/j/, we should come together, and make our own fanfiction...

A HEYURI FANFICTION!

we need a hawt and detailed story about our mods and administrators, and maybe even just some common namefags. lets get writing, post ur ideas here

Both of my nipples point in the opposite direction. They dont face forward like i think most nipples do. Am i fucked?

People aren't sweating or barely sweating and the causes are the soaps,creams,rubs,swimming pools,hot tubs,etc,etc.The nerve and skin damage.Feeling hot,burning,throbbing,puffy,dizzy and sick.Itchy skin.The dry flaky skin.Rigid skin.Stuck with fingernail indentations.People aren't tanning.Monster scar faces.People are being balded by the shampoo,white hairs and grey hairs.The damage to our bodies is causing aging.People are dying and suicides.Blinding headaches,brain aneurysms and brain damage.People are being infected by the food and beverages and the poop and infection is stuck in the digestive tract and people smell snake venom.The beverages,injections,pills and foods are causing reproductive harm,impotence and sterility.Air bubbles in fluids in IV bags,tubes and syringes is being injected into people causing strokes and deaths.Dentists and surgeons are causing nerve damage,people are stuck with numb faces,chests and other body parts.The numbness bothers people as much as tooth pain.People are being euthanized at hospitals and hospices.Hospital devices radiation damage.Operating table and bed murders.Loud music in the cars backseat and ear drops are causing deafness.People are being poisoned,burned,infected,plugged,numbed,brain tumors,blinded,damaged,aged,crippled and balded by the shampoo,pills,gravity,working,stress,soaps,creams,rubs,people,viruses,bacteria,mouthwash,nasal cleaners,eyedrops,beverages and foods.Sniffing deaths.Pins,etc,etc in the food and beverages.

Is this polish serial killer attractive?

（　;´∀｀）つ can you?

How much do you spend on your hobbies? I think this year I spent more on them than food (at least I won't get FAT or diabetes )

Also, post anything cool you bought recently!

Spent my friday masturbating to AI erotic fiction again.

Once upon a time I was just minding my own business, when a rapist appeared and yelled "KITAA!! ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!! " and flashed his wiener
I was so scared I fell to my knees, in that moment he starting hitting me with his erect wiener going "Aaatatatatatata" like kenshiro (´･ω･` ) I was battered and bruised by the end of it.

Crying I ran home to my dad and told him all about it. but he said i was just being "dramatic" and didnt believe me, he said "stop lying or ill hit you with my willy too!" I pleaded for my life but he laughed and hit me on the forehead with his wiener too which made me cry, "This is what all guys do to naughty girls who tell lies!! muahaha" he said, and I cried more and ran to my mom.

I said "Mom help me i was raped by a stranger and dad too, all men are terrible and they only want to rape me",
she said "You come to me bragging about it!? you fucking bitch!!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ"

I have large breasts and just wanted to complain about it.
I guess large breasts run in my family, my sister is a cup size below me (lucky whore), my mother is smaller, but my granma had the most enormous hangers you have ever seen.
When I wear a t-shirt that is anything less than very baggy I have been feeling self conscious, and have at times felt the urge to cover my breasts with my arms even though I'm wearing a shirt. Wearing a well structured bra makes me feel a bit better, but also worse since it just makes them look bigger, and all of my bras are uncomfortable.

I am constantly aware of them, even when alone I can feel their weight and it makes me feel self conscious.

Please don't be mean to me, I need advice on how to be at peace with these fat fucking things :(

When guys with big wieners sit to poop their wiener falls into the water, their wieners are dipped in toilet water daily.

this question is strictly for females who have had sex, im a female myself. when i look at porn or hentai or anything like that where they have sex..it just..doesnt look like it feels good at all to me…it doesnt look painful but it also doesnt look pleasant. i can only imagine it feeling good for the guy. i feel like this is sort of a dumb question, but i genuinely want to know(´～`)

how do we convince men to wear these?

I am have many boyfriend
what is your escuse?

Grrrr!!! i hate them!! rrrr!!!

Gals, there is a certain Heyuri boy that I have a crush on!!! But I'm to embarrassed to talk to him... It's been like this for over a year now (>_<)

To the asocial virgin boy who may be reading this very thread: know that there is an attractive young virgin otaku Heyurian girl out there obsessively stalking all posts you make on Heyuri!

What kinds of internet videos do you usually watch? I like watching "Northernlion" and "The Librarian" on youtube.

Heeeeelp

I've been thinking of making a huge change in my "vibe" or whatever it is. I don't know, its like I'm hqving an eternal "Wow I gotta rebrand my life", i am not sure what to do though, and I'm not sure why I want to do it either, I think a good first step is to do something about my people pleasing (pleasing LOL!!) tendencies. Or dye my hair if I want the fast way, what are some ways I can change? I honestly don't have any specific new image in mind.

When was the last time someone genuinely apologized to you about something they did to you?
Most people are so focused on themselves they dont care in the slightest if they hurt you.
You could explain why they've wronged you until you are too tired to speak and they will act as if you are the one at fault. The desire to apologize to someone requires having felt remorse for your actions, if theres no remorse, youre not going to get it from them.
Its mental illness to expect people to feel bad for wronging you, so its mental illness to feel remorse for wronging others, Why do you care about hurting others feelings when they never think about you or care? Is it not mental illness to continue to expect you to be treated with empathy when it consistently doesn't happen?

If you think about how your actions effect other people you are an outlier and expecting reciprocity is delusional because no one is going to give it

. . .

These are so lame. Least erotic underwear

Lets settle this:

Would you kiss a frog it you had a 1 in 100,000,000 chance it turns into your true love?

Its better odds than winning the lottery. Higher odds than getting struck by lightning.

I'm in despair, the future seems so bleak right now.
Dating is boring, Anime/manga is boring, videogames too.
I cant even find escapism in other places/cultures, since they're turning into the same gay / boring mess.

Anime boys are attractive, and theres lots of male vtubers with sexy ASMR voices
But why do male vtubers flop so hard? All the ones ive seen get 1/4 the viewership. Seems like they struggle hard despite there being a lot of fujoshi looking for para-social relationships with handsom anime guys.

Whats not to like about bishounen live streamers?

For me, i am just not very much a vtuber watcher.

I wish attractive youthful bishounen type guys were real. In any other context I'm a lesbian but this type of image makes me wish I could find a guy I could roleplay with as me stalking and killing him. Of course only ugly gangly men are into that irl

When i was a kid me and my sister (oneechan) were showering together after a swim and we ended up hugging / cuddling which wasnt too uncommon, until my mom comes in the bathroom, super mad at us, she thought we were having lesbian sex... for some reason she was more mad at ME than my oneechan who was 2 years older!... Since then i had baths and showers alone

Do you have fun, strange, interesting bath/shower stories?

title

Leg muscles of a sumo wrestler.

Do you wish to grow up one day? To one day wake up and be a normie with social skills and 0 interest in anime? Would you rather have "ordinary happiness" or the vague contentedness you get from indulging in a hobby that alienates you from most of society? Do you really think giving up your dream of finding a cute girl who'd be willing to roleplay as your maid doll, or whatever your fantasy is over marrying a hetero man with no inner world will make you happy? What would you pick

frozen peas are candy that's good for you.

H-Hi, do any of you girls here have any cosplay pic of yourselves? Just asking for science or something and I'm totally not erect

does your mom ever complain about you not finding a boyfriend or getting married? feels very annoying, especially when they insist on you having kids (´･ω･`)

My guy friend is good looking, gets invited to parties all the time, has a bunch of female friends and frequently gets hit on by both girls AND boys
He acted completely normal before, then he watched literally ONE anime and is now larping being a retarded asocial otaku

Why? Why do normies love pretending theyre losers? I dont get whats so apparently cool about being one, i would kill to have the social life that he has. Do they want to feel different from other normies???

i've been severely addicted to the internet for many years, and it's at its worst once again. it is my only form of emotional regulation that i feel comfortable with, and i become extremely anxious and jittery when i don't have access to it. social situations outside of the internet don't feel real sometimes, i feel like i'm not fully there. i wake up every day feeling sick. i've become very sick. i don't know if i can ever change my ways.

i like yaoi but i also believe cross sex relations are unethical and should be banned
is this a tolerable belief on /j/?

wore bra today

UTI...

And you too, my son?

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

You have heyuri.net/j/ bookmarked so you dont forget about ur favorite board, right?

What are your thoughts on fishing? I miss fishing w/ my daddy... tbh （ ´_ゝ`）

You should be allowed to give your big brotehr kiss on the lips if u like him

are you going to watch toy story 5 when it comes out? or frozen 3?

Are you going swimming this summer?

I dont really see how Im going to be functional, my dad molested me on the daily as a child and my mom still yells at me everyday as an adult and throws conspiracy theories at me, I feel emotionally raped, I know this is really the only chance at life I have and I should try to do something with it but I don't see how, I don't know if I'm being retarded about it

i wet the bed

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

A lot of people were raging about this pairing but i think this is romantic as heck and im tired of pretending its not.

As soon as I respond to this girl over text she immediately starts sending multiple messages in a row telling me all the details of her day. She's my best friend but she's shizo/bipolar so if I don't respond she will sometimes take it the wrong way and need to be reassured that I don't hate her. How do I get her to stop text-bombing me?

BPD is ruining my life but I have no idea how to control it （ ´,_ゝ`）at least i had fun jerking off with random men online making NTR roleplays and threatening random girls with suicide before I developed real feelings and it all went to shit

I can't take it anymore! I want a woman to hold me, I want her to hold my hand and rub her face against mine, I want to kiss a woman, I want to cheat and I want her to not care, I want her to see how hurt I am inside! I want us to finger each other to old fat anime men! I hate my life!!

How do I stop cutting myself? I tried remembering that it makes me look like an attention seeking whore but it did not work

Do you like fashion? What is your style like? Any clothes you want or just got and are excited about? Post outfits, clothes, makeup, anything fashion

Reply with fictional characters u wish were real. I liek X, I want him to do things to me

Reason does not have to relate to teh sex, can just be characters you’d wanna be friends with too.

how do i get rid of period cramps? i've become immune to all painkillers, i might kms if they dont stop (;´Д`)

its golden week already?

wut am i supposed to do

My retarded ass mom wants me to do stuff for her even if its at the same time I go to my job or if im sick, is it okay because shes family and I'm overreacting or should this demon die?

I luv guro and scat and piss but I dont know how to express it online or irl without feeling alienated and as a woman its hard to find places for these things thats not female posers or men that just want to jerk off, its hard

Day 2 of my fast.
I woke up this morning with such a bizarre headache.

teh way she acts with fern just makes me so wet, shes liek a mommy but with teh appearence of a young girl and everytime i imagine her dominating me with her magic and looking all cute while beating me up and forcing me to do disgusting stuff its just driving me crazy

where all da NEET bitches at?

i've become extremely retarded in the past few months. i'm still obsessing over my ex boyfriend whose favorite pastime was pressuring me for sex and cheating on me with my best friend. i stalk his social media and get super giddy seeing new photos of him posted by his friends. if only he would have a change of heart and love me again. i think there's something wrong with me, maybe it's my lack of self respect. is anyone else on here the same way?

"Laser nipple whitening is a non-invasive cosmetic treatment that employs a specialized laser to lighten the pigmentation of the nipples and areolas, restoring a more youthful and attractive appearance to these intimate areas. The q-Switch Nd:YAG laser is an effective laser treatment used to target the specific treatment area with powerful light energy, which is absorbed by the dark pigments in the skin, causing them to break down into smaller particles. These particles are then naturally eliminated by the body's immune system, leading to a gradual lightening of the nipples. The laser is designed to penetrate deeply without causing any harm, stimulating collagen production to promote the natural repair of the skin."
wonderful (´ ･ ω･`)

I just finished masturbating to goblin sex hentai and I'd like some advice to accept the fact that I've lost all chance to be a normie

Fu~cking~ fags hate me because Im a beautiful queen who just happens to get mad and irrirated easily and my internet slaves, fucking lame!! I want to get a 30 year old wife with big tits who will not care about my tantrums and worships me and my beautiful flat chest and go live with her in a farm away from lame faggy modern society!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

what herbal teas does /j/ like

only way i know how to make friends is by friendzoning my suitors

do yinz like homestukc? <|:3c

what would you have done if you were mao's first wife?

does jane birkin post on /j/?

Finally getting a pair of these.
pls congratulate me.

do you liek sweet things? I like cinnamon sugar pretzels and chocolate cakes!

I'm fweaking zoooted off the opriates

Have you ever met a lolicon (male) in person?

i kno im pretty
but do NOT touch me

I don't need to buy books, because the bookshop is already the best reading enviroment for me! I don't mind standing up, and a lot of them even have sofas and cafes attached. If I actually bought the book, it would just collect dust at home.

huhu~ I spent my night prompting AI, masturbating and drinking.
but ill have to go to work tomorow and pretend to be normal

This was brought up the other day in chat and it was a fun conversation. Whats your hair like? Do you do anything to it? Thinking about a cut?

I have short hair with bangs that its kinda spiky on the sides, just recently dyed a dark red. Its sort of a mix between Hitomi from juon the grudge and Nana Osaki. I was my hair maybe once every 2 weeks and most days i style it with a straightener and salt spray and sometimes with gel and hair spray too. its a lot of work but beauty is pain

So usually when I masturbate it's to those jp anime girl asmrs on internet archive (;´Д`)

It makes me feel like a degen guy sorta so I pretend in my head like I'm a guy masturbating because it makes me feel less guilty,,

I mean I'm not transmasc or butch or a top or anything but I'm wondering if anyone else does this ┑(￣Д ￣)┍

consider the tyranny of the heater and the plug socket.

cookie run kingdom...

who's your favourite ouran boy? i like honey-senpai. in the end, you can't beat the shota archetype. i want to become his big sister and make him do weird things to usa-chan

is there any female lolicons? ive only met a few nonetheless if there you are one (・∀・) whos your wife?

Whenever someone shows me a video on your phone or on their pc, i get this feeling like im trapped and i have to pretend to enjoy whatever it is, and i dont know how to escape.

Its international women's day or something.

happy holiday

does anyone have any advice on weight loss, ive been working out specifically cardio yet i havent seen any progress maybe its what im eating? or lack of either way i think its cuz i have a slow metabolism is there anything that'll help my metabolism go faster?(;´Д`)

i hate seeing this creature on the internet and on the ads i see in front of stores

Are you open about your interests?

Dehehehe

yaoi hands (・∀・)

oyasumi

My new fragrance

Are there any actual females in this board or is it just doods role playing as girls?

We're back !

It makes me feel bad that older women get so "jealous" of young girls.
When I was a loli, some adults(all of whom were women) were just rude to me for no reason, and it was so confusing, it wasnt until i got older myself that i realized many women have an anger toward young girls that i dont see with men and boys.

I heard many explanations, mostly from men online, so, thats unreliable.
I heard birth control can make you insensitive to children, I dont know if that has anything to do with it. I'm personally not on the pill.

I love kids, i dont see them as 'competition', or feel any irrational hate. Maybe its because i'm just comfortable with being old, im not delusional about it.

It makes me sad to think so many girls (including me) go through their youth with the older women in their lives being b*tches for no reason. Life is just cruel like that i guess.

I almost peed myself in a public area

have you ever tried to suck your own manko

I was gonna title it something like "haven't been on heuri in a while, I've missed you guys!", but found this pic while trying to decide what pic to attach and was posessed with Jiji's silly energy LOL

Anyway, I only ever posted as Anonymous before, but I got scared off the site for a bit. Saw something weird, but as I was asking le compoter about how 4chan works (I was under the impression it was some kind of illegal site tbh), I was reminded of heyuri. And if its not actually illegal to go on 4chan then I'm guessing its not illegal to go on here, even when sometimes the posts are weird?? Idk lol

I've been thinking of being online more to socialize more. I miss being in cringy fandom spaces...!! (´;Д;`)

I finally got caught up on the Dan Da Dan anime yesterday, not sure what to watch next... ah, I also watched a little of Re: Cutie Honey with my friend, that show is so zany LOL! Kinda reminded me of the bits and pieces I've seen of Panty & Stocking, but more oldschool.

I also recently found a world on VRChat that emulates the world from Sword Art Online!! I never watched the og show tbh but I enjoyed the abridged series a few years back LOL. Anyway, its cool because most VRChat worlds are like... basically just big fancy set pieces with nothing to do, but a guy sent me on a quest to get some herbs for his injured knee! And then I decided to fight a bee, nearly died, and couldn't figure out how to drink a potion LMFAO it was great. Every failed attempt tp drink the potion just reminded me of the girl (Asuka? I think?) not being able to figure out how to eat in SAO Abridged LMFAO

/j/ gaming headset

please help how do i ask a girl i like out

piggies

the epstein leaks have made it even more impossible than ever before to be the Friendly Neighborhood Pedophile Lady Who Everyone Knows Will Never Hurt A Fly. there used to be glimmers of hope, dawg. my friend, a father, would make Lewis Carroll jokes at my expense. doom and despair -_-

Guy never replied to my text about the lunch date we planned.

what the frick

Happy Valentines day, /j/.

Even if u dont have a bf, ur still loved by ur fellow /j/oshis

does anyone also masturbate on their period and then when they finish you suck the blood that's stained on your fingers?

I'm posting on Heyuri's /j/

i dont want to be gay..but i think i like girls..i like guys too but i also like girls maybe?
two years ago i fell in love with a girl and i still think about her to this day.
i wish a tall woman would hug me and keep me safe

do you think you look fat?

Would you be put into cold sleep, for an unknown period of time, if it meant finding your true love eventually?

you might be frozen for 100 years, or 2000 years...

men only want one thing and it's fucking adorable

Have you ever recorded a dance for tiktok?

When I was little my hair was light brown, now its dark brown. Whats the deal with that?

seriously, this board is so slow!! where is everyone?? i shouldn't be able to see so many of my own posts at once

do you miss wearing your school uniform?

after i orgasm i sniff my panties and pretend its a cute loli's pantsu

Whats the appeal of male idols? Maybe I am too old to understand, but they don't do it for me, I don't feel moe from them. （ ´_ゝ`）

Do you prefer games or anime? I feel like I generally prefer games, yet somehow I don't think of myself as a big gamer?

I think when I play games, I'm totally immersed in that world, and not really thinking of it like "content", but when I'm watching anime, I get attached to the characters instead. Somehow being able to date a character in a game can't compare to getting attached to them in anime, but I think I spend more time on games than anime.

Then again, maybe me not getting attached to game characters is because I'm more likely to ship a character than want to date them myself lol

why couldn’t i born with a big chest or butt?
thats all guys care about..

Is there anyway i can stop being insecure?
I feel like im constantly sad because i hate myself so much, and i just want to be happy and not hate myself

I want to share an umbrella with a guy and smell his smell.

forzen...ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

soudane

help! does anyone know how to shave pubes without getting those weird itchy bumps? I'm gonna get fingered soon so pls help asap

The plush I ordered has finally arrived!

I saw this and thought of /j/

i got 50 chapters into a really sweet BL only to find out racist koreans convinced the author to stop working on it

ATTENTION ATTENTION!!!

everynyan look at my usahana( ´ω`)

i hope one day ill get married, and we’ll have a pet cat or 10 together

Do you have a food you eat whenever you feel sad ? I like ordering fried rice and mixing in cheese while it's hot, so that it starts melting.

im currently almost 19, and ever since i was 14 I've wanted smaller tits, maybe im just too influenced by anime, but I even tried some exercises for it once, forgot which ones but i don't think it worked, i have no idea what cup size i am since i always wore sport bras and they may be too big or too small but i wear them anyway, i think i may be an a cup or b cup though, but i want to be even flatter, I find girls with smaller chests attractive, and to be clear i dont want to look like a loli or anything as i actively wear tighter stuff to accentuate my butt and i don't want my body to be childlike, im thin so i can't lose more weight for it and in high school my classmates called me flat, i think everyone else perceives me as flat already and im just delusional

I found my fragrance for 2026

how do you joshis feel about magic, do you believe or practice? tarot or astrology? have you seen a ghost even maybe

i have to wait for them to grow out i guess…(´～`)

any shotacons here?ヽ(ﾟρﾟ)ノ

I just learned the reason why girls cant use boy toilets is because if you touch one of their toilets you could get pregnant. there are sperms all over the walls and door handles and toilet seats and my cousin told me that they never clean boy bathrooms so all the sperms just live there foreber

Do you have a special guy in your life?

not necessarily a romantic person but someone you look up to or care about? Or is special to you?

My best friend is male and i think about him every day.

Did you have a good christmas?

Do you ever think about what you really care about? Not what people around you expect you to want, but what you yourself consider the most important thing to you.

Sometimes I talk about this with my friend, about how a lot of humans (men, women and children) expect other humans to act and behave in a certain way, and will relentlessly mock and tear them down (verbally, sometimes violently) if they do not conform to their mental model. Easy examples I can think of are how women are expected to marry and have children, men are expected to behave "in ways that attract women", and how individuals are expected to act in the interest of the many over the few. I can understand the reasons why this is so prevalent everywhere, but it still saddens me that this is the state of everything.

In my case, I like looking pretty and girly (note there is a slight distinction between pretty and sexy, and girly and womanly). I have seen people get told off for "acting childish/immature". Admittedly, I have not experienced being made fun of for wanting to look a certain way, but I would not be surprised if it has happened before. Especially with the idea of "aesthetics" and "-cores" being currently popular online, and how I have seen people change their behavior and interests just to "fit in" to certain subcultures.

This felt like a rant, but I just wanted to write things down. I have thought about whether I want to be enslaved to the thoughts and desires of the people who hate and want to destroy everything I hold dear, and even whether I actually want to live in the community they want to build. So far my answer has been "No", but I hope there never comes a time where that gets tested.

to be clear, im specifically talking about 3D females

If you KNEW that a man would take great care of you and love you for all of your days and fulfill all your needs, would you marry them?
Even if he lived very far away, and had to fly to meet you probably because you met on heyuri(for example), would you still do it?
He would probably have a lot of the same interests and hobbies you do and would like to cultivate them with you.
This hypothetical person wouldn't care about your lack of hygiene as he might have lived unhygienically too at one point.

Well, would you be interested in this hypothetical, totally fictional man? This is all just hypothetical, heh heh ( ´・ω・｀)...

Dear Santa Claus

ok soooo someone gifted me a rosetoy but it has a dildo with it.... my life is forever changed. who needs chad anyways buv

(Don't use /r9k/ lingo like "chad", "stacy", etc. on Heyuri plzkthx)

(i don't mean lolicon, but if any of you are, that's interesting too ( ´ω`))

have you guys ever masturbated at a public bathroom? i tried in middle school to do it in the classroom subtly but obviously it was too risky, but just last year I got too horny during class so I went to do it in the bathroom, then i felt something in me broke and felt more free than ever so i did it again on the same day but later, that was the last time I did it in school but so far I've done it 3-4 times at work, i try to do it during lunch breaks while my boss is away since I don't have many coworkers or anything around, i usually look at sexy stuffs like doujins while pretending to answer important texts then finish the work in the bathroom, i think coming back to my coworkers while still shaking a bit feels kinda erotic

what kind of makeup do you /j/oshis like to do? ive been trying recently to learn jirai and byojaku makeup but the puffy undereye thing is so tough (,,>﹏<,,)

what is you guy's current body hair status? i dont really shave my pubes ever because i dont like the way my manko looks, but i shaved my armpits recently (i rarely do it) and its too itchy and i didnt like it, besides, i like the way the hair looks. what about you guys?

i was looking at escorts because i was bored and i got flabbergasted when i saw how many languages this cute ladyboy knew

how to fix, help please.

Oyasumi...

Knights are so cool

I think this couple is really pretty
I wish we got more couples in anime as pretty as these two

SNS is driving me crazy and I feel like I can only feel grounded on places where I can be anonymous! No likes, no one can track me, no nothing!!!! (´人｀) If only heyuri was the only place to be! pic not related i just didn’t have any good pics for the thread

Since i was in 4th grade ive been extremely bad at taking care of myself, and it never mattered until recently, because now you can tell when my hairs greasy and unbrushed. i shower once or twice a week but even when i do shower i stand in the shower and dont actually clean myself.
In middle school, id only brush the outside of my hair, but the inside (like, the part by my neck) got so tangled id get big hidden dreads, i was thinking of doing this again because its easy, and just deal with the mess later.

I tooked off my socks before sleep in bed and when i woke up they they were by my face.

did yuo ever ship minecraft youtubers back in teh days?

thoughts on macrons wife?

Good Night.

why cant i find a guy who wants a real relationship anymore ? its been over a year since my toxic ex and i broke up, ive dated once since, and he just lovebombed me until he got what he wanted :c im so tired of even trying anymore

i love this record baby but i cant see straight anymore

Healthy guys have an average of four or more erections during sleep per night.
Frequent night-time erections shows high testosterone!
findings from my recent PENIS-research

i love tall girls

How am i supposed to make my crackers look as pretty as these crackers... ? Theyre so detailed and fancy

What kind of shoes are your favorite? I like the look of flats and mary janes (I have a pair like one in the picture! They're soft like crocs.)

Spent 4(four) hours masturbating to historical non-fiction (again)

According to this old faggot, each one of you unconsciously envies the male sexual apparatus and its great destructive power. Thoughts?
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Do you like Shoujo, or do you think it’s too rom-comy? I’ve been reading Chibi Vampire recently, the concept is badly explained (bc it makes no sense) but it’s still pretty funny I’ve also been wanting to read Shugo Chara, but haven’t gotten around to it..

Discuss the /j/-boardtan !

Dad got us a new game!

UPDATE: I have (mostly) finished the skirt! You would not believe how much of a pain in the butt it was to hem a semicircle. It's too small to fit in the sewing machine as well =(.

My thoughts:


Originally I started this project because I wanted a cool figure toy of a character (because nobody was selling one at the time), but last week I found out that the production company plans to release a figure by February next year. It's not the exact model as the one I have planned, and it's a static figure like a sega prize instead of a poseable
one like a figma.

I've already preordered one and some other merchandise coming next year! Hopefully I'll finish the full size dress by then =).

Does anyone have recommendations on how to solve the skirt issue?

Also was here for the first auto-sage thread on /j/! Truly a historic moment =D!

awawawaa

Hey Frillex! Drop the lace DJ!

Which is better? (・∀・)

anyone got any idea of what productive things i should do? was thinking of learning artificial languages, some cli software, helping add to wikis/contribute to FOSS translations, read more... im going through some tuff times rn, trying to find projects to motivate me, anyone wanna tell me to do smt so i feel obliged to do so?

I will never be a girl. My life is over. I am done.

Do you still have sleepover parties with your friends? I've been wanting to do one but I'm too embarassed to ask them

Have you ever been trapped in a conversation so bad you disassociate?
A co-worker was telling me about something some youtube psychic predicted and i felt like id never escape （ ´_ゝ`）

when I was around 10 me and my imouto would dry hump each other and get really touchy but it’s been around 5 years since it’s happened again and I miss doing things like that.. what should I do

are male underweat hawt?

ok so how exactly do u take care of ur hair? how many times a week do u wash it?
i have curly hair and everytime i wash it it turns out so ugly that i avoid washing it at all on weekdays...but i know its not ideal so i wanted some tips
ps: tho i dont wash it everyday i do wet it everyday to brush otherwise its a completely disaster (;´Д`)

Do babies come from cabbages or storks?

Smart Phone? Yeah I have one of those!
Sure Its got games... A lot of games, even the ones that arent out yet!
But i cant show you them right now... Cause, i need to charge it

Goodnight

Whats stopping u from having an boyfriend?

more yuri is needed
its called hey yuri, basically so why isnt there more?? (´～`)

it doesnt make sense

Is Leon S Kennedy the most handsome survival horror protagonist?

Would you call her itai?

Do you have a body pillow of your comfort character?

I hug mine whenever I go to sleep at night. It gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling when I cuddle up with it under my blankets, sort of like hugging a close friend.

Kyaaaaaa!!!!! Σ(ﾟдﾟ|||) Theres a bug in here!!! eeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

i have so much shows and anime to watch and so much manga to read...... i cant possible get it all in b4 summer ends.... its too much....

It’s the ( ´ω`) bug!