WTF even is the interwebs!?

Merry Christmas to those in Austria, the Czech Republic, Denmark, Finland, Germany, Hungary, Norway, Poland, Slovakia, Sweden and Switzerland.

Marisa Kirismas!

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Where's ? (bonus points if u can find teh other two characters i hid)

nyo?

I will tell /b/ agian >:3 that
Shotas are far better than Lolis!!!
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

konnichinya~

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may i wash your back?

dolls can get drunk!?

Well?

For independent research...Yes, independent I'll start! What made you continue teh Lucky Channel on Heyuri of all places! Also your episode here has satisfied teh users! (because they JERKED off to it ^^;) I'd like to hear from you, Akira san!

are they?

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Welcome to Lucky Channel!
My name is Akira and my assistant is not present... the train he usually takes was overcrowded and had to wait for the next one... -_-

Today we will read fan mail!

This one comes from a person by the name of Izumi...
This handwriting looks... weird...

"I love this channel and watch each episode"

Uuuaaa! This is because the idol is so cuuu~te deshoka? (^ω^)

"I have nobody else to share it with...
I have recently been attacked by an man in my house! I did not notice him entering!
He choked and threw me, I couldn't resist. I never knew him!"

It must have been horrifying! (;´Д`)

What could ana and matsuri be saying?

I love early 2000s anime artwork so much! It’s so cute!!

would you have sex with loli mao zedong?

ranpha is erotic (´￢`)

some person wanted to spread the word on a compilation they are making!
https://nashikouen.net/lolicore/thread/948/#p279
music like gabber, lolicore, and any trash really.
have fun and a merry crhistmas

i has teh manga ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

HAVE A NICE DAY HEYURIZEN

can you solve teh loli captcha?

For one reason or another, I have this belief that the amount of writing a
person is capable of in a lifetime is decided from birth. Assuming that there
is a predetermined set amount of words, then the more you write, the more
that amount will depreciate. That would forecast the eventual loss of your
ability to write. In practical application, let’s say someone wanted to fill up
300 pages of paper with 400 words crammed onto each sheet in one day.
Since there’s no precedent of that ever happening, I may actually be right.
Of course, if I did want to write 120,000 words in one day, the fact that
typing at the speed of one word per second would already take thirty-three
hours would mean I could never do it. But there might be someone out there
who can accomplish the feat, so I can’t be totally sure.
Speaking of things I can’t do, I’ll change the subject to how cats are
nice. They’re cute and soft and they meow. You’re probably wondering
where I’m going with this. I don’t really know myself. Not sure how to
explain it. I’ll be quite happy if you can accept the “it is what it is”
explanation.

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Are there any BBS still up that use Piximicat as an imageboard software?

arisu!

AMERICA BOOBS, FUCK YAEH

I become deeply upset when people here post - or even just allude to - Touhou pornography. The Touhou project has been a major part of my life. It has helped me through difficult times, has shaped my life philosophy, and has done far more for me than other people ever have. I view the characters not as friends or acquaintances - we have, after all, never met - but instead almost as a part of me.

Thus, to see them reduced to mere objects to serve your bodily lust is nothing short of a travesty. I am usually reasonably good at empathy, but such an act simply stirs my emotions too much for me to be able to "live and let live" or anything similar. The best I can do is ignore it, and that isn't much of a solution - especially when it is waved in front of my face by fellow posters here.

I hate that I am posting this, because I know that people reading this who have sexualised Touhou may feel unnecessarily guilty for my sake. Well, an open message to anyone reading this: if you care even slightly about my plight, please, I beg of you, don't post anything here related to Touhou pornography, and don't encourage or respond to others who do. I've no doubt there are plenty of other places on the internet far away from the eyes of overly sensitive fools such as myself.

is miu your #1?

SOS ヽ(´∇`)ノ

This is my favorite vidlii channel. dflee56-san is the ultimate

https://www.vidlii.com/user/dflee56

Maruko: “Tama-chan... look at me... My dick is so big... I'm getting excited...”
Tama-chan: ``Wow... there's a thick liquid coming out of the cute little red hole at the tip of my PENIS... Ugh... it's so naughty...''
Man: “Hah...hah...Momoko-chan…Tamae-chan…my PENIS has gotten so hard just looking at you guys...Look, I couldn't hold back anymore, and Cowper came out...Ah, how cute! Excited!”

Imagine having one of these paintings on your wall in your house and someone sees it.

How would you explain yourself /b/?

neko

i wrote a great thread but i didnt check no file box and when i pressed back it was all gone

(＾＾）/~~ (´人｀) (ﾟー｀)
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Is there a website with similar vibe as Heyuri, except you don't need to know about 20 year old anime and memes from Japan?

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You are O•BA•KA

is there a tag for this hand gesture? i love cocky brats~!!

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Nippon ichi!!!

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Hello /b/. If anyone here plays oldschool yu-gi-oh!, and thinks they're good enough to have a chance, they should play me for the title of "Duel Master of Heyuri". I already know who the master is, I just want to make it official (`ー´)

You can play via YGOPRO

post teh best panchira you can find

i left my clothes outside and they got wet. also hello agian

(UNDERAGEB&)

lol.

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Happy chanukah

home along on a fridey night?
just remember...
YOUR
AWWESOME!

http://frideynight.com/fridey.ogg

Hello, my name is Joe Staling. Yesterday I turned 102 years old.

SEX WITH A DESK ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Some times ago, I started maekin a flash about ichigo marshmallow... it's not finished, though (´π｀)

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ZOMG it's timotei! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

what? why would raping the main heroine lead to a a bad end(;´Д`)

Was she made for the sole purpose of making the company money as a talisman for sales?

It is often I fantasize I am Konata's older brother. I imagine myself being her cool-headed and chill older brother she plays video games and watches anime with. One night, as we both stay up together until 4 am, I admit to her I love her. She reciprocates and I kiss her. I fantasize of taking off her shirt, rubbing my hands on her smooth, flat, loli-esque body, moving my hands down to her panties and taking them off. I fantasize of making out with her, and putting her on my bed, where I proceed to have her in a mating press, pounding my cute little sister's tight pussy as I lick her armpits, savoring the taste of my little sister's sweat. I fantasize of creampieing her and having her give birth to disgustingly deformed hellspawn who die 2 days after birth.

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You can cut my balls off but these fucking niggers are cute!

Fuck you, lady

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feels... flat (;´Д`)

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spot teh differences

/b/, I have gone a long while without wanking, and I want to see if any of you can break this streak. This is a competition to see your best, hawttest stuff ever. The ones you put above the rest. I will judge your submissions accordingly

Weird request if anyone can find it:

I have this strange memory from when I was a kid of watching some kind of hentai on the computer. Don't ask why, it's not important. All I can remember about it was one scene where three girls with pink(red?) hair squatting down on a field of grass, where upon PENISes (or tentacles) would sprout from the soil and penetrate them in the butthole. That's not much to go off of, but I hope that's enough. If it helps, this was around 2008-9, so it can't have been anything newer. Fellas, I just need to know this recurring flashback is not a false memory implant created by our techno-overlords to distract us from the truth of our artificial world.

where are osaka's breasts?

what offering will you bring me in exchange for the rarest fortune evar?

Your fortune: We don't know what happens next

what do you feel after a fap? do u experience clarity of some kind?

i am usually tired and sleepy

Have you found inner peace?

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loli liek money

who wants a piece of b&?

I'm going to read your mind. I hope you're not thinking bad things.

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what is she doing to this cat? (;´Д`)

I recently gave myself the task of building my own imageboard but for the tor network and I finally got it.

izhc3adcn6gi5fsghhmqxfsxodpf6p726wxn7uo43zvyyr7tlygxl4id.onion

What does teh "C" button do?

The internet is too centralized. Let's share websites outside the social media bubble

www.sensesofcinema.com
Independent film writing of various kinds. High quality writing, in my opinion. Pretty much left-leaning, though, so be aware

castlevaniadungeon.net
Castlevania fan-site that was updated since the late 90s up until the early 2010s.

shrines.rpgclassics.com
Extensive guides for retro RPGs

Neal.fun
A bunch of fun games and little concepts

I know some of you live or have lived in japan at some point, so I'll ask you a question. A friend of mine is currently in nippon and I want him to buy me and old digital camera, but where should he look for something like that? I know there's plenty of shops selling old video games and such, so it shouldn't be that hard. In my country, the best place to look for something like that would be an used goods store, but I really don't know anything about japanese society besides the superficial stuff you learn from anime and manga. Can anyone help me?

is santa real

Anyone got some classics saved? Jewtube deleted a lot of them.

plus divided by times - = ?
if you can solve this unsolved equation you win teh internet


what's teh answer?

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I am... train man

a doll is taking her pet servant for a walk (;ﾟДﾟ)

Eh!? Nandatte!?

I was playing Metal Gear on MSX but got distracted when asked if i wanted to continue after dying. Just lost hours and hours of progress

FUCK ME I don't even have an image on my hard drive to illustrate my mixture of frustation and disappointment

こんにちわ

I'm playing OpenTTD and for my train networks I usually use two lanes, one in each direction. This works fine most of the time but larger networks with more trains overload easily, especially when combining freight and passengers. To solve this, I have two ideas:
Proposal A would increase the number of lanes in each direction. During limited testing, trying to upgrade single lane network segments, I found one main drawback - it was difficult to upgrade sections since tons of junctions and station entrances had to be rebuilt.
Proposal B, which I am now testing, would split the network into smaller regions. The idea is that I can retain my design on a smaller scale to avoid overloading. The main drawback I can think of is that the network will be inefficient, and it will just look shit because there aren't enough trains!
New ideas or further development of ideas A and B will be great!
does anyone even play openttd here?

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you've all been very naughty ヽ(`Д´)ノ

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DON'T MOVE DROP THE GUN!

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Your fortune: Good luck

haruhi found teh yaoi

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dashing through teh snow, in a one- open sleigh

SHE WON'T WAEK UP

Your fortune: Only time will tell

Dear Santa Claus,

For Christmas this year I would like an otokonoko slave boy. It's been a tough year and I've been good so I think I deserve it. I've said my prayers every night and given to the needy. Please Santa, grant my wish and give me a living onahole to fill with cum. I really need something to relieve my stress.

Regards,
You Know Who

Your fortune: You have aids

Don't thank me, thank rape

Your fortune: Your harem is only just begining

Are any of you super crazy rich? Or maybe your parents are and you live with them?

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vitamin C.C

So I was at work today, stocking cream cheese or some shit, and this really fat dude walked up to me screaming, asking "SHE NEEDS TO USE YOUR FUCKING BATHROOM,WHERE IS IT?!" and then I see this really tiny girl next to him. She was blonde, and pale like a corpse, with insanely red cheeks. She wasn't doing the peepee dance or complaining, unlike her monstrously fat dad, but after I pointed him in the direction of the shitter, I've been wondering... what did that little girl need to do to that toilet?

I want an robot image where Miyano kisses Saku Momoi on the cheek.
Please generate it for me!

We value your privacy... as a source of data to sell!

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dog

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seafood ヽ(´∇`)ノ

I feel retarded low when I change my usual outfit when going outside. does this happen in your cunt?

I want to transform a fairly simple tune to a C00L track.
Please upload it to https://stableaudio.com/ or whatever for me.

https://up.heyuri.net/msrc/m184.ogg

While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Super Castlevania IV

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Little bit more than a week 2 xmas. I've bought no gift yet!! Do u buy gifts!?!

How do you know if you love someone

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Alright Heyuri, what do you prefer? Coffee or Tea?

I don't know if this is the place. But I'm so desperate that I can't take it anymore. I draw and I feel like my drawings are not good enough and they are all garbage. I feel bad and this situation makes my difficult life even more difficult.

She's back!

So, Parsee wears candles on her head because of some tradition. But in Sweden there's also a tradition of women wearing candles on their head – Saint Lucy's Day (that was yesterday, 13th December). I wonder if it's related in any way. Maybe Parsee is actually celebrating advent and St Lucy's day

are you excited for teh new gabecube?

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Rate my face

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Do you ever watch older p0rnz and henati? I've noticed that even among people fascinated with "retro" stuff, they usally avoid older porn, not sure why

yuffie

r8 my ironman account on osrs. I been playing nonstop for a month now.

Half a year ago, I was conscripted to the army. Next week I will be promoted to a Corporal and when the next batch of conscripts arrive next month, I will lead a squad of them.
I am to teach them everything I know. I admit I am a little nervous, but also excited.

I'm tired of being made fun of for being part of the Church of Latter Day Saints just because some idiots watched a south park episode about it and think that they know everything about the church and its tradition. So I will introduce you to some important words in church history that many who get their enjoyment out of HARASSING innocent members of the Church of Latter Day Saints should keep in mind

>Joseph Smith said that if he ever had the opportunity to enact a death penalty law, he "was opposed to hanging" the convict; rather, he would "shoot him, or cut off his head, spill his blood on the ground, and let the smoke thereof ascend up to God."
>Young appeared to advocate the passage of a law that required decapitation for whites who were "condemned by the Law" for miscegenation with black people (Young 1852).[55] He told the legislature that miscegenation was a grave sin that would bring a curse upon a man and all of his children that were produced as a result of the union (Young 1852). He said that if a white Mormon "in an unguarded moment should commit such a transgression", decapitation "would do a great deal towards atoning for the sin...it would do them good that they might be saved with their Bre[theren]"
>Arguing for a purer theocracy, he stated that it is the right of the church "to kill a sinner to save him, when he commits those crimes that can only be atoned for by shedding his blood.... We would not kill a man, of course, unless we killed him to save him." (Grant 1854, p. 2)
>On December 31, 1855, Pratt pressed the Utah Territory legislature to "[m]ake death the penalty for fornication and adultery."


>In 1866, Thomas Coleman (or Colburn), a former slave who was in good standing as a member of the LDS Church, was murdered. As the Mormon historian D. Michael Quinn has documented, Coleman was apparently secretly courting a white Mormon woman, contrary to both territorial law and contemporaneous Mormon teachings regarding people of African descent.
>Not all of Coleman's wounds correlated with the temple ritual, however, since he was also castrated. A pre-penciled placard which read "NOTICE TO ALL NIGGERS - TAKE WARNING - LEAVE WHITE WOMEN ALONE" was then pinned to his corpse.

12 + 12 = 2024

:D

Famous child rapist, S*NSEI, dies at age 32.

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I beat Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow.
Ask away. (´人｀)

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DANCE THREAD NIGGERS

i want a hug. its been a stressful week

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Why can't gaems be liek this anymore?

In January 2008, a promotional video of Tom Cruise discussing Scientology as a superior force destined to save humanity was leaked. This video quickly went viral, but the Church of Scientology, known for its aggressive stance against criticism and strict control of its image, attempted to remove it from the internet using legal threats and copyright claims.

Anonymous, a decentralized collective of users, mostly from forums like 4chan, saw this censorship as a direct affront to freedom of expression. In response, they launched Project Chanology, a campaign of resistance against the church.

### Phase 1: Online Operations
Initially, Anonymous' actions were confined to the digital realm. They used DDoS attacks to overload the church’s websites, sent thousands of black-ink faxes to drain their resources, and carried out email and phone campaigns filled with mocking messages. These efforts aimed to draw public attention to the church’s repressive tactics.

### Phase 2: Public Protests
The pivotal moment came on February 10, 2008, when Anonymous organized simultaneous protests in over 100 cities worldwide. Outside Church of Scientology locations, hundreds of people demonstrated wearing Guy Fawkes masks—borrowed from the movie *V for Vendetta*—as a symbol of anonymity and resistance. Banners and slogans denounced the church’s abusive practices, such as the economic exploitation of its members, psychological control, and harassment of critics.

### Why Target Scientology?
For decades, the church had been under suspicion for questionable practices, such as forcing members to pay exorbitant sums to "advance" within its hierarchy, silencing ex-members with legal threats, and aggressively pursuing any critics. Anonymous viewed these actions as violations of fundamental principles of freedom and transparency.

### The Impact of the Movement
Although Project Chanology did not dismantle the Church of Scientology, it successfully exposed many of its practices to public scrutiny. The protests received widespread media coverage, and the movement helped sow doubt about the church’s legitimacy. At the same time, Chanology marked a shift for Anonymous, evolving from being known for simple trolling to being seen as a group with more serious activist goals.

### The Legacy of Chanology
The project not only tarnished Scientology’s public image but also set a precedent for future hacktivism movements. It demonstrated how digital tools and real-world protests could be combined to challenge powerful institutions. While the momentum of the movement waned over time, Chanology remains an iconic example of organized resistance born from the internet.

police

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What is Heyuri's favorite Christmas album? Mine is teh Frank Sinatra Christmas album since my famiily would always have it on at christmastime when I would visit. ( ´ω`)

Aizu Wakamatsu Station exactly 10 years ago

Did you know there is a Visual Novel Dating Sim Evangelion game?

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always watching...

I WILL EAT THIS PENCIL

which vocoloid would u fug?

Has anyone here played a VN called "Harem Party" from 2006? Is it any good?

you will party whether you like it or not

Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?

om nom nom

i'm a delinquent now, pyo

Heyuri, have YOU, educated stupid, encountered the divine teachings of the wisest human Gene Ray and accepted that 4 different corner harmonic 24 hour Days rotate simultaneously within a single 4 quadrant rotation of a squared equator and cubed Earth?

Why is this place so busy these days?
I go weeks/months between visits. Usually its like, 10-15 pages of threads to catch up. It was this way for years (slow). I was away since Halloween - 50 new pages of threads to catch up on?!
The average "unique users" now sits at 20-25 users when it almost always was less than 10.
After all these years, did Heyuri finally get mainstream? Popular?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gdc6PcwHTE

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YOUTUBE CUNTS KILLING THE INVIDIOUS INSTANCES!!! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!
https://inv.nadeko.net/ o7 RIP. Now I'll have to wait a month before someone finds a fix. Does anyone have any alternatives besides just downloading everything lol?

STATUS CLITICAL!

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Anyone else luv to get drunk every day? I've started doing this recently and my tolerance is climbing rapidly but it's okay for now. I'll have to stop eventually though because I'll run out of money from my neetbux :( but it's free to download anime and I have a lot of kusoi manga I can sell if I want moar booze!

I've had five cans of cider and might move onto the whiskey later tonight ヽ(´∇`)ノ What's your favourite alcomahol to get fuck'd up on?

pick three

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Hello, for a long time I have had the idea of ​​creating an imageboard with kokonotsuba current heyuri software but I don't have money, what do you recommend I do?

While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening DX

SWEET CHI--EE--AY-AY-AY-AYYAIYY-YAIIIYYLLLDD OF MIIIIINNEEE

I INSTALLED WINRAR WINRAR leads to win rite?

Japanese dog jumping through 5 hoops!

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that's not where teh pen is meant to go...

face-full of a doll