I want to write a novel, then I want to draw the illustrations. Let's write the novel togetherMarked for deletion (Old)
>Let's write the novel togetherOk i'll start."It all started when i ordered cheese pizza to my house on a Halloween evening, but then..."
Once upon a time in a land far away... there was an emo girl She was very emo and very sad, and she couldn't cheer up. One day, a certain man came to the land...
This man was very mysterius and calm and he had a certain auro surrounding him. He wore a brown lether coat guarding his body from teh cold... Underneath he had...
A GIANT CHEESE PIZZA
OH MAI GAWD, the child in front of him cried
To everyones suprise - was that teh childs tears was maed of cheese. Slowly but steady teh room started to fill up with cheese and turned teh dark red carpet into a yellow stain...
A giant nigger named Tyrone MacDonald came and shat and jizzed on that yellow stain.THE END
But suddenly...
Allah saw Tyrone and sent out two terrorists in hijabs and they all smacked him in the face and the neck, and castrated him.
The pair of mujahideen returned home, where they were greeted by the emo loli, who was dressed in her finest burqa, in the process of converting to Islam. When suddenly, a BUXOM WHORE appeared out of nowhere, swaying her tits about in front of teh loli's face!
Allah came again and shouted "KAFIR!" in front of the whore and used his shiny holy sword to decapitate her.