So many possibilities

I'M SHITTING PISS Σ(;ﾟДﾟ)

HꓤꓤꓤⱯⱯⱯⱯⱯⱯⱯⱯⱯⱯⱯⱯⱯⱯMꓵ

WHADDA FUCK IS THE CAT DOING IN THE SINK!!?

Why didn't they have anything like this when i was in school!?

CHECK THIS

MILF Monday

I just discovered this place, i am a n00b like me and i already love it

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punch'd!

it must be very tasty...

Sakaki is literally me

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yummy!

Round and round and round we go, where she stops, nobody knows!

I love fat bitches

bread crumbs and beaver spit

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wanna take a bath like this?

a spider bite (;´Д`) What should we do? i dont see an antidote near by

I hate when that happens.

how

slap!

Is /b/ into anime figures?

I got my first one awhile back.

Pic related Sagiri from Eromanga Sensei.

It's correct tho. just, fucking lame as hell. Sigh. What's the better alternative.

i took a photo every second of my life.

kuumaaaaaa--

DON! DON! DO-DON DO-DON!

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I... I don't remember that part of Yume Nikki...

Who's up for pancakes? Freshly pressed

Anyone want a bite?

ぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろ

Czechia is da best country in da world.

check this tegaki i maed, am i a artist nao?

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If i wanted to eat something through my ANUS and have it be digested then exerted back out, could i do it without dying? Say if i put a muffin up my ANUS i could use my ANUS muscles to push it up. but i could also use compressed air to push it all the way up through the digestive system. Someone try this! Someone who is willing to risk their life for teh greater good! What will this be used for? Think of the efficiency!

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What a cute pet you have

I had a hair cut and they took all mai hair! I want my hair back

what does an eye taste liek?

The Druze are a religious and ethnic group primarily found in Lebanon, Syria, and Israel, with a belief system that blends elements of Islam, Gnosticism, and other philosophies. They are known for their strong sense of community, loyalty to their homeland, and maintaining a secretive religious tradition open only to initiates. The Druze play significant roles in the political and military landscapes of the countries where they reside, especially in Lebanon and Israel

How do you feel about Jordan?

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pantsu dansu

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GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE

Zomg teh police!11!

whoops

My. Internet. Is. SO. FUCKING. SLOOOOOOOOW.

there is something distinct about korean ero art, it's neither ugly like western or holy like japanese art

A PERVERT QUIZ GAME!
For each correct answer I stip Konata further!
Exclusive Konata Gyate!

Question 1: difference between 花 and 華

Stake: her shoes

Rate my setup.

ara ara~

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I have consumed 500mg of dramamine. In this thread I will report my experience.

>>119519
>Ignore altaic languages
NEVAR!!
HUMANITY'S SALVATION WILL HAPPEN THROUGH THE ESTABLISHEMENT OF AN ALTAIC EMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Şehitler ölmez vatan bölünmez!!!!!!!!!!
백두산 기상을 다 안고 근로의 정신은 깃들어 진리로 뭉쳐진 억센 뜻 온 세계 앞서 나가리!!!!!!!!!!!!!
天皇陛下万歳!!!!!!!!!

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b0rz

delicious strawberry jam

This is how I play toehoe.

Como hoy es Viernes Social,
voy a hacer to' lo que pueda!
Por eso voy a beber,
to'a clase' ron y cerveza!
Buscaré una buena mami,
y gozaré hasta que amanezca!!!

Tomo guro edit thingy

Osaka is good but i prefer sakaki

test!

you suck at maeking tea ヽ(`Д´)ノ

hey guys how is going

Does anyone here speak Persian? I want to learn Tajik but my university only offers Farsi, how mutually intelligible are they? The internet says they're basically the same besides some loan words and the script but my friend who lived in Tajikistan until he was a teenager said that Tajik is closer to Uzbek than Farsi

What's your approach to naming characters in RPGs?
More specifically, do you...
-Come up with your own names?
or
-Choose the default option/look up the canon names?

WHICH ONE OF YOU FED HER MY NEKO?

やらないか?

ITT: underrated movies

new to this place whats this about

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DIRECT HITTO

that's a lot of school girls

sports FAIL

i want something else

Check out teh secret gaem folder

it is not very full yet since I have yet to populate it with tons of SWF files, mostly rummaging through /f/ to find games

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WAKARANAI

Your fortune: We don't know what happens next

Check out this girl I drew

SPANK IT!

main character

what the hell was that ??!

i would gain STR XP in my PENIS moar than anywhere

Please, Heyuri, name my band!!

where does this sword go?

I can't ever think of anything to post? What is going on?

Jollie papon, fais sa mis
tone et moi a c'est la vie
Sûr comme ete etelé
pacra oui a ça ville

post banger

Truly, a battle for teh ages... (´人｀)

What does the Heyurian think of this?

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ZOMG

I bought these long japanese tea bags to make iced tea on 1.5L water bottles but it's fucking awful. Maybe it has gone bad? Can tea even go bad...? There's no way nips actually enjoy this stuff, I'd rather drink a korean man's piss

Sluts - not even once.

timotei or ur gei

how often PENIS escape white glue?

why does my ass crack get wet when fappan? is it boylube

YOUR TAIL COMES OUT OF BUTTH0LE!?

I bought them from the pet store, what should i do with them now?

push her off the edge into the sea

I used to love these noodles, but I can't eat them anymore because they're so hot. (;´Д`) I think it's because I'm now on a medication that blocks my endorphins. (´ー`)

Will I ever regain my ability to eat them?

Your fortune: You just lost the game

What is /b/'s favorite book?

what other boards do heyurizen frequent?

i liekd lainchan but nowadays retarded mods warn for anything. it annoys me to the bone

(USER WAS FOR THIS POST, You should always elaborate on your opinions rather than just spilling the soykaf.)

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is the oppai loli truly the best of both worlds?

Physiques of heyuri

Dear heyurizens, I just had an amazing idea that is sure to provide me with plenty of entertainment and lulz. It's not a groundbreaking idea, basically, I'm thinking of setting up a keylogger in one my college's computers. I will configure the computer so that the spyware program starts automatically. It will proceed to log every pressed key to a file, that I will be periodically saving and emptying. To be able to access the internet inside campus grounds, every student is required to type their academic code and password, this happens on the web browser. That means, for every infected computer, I am guaranteed to get the credentials of every student that uses the machine. That's a lot of stuff, and there are also social media accounts. There is a messaging application within the school site that I can use to send obscene messages to every student in the whole campus, that's my main objective.
Now the question is, how can I get caught? My plan is to download the file off of catbox.moe, can they use this fact to pin me down? I imagine there are other ways this could go south, because keylogging is really not that difficult to do. Sending obscene messages and fucking with other student's accounts doesn't seem like much of a big deal at first, but then you remember there are cases of teenagers being arrested for sending politically-incorrect stickers on messaging apps, and you bet that if I do end up hijacking some poor bastard's account, things'll be a lot worse than memes about the holocaust or whatever.

SEGA DOES WHAT NINTENDON'T.

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im in it

warez!!1!

2D with realistic-ness is so much cuter

A while back I asked Heyuri which game from my list I should play next and the first person chose Half-Life. I finished it tonight and it was pretty awesome. I never grew up playing many FPS games as a kid so playing a game like this where you have to actually be tactical and bullets actually HURT like a motherfucker, unlike in, say, Doom or Quake, was novel. The second half or so of the game really, really stuck out above the first. Surface Tension was a hell of a chapter and was what really got me hooked... partially because it was so hard and made me level up. And the final levels were gorgeous and maddening...

I will play the sequel before long, but I'm in the mood for something else first. Like last time, the first poster will choose my next game:
Hollow Knight (2017)
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (1998)
Fallout 3 (2008)
Super Mario Bros. (1985)
Shadow of the Colossus (2005)
Metal Gear Solid (1998)
Final Fantasy VII (1997)
Chrono Trigger (1995)
Silent Hill (1999)
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (1997)

Also let me know if it's annoying to keep throwing the choice back here when I beat something. If it's seen as spamming, I won't do it again.

steam steam lol
bring me 2 dozen krispy kream k thanks

sweat and blood went into this cakey!

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I didn't know you were hiding 2 pairs...

Hey, guys, what’s up? I know you don’t have anything to do, so I’ve got a fun idea. How about we launch a Fake News campaign about Diddy?

The plan is to invent crazy stories linking him with other celebrities. We can say that Obama is involved in his scandal or that Drake has some dark secrets related to him.

Just imagine the drama that’ll unfold on social media. People will believe it and start hunting for “evidence” like crazy. It’ll be epic!

Who’s in? What wild names can we throw into the mix? Let’s make this happen, anons!

sleep tight~

pencil drawings of people are very beautiful and i want one of myself but i am worried the artist will think i am egotistical for wanting this

dear heyurizen, how are you in this fine day?
are you aware of the mexico of moot? care to join?
you see, i ran for president as a joke but nobody else did so i kinda won by default with my 1 vote, unfortunately i am far from a dishonest politician and am trying to keep my promises to the mootxicans which include:
moar users (x10!!)
moar win
moar oc
less fail

thank you in advance,
Anonymous

where do i find internets?

e-everyone was posting on the private heyuri pedophile discord without inviting me???

how do I meditate? I want to rid my mind of unnecessary thoughts and rid my body of excess energy, I've been way too stressed lately. I'd appreciate book recommendations too

Your fortune: mah pen0z is bigger than uurz

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Which WaifuVision(tm) TV will you be buying?

IM GONNA EAT A CAT

fireworks

tran tran

someone is in need of a haircut

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want this robot?

japanese history is pathetic compared to chinese or even korean

If you were invited to the Epstein's Island, would you go?

Dude... What if they made... Like... An anime with an episode about time travel... But Like... Instead of just telling you that the characters had to live through the same event again and agian... They remade the same episode to make you TRULY FEEL what it would be like...???? woahhhh dude woooahahhhhhh.........................

Personally I think teh gays and teh faggots should live as I am one myself

i just installed anki like someone once recommended but i have no clue how to use it, i have 20 words available for now which i assume are easy things before i "unlock" harder words but what do these buttons do?
what's with the time above them? i pressed "again" first and a red "1" appeared next to the 20 which i assume means i didnt "learn" it or something
do i have to press "easy" if the word was easy to learn or something?

Skull. The international sign of death

I made this thing, it's like an imageboard but on a Google doc. I mostly made it so that me and my friends can post on it during school since most imageboard are blocked. I'm pretty proud of it! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Why does she look so mad?

After beginning to read Kaiji Part 3 and watching Akagi at the same time currently which are both heavily tied to the game of mahjong, I've come to ask my fellow heyurians whether any of us have experience in playing Mahjong and if you enjoyed it and/or still enjoy it to this day.
Or do any of us have other board/tabletop games we prefer to play?

Since we celebrate the BLACK SEPTEMBER day we might as well add this one to the list + Pearl Harbor Day TORA! TORA! TORA!
LOL LOL LOL LOL
LOL LOL LOL
LOL LOL LOL LOL

heyuri start new friend

P.S. everyone in this video is now DEAD
also its my birthday

This site really caught my attention, very good script by the way

What's wrong with my SSD? I just redownloaded this 3 days ago because of corruptions and it did it again. I backed it up on my HDD immediately after downloading and that copy is still good so I know it's the SSD. I've been seeing corruptions like this in all my anime and some music videos stored on this SSD lately. It's a 1TB M.2 Adata SSD that I just got 3 years ago and I've had other SSDs endure 6+ years of constant everyday NEET usage with no problems, what could be causing this?

oh noes... the nigger baby stabbed itself

I just jumped out of the apartment window and killed myself

Send virgin Mary porn

I brought zombie Steve Jobs back to life. What should I do with him?

are there any shotacons on heyuri or is this mostly lolicon territory (;´Д`)

Loli in Roblox!

GIVE ME A KOTATSU PLOX!!!

FALL UNDER MAI HYPNOSIS

What do you guys think about this banner I made?

Turkish twitter is trying to cancel Heyuri
https://x.com/Pamenarti/status/1842871487839048103

How to stop loving lolis? Any advice from those who succeed at it? I think it's ruining my life because women look so inferior compared to lolis…

Does anybody actually use the Compose key?

ready 4 combat

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They should invent a method of preparing the chicken's PENIS and it could be dubbed Chicken a'la PENIS.
Alternatively, McDonalds could release a chicken nugget shaped in a phallic formation and name it the Chicken McPENIS (prototype pictured here)
Anyways what do you guys think of my ideas and what other cool food ideas do you have?

I got admitted to a degree program with Ritsumeikan University

This would've been my dream in middle school but I'm not even into anime anymore

Either way, I have to learn Japanese (after swearing myself after my last study abroad i would never learn another language )

Have any of you been to Kyoto? I've heard its really nice, but then again people have a tendency to exaggerate anything related to Japan

any fans of the newer idol group Cutie Street?
maybe 3D is not so popular here, but they've been showing up on my feed a lot and they are winning me over. ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

they have videos of some of their lives on youtube and i appreciate how "real"/amateur they feel. i don't know how to phrase that in a way that doesn't sound bad, i mean it in a good way! their performances are very cute and they look like they're having a lot of fun!!

so ... かわいいだけじゃだめですか?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsSuwHAy3Jg

I haxx0red my own interwebs so it's faster.

Take a seat

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WARM mansion to learn to live in

SMASH AND GRAB.

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how did you get in there!?

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ITT Post Showa era nostalgia.

Pic related looks comfy.

Dude, what'd you put in my drink?

just dropping in
Why is the site on drugs....

im growing a potted cirno

tesuto~

Do you like Sukeban girls /b/?

This is one of the greatest TV shows of all time but it has a shit ending tbh.

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Which do you prefer /b/ flat chest or boobs?

Which version is better /b/?

I wanted to reply to this thread >>117426 but I needed to make a new one because it's already marked as old and won't bump up if I reply. Given the massive page expansion of /b/, I wish the 'one week till auto sage' rule was either lifted or made to two weeks at least.

>>117821
>Paint in Vista is basically the same one used since Win2k
>7 onward Paint is basically a completely different program.
I guess that explains some of the issues I have been having with it.

>And uses the old file selector.
It's awful, as I said it never remembers the folder I last saved to, or remembers to keep the png format I always have to scroll to it and select it, jpg is default.

>Also, turn off indexing on the drive to make search not suck. I have to do this even on 7/8/10. It's slower, but it actually finds things.
I'd like to know why it finds things on external HDs fine but for some reason cannot find anything locally with the HD that is in the machine. I don't recall having to turn off indexing using 7 or 10 so stuff works properly...is it on by default? With 7 and 10 things would easily be found locally, but I am having major issues with Vista.

Regarding what you said about Paint, does the same also go for Notepad? Like on Vista, is it the same old program carried over from previous versions of Windows with little changes? I noticed the formatting looks a bit odd in many Windows 7 made Notepad txt files, when opening them on this Vista machine. If I copy and paste things to say an image board to post, the formatting (for example say a paragraph of words) its all sorts of fucked up with various line breaks fucking up sentences. What's up with that?

pi gas

MY HEAD HURTS FROM COLORS

hand apear to change be colours too, see? plz fix ===3#4$

AH-HA! I am immune to your wacky color changing antics!

kunoichi ninpou!