LOL hamburger (´￢`)(´￢`)

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>>134287
oohhh yeeahh.. ヽ(´∇`)ノ

dats da stuff

I LIEK HAMBURGER

What the fuck did you just fucking say about my burgers, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at Hamburger University, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on McDonalds, and I have over 3 million confirmed hamburgers sold. I am trained in griddle warfare and I'm the top burger flipper in the entire US. You are nothing to me but just another customer. I will kick you the fuck out of my restaurant with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the drive thru speaker? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Wendy's associates across the USA and your license plate is being banned from every Wendy's store right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that makes sure you never eat at a Wendy's again in your life. You're fucking done, kid. I can be at any Wendy's, anytime, and I can make a Dave's Single in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in griddle combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Wendy's Corp and I will use it to its full extent to ban your miserable ass from Wendy's stores in every continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit Frosty all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>134306
Careful. Hamburgers can make you vary fat

>>134306
Super Size Me is such a load of bullshit that I have no idea why they still play this movie in American schools. ヽ(`Д´)ノ

>>134330
Who cares if it's fake? Boycotting McDonald's is all that matters

burgers nowadays are all too expensive, and the ones on the cheaper side taste like shit. the best thing to do these days is make them yourself.

my older brother makes the best burgers I've ever tasted, but he's never told me the recipe (´￢`)

>>134330
the fact that they play it in schools is insane...

>>134391
>burgers nowadays are all too expensive, and the ones on the cheaper side taste like shit. the best thing to do these days is make them yourself.
With MSG they can taste just leik fast food too.

Culver's makes a great fast food burger.

Do NOT talk about how tasty burgers are!! Do not post pictures of delicious burger!!

bagaa

>>134396
Yeah, that's deeply concerning Someone from the outside may even think this site is for burgerlovers

this is my first day on heyuri, I saw this thread on the overboard, is this type of thread appropriate to show for people on a diet???

>>134400
If you weren't such a fat fuck, you wouldn't need to be on a diet in the first place!

>>134400
It's not, but mods don't giev a fuck no more. /_ \

>>134400
burgers are good
if you're on a diet, don't buy fries and a drink with yours

>>134400
if you're on a diet get it protein style

hi I'd like to have mc loli pussy

>Boycotting McDonald's is all that matters
I boycott Mcdonald's by making my own burgers at home.

>>134444
post a pic

all I want is to try shaka shaka fries with salted plum and nori seaweed flavor. why good things only happen in japan

>>134463
step 1. order plum powder or something online
step 2 get some salt
step 3 buy some nori powder
step 4 go to macdonald and buy fries (its the same fries all over the world, jp macdonald even imports their potatos.)
step 5 put in bag, shake bag

ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

>>134464
I think I can get some plum powder but I'm not sure about nori powder. how does it taste like anyways ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌

Fuk u pizza is #1!

>>134463
heyurian travels to japan to eat a hamburger and fly back home

>>134468
nori is sea weed, it tastes like how the ocean smells, kind like a fishy poop smelle. if youre into that. ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

if you cant find powder just buy nori sheets which are like square dried seaweed, and put them in a blender or coffee grinder if you have one.

>>134443
Straight from the source