what songs would be on the Heyuri LP?

welcome to teh cornet factory ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

nobue KICK!

perfectly edible!

let's form a band, but instead of maeking music we just eat cakey~

chinchin!

I just wanna browse my favorite website

GUYS! THIS IS MY BEST CHALLENGE YET!
READY TO PARTY? OW YEAH IM READY TO PRATY
PLS SHARE WHAT YOUR TOGHOTS ON IT WAS. IT WORKED REALLLLY HARD ON IT SO YOU BETTER LOVE IT JK I LOVE YOU ALL FVERY MUCH!!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

take a loop up at teh sky, heyuri

octoperv

"Independent" and "underground" are compliments, and with the growing backlash towards currently mainstream culture more people are discovering that fact.
It's cyclical, though. The mainstream sets in, people get tired of it, counter culture arise, underground becomes mainstream and the cycle repeats

Hai, i can see your pen0r from here! Coz you left teh window open ( ´ω`)

a pair of shoes!?

Happy bunkasai Heyuri!

Ever dreamt of hearing the virtual idol singing the long forgotten balley?


WELL DREAM NO MOAR


O babies gather' round old Uncle Rastus
I wants to tell you something very strange

The color of the moon am gwine to change
And a coon is to blame...
The white trash will fool all those wot's easy
They think we are ignorant I presume

The eclipse tomorrow night will prove that I is right
There's a nigger on the moon.

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

You wake up one morning to find you have the body of a little girl. What do?

Since no one made on I did.
https://flockmod.com/r/bunkasai24

You don't need an account, only 3 layers to work with, no undo button and its easy to erase stuff that others have made which sux.
The other option is magama and requires an account but its pretty easy to just make a proton mail or something and sign up quick, i made one for that too if people wanna be more detailed and have more layers and stuff

https://magma.com/d/jrwvizaeeq

quick! Do something! Stop chiyo from crashing into teh tower!

alright we r looking through a telescope into teh depths of space... What will be out there? what will we find?

Hi Heyuri!

Let's try using a brush and attempt drawing something pleasing! Don't worry if you suck. I am a n00b! Don't worry about being a n00b! It is for fun and not a skill display

Give people calligraphy/drawing challenges and scold n00bs!
1 drawing posted by you = 1 license for a challenge!
Be mindful and don't give too time or skill demanding tasks plz!

Failure to respond to a licensed challenge = FAIL
Response to a licensed challenge = WINRAR

If you have no ink and no brush, a marker or a regular pen would work somewhat.
Use a single color, a single brush size and POST RESULTS!

My trashcan crashed. Does that make it a crashcan?

Your fortune: Your true waifu will reveal herself

Let's play hanged man

Heyuri themed

We have to bring Little Angels back! It's my favorite site! MY FAVORITE SITE!

Somebody saev them

Teeth and claws incoming.

Your fortune: You just lost the game

there is something hidden within this chocolate, but i will only reveal it if you solve some of my riddles...

I was here then I was not. Louder than a fan. Quieter than a ban. Color of the sun but only if you stirred me from my sleep. Hidden from sight.

it's still early in the day, we should do moar than being addicted to 2D internet gambling for teh day

special ice propulsion!

say hai!

fire teh manko lazer! (ﾟ血ﾟ#)

name teh amputated tenma

While you were wasting your Halloween trick or treating, I beat Deathsmiles.

suigintou what did you do to teh heyuri!?

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Your fortune: Bad luck

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Would you eat a gameboy?

Your fortune: Tomo will strangle you in your sleep

don't raep me (;´Д`)

2 is better than 1

When was teh last time you peed your pants?

want sum click?

halloween ovar, wat 2 do now?

It's that time of the month again Heyuri! Rember to say 'rabbit rabbit' as you wake up on the first day of a new month and you will be blessed with good luck!

You dropped j00r butth0le

November! Teh month of the year when you can listen to the song "november song" by emamouse!!
https://emamouse.bandcamp.com/track/02-november-song

Who wins and why?

VOTE! VOTE! VOTE!
https://cgi.heyuri.net/vote2/html/1730461623.html

2D girl on a 2D girl!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

forceful huggu (´∇`)

Have you seen a good 3DPD equivalent of these naked_bandage arts?

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

If anyone's interested this radio station is spinning Halloween themed 80s tracks today:
http://1980s.fm/modules.php?name=Queue_Played
Click "Listen Live!" or use this link:
http://hi5.1980s.fm/;/;.m3u

Also whoa, cool Halloween theme, a first for this place iirc.

good morning!

The Heyuri Historical Society must be eliminated. We don't have definitive proof the past actually happened

What are you all wearing for the heyuri halloween party?

It's almost November! What are your plans for Halloween?

now you know why

IT IS TIEM TO BUUUUUUUUUUUURN!!!

Zomg jack-o-lantern ona hole

chibi-human

I want to write a novel, then I want to draw the illustrations. Let's write the novel together

forwards!

I'm a complete idiot, a big idiot, and I lost him because of my own stupidity.by the way i drew this

Booo! Did i scare you?

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

It's already halloween in mai time zone i get it early

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

i've got your nose!

hello friends I have drawn my first loli since not having picked up a pencil in years. it's a bit rough around the edges but I am still proud of it. ive still got it i think!

anyway I'm now taking requests! is there anything you want me to draw?

fight! fight! fight! fight! (ﾟ血ﾟ#)

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Sukeban games just announced a new game (pic related)
No news on N1RV Ann-A, though

pure white paint

this nigga is devoted

i loev server-chan!

This is how I post on HEYURI!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

COME MY MINIONS~!

teh correct usage of a photocopier

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

lol internet

KRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

the american election is in less than a week, which president do you think will win the big presidency

Your fortune: LOLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

miruku

hello heyurizens
we forgot to arrange the next stream i think (rozen maiden Ouvertüre and/or Zurückspulen) so here i am making this post
so when? same time next week?

heyuri, i am stalking you. (ﾟー｀)

I TEAR MY HEART OPEN I SEW MYSELF SHUT
AND MY WEAKNESS IS THAT I CARE TOO MUCH
AND MY SCARS REMIND ME THAT THE PAST IS REAL
I TEAR MY HEART OPEN JUST TO FEEL

swiss role!

do u think Jenny would SS robotboy????

tissues tissues~

hands off mai little girls, ronald!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

for halloween i will be a mummy

jun, get me some food

FROGGED

neko mimi

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Konata pussy.

Wut are you looking at?

theres so many people here where did you guys come from?

Welcome, do you know why you are here?

hai!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

We're gonna need 2 cocks for this one

3D piggus, not even once.

Apparently this is what AI thinks an "Heyuri" looks like

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Anyone ever encounter being unable to use any math that is not +-/. It is also my first time coding alot for games...so this felt very new.
Seems psychological but I honestly do not buy anything non physiological.

What muzeek would go well with this FLASH??

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

would you donate to a shrine?

Teh rozen cabbage

This is my kind of weapon

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

GUESS I'VE GOT BRAIN PROBLEMS! ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌

there's a brat on the moon!

oh shit

STOP EATING MY SECRET HARD DRIVE! don't you know how much valuable files i have on there!?

Death by oppai (;ﾟДﾟ)

my first time drawing guro. How did I do?

Does anybody remember this dude?

Apparently this dog is supposed to be 'smiling' but it just looks mega stoned to me...

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

sewer where you at? I need some of the files I left on prodefch

chocolate cakey cakey! Wait a minute, this isn't chocolate... don't tell me...

i am teh kami-sama. i maed you

He's called Cyclops because he can, uhmmmm... Shoot lasers from both of his eyes

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

we'll continue to watch rozen maiden on same day at same hour. in order to make it easier to watch, we can watch it as 6 episodes on saturday and 6 episodes on sunday if you want. so how is it going to be ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌

where should she put this knife?

Glory to chaiman Mao! Death to the IJA and US army!

RAPE TIME!

What's it like in a maid cafe? do you get to buy sex from them?

LOL there's a cat on her head

Any effective ways to die asking for a friend

https://deepgoretube.site/video/MvbmllEaYA/

would

A TOE IN A MANKO!

chuu~

Rate teh playlist

MY BACK HURTS AGAON WHYYY

5 stars

This except the buttons are your ass.

The hoenn pokemon games just have an aura of dullness around them. I've always held this opinion, but even after gaining much apreciation for the games themselves i still do
Every aspect of the R/S/E, whether good or bad, is just kind of unisteresting (Including, in a general manner, the titles, the design, the story, the villains and even the corresponding season of the anime). This may be a very abstract description, but i associate the main gen 3 games with feeling lazy
Am i the only one? I recognize them as good games, it's that they... i don't know

Right in teh eyes

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

one is not like the others

have you ever seen loli-fighting? it's an erotic sport ( ´ω`)

What's the worst they could do?

it's the internet!

fail

This is my plan for Halloween.

Pee Haych Pee

key lime pie?

Would this be the perfect gift to give an underage girl /b/?

rabbit ears on, now!

focus the magic!

JUST .. DO IT!

Naughty pussy cat~ You are very fat~ You have semen on your whiskers~ Naughty pussy cat~

i'm pushing sum buttans... though im not sure what these buttans do

too late

You will never be as sneaky as this guy.

heyuri im going to space, WTF will i find out there?

i like to imagine that this vending machine dispenses piss

Sssssmokin'

take me to teh mountain of bewbs! ヽ(ﾟρﾟ)ノ

load teh tegaki ammunition!

how much? i buy!

that fermented milk stuff tastes like fizzy milk

congratz!

Anyone for a drink? Might have a few shards of glass in it ..

look! A giant

Here is favourite website Heyuri, where we host many discussion about the raping of the loli, under watchful eye of Jew administrator, kaguya. He bring many pain to my assholes.

I make over 300 posting on Heyuri, at many different times of day. Many users here are "creepy uncle" who are thinking about the raping of the loli every day for past 20 years. Very nice!

Nevada-tan OHAYOU BEEAAAAAAAAM

What is she doing on the computar?

How's your room looking, Heyuri?

do you think pornography had a negative impact on your life?

I think it did have a negative impact on my own life, I started watching porn when i was 11 or 12 and ever since then i gained many fetishes, many of which i hate, that aside i realized i spend too much of my time thinking about sexy stuff, sometimes i would fap many days back to back even though it kind of stopped feeling good. Now i have a self imposed rule of fapping only on tuesdays and fridays which i manage to follow most of the time

what i think, though, is that it would be better to fap without porn at all. I remember i used to do that years ago when i found a porn i liked but wished had more stuff so i just made it up in my head
what do you think?

(btw picrel was from /o/ and i think it's one of the funniest images i have of this site)

check out mai water gun, it fires acid and semen

when its time for halloween, make sure to leave jack o' lantern ona holes outside for teh perverts going trick-or-treating ヽ(´∇`)ノ

going to fap!
furious fap !!!
hehehe!!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

What is your favorite old Vocaloid song? I just found this really good one while letting music autoplay and wanted to share it https://youtu.be/-XpDMtn3f3A?si=yPsdZ1B-iICnrlCj

Did you have any favorite pre-2013 Vocaloid songs? I also really like Yellow and I Still Love You

Dear Heyurizens,

With great sadness we can confirm our beloved admin Kaguya was killed today at TUSAŞ where he worked as a janitor and rentboy. We received confirmation from his family that he tragically passed away after suffering a massive fear induced heart attack after the nearby terrorist bombing. He fell to the ground and drowned in his own piss. Very tragic story.

As of this news control has passed to anonwaha. Hopefully the KGB won't cut funding for Heyuri. We'll have to wait and see.

Will keep you updated in the coming hours.

nyaa~n

Heyuri, i'll play you teh recorder. Liek this

What's the difference between a demon and a daemon?

open teh box!

don't you want to play geimu using this special controller?

What do we do with her now?

does anyone know what music plays on this flash that was posted on /f/? does anyone at least know the genre? I can't tell if it's a remix of vengaboys or not

put your head back on, dummy