Off-Topic@Heyuri

Blowing out your brains

Becoming very old.

there is a factory reset button in each human, they are hidden beneath the skin of neck and they are tiny so use a knife or something equally pointy to find it in your neck

I think that dying is a pretty effective way to die

I'm not sure tho

nembutal is the king of peaceful suicides. it's what they use in switzerland and the netherlands for assisted dying. but it's very hard to get unless you travel to certain south american countries like peru where you can get it OTC.

other than that an exit bag is very peaceful. or sodium nitrite (has to be very high purity) with an antiemetic to prevent vomiting & some benzos.

>>120883
Call the po-po on your house
Strap on a fake bomb vest
When they arrive, undress all the way down to said fake bomb vest
Run out in your front yard towards the cops screaming out for your god of choice
???
PROFIT

play touhou but on a motorycle, cars are teh bullets

>>120973
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING CHEN!!!
You weren't raised like this!
No fish for today!!!

if tehy cannot 1cc, it just means they are bad. Game over, right?

>>120986
correct chen
i lift the sakana ban

Chen is a naughty naughty girl. She must be spanked!

chen...

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

why does every thread has to turn into touhou shittery

>>121169
If you don't like Touhou I don't think Heyuri is a site for you

Anonymous ## Mod 2024/10/26(Sat)18:49:30 No.121174

2hu sux

>>121169
touhou is like bible and religion for this kind of culture or at least a big part of it i think
everyone knows it, everyone did it, everyone at least likes touhou porn

same as growing up in your country because there is some majority culture around you in which you were raised and whether you agree with what your nationality believes in or not you know it either way

touhou is what majority of current channers were greeted with and grew with
a habit of sort, a part of identity for some, a cute habit!!!

>>121174

touhou is alright when it's not being spammed by one guy

>>121179
I thought this entire board was one guy.

>>121174
Shut up, waha

so, have the plans changed from dying to going to Gensokyo?
... honestly, ain't those one and the same? ( ´ω`)

>>121179
its half true
i probably got around 10000-15000 posts on b

>>120959
I want to die