I'VE GOT A MINI-WAITRESS AND IF YOU DONT MEET MY DEMANDS I WILL USE HER ヽ(`Д´)ノ

I had a power outage all day. What have I missed?

DAYTONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

all of you win a free puchiko nyu~

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hai, i made you a present!

you must pat this neko

Your fortune: Godly luck

==Dad it tickles!==

anyone have a 'garbage of an egg'?

o-oh~

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/jp/ Ranfag killed himself exactly 2 years ago

draw your waifu with teh tegaki

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VOCALOID NATURAL

english

is this how teh genesis werks?

minasan! lets maek a christmas chorale one bit at tiem!

~It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like kurisumasu~

feeling horny, what should I fap to?

maths is kowai

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how many of you are homosexuals

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kanaria using heyuri

Your fortune: Average luck

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Post videos that smell like Christmas

is this a boletus?

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usually i hate namefags, but you're alright. post
that is all

I wonder what it's like to be a lolicon in the DPRK?

The NK lolis seem very smart and mature for their age unlike the modern American trash.

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desktop thread????

why heyuri is now colored like youtube

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Why are his arms orange?

Heyuri, please teach me the TRUE Japanese culture (´人｀)

Well?

Your fortune: Dark times are to come

I slept for 16 hours. My body is clearly trying to hibernate because of the cold and society is evil for making me wake up.

otaku know what's up
this shit comes clean

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mankopan

Natto! Natto! Natto! Natto! NATTO!! NATTO!! NATTO!!

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A.T fieldo

I got new friends!

sharing is caring!!!!

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/b/, whither the party doth reside

Nipah

goosebumps

While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Pokemon: Yellow Version - Special Pikachu Edition

So, how did you spend the weekend?

i want to squeeze her squishy boobies (´￢`)

( ´ω`) (・∀・)

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What are Sanae's ten desires?

kururu presents todays weather forcast...

Oops, she tripped over!

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Which Disney princess would you fuck?

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I just shit my pants. ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

TO ALL THE NEETs OF Heyuri.net, I RAISE YOU A CHALLENGE

The challenge:
1. Ensure that you are using WINDOWS 11 (auto FAIL if you aren't! )
2. Try the following shortcut: Win+Ctrl+Alt+Shift+L
3. CONGRATS! U R WINNER!

I beat Ocarina of Time on the recommendation of someone here. This is the only Zelda game I've completed all the way through and for the most part I liked it. Some of the movement felt kind of clunky, but that was mostly limited to moving around. The boss fights were all surprisingly fun even when they weren't very difficult. Saria is cute and I wanted to give her a kiss! Never got sick of seeing her run up and wave in that opening scene.

What game should I play next? First reply decides:
Half-Life 2 (2004)
Hollow Knight (2017)
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty (2001)
Shadow of the Colossus (2005)
Final Fantasy VII (1997)
Silent Hill (1999)
Bayonetta (2010)
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl (2007)
Catherine (2011)
Arcanum: Of Steamworks and Magick Obscura (2001)

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Let's write gangsta rap lyrics one word at a time, I'll start.

My

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Do you have any get togethers for you holidays?

would you eat living takoyaki?

Your fortune: Average luck

want to play Cave Story on Christmas theme but have to wait until the 24th
mods brain ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌

(no u!)

(LOL B&)

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Your fortune: You have aids

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so this is the spiral power?

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Your fortune: Good luck

I notice posting rate slows to a crawl on friday night
you couldn't possibly...have a normal social life? hmmmmmm

Never ever, it seems

do-do do-do do-do do-do do-DO
( ´ω`)

Your fortune: mah pen0z is bigger than uurz

CONFISCATED
KONATATRABAND

Your fortune: We don't know what happens next

they've got a mind of their own

fire out of teh ANUS!

mom made uzumaki pan
eating some with my chicke noodoｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!

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spot kanaria

Happy Saint Nick's Day, Heyuri!!! You got any gifts yet?

they are so cute

A watched pot never boils, silly girl.

Your fortune: Good luck

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Duckholding!

teh ring

little shit ate all teh chocolate ヽ(`Д´)ノ

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When it all ended, I met a familiar person on the fields at night.

She kicked me, of course.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sgQOBJrPnI

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So, Letty for winter, Aki sisters for autumn, Lily (and other fairies) for spring... which 2hu represents summer, then?

fill in teh blank - what did she draw?

Good news everyone!

Your fortune: Your harem is only just begining

watch out, she's got a ladel!

give fumo burgar. ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Your fortune: Very bad luck

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What does Heyuri like to drink?

this brazilian candy is called NIGGER TITS

While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Super Mario Land

have you been a good little heyurizen or have you been naughty?

Your fortune: Good luck

ENTER TEH MATRIX

KAGUYAAAAAAAAAA

WHEN IS OUR DATEEE???

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IIIIIII HAAATE HA-
HAAAATE
YEEEEEESS
III HA-HA
I HAAATE
HAAAATE
YOOOU
IIIIIIIII HAAAAAAAATE YOOUUUUUUUUU....
YEEEEEESS
IIII HAAATEE YOU
IIIII HAAAAAAAAATE YOUUUUU

Post things you've archived that you think others should archive too

FUK U!

Your fortune: Tomo will strangle you in your sleep

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What's your opinion on Courtney Love?

ey nerd I heard you like anime

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TEH TRAIN IS COMING, SAVE HER FROM TEH TRACKS!! (;ﾟДﾟ)

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What's your excuse for not being the swolest loli in tha hood?

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Oh yeah?!?! Well how about you B& THIS!

(OK)

Konata　→　こなた　→　此方
Kanata　→　かなた　→　彼方

彼 and 此 are essentially opposites.

彼方 (Kanata) is traditionally the world where buddha lives, far away, the word is used as 'horizon' and all the world that is beyond it - that side and that place.

此方 (Konata) is traditionally the world where sentient beings that crave and desire live, meaning the opposite of 'horizon' and whatever lies beyond it - this side and this place.

Kanata is the mother of Konata.
Kanata is said to have died when Konata was little.
The name suggests that her father chose it not accidentally.

I think that Kanata died during Konata's birth, so her father chose the name relating Konata.
They are two opposites so there is nothing in between, suggesting he wished for Konata to be his only child if such was the fate.

Her mother left the world, but Konata is in this world.

Am I wrong?

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Where do I get such amazing technology?

Your fortune: Tomo will strangle you in your sleep

This place is full of creeps, I'm outta here!

Your fortune: Your harem is only just begining

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Japanese dog jumping through five hoops!

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Autumn is ending, how are you going to spend the last moments of this season?

Check out this animation i found on Youtube

Top notch stuff

pong ヽ(´∇`)ノ

I'm rlly guud at DDR, u guise.

ₚᵢᵢᵢᵢᵢᵢᵢᵢᵢᵢ....

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post you're monitor

sup heyuri. originally wasn't about to post about us again but we have changed A LOT in the last month so might as well?

I own a imageboard over at Rotting Angels of the Omnipotent Eye. It has a similar 2000s imageboard theme to Heyuri, with some neat additions to the traditional imageboard experience, like user icons. We are currently open for user icon submissions, because we need MUCH MUCH MOAR
https://www.rottingangels.org
cya there

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Your fortune: Dark times are to come

A true injustice of the world.

Your fortune: Tomo will strangle you in your sleep

towels are eroi ヽ(´∇`)ノ

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heyuri needs moar fortunes look i will get teh same fortune twice

Your fortune: Bad luck

i see this website in gikopoi and /sw/ and in the chat of /cgi/. Is like a japanese edgy forum?
https://0003000.neocities.org/

BOKU

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Your fortune: LOLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

So, uh... why are anime and japanese games (and wikis about said anime and games) always specifing height, weight and the blood type?

BANG ME!

Your fortune: You have cancer

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edible dolls

lol she ded (＾Д^)

Your fortune: You have aids

would you eat an egg cooked in a shota's liquid gold

rice is superior, fight me.

googly eyes

buying love for 480 円 (・∀・)

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Heyuri Suicide Hotline

LOL HE BLEW HIS NUTS OFF LOLLLLLLLLLL

Your fortune: Only time will tell

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https://hentairead.com/hentai/hitozuma/

wow this is super hawt ntr with bull pov

We should start our own VN club, which would be similar to a book club, but we would be discussing Visaul Novels

why isn’t ankomon more well-known? she’s pretty cool and cute

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i found a ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!

Japanese bird cooking spaghetti

Kitteh is spying on ur bawls.


Your fortune: Good luck

someone left teh doll in teh car

i cannto supiiku engurishu! (;´Д`)

where do you download software to make swf files? i saw a bunch of links to the internet archive, but all of them have been taken down

Your fortune: Good luck

steap 1. Geat moar server.
steap 2. usars make moar OC
steap 3. Moar OC= MOAR THREADS.
steap 4. MOAR THREADS= MOAR USARS
steap 5. MOAR USARS= money GET!
steap 6. Moar money= get more serves.
steap 7. [s8]REPEAT![/s8]

ill go first

so i pretty much like beers a lot & i like to have alot everyday most days, which is awesome caus they are like a lunch you can drink.. i like cheese, a little bread, green peas, bananas, fruit, butter , oatmeal, & congee but i havent had congee alot recently but i like it

fun fact: 2 seperate times in my life an ant appeared in my undies & bit me onna ,puccy

kaythxby my cute little piggies