiruoughnaouh

I saw a screenshot of this video game, and I wanted to find out what it is. I was going to post it here, because I figured someone here would know, but I accidentally deleted the pic.

It looked like an MS-DOS era (or maybe PC-88 or PC-98) RPG game. Perhaps it was an indie game, but if so, it emulated the retro style extremely well. The image showed a character sheet with the usual stats, but the character was a loli. The anime artstyle was very much 80's or early 90's. One distinctive feature was that it said "normal diet" to the right of the character. Everything was written in English.

Does anyone know what I'm talking about? I offer this gift of baby she-goat to anyone who can tell me what gaem this is.

Your fortune: Tomo will strangle you in your sleep

I'm addicted to this shit. I really felt when she said "Als ein kleines Kind war ich ein Thälmannpionier" "Jetzt bin ich ein Freie Deutsche Jungendfunktionä"
Someone please delete this video from the YouTube and from my SSD

I was raped

gm its autumn

Cheating is wrong Heyuri

It’s 02:23 AM and I’d played GTA 4 the whole day. Yesterday was independence day and I’d to go to the dentist in the morning, but after I came to home I started playing GTA 4 non stop.

I never played too much video game in my whole life, my old pc always gave me motivation sickness due the small screen and the low performance under the 60 fps, but now playing at 180 fps in a 1440p big screen, I didn’t even felt tired, if I haven’t to work tomorrow I will probably play for the rest of the night. My only complaint is that my earbuds hurt my ears a lot

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How many of you guys are studying Japanese? I got fired two months ago and I'm finally at the stage of my neet journey where I want to use my life savings to go to japan and potentially live as a hobo
kana took me a few days. Then I studied kanji radicals until I realized they were useless, so now i'm just trying to master the pillars of each stage of jp
right now i'm learning all the n5 nouns, and these are the ones i didnt already know from anime

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Which uniform do u liek best?

love saya ヽ(´∇`)ノ

ITT vids that make you squee

Lolicon, Easy.

last weekend was wild

In my mid teens, I averaged about 55-56kg. Somehow, I never ended up going beyond that despite being alot older now. I reached my maximum height at about 16, and my average weight was like 56, but since I started keeping track a few months ago it ranged from 54 to 57kg. I've been doing some really grueling deskwork recently, sometimes 13-14 hours a day, and so I barely have time to eat. I've just been scarfing down a few boiled eggs in the evening for "dinner". Anyway, I reached a new all time low weight of 53.4kg last night - at a height of 183cm. As a grown man. That was after a shower too, so I was a little waterlogged. It's possibly lower.

That's a 15.8 BMI. People on reddit say that its a medical emergency, that I'd be too weak to walk, lol. I've had a sub18 BMI my entire life and usually been between 16.5-17.5. Other than being overworked, I feel fine, and I've always had above average energy levels for my age.

tl;dr I'm extremely thin. For the united statesians: I'm just under 6 feet and weigh 118 pounds, but I feel fine.

Bring back ads like this ..

I use Heyuri classic

Hey Heyuri!

Three days ago I found my first girlfriend!! I can say these have been the best three days of my life. I love her really, really strongly. she is really sweet and funny. She told me she was Asian, had a Japanese name, was into yuri, and liked girls too. She draws and watches anime, listens to Vocaloid and J-pop, and stays at home playing games on her phone. We're kind of the same height. She was perfect!! I had dreamed of her...

but then I learned that she is not Japanese!!!! She showed me her hand, so I know her skin color is #BAA88C!! (i'm #E6C9C0), and her voice is kind of like 260 Hz, I think, I don't have a lot of samples. And she probably Muslim. also she might be a rori or her dad can ask for a dowry idk she told me her mom doesn't want her to date anyone.

I'm absolutely devastated! it was soooo close to perfection, so close! I don't think I'll ever have another chance to meet a girl in my life, knowing she is the first one I found in 26 years...i'm scare to ask for here face cause i may don't like it , today again she wake me up by sending me "good morning i love you"

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!

BUNKASAI! BUNKASAI! BUNKASAI!

>>>/q/70682

Since monsters in Hyperdimenson Neptunia don't have rights that means that I can catch a monster like alraune and turn her into my cum dumbster without facing any legal consequence?

Wheel of Fortune host Jim Thornton was found on a tor pedo chat in plane
It kinda looks like CGI chat!

Hi heyurizens!
How do yu do?
I'm flying thank yu.

my pretty princess house has a window in the bathroom so ossan can watch me use the toilet and bathe

Pregnant pussy is the best you can get
Fuckin a bitch while her baby suckin dick (´ー`)

I'll keep it brief. I think all of us here at /b/ enjoy the smell of a good butt, especially after the owner of said butt just used the restroom. But, that begs the question: Why?
Why do so many young folk these days have this fixation, as if they were wild animals? What is the mystery behind all the cheer for smelly rears?

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I have a RX 9070 and I want to generate AI porn which is the best software for this?

Why is it like this?

Hi guys. Do you know really very very very (and 54 more "very") light YTmusic client? Because my PC really sucks.

I try Limusic and not bad. But still little bit lagging. UI doesnt matter.

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We should welcome our invaders with cum.

i wanted 2 post something, heres illya.

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[url]https://cgi.heyuri.net/vote2/vote.cgi?room=1788456707[/url]

Hitler's real surname was schicklgruber, but he hated it and changed it to his grandfathers surname, Hiedler, which he spelled Hitler (they are pronounced the same in german).

I wonder if he ever would have rose to power if he didn't. It's hard to imagine there would ever be a world where everyone in germany was saying "Heil Schicklgruber!"

I'm gonna talk about buttholes now and you can't shut me up so stfu gtfo because we're talking about buttholes ok and before you ask this is about GIRL'S buttholes. Ok not talking about them GAY SHIT about guy's buttholes (but if you are a girl you can talk about it in this thread) unless that shit is traps which is not gay and also very much welcome. So let's begin we talk about the butthole well first we must talk about the color of it. See, most people prefer pink or lightly colored buttholes but my personal taste is in darker tones although I can swing any which way, as the lighter colors do not deter me from my utmost taste. It's a subjective taste of which color is best as it does not affect the rest of the experience however I do very much prefer natural tones as opposed to the heresy of bleaching buttholes. This goes double for piercings, those are wrong and heretical no questions please. Next we have the texture of the butthole, unfortunately I do not a girl to confirm this with but I like to imagine the texture is similar to a puckered mouth because the lips share the same type of skin as the butthole (fact)
Ok fuck this I'm just gonna write shit about making out with assholes ok look I just wanna stick my tongue up there and rotate it and wiggle it around and make her buck her hips, drive my nose up there and sniff the musk up close next to the source drag my tongue all over that shitter up and down left and right and tongue punch that greasy shithole butter up that pooper real good with my spit and hell let her put some food inside those cheeks and eat it out of her ass put my face between her crack and sniff it and fall asleep like a pillow and wake up to her bouncing that jiggly ass on my cock, gripping it tighter than those rubber bands they use to castrate cows you know what i'm saying hahaa aa hahaa need sniff aaaassss

That’s is what will happen to you if you dare to use fake money and fentanyl

Should I install Debian?

Just got flashbacks to 2020 when I used to dress like this in high school........

what's your favorite historical sound change? mine is the debuccalizing of /k/ to /ʔ/ from Proto-Oceanic to Hawaiian. this is quite transparent when looking across the oceanic languages: the samoan word for "fish" maintains the original /k/ with /'i.ka/, while in hawaiian the word for "fish" is /'i.ʔa/.

I guess overdo teh terminal

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Drake and Josh

I went to the local mall to fix my computer and I was scared by the prices of the hardware, they were selling overpriced jurassic hardware like the GT 210, GT 710 and RX550. The most recent hardware that they have were the 5600GT, 12400f and the RTX 2060 from 2019

As you can see they were selling the GTX 1060 from 2016 for $331, while you can buy online the RX 7600 for the same price

nooo not the poor gabunomi

would you love her? give her a hug? maybe even a kiss?

Ho'P Island's fate rests on the shoulder of a child, and thou hast been chosen to guide the child into fulfilling the prophecy! Are you up to the challenge?

First of all, do you know the names of the three races who inhabit the fantastical realm of Ho'P Island?
[Please propose one race at a time, in the form of a name followed by a short description]

Do you like Transformice, Heyuri?

eheh~
hehe~
HOHOHOHO!

BLOODY MARY – if you’ve read this, Bloody Mary will appear in your house at night. When you get up in the morning, you’ll see her in the mirror. She’ll gouge out your eyes or strangle you if you don’t forward this to 10 people. This is no joke! In 2009, Alice Born didn’t forward the chain letter and was found in her bathroom the next day.

I bought 60 packs of peanuts peeled and salty for less than 5 bucks. I gonna eat them in the middle of my gaming sessions when they deliver the last pieces of my new computer

THE BALL PEOPLE.

Have you thanked your melon man?

today.. i visited this wonderful, amazing, really the best website i know of, that of course being. heyuri dot net... but it was not to be another wondrous session of lurking for 5 - 8 minutes before doing something less worthwhile with my time, NO.. for I (me) was THE VICTIM of a ROAMING CYBER-HARLET! she was POSTING PHOTOS OF HERSELF, IN THE FLESH REALM AT THAT, IN A BID FOR MY ATTENTION! and at that, SHE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE THE DECENCY TO SHOW US HER BUTTHOLE! these digital prostitutes are just the worst! i'm sure most of us can agree on that! oooh look at me look at me i'm a girl in a majority male space please drool a river over me in droves! terrible really.. anyway, i found this encounter really unpleasant, this is where my request comes in. i was horribly tempted by this virtual vermin so would you PLEASE (please) add a rule where any woman posting a photo of herself must be wearing a full burqa (like pictured) so that i will not be tempted once more while simply trying to use heyuri dot net. thank you. (ﾟｰﾟ)

nya

How does /b/ like them?
For me, it's A44.

While you were wasting your life on the internet, I beat AM2R

it's mikus birthday!!!!!!!!! say something nice about her! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

VIOLENT JAPANESE CARTOON SHOWS! (;´Д`)

Happy Sember!

eat?

there was a large leak of steam content servers (2002-2013), which includes everything uploaded to steam in that time frame. 13TB or something
i found a portal 2 beer mug

If prof checks my notes I'm fucked

I miss that brief period when wearing masks was culturally acceptable in the west. Wearing one brought me alot of comfort because people never saw my face, and in general I just blended in better. Now wearing one has the exact opposite effect, people pay attention to you.

The Hogben test procedure consisted of injecting a sample of women's urine into the skin on the back of the frog, specifically into the dorsal lymph sac.[17] Around 12 hours later, results could be seen. If the woman was pregnant, then the frog would be ovulating, and a small cluster of eggs could be seen at the rear end of the frog. Interestingly, the same could be observed in the male species of Xenopus laevis as well, and they were seen to produce sperm upon injection of a pregnant woman's urine.[18] This mechanism is due to the pituitary hormone human chorionic gonadotropin (hCG), which is present only in a pregnant woman's urine. If the woman is not pregnant, no sperm or egg would be produced from the male or female frog respectively.

the combination of + ...
has science gun too far!!?????!?
https://youtu.be/zaZ9mY8-NOU

Imagine the following scenario. You're about to have the best sleepover of your life. MIKU, RIN, and LUKA will all be in with you in bed. Now there's only one question left: Where will you sleep?
RIN is on the LEFT; MIKU is in the MIDDLE; and Luka is on the RIGHT.
You have six options:
Option A) You sleep on the far LEFT. You get RIN all to yourself.
Option B) You sleep on the MIDDLE LEFT, between RIN and MIKU. You can do either of them.
Option C) You sleep on the MIDDLE RIGHT, between MIKU and LUKA. You can also do either.
Option D) You sleep on the far RIGHT. You get LUKA all to yourself.
Option E) You ask for a different configuration. Embarrassing, may fail, may ruin everything.
Option F) ???

how do i get peanut buttah on RED? i ran out of tokens

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post cute animals here

I just got my driver's licence and would like to download an Eurobeat album to drive recklessly to. Any recommendations?

hi i am starting erickas fanclub. we will follow her adventures together!

Explain your answer

( ´ω`) nom~

She's trying hard

Spread it around. Fight the power.

MeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeow

are you older than this pic of chen?

HAPPYˇ MEIDO MONDAYˇ!

It was decided last townhall, get with it or get the fuck out

The real first incarnation of Heyuri.

¡mira, una señorita muy hermosa!
ella viene a reparar nuestros corazones ( ´ω`)

what do you think? don't hold back critique
ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

Fuck it, I'm bored.
Keep editing the picture above your post.

throwing up through ur nose is teh gross cos u can smell teh puke for ages afta..

Thoughts on miku's thighs?

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Hello, Heyuri. I believe it’s time for us to part ways.

I’ve been an active member here for about eight months, nearly a year, and honestly, it’s been some of the most fun I’ve had in quite a while. But alas, all good things must eventually come to an end.

You may not know me, and that’s perfectly okay. I never expected everyone to know or care about my presence here. Over time, I’ve realized that I’m probably not all that suited to this place, and I think that’s what’s ultimately led me to make this decision.

Regardless, I’m grateful for the time I’ve spent here and the memories I’ve made. Take care, everyone—and toodles.

P.S. PENIS

some drawings i did today while on treadmill

"If I ever meet Rhye in person remind me to kill him with my own bare hands" – Leoreth

8 hours of work, 8 hours free, 8 hours sleep. but once you add an hour of commute and clocking in, cooking, cleaning, chores, showering, shitting, you only have like 2 hours free. 2 fucking hours. That's not even enough time to fucking jack off. I can't do this anymore

pettan...

lel

unyuu~

China will grow larger!

I like you, mister. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister!

What if we sent little girls to the moon?

okay i give up something else b0rked again with my site ill fix it one day

Oh hai Heyurizens! ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
I hope not to take too much attention away from the gaming event today (.flow is a great game if anyone hasn't played it yet). But I will be hosting a CyTube party at 22:00 20:00 UTC where we watch an old OVA called Dragon Half (1993) about a cute dragon girl and a bunch of hijinks. You should watch it if you like:
＊Chibi deforumes (I swear more than half of the show is in chibi form)
＊Parodies and jokes about old RPGs like Dragon Quest
＊90s anime with beautiful colors
＊General old OVA wackiness
＊Cool shit

After that we'll take a vote on what to watch next and do one more OVA. Choices include:
＊Interlude (2004)
＊Usagi-chan de Cue!! (2003)
＊Variable Geo (1996-1997)
＊Battle Team Lakers EX (1996)

Just a warning that I don't enforce Rule 8 as strongly on my CyTube as Heyuri, though I still try to keep it from being flooded with gay nu-internet slang. (I filter out a lot of gen-Z/alpha terms)

If anyone is interested, it should hopefully be a fun time. ヽ(´∇`)ノ Feel free to stop in for as much as you feel like.

for me, it's this guy i've known for ~9 years that i met on roblox (i was 10-11 at the time), neither of us play it anymore but i have him added on steam and we play games together from time to time.

I thought i would share my otaku-blog, which is something i been working non-stop for past 4-6 weeks! I still have a lot of things i would like to change and fix- like add a banner, add heyuri to weblink, comments, maybe a like system. IDK. :3

My initial thought was to maek it look a little 2000~ anime blog, but I found that itself to be a challenge. I might tweak a lot of things going forward to achieve this, but even so, i like the look for now. If you are interested in anime, figz, gamez, anisongs etc, come check my blog, PLLLEEAAZE! <333333

I would love to hear others opinions as well, both content so far, and maybe tweaks to make it better (besides teh phonefagz, ik ik!!! SOON!)

HEY SORRY TO SPRING THIS ON YA BUT WE'RE DOING SOME GAMING NIGHT TOMORROW SO JOIN OR DON'T ALSO THE GAME IN QUESTION IS YNO ONLINE (YUME NIKKI/FANGAMES MULTIPLAYER) BUT ALSO WE HAVE NOT YET DECIDED EXACTLY WHICH GAME ON THERE WE ARE PLAYING SO USE THIS POLL TO VOTE PLEASE AND THANK YOU:
https://cgi.heyuri.net/vote2/html/1787952121.html

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https://youtu.be/nncOByejXDg

this whole panel is such a fucking mess but i am glad for the girlie

What's the oldest console you own?

i need a girl to put her PENIS in my ANUS

this part seems off

i need a LOT of REALLY COOL pictures of LEET HACKERS. AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!

YOU'VE UNBOXED: A LEGENDARY KONATA!!

PANTIES INSPECTION!

she's probably 40 years rn

this is what girls should look like and what girls should do ヽ(´∇`)ノ

last non jav movie u watched? for me it was la haine. cool and angsty

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happy freak friday

Hello, just your friendly federal agent here to collect some data. Me and the intern Joey here got into a bet, you see. Says that you fellas only stick to certain boards rather than use the whole site. Well, I said he's full of shit and that everyone uses every board and every area of this here place to be and I got $5 now on this so don't let me down, 'k?

Just vote here and don't mind any spyware your computer may download: https://cgi.heyuri.net/vote2/html/1787855811.html

>I am thirty-two, married, and have three children. I would say I am happily married, although my fantasies during sex with my husband, or during masturbation, invariably involve young boys, who are either masturbating themselves or being helped by me. The picture in my mind is of a long line of young boys, as in a school. And I am the school matron. I order the boys to unzip themselves and take out their cocks. Then I walk down the line, stopping at each boy to masturbate him until he is thoroughly relieved. I don’t know why this gives me so much pleasure. I’m sure my husband would never understand; how could he if I don’t? [Letter]

— My Secret Garden: Women's Sexual Fantasies (1973)

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would you get robot boob implants? for...???

Let's plan our future families here. Son or daughter? For me it's a daughter

masturbating 10 times a day （ ´,_ゝ`）

It's so hot this week.. （;　´∀｀）

I vow to get all the P ranks in Pizza Tower.
Downloaded it a couple of hours ago and just got an S rank on the first level.
There's still an arduous path ahead

perfect game for me

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