ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

habanero-tan is REAL and can burn ur butt

do you use japanenglish in your daily lingo?

Kiss, marry, or squish?

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Been asking about this software alot, but everyone says it's unsolvable. Why? Isn't everything possible under, the semitic allahs, polydeitic japanese peninsula, and the chinmerican communism?

TOTAL HEYURI DOMINATION

(｀∇´)

I cant believe i am excited for a upcoming gatcha game, is my wallet doomed?

I cant fucking draw cool looking bodies anymore
why am I regressing?!
ah shoot, even my secretary who also happens to be my wife is mad that i failed to complete my tasks

Are japanese cockroaches cuter than german ones?

Im here to eat all the bugs ( ´ω`)

how could you hate the gokiburu? i mean, just look at that face!ヽ(´∇`)ノ

i-if you guys didn't want cockroaches around then maybe you should have cleaned... i'm just trying to live... ;_;

My home defense against the menace.

GOKIBURI DETECTED!

GOKIBURU~

care to spare sum food?

DJ MINT

the true golden age of flying was not the 50s/60s or today. it was the 1990s. flying long haul international once a year (or multiple shorter regional flights) was still in reach for middle class americans unlike in the 50s. plane crashes were also much less common than in the 50s, as well as smoking being phased out so your not trapped in a cancer tube for 8 hours. it was also before the tsa security nightmare of today and before the constant nickel and diming we see on today's airlines. the interiors were much more comfortable before everyone was packed in like sardines now. people had free checked bags which meant people werent fist fighting over bin space like today. also since lower class white trash/hood types were too poor to fly i meant you didnt have those spirit airline brawls you see today. not to mention there were more airlines to choose from back then, unlike now where the airline industry is consolidated into 3-4 major companies while the rest are trying to fend off bankrupcy. the only thing i can think of that is better in the 50s/60s and now is the food, unfournately the food now is expensive. the only reason to buy on the plane is because the airport food is more expensive now.

goki PENIS

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

kyaaaa~

don't look! ///

Step 1. BANG YOUR FUCKING HEAD AS HARD AS FUCKING POSSIBLE MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

Can we bring yesterday back around?

Gokicha!

naito

hi i usually only lurk but i felt i should confess my love for this site and everyone here!! marry me!

Imagine if things were good

If there any girls on Heyuri or any heyurizens that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. Unpredictible income. Sometimes lots of money, sometimes none at all, depends on what is my business at a given time.

2. Age: I am below 25, but above 18.

3. Attractiveness: probably decent, I can't judge. I had two girls chasing me in highschool but I ignored one and broke heart of the other one when she got too annoying.

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You know it already

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Anyone, preferably female aged 15-20, the closer to that the better

2. Located in Poland and of polish nationality or a nationality that I don't find too annoying + exceptions

For everyone:
3.1. Able to trip alone
3.2. Doesn't moan for drugs and money (I am not a bank nor a pharmacy)
3.3. Enjoys things but is not addicted to anything (including nicotine and alcohol too )
3.4. Not significantly mentally ill from drugs, no significant permanent damage from drug use
3.5. Confidential
3.6. Able to read long posts
3.7. Hates government

For females:
3.8. Healthy looking with extra points for cuteness
3.9. Not fat
3.10. Needle marks okay, big needle scars not okay
3.11. Doesn't ask too many questions

4. Willing to meet up sometimes (and maybe hit it later if female... jk.... but srsly, we can get to know eachother first. Something long term )

That's it. I'm not asking for that much. I'll teach you things, tripsit you, and make sure you never overdose (hopefully), I can also limit your use by stealing your things or money and beating you up for getting new stuff from plugs. We can become friends for life or something more if you are female!

hey... what the...!?

Had a dream today that I was in a harem with 3 2D girls.

Needless to say it was a pretty good experience

down with amerikan imperialists! down with japanese imperialists! down with british imperialists! glory the the People's Republic of China! may the workers of china unite under communism and begin a new golden age of china! may china shed the reactionary ideology of confucius! glory to Mao Zedong for liberating china from reactionary and imperialist powers! May the power return to the workers of china!

horror stream when?

rawr!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

did anyone ever get on heyuri townhall?
has it always been inactive? or does no one care anymore

Why is she doing this?

every heyruizen is one of these three i believe ( ´ω`)

Archduke Franz Ferdinand, heir to austrian throne murdered earlier today at around 11 am

Need otouto and being the slightly older onee san forever... The loli never leaves you and when you notice it you want to loli again, anyone else???

If there any little girls on Heyuri that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. Financial stability: I make well below average in my country (Located in my mother's basement in Alabama)

2. Age: I am below 60, but above 40.

3. Attractiveness: Aggregate of various AI rating sites: 1.9/10. First person sources: Two little girls at the playground screamed and ran away saying I was a "monster"

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You can figure that out later

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Female, Aged 4-10

2. Located in USA

3. Cute
3.1 Not fat
3.2 White and or Asian

4. Willing to hop in my van (and maybe hit it later... jk.... but srsly, we can get to know eachother first. Something long term )

PANTSU MOGIRE BEAM

how do you treat bugs?

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

is being retarded moe?

This doll climbed a whole mountain all by herself. What have you done lately?

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

If theres anyone on Heyuri that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. Financial stability: I make well above average in my country, since i cook for only my best customers (who happen to be rich).

2. Age: I am below 25, but above 18.

3. Skills: Many of my customers described my dishes as "Tasty"

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You can figure that out later

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Any gender, 15-35

2. Not a picky eater

3. Eats healthy
3.1 Not underweight
3.2 No tattoos
3.3 Does not take drugs
3.4 preferably above average muscle

4. Willing to help me cook (and maybe be the final ingredient later... jk.... but srsly, we can get to know eachother first. Something tender enough for the both of us )

is this true?

we are fat
we are legion
expect us

ON THE GWEEEEEN!!!!!

Above the entryway to my apartment building is a keystone bearing a strange symbol (but I can't remember what it is). I walk across the lobby's black-and-white checkered tile floor to the elevator, and take it to the top floor - the 33rd. My apartment is decorated in fanciful Art Deco style. The view from the windows is dizzying. No matter where I go in my apartment, I can't seem to escape the feeling of vertigo. I'm so high above everything and through every window I only see twinkling yellow lights far below me, all under a sky of absolute black. I take a stairwell to the roof. There cold gusts of wind nearly knock me off my feet. I can't help but peer over a ledge. Terror. My heart races and I brace myself against a wall. I can hardly stand and stagger back inside.

In the morning I go downstairs and explore the alleyway. Graffiti'd on the weathered orange brick are cryptic glyphs; letters (Hebrew? Enochian?), triangles, squares. A stairway leads to the basement, above its door another keystone bearing another forgotten symbol.

girls on toire are moe

what fruits have you masturbated with? i've only done it with a banana peel

it's not too late to change your hikikomori ways.

If there any girls on Heyuri that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. Financial stability: I make well above average in my country (Located in EU)

2. Age: I am below 25, but above 18.

3. Attractiveness: Aggregate of various AI rating sites: 7.8/10. First person sources: Two girls on twitter said I was "cute"

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You can figure that out later

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Female, Aged 15-25

2. Located in EU

3. Cute
3.1 Not fat
3.2 White and or Asian

4. Willing to let me meet up (and maybe hit it later... jk.... but srsly, we can get to know eachother first. Something long term )

That's it. I'm not asking for much. I'll take care of you and let you NEET.

i often forget that most heyurizens are probably grown men instead of cute moe girls (such as myself)

divided by age and gender, united by being perverted

if there any retards on heyuri that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. but first, here's what I have to offer:

1. money: I make 60 dollars a month

2. age: i can't remember

3. attractiveness: i used to get called cute by obaasans

there. Those are the important details. my "personality"? you can figure that out later....

with that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. female, Aged 18-30

2. located in australia (i cant afford plain tickets)

3. kawaii (optional)
3.1 chubby
3.2 any race, i dont give a fuck
3.3 an IQ of 80 to 100
3.4 can cook steak
3.5 uses heyuri.net daily
3.6 knows what a "defense facility" is
3.7 can manage a hakoniwa island
3.8 knows baseball rules
3.9 can water plants

4. willing to let me perform a lobotomy

that's it. i'm not asking for much. you take care of me so i can keep NEETing

Hey Faggots,

My name is John and I'm looking for a girlfriend. If there any girls on Heyuri that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. I'm pretty much perfect: I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. I also get straight A's.

2. Age: I am below 25, but above 18.

3. Attractiveness: Aggregate of various AI rating sites: 7.8/10. First person sources: Two banging hot girls on facebook said I was "SO CASH"

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You can figure that out later

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Female, Aged 15-25

2. Located in New Jersey

3. Banging hot
3.1 Not fat
3.2 Not retarded or a no-life

4. Willing to blow me (jk.... but srsly, shit would be SO CASH. Something long term )

Thanks for listening. I'm not asking for much. I'll take care of you and let you jack off to naked drawn Japanese people. Pic related, it's me by myself.

If there anyone on Heyuri that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. Financial stability: I make well above average in my country (Located in EU)

2. Age: I am below 22, but above 16.

3. Attractiveness: Aggregate of various AI rating sites: 8.2/10. First person sources: Two catgirls on twitter purred at me

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You can figure that out later

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Any gender, Aged 13-21

2. Located in EU

3. Cute
3.1 Not fat
3.2 Cat and or Doggy

4. Willing to let me rub their belly (and maybe hit it later... jk.... but srsly, we can get to know eachother first. Something long term )

I thought about asking on /q/ because I'm sure the mods would know best, but maybe I'd get b& LOL. What's the best pocket-based food?

You can be cool, but you will never be THIS cool.

how many grams are in an evening spent rotting away infront of a computer?

im stuck in my overcrowded class and i need to pee(;ﾟ∀ﾟ) send help heyuri

Someone should make an imageboard where the politics boards bans IRL politics and forces you to roleplay in an elaborate fictional universe's politics, and where that story evolves over time from the best threads.

If there any boys on Heyuri that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. Financial stability: I make well above average in my country (Located in USA)

2. Age: I am below 22, but above 15.

3. Attractiveness: Aggregate of various AI rating sites: 9.8/10. First person sources: Twelve boys in school said I was "sexy"

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You can figure that out later

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Male, Aged 35-50

2. Located in Europe or Americas

3. Doesn't have too many visible defects
3.1 Is fit (doesn't use electric shopping cart)
3.2 White, Asian or Latino

4. Willing to let me meet up (and maybe hit it later... jk.... but srsly, we can get to know eachother first. Something long term )

Is it cold where you live? Or you can easily go outside wearing only shorts and shirt? Is it sunny or cloudy now? Was it cloudy or sunny all day yesterday? Tell the thread! Σ(;ﾟДﾟ)

I'm turning 49 in a few weeks, and can no longer get erections without Viagra, which I used to take but my doctor says not to do that anymore either because of my heart. Over the past 2 years and 9 months (I've been keeping count), I have only been able to masturbate or have sex with Viagra. I have two tablets left.

I'll have one last jerk off and then the curtains will close. Saying goodbye to 49 years of fun with my best friend.
I'm heartbroken but have seen this coming since I stopped being able to get it up. I'd like to believe that maybe if my heart gets in better shape, I can start taking it again and cum again, but that seems like just a distant dream now.

If you are young and reading this, treasure what you have.

If there any girls on Heyuri that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. Financial stability: I make well above average in my country (Located in EU)

2. Age: I am below 20, but above 15.

3. Attractiveness: Aggregate of various AI rating sites: 8/10. First person sources: three girls in my class said I was "charming"

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You can figure that out later

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Female, Aged 13-15

2. Located in Europe

3. Is cute

4. Willing to let me meet up (and maybe watch anime together later... jk.... but srsly, we can get to know eachother first. Something long term )

Asked a girl out today. Got rejected.
Not the end of the world, but it still sucks.
What’s the move from here, bros?

I confess that I downloaded this film primarily because it tells the story of a beautiful 9-year-old girl who gets abandoned by her mother with a random adult man, and the two go on a road trip together.

But beyond being an entry in my collection of pedocore films, I found a more lasting appeal in the theme it conveys. The film follows 31-year-old German magazine writer and amateur photographer, Philip, who at the start of the film is taking a road trip across America struggling against writer's block to finish a story on a deadline. In a conversation with a friend he says that he has become "estranged from himself" and is told: "Why do you take so many pictures? It is because you need proof of your own existence, proof that your experiences happened." (I've paraphrased for brevity.)

For years I've felt adrift, unsure of who I am, and lately have taken to things like sharing poetry, blogging and photography to show others that I still exist. Even this film review it would seem, is that. Here I leave a little proof that I saw this film, that it moved me. When Philip becomes burdened with looking after Alice, the two go on a long trip seeking her grandmother's house, based only on her hazy memories and a few photographs. Whether or not they find her grandmother, it would seem that Philip does eventually find in Alice a more lasting proof of his existence. We are left with the impression that their road trip has cured his writer's block. But Alice's nonverbal answer the question "What are you going to do [when you get to Munich]?" leads us to wonder if Alice has become estranged from herself.

Like the other Wim Wenders films I've seen (Paris, Texas and Perfect Days), Alice in the Cities is slow-paced and wistful while still managing to be impactful. The events of the film unfold calmly amidst masterfully shot scenery, and the film does feel a bit like a dream. But unlike a dream, it will not soon be forgotten.

A very normal bear

We're gonna make hentai, FOAR MEN!!!!!!

Is there a cover of Betty The Liar with a symphonic or just different instrumental? I quite like the song, but hate the instrumental.

Pwease help Ayesha give birth by upvoting agreeing with this post.
For each agreement her cervix will dilate 1cm

i have to take a poopy!!(;´Д`)

:kuma1: :kuma2: :kuma3: :kuma5: :kuma7: :kuma8: :kuma9: :kuma10:

im dying

Imagine peeing together, calm, alone, with the smells of the forest, with a shota or tomboy little stepsibling and you are the slightly older sister, you feel the relief and safeness together and its awkwardly warm(´～`)

Is this the infamous pirate known as "Sea Sam" that I've been hearing about so much lately?

death to ameriKKKa! death to iSSntreal. Death to infidels. glory to allah. glory to the islamic republic of iran. glory to the ayatollah.

whos your waifu/husbando?

if you were a cat, what type of cat would you be?

i'd be a calico. did you know pretty much all calico cats are girls? thats pretty cute( ´ω`)

>The upcoming law mandates that OS providers and application developers implement age verification measures to protect minors online, which includes collecting age information during account setup and providing age bracket signals to devs when apps are downloaded.

>Of course, this is not only about Ubuntu, Fedora, or Linux Mint, as it would apply to all GNU/Linux distributions, desktop environments, and application hubs lke Flathub or Snap Store, which will have to comply with the upcoming law in the near future in some way, especially since similar laws have already been proposed in other US states, including New York and Colorado.

So not even installing gentoo will bypass this? I'm not in California, or the UK, but I have no doubt laws like these will be coming to my area soon. I want to be prepared for when they arrive. Sure if the service refuses to comply and just doesn't serve areas with these laws, I can set my VPN to a country that doesn't have these laws... until they ban VPNs, because of course that will be the next step.

Is there some kind of OS that will never, ever comply with this type of shit? How would something like TailsOS handle this? Are we soon going to have black market operating systems? That sounds like some kind of cyberpunk dystopia, except really, really gay!

When all teh internets are tracked and monitored, we'll be back to dial-up speeds because we'll have to do everything over the Tor network. At least I won't be spending all day watching videos anymore...

Seriously though, what do we do?

https://9to5linux.com/ubuntu-fedora-linux-mint-eye-age-verification-amid-california-law-backlash

He doesn't care if the poor doggie dies, because doggie uses Android ヽ(`Д´)ノ

Flexible JK ヽ(ﾟρﾟ)ノ

back?

Heyuri keeps deleting my thread don't they. Even the ones me asking where to properly study. Worthless

Do you see Banana Man
Hopping ova da wide web by LAN
Here he make posts dat we see
Fresh pics taken of his own weewee

Banana Man, you flood de board
Dis flooding here don't leave room for much more
Please go back, from where you be gone
Where banana posted all day long

Me don't want a banana
Open thread, reply, "W-T-F, man"
Me don't want no banana
Mods, kaguya, pls ban

So good makeup and stuff, but nothing interesting happens in the video at all. I mean, at least a glimpse of her VAGINA...
https://up.heyuri.net/src/5385.webm

I am shitting my pants!!!

Today is the 2 year anniversary of my discovery of CRBA

i made a program that took me a lot to make but I'm afraid of putting it on github because I think more experienced programmers will mock me (;´Д`)

Kaguya's family photo

Or am I the only M on Heyuri (´～`)

yͤ!

saya

sfdfsdsfjklfslkf teh wart hunder prison is the worse, at least better than the destiny most had like, "modern girl games" like valorant

how do you start playing good games again and stop being scared about pservers haet this

farrah and me

Ever encountered a fujoshi or some other sorta female degenerate?

In school we had a cute outcast girl with glasses who I got to know after a bit. I thought she was pretty cute and I wanted to get to know her a bit better, so we go for a couple outings together, and enjoy our time. We went together to an anime convention and everything, so we got pretty comfortable with one another. It turns out she was really, really autistic, and went ahead and told me that she had gay fantasies about me and a friend of mine, "cause he's much larger and stronger than me". In the same conversation she also talked about sending nudes online. She also said she thinks I might be autistic, and to do a test sometime, but I wonder where on the spectrum I'd be relative to her...
I didn't cut her off or anything, but after we slowly drifted apart during exams, she did after the end of high school.
Last I heard of her from a mutual friend was that she's in law school. (;´Д`)

What about you?(´人｀)

Miku-chan on my ようつべ!?

There's a newly launched baseball-themed game on Heyuri★CGI! It's called Gekikuukan Powerful League 2 (Gekipawa), and you can play it here: https://cgi.heyuri.net/gekipawa2/

The gameplay is similar to Battle Royale-R - first make a team, then compete against other players' teams, and see if u can come out on top at the end of teh season

This is one of the classic CGI games, being first released in 2001, and it still has people on teh Japanese web playing it today. It's a fairly simple game at its core, but I've added quite a few mods & enhancements that were popular back in teh day (plus a few of my own)

Play ball!!

remember when the US once considered war games as a national threat

What's with you people?

Do you find the people around where you live annoying?

i have to pee so badly but my roommates been in the bathroom forever i dont think im gonna make it heyuri.......

What does it mean?

reverse ntr

have u ever accidentally vacuumed up your underwear?

why is everyone saying ATFBooru is down? its right there...

Would you eat this?

sunday night party!

can food go moldy isnide your stomach?

One of these days I'm gonna get a time machine so I can save you all.

I'M SO FUCKING PUMPED THAT IT GOT THIS POPULAR AGAIN
LONG LIVE TEH ICHIGOAS ヽ(´∇`)ノ

do you ever feel like heyuri isn't the place to be?

GLORY TO TEH YAKURUTO SWALLOWS

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

460 unique users?

heh... im about to shoot you

join teh 24 hour club

What would you do if you found our older sister asleep like this?

an fatposter with an estimate BMI of ovar 9000 has been observed sitting on 4chan's rack-mounted server.

killing 520 4chan users and injuring 1931 others.

photo of native /Strange World/ user found?

show me ya best moves, heyuri

Hai Heyuri v(^_^v)

It's been fun posting with you guys, but I found a time machine so I'm bouncin back to where I came from: AD 1993!

Post ITT if you want to come with me, but I'm leaving in 15 minutes

How do one maybe draw upside down,inverted or rotated but still same objects, or as unrotated.

gaze upon my FAIL animation about iruyeh-tan （ ´,_ゝ`）

I don't think I can ever forgive my parents for forcing me to exist. I love them, and I know they have my best interests in mind but I just cannot bear the burden of existence anymore.

5ch's been shut down, and for a second I thought this one was too!!
Thankfully, Heyuri's back though
I guess 5ch was shut down because someone get buggered over the board dedicated to jerking off to dead cats or something I say we invite our cat-stomping, Japanese brethren here, and change the name of /jp/ to /cr/ - Cat Rape. Who's with me?

We do loli catgirls. Not because they are easy. But because we are HARD.

Come and Say Gday!

↜(｀∀´)Ψ

A sadly common occurrence for the more outgoing of us otaku (;´Д`)

Dear hikikokex-san

I would like to rape you.

Do you accept this proposition? plz say no or else its not raep

Yours sincerely,
- Teh Rapeman

blrbrblb.. im becoming... a...... FATPOSTER

( ´ ￢ ` )

AI translation of a Japanese article by ITmedia:

The major bulletin board “5channel” (5ch.net) and its related site “BBSPINK” (bbspink.com) are reportedly set to be permanently suspended by the U.S. registrar Epik. As of March 6, 5channel has begun operating under the alternative domain “5ch.io.”

According to Jim Watkins, who runs both sites, via X and other channels, his entire account with Epik will be suspended on March 9 due to content involving animal abuse that violates Epik’s terms of service.

Epik stated that “the responsibility for content management lies with the domain owner, and that responsibility has not been fulfilled,” declaring that 5channel and BBSPINK will be permanently suspended and that domain transfers will not be allowed.

Watkins reacted to the move by saying, “This is the end of free speech,” arguing that ICANN (the domain management organization) does not allow such permanent locks. He called on users to support him by emailing Epik in protest and hinted that “a solution will likely be found soon.”

Epik has also requested that other domains managed by Watkins, such as “8kun.net,” be transferred to another provider by March 9, separate from 5ch.net and bbspink.com.

Heyuri.net managed getting its way out of a permanent Epik suspension with no domain transfer in the past, but let's see if 5channel can do as much too

words of wisdom?

SIKE!
LOL GEORGE BUSH

stack overflow is kill

wsp im new here lol
add me on spacehey if u got it
https://spacehey.com/rxcco0n

i have gathered you all here today for...

This is what a successful handshake looks like

post ur setups!

This is Lain

this site fucking sucks

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Look i got da balls heh... (´￢`)

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

US sank an Iranian ship, and in defiance of all international laws, left the survivors to drown. 61 sailors drowned before the remainder were rescued by Sri Lanka

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Does Heyuri smok wed?

Does anyone here watch western cartoons?

I missed you all so much…

Donatien Alphonse François, Marquis de Sade
2 June 1740 – 2 December 1814

"The most foulest list of depraved obscenities I've ever had the displeasure of reading"

Those of us who studied in the west may have heard his name during High School Literature class. You may be familiar with some of his works, including but not limited to:

Les 120 Journées de Sodome ou l'école du libertinage ,
Justine, ou Les Malheurs de la Vertu ,
and
L'Histoire de Juliette ou les Prospérités du vice

Let's take a look at his most famous novel, 120 Days of Sodom

The story is set in an isolated and inaccessible castle, the Chateau de Silling, deep inside the black forest. Four wealthy and powerful French libertines (hedonists, essentially) seclude themselves there for several months.

They gather up a harem of local french boys and girls, including their own daughters, eight teenage and pre-teenage boys, and 8 teenage and pre-teenage girls. The 16 boys and girls having been kidnapped from local families. To serve alongside these captured sex slaves are 8 young men with exceptionally large cocks, and four elderly, hideous deformed hags to serve as maids.

The Marquis goes into great detail about the beauty of the captured children and the hideousness of the hags. The hags are described as having giant abcesses in their ass from which rotting flesh fills the smell of any room they enter. They are missing teeth, some are missing eyeballs. They are fat and with hideiously large noses, balding, and covered in scabs.

The 4 libertines, having assembled everyone, lay out the rules for their 120 days of debauchery. Principally, they seek to indulge in every possible fetish imaginable. It is to culminate, the young girls are told, in their death through various means of torture.

It covers... just about everything.

Incest
> 17. He forces a father to fuck his daughter after he has
> himself had her maidenhead.

Farting
> 27. He kisses the asshole of one girl while a second girl frigs
>his ass and a third his prick; they then exchange tasks, so
>that, when all is said and done, each of the three has her ass
>kissed, each frigs his prick, each frigs his ass. Farts are
>required of them all.

Coprophagia:
> 29. He sucks a beshitted ass, has a tongue frig his own
>beshitted asshole, and frigs himself upon a beshitted ass; the
>three girls then exchange positions.

>beshitted asshole


Also

> 39. He has a girl shit in his mouth, but does not eat her
>turd, and while the first girl is in action, a second sucks his
>prick and frigs his ass; while discharging, he shits into the
>hand of the girl who is socratizing him. The girls exchange
>places.


...

He goes on and on about eating shit and forcing other people to do it. At least 20 different scenarios are envisioned. Well! Let's indulge one more:

>   44. He places himself in a bathtub; thirty women come up
>one after another and piss and shit into it till it is full; he
>discharges while paddling about in all that

Truly, he has the debauched mind of a Heyurizen

Blasphemy:

This clearly gave the Marquis a huge hard on. He loved debasing sacred things, and in 18th century catholic France, the following passages were about as edgy as one could get.

>    53. He goes to confession for the sole purpose of making his
>confessor's prick rise aloft; he lists a quantity of infamous
>misdeeds, and frigs himself in the confessional all the while he

>62. He farts and has the whore fart in the chalice, he pisses
>thereinto and has her piss thereinto, he shits thereinto and has
>her shit thereinto, and finally he discharges into the chalice.
>    63. He has a small boy shit upon the paten, and he eats
>this while the boy sucks him.
>    64. He has two girls shit upon a crucifix, he shits thereupon
>when they have finished, and he is frigged against the three
>turds covering the idol's face.

...and my father used to talk about "Piss Christ" being a sign of the end times. That doesn't compare to what this bastard was up to 300 years ago!

Let us continue.

>    87. He has himself held by three girls, he gets down on
>hands and knees, a fourth girl mounts astride him and
>thrashes him; each member of the quartet takes her turn
>mounting and flogging him.

Ah, well! Alright, this actually doesn't sound too bad. I'd partake in this myself.

> 88. Naked, he puts himself in the midst of six girls; he is
>consciencestricken, asks to be forgiven, casts himself down
>upon his knees. Each girl decrees a penance, and he is given
>one hundred strokes for each penance he refuses to do: 'tis
>the girl he refuses who whips him. Well, these penances are all
>exceedingly unpleasant: one would like to shit into his mouth;
>another have him lick up her spittle from the floor; a third is
>menstruating and would have him lick her cunt clean; the
>fourth hasn't washed her feet, will he kindly lick between her
>toes; the fifth has snot awaiting his tongue, etc.

Alright fuck off I'm not doing that!

>(This one is truly charming and has my infinite recommendation)

The answer is still no.

INSECT INSEMINATION

>    109. He rubs a naked girl with honey, then binds her to a
> column and releases upon her a swarm of large flies.

VOMITING

>    112. Makes her swallow a heavy dose of emetic, persuades
> her she has been poisoned, and frigs himself while watching
> her vomit.

BOILING:

> 123. When she has removed all her clothes, he casts her, as
> if by accident, into a vat of nearly boiling water and prevents
> her from climbing out until he has first discharged upon her
> body.
:(

The list really is endless. But it wouldn't be complete without GURO

> 100. He bleeds her from all four of her limbs and from her
>jugular vein too, and frigs himself while watching the five
>fountains of blood.

> 107. He removes a hand, sawing through the wrist.
>  108. While discharging, he batters in her front teeth with a
>hammer. He is very fond of sucking her mouth before
>proceeding to the major phase of his operation.

Truly a forerunner of Gurochan.

AAAAAAND WE'RE BACK WITH A VENGEANCE, BABY!
LONG LIVE KAGUYA!

mark my word when the oil in north dakota runs out in 20 years it will look like west virginia but worse. west virignia at least doesnt have the rez and is semi close to dmv. north dakota isnt close to anything it is literally in the middle of nowhere

>Skittles
>Fuego

Spicy Skittles WTF??

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

so that's how it is huh?
as soon as heyuri is back on you leave strange world?
i wish a thousand fatties to be hungry upon meeting you!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

can somebody tell me exactly what happened?

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

you have now arrived at the heyuri floor

thats amazing nyo

Heyuri was down for so long, I grew a third arm and a third leg!

I've been waiting 3 days to post this image!

So I've been working on a project to re-implement the VOCALOID1 engine.
I'm basing it on the description in Jordi Bonada's PhD thesis "Voice Processing and Synthesis by Performance Sampling and Spectral Models" and not the original papers as the former is more detailed, easier to follow, and also describes the VOCALOID2 engine.

After a lot of trouble with getting TWM f0 estimation to work, I've finally gotten to implementing MFPA. And amazingly, it seems to have worked first try.

Compare my results:
https://i.ibb.co/dsvgv0fd/Screen-Shot-2026-03-02-at-3-54-48-PM.png

To the results in the study:
https://i.ibb.co/C3fjdWVd/Screen-Shot-2026-03-02-at-3-55-09-PM.png

how many fingers am i holding up?

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

BANZAI!

HEYURI ALWAYZ WINS

party hard

ITS BACK ITS BACK HEYURIS BACK THANK YOU ADMINSAMA

posting chiyo on a revived board!

THREE CHEERS FOR KAGUNYA~

Welcome back.

tadaima

THREE MONTHS INTO 2026

Is there anyone who makes better anime sex dolls than Doll Hakoniwa?

Do you plan on living to your 40s?

I'm a male and I find large breasts very attractive, but they also intimidate me. Actually adult women do in general. I am also a lolicon. I wish I could only be a lolicon, but I still experience attraction to adult women despite not wanting to. Sometimes my lust for lolis fades and I just need some big tiddies. But I start to feel anxious when I think about them. And if I do manage to face my fears and finish, I will feel extremely depressed afterwards. But lolis make me feel so happy and calm after, even confident. I've always been awkward and socially anxious but after jerking off to loli I can look a man in the eye and give him a firm handshake without any fear. If I've been jerking off to tiddies I will look at the ground and fumble with my words.

I am at the point where if I cannot get off to loli, I think I should just remain celibate. Yes, I know what you're thinking, and you're right. My mother was abusive and unstable. I reckon it to be the reverse of an Oedipal complex then. Yes I have sought therapy but dropped out for various reasons which, in retrospect were kinda dumb. But then I tried to return to the therapy and my former therapist (an adult woman no less), I feel, betrayed my trust and now I don't know what to do. I'm worse than ever.

I don't know why I'm posting this here. Just wanted to get it off my chest, no pun intended. I guess it would be nice if an adult woman were to sympathize with me. But I also might just be laughed at so I don't even know if I will ever look at this thread again after posting. If you are male and have a similar complex, I would also like to hear from you, although again, not sure if I'll even come back. Thanks to anyone who did read this whole post though, and I apologize for its length.

She will strangle you in your sleep

ZOMG TEH MAINTENANCE

how do i tell this one guy at work that i like him.. (⌒_⌒;)