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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Germany VS France Replies 24
Hello Heyuri. I've recently got my european citizenship via jus sanguinis and want to move there when I finish college. I need to decide which country I will live in now so I can start learning the language, I'm torn between learning french and learning german, which would you choose and why?
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flare! flare!
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Where can I find an easy going flat chested cutie? Why haven't I found one yet? How much do they cost?
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ASSUME DEFENSIVE STANCE! nida
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Do you like figures?

I Do! onigiri
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What are you doing with your waifu for Valentine's day
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ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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pfft, this site's so dead!
b-but dont get the wrong idea, idiot! i'm only here because there's no javascript. it's not like i'd w-wanna hamg out with you losers...
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Hi guys! I'm so sick of talking about this topic. There's thousands of Barack Obamas, he's posting swastikas and PENISes. Please, make it stop! Jesus Christ, Barack Obama and Adolf Hitler are posting ASCII art of genetalia. I'm begging you, find a way to fix this, please. It's killing me. There's thousands of Jesus Christs, they're linking to viruses, linking to porn! What are you thinking? What are you doing!?
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I miss the 2000's. Even though there were no English imageboards, even if most Japanese media, save the most mainstream stuff, was inaccessible, even if you had to hunt down all your media physically. Things were simpler, things made sense. I wish I was a young adult at the time so I could have taken full advantage of the economic and social opportunities that existed back then.

Since there was less you could do while looking at a screen, people went out and did things together more. Like just going to the mall or renting a movie impromptu. That used to be an easy thing to do. Now you have to plan to do something with someone, and then two hours after they no-show they'll text you telling you they fell asleep and they're sorry they couldn't make it. sweat3
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bananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabanana
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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valentines is soon
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... the beast suddenly roared to life. dark
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Touhou Daiundoukai game, reitaisai 7 in 2010

It is a platforming racing game as shown:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tygcVwogKuQ

Soundtrack:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYoW5OWxry0
I like the songs a lot.

Here are the files:
https://moriyashrine.org/files/file/747-touhou-dai-undoukai-gensokyotoyuugi-meddlesome-magician/

There is another game related to it.
https://archive.org/details/TouhouDaiundousai

I find it very cute and it is supposed to support netplay.
Or maybe heyuri tournament in regular touhou fighting games???
I saw one small chan that had a big touhou fighting game tournament a few years ago with replays and a ranking.
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Shit, dolphin man is here
Everybody act cool
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Loli Games Thread Replies 7
Does /b/ know any good loli erotic games?

I'm interested in stuff similar to Lost Life and wanna find other JY/JS sex games.

Also, JS/JC/JK rape/Chikan on the train or upper skirt is nice too.

Any recommendations?

Pic related is supposed to be a game where you rape a JC with big oppai. love kuma6 drool
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Presenting the latest innovation from Heyuri Applicable Research & Development: Wayback Auto Downloader ヽ(´ー`)ノ

Get Tampermonkey if you don't already have and add this to your scripts:
https://up.heyuri.net/src/4207.js

Go to any old site with many images of your preference. For example, take Futaba's self-created art board's /src/: https://web.archive.org/web/*/http://zip.2chan.net/11/src/*

Read the instructions
Enjoy biggrin

It sux that I couldn't automate it further, wayback has weird ajax stuff...
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I have no money left for alcohol!
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need cash? sell ur body! nyaoo-closedeyes
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meh TEH support thread Replies 22
my neighbor asked me to help him with his GAYming laptop.basically his windows is kill and refuses to boot. i thought i could install TEH win10 ltsc but teh installation image has no required drivers!!(what drivers?)
i look at official website:
https://www.msi.com/Laptop/Katana-GF66-11UX/support?sub_product=Katana-GF66-11UE#driver
there is almost TWO nigabytes of drivers and i feel like its something to be installed on top of a working windows, not during installation process...
should i go with another win image, win11 maybe?? or maybe there is a way to put drivers inside of iso? what drivers then? how? i cant believe nvidia drivers can take 1.5nigabytes unarchivedsweat

after years on gentoo i just have no idea how you guys still use windows, really. it DOES NOT WORK out of the box. angry

#PLEASE PLEASE RESPOND
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according to FBI's TRAP-18, four of these are enough for someone to be a potential lone-terrorist. How many u score? cool
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which console is teh greatest one out there?
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today was a good day, i ate pizza.
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this is nice honor killing
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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NYAAAAAAA~!!
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put a caption on this!
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Check out my wad Replies 56
Sup /b/, I maed a map for Doom II, I call it "Castle of Thanatos!"

It looks best in Crispy or Chocolate Doom. 😚👌 I might make some more tweaks to it, so feedback is appreciated.

https://limewire.com/d/c04f2566-8a73-490f-9698-abe9e925a992#HT5hRskiIobakUOqR69WId7QNTITLQkbRbK-HAhxnfY
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USA lol biggrin
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post characters that look like yuo
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where do i buy one of these?dizzy
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can you computar do that (・∀・)
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Lets have a sleep over ! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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http://nendoroid02.web.fc2.com/2008-05/
Nendroid pics from Futaba's nendroid threads around 2008 nyaoo-closedeyes
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llol troled super hard xD
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hi everyowan i am new to this website lets be bestfrieds Does anyone here like Kawoshin kyyaaaaaaaaaaa ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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:3
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My friend is teh not online and im really starting to worry about him...

usually he is online at this time every day... 😰😢
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lol what a noob >.<
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Here are sum old uploaders I found
I didn't check through their archived files yet (you can browse wayback machine by URL prefix if u didn't know), but u can probably find interesting stuff of possibly varying dubieties of legality if u do nyaoo-closedeyes

https://web.archive.org/web/20021007221823if_/http://mc6800.dyn.dhs.org:80/UP_LOADER/UPFTP/UPFTP.PHP
https://web.archive.org/web/20030812002035if_/http://43.234.158.235:80/up/
https://web.archive.org/web/20030410201256if_/http://strawberry.3utilities.com/cgi/up/upload.php
https://web.archive.org/web/20030810103940if_/http://www.mikan.ath.cx/bbs/p/upread.php
https://web.archive.org/web/20030925165825if_/http://otyaotya.s4.x-beat.com/cgi-bin/file/upload.cgi
https://web.archive.org/web/20021219102551if_/http://www56.tok2.com/home/tokara/xxx/index.html
https://web.archive.org/web/20030202032015if_/http://sugiue-t.s3.x-beat.com/cgi-bin/upload/upload.cgi
https://web.archive.org/web/20030408173624if_/http://cool.s3.x-beat.com/cgi-bin/Inter/upload.cgi
https://web.archive.org/web/20021225092251if_/http://203.141.139.82:80/~upload/cgi-bin/upload.cgi
https://web.archive.org/web/20031205171348if_/http://milk-tea.ath.cx/~toshi_52/cgi-bin/uploader/upload.html
https://web.archive.org/web/20021209031352if_/http://rosecgi.zero.ad.jp/~zbn11032/upload/
https://web.archive.org/web/20031007014411if_/http://www.uploda.net/cgi/uploader1/index.php
https://web.archive.org/web/20030708025614if_/http://uptest.ddo.jp/uploader/
https://web.archive.org/web/20030428170101if_/http://uploader.windy.cx:80/
https://web.archive.org/web/20030713125554if_/http://sobchan.no-ip.com:80/cgi-bin/irc/
https://web.archive.org/web/20030614085250if_/http://www.goodkey.net:80/~sakuran/up/index.html
https://web.archive.org/web/20040324055407if_/http://upld.komugi.net:80/
https://web.archive.org/web/20020830102555if_/http://tool-ya.ddo.jp:80/2ch/trash-box/index.html

There is a small group of Ayashii styled ones mixed in, but I don't think they are actually related to any Ayashii World - I'm excluding them as the list is for comparing their styles.
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I'm browsing my old drawings and found this pokemon that looks like PENIS
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Emoji Is the Worst Thing to Come Out of Japan Since JAIDS Replies 22
Back in my day, we called them emotes! 😒
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They should build her for real.
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These boobs, they were made for me. 🐱
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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How many of you are fit? For you NEETs, does the "Training" part include physical training?
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post wallpapers you made.
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>>131921
>I meant physically, you morons
We can have a thread for other way then foruda

There is already a test for this that matches you among 1600 fictional characters: https://openpsychometrics.org/tests/characters/
So take it and post results biggrin
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What do you do when you feel like no matter how good life gets, you'll never feel alright and truly normal like you once did when you were a kid?
I have a relatively good life. No matter what state of life I'm in, there's something in my mind always torturing me, sabotaging me away from any normalcy and joy.
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"Oh yurizen, you look so cute and... tasty...!! You wouldn't mind if I were to... devour you whole, would you?~"
what do you do in this situation?
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The mystery of Big Bag Replies 9
Hai guys, since I know we have some diligent internet archivists here, I was wondering if you could help me find some potentially lost shock media from my childhood. 🔍❔

When I was 13-14 (circa 2006-2007), my friends described a shock site they found. It was called "Big Bag" and featured a man who had giant balls (presumably a from saline injection) jerking off and ejaculating a lot, while a song played that had the lyrics of "big bag, big bag, b-b-b-buh big bag!"

I never saw the site myself, but I presume it was a real thing because I also saw goatse, meatspin, and lemon party, all of which they had told me about.

There was also one called "Hammer Time" which featured a guy smashing his cock with a hammer while the song U Can't Touch This by MC Hammer played. But I don't really care to see this one. dark
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My friend Hayley is so fricking gross!!!! xD
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I miss Stalin when he was a cute little Hatsune Miku! Life was so much simpler then! cry
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🍁🍁👧🚬🍁🍁
SMOKE WEED OR DIE NIGGA
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What's the consensus on the Sega Dreamcast around here? nyaoo
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the pilot announces over the intercom your plane will crash in 5 minutes and that everyone will die. what do you do?
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Lately ive been getting sad feelz right before teh weekend begins, I dont know why. I wonder how I could stop it. emo
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my PC is teh fasts. ☺😍😉😘😝😁
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can you spot the waha®
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unsolved mystery...
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Hello, Kaguya! Can we have your liver?
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any new zealanders here?
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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longcat hehe :3(´人`)
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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this picture called Le Violon d’Ingres sold for $12.4m in 2022
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You need it!
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Is pink teh best colour?(´人`)
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( ´ー` )
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what are you doing in this situation?
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While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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cat thread

Your fortune: Very bad luck
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I love my wife Bant-tan
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I feel kinda sad knowing that I won't be able to experience golden era of imageboards/4chan and that I'm stuck with fumbass social media sites. Anyone else feel the same way?
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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do you guys know that Jesus Christ is God and he loves u so much
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キタ━━━(・∀・ )━━━!!
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(he)yuri kuznetsov

h.e. yuri kuznetsov

h = х = хуешьник
e = е = ебанутый
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This is how it feels to post on STRANGE WORLD... ( ´ω`)

https://pinside.com/pinball/machine/strange-world
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for what reason do people hate VLC?
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Who is teh best Azumanga? I like Kaorin bcuz she's a dyke like me biggrin
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"Grandson, take this... its my favorite fig"
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What's your opnion on Haiku OS?

https://haiku-os.org
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we have a male sacrificial holy lamb. its PENIS is small so it can't sin and it is very humble. it was bred as a sinless sacrificial lamb. all sins are forgiven

all praise be to god

The lamb's PENIS was made small during breeding so that it was pure and innocent and could not have sex

it is the purest creation

it is beautiful to look at

created sinless by a pure line to have a small PENIS so that it cannot sin

>And Abraham said, “My son, God will provide Himself a lamb for a burnt offering.” So they went both of them together.

https://youtu.be/lzewtL2spMw?t=20
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キタ━━━( ´ω` )━━━!!
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Good evening Heyuri.

I am trying to focus for an exam but I realized I won't pass it without cheating and I already failed it a week earlier once. There is no third attempts, and the second one is in around 15 hours.
I figured out a method to that not even the twelve divine generals would not know in an eternity!

PREREQUISITES:
1. Guy would let you go to restroom.
2. Questions are handed on a smaller print, like A5 size.
3. You can have jackets or long sleeve during the exam on.
4. Have an item to 'engrave' text onto a sheet (I will use a screwdriver).
5* Additionally bring a clipboard.

METHOD:
1. Before I give up on what I am able to figure out, it could work without risking.
2. When I give up, I hide my print with questions rolled up in my sleeve so that he does not notice (the force of the sheet trying to unroll itself will make it stay firm in my sleeve).
3* As I quit I close my clipboard so that nobody can know whether the questions disappeared (its better to have it than not).
4. I claim I urgently must go to restroom and so I exit with the questions.
5. In the stall I lock myself inside.
6. I get the question sheet from the sleeve
7. I take a picture of it
8. I drop it to ChatGPT and make it calculate for me
9. As it solves my questions I take out the screwdriver and engrave the solutions onto the question sheet
10. When I'm ready I return within some 5 minutes*
11. Just before entering the hall I place my sheet in my sleeve in a way that pulling it out takes no time and no sound
11. I enter the hall and take my seat
12. I open my clipboard and make some noise to recover my sheets with engraved answers and keep writing
13. Win?

*5 minutes - to claim I had to take a seat there. A good excuse is that during peroids of high adrenaline concentration your organism pumps all energy into muscles and blood, leaving digestive tract without much power and so your feces are closer to liquid than anything if prolonged. I will use that excuse if he gets suspicious. A good thing is to leave in somewhat hurry and return the same way as well so it does not get suspicious. Spasming with a leg and doing muni muni to your face is indicative of stress, do it before quitting.

If you write without ink (engrave stuff with something like a screwdriver) and the lecture hall has bad lights then nobody but you would be able to read it by the tiny shadows and light manipulation shapes that indents leave so that you can read it from certain angles, but they are almost invisible from 50cm and nobody would figure out they even are there until you look specifically for them from 30cm at most.
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Geemu Naito? Replies 42
Context: https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Heyuri_Gaming_Day
Votes: https://cgi.heyuri.net/gamenom/

We talk about this without anyone initiating another, but I'll try another shot nyaoo-closedeyes

Currently there are 3 winning gaems with the same score
- King Arthur's Gold
- Mabinogi (private server)
- Terraria

From a quick search, I think King Arthur is a gaem that allows up to 12 people to coop and is suitable for one night. I dunno how hosting is, but it's a free gaem on Steam.
Mabinogi is an MMORPG, from that it can be said that, a server would need to be open at all tiems.
Terraria... could technically host many people, but even the large world doesn't have enough resources to sustain a large crowd (though there are ways around this issue if many users show up). We would also have to agree on stuff like not rushing bosses & going to hardmode before certain stuff are met etc. Someone would also still need to host it, and being a sandbox, it's not a game we can just play once and stop.

The standings may change if this thread encourages new users to vote, but doesn't change teh fact someone would need to undertake responsibility of being teh host. I'd help organizing non-technical parts sweat2
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Neko is not amused ヽ(`Д´)ノ 🐱
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What could've prevented this? cry
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which button do i press?
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Mount & Blade modding Replies 6
Have any of you made mods for the M&B games? I'm planning on making a total convertion mod for Warband or Bannerlord, but I'm leaning more towards Warband.
I've been world building a fantasy setting for years now, but aside from some writings, drawings and a TTRPG I never finished, I've never been able to apply my world into anything. A M&B mod would be perfect as the world is centered around different medieval armies and states.
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Starfire's Canon Bouncy Boobies blush
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USA! Replies 3
american army fighting the mexican cartels, not a dramatization! REAL!

astonish
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can you identify this song? it's ok if you transcribe the lyrics 🙏

https://litter.catbox.moe/lzcq4a.mp3
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Where does heyuri gets their news from? Replies 19
Of course, I am aware that most of you NEETs couldn't care less about the current happenings of our world, and I must confess that up until now I couldn't either. I realized, however, that if I wish to become a respectable adult, a good conversationalist, I must read the news, but not just any news; preferably, I am looking for something that doesn't make me feel like my brain is shrinking.
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brat correction
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What is the worst thing you have ever done?
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balding
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Vent Thread Replies 73
So, how's life /b/?

You doing alright?
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cum jar thread Replies 33
i just still am in shock. i want to vomit but it fucking happed. it semlls so fucking bad and its right where i sit at my desk and the smell is not going away. i was going to fill up the jar and i thought i heard my dad or some one coming to my room. so i switched tabs and put that on the floor and it fuckung fell over and spilled. luckly no one came in but i lost so much progress and i feel so fucking nauseous
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Gulp
How will our X-Friends get out of this one? glare
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I fapped to BL
is over
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Happy Australia Day! January 26th is the official national day of Australia (which it already is now over there, due to time zone difference).

For those interested, this station will be playing 1980s Australian (and a few New Zealand) tunes for most of the day. For fellow Aussies, come enjoy some home grown music. For the rest, come discover what the land down unda had to offer the 1980s music scene back in the day.

See the queue: http://1980s.fm/modules.php?name=Queue_Played
Listen link (just copypaste into browser or into your media player of choice): http://hi5.1980s.fm/;/;.m3u
Or click one of the "Listen Live!" options on the left side of the site.


Also, can someone tell me what the heck happened to Endchan? I wanted to post this music invitation to the /ausneets/ board, but everything is locked up. Where are they posting these days?
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LOOK AT THIS WEIRD HAT AI FOUND

LOL
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Japan Thread Replies 17
Have you ever actually been to Japan /b/?

What was it like?
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top 10 reasons why this is the best imageboard Replies 16
1. has lolikon
2. has lolikon
3. has lolikon
5. has lolikon
6. did i forget a number?
10. i dont know how to count
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I will give 2,000.00 internets to whoever shades this drawing
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forcefully shaving pubic hair in public dark
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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I just woke up from a 20 year coma, I'm so excited to use a future toilet that doesn't splash water all over your butt when you go take a shit! It has been invented by now right?
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The moon, the bear and your bare ass,
We'll be fucking you today!
Fucking you tuesday!
Fucking you wednesday!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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🐷
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I beat Mario Sunshine, it was alright. My main problem is that a good part of the shine sprites don't involve actual platforming challenges. The general consensus seems to be that the movement is slippery and the fludd-less stages were made with the purpose of atoning for one's sins, however, I couldn't disagree more
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watch out (;゚Д゚)
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What do Heyurizens think of INDIAnagato
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kya~! it's a ghost! (;゚Д゚)
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Do you guys agree? Replies 17
The Antioch school shooter said Kuz was a good man in his manifesto. Was the Russian colonization of Heyuri a good time?
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nigra🇺🇸WE PREZIDANT NOWWWWnigra🇺🇸
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Do you think?
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Man, comic-strips used to be a lot more irreverent back in the 50's! unsure
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I'M BAAAAAAAAACK
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Touhou Danmakufu ph3 Replies 3
Hey, maybe some of you remember this 'engine' called Touhou Danmakufu ph3. It's used to make Touhou-style games. I'll get straight to the point—anyone know where I can find documentation to make my own script? I’ve been digging around but haven’t found much, so any help would be appreciatednigra.
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I really like this picture of Dejiko

Tits look like that of a kid her age
Butt is just like kids her age
Legs are like that of kids her age but improved
Every bone is just right, shadows and lights on her skin are great
The shadow on her butt and leg make it look like that of a kid
Shadows and light on bones of her hand makes it look so girly
Arms are good shape, shadows on her right hand make it look like the exact shape of regular kids hands
Lights on her face are so cute and her smile is so cute
Most of all I like the lower belly part nosebleed
Surely the artists knew how 10 year olds look

Please tell why you like this picture
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A better sexual education curriculum could have prevented this.
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I CAN'T CUM NO MATTER HOW MUCH I TRY WHEN MY BLADDER İS FULL cry WHY İS THAT unsure
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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I challenge you to a puyo pop gemu (´ー`)
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Is anyone here using Windows XP? I was wondering if any kind soul would be willing to save me the trouble of forcing a virtual machine to run on my crappy computer, zipping the contents of your machine's "font" folder (win > control panel > fonts) and uploading it to up.heyuri.net. I can't seem to find them on teh internets.
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d you think the luck of the Irish will come through tonight?
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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ORAL SEX (´∇`)
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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who's knocking on my door? angry
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I will be going to pittsburgh in a month or two, and I would like to invite any heyurizens that can come to an unofficial meet. I suggest this be done at a bar or resturant. This is my first time going so perhaps anyone from pittsburgh knows a good place?
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damn, i forgot teh key... how will i get home now?
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my wife bant-tan swapped haircuts with cirno ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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lets maek a p0rn video with ... as a star!
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s-soemthing is under my bed, can you look and see what it is!?
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This is a REAL slide from a REAL panel at a REAL anime convention I went to
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Exam season soon...
Are you learning?

There is a dude that is known to fail around 92% of students on electrical machines. Everyone is scared of him. He has long and rare titles in his name...

Guys from another year got him to allow them to plug in a usb drive of theirs and they RATted that PC I think.
Then they gave away questions for this year's exam. I am very happy.

I just hope that they are real, they seem to be almost certainly the real thing by how they are formulated and they look like he wrote it. They fit the standards he had mentioned.
I will only learn answers to the supposedly stolen list because it is quite impossible to learn everything in sufficient detail.

The exam is this thursday. I will post if they turned out to be real.
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she's just sleeping ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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Teen Titans Replies 9
What are your thoughts on the original Teen Titans (aka Western FLCL) ?
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Heyuri, who is teh best Vocaloid? I liek Rin because she is kawaii ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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SPACE JAM SUPER SLAM Replies 5
COME ON AND SLAM
AND WELCOME TO THE JAM
COME ON AND SLAM
IF YOU WANNA JAM


https://up.heyuri.net/msrc/m188.mp3
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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hehe i have seen this stale joke 213 times now you have to see it too
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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I NEVER CONQUERED, RARELY CAME
SIXTEEN JUST HELD SUCH BETTER DAYS
DAYS WHEN I STILL FELT ALIVE
WE COULDN'T WAIT TO GET OUTSIDE
THE WORLD WAS WIDE, TOO LATE TO TRY
THE TOUR WAS OVER, WE'D SURVIVED
I COULDN'T WAIT 'TIL I GOT HOME
TO PASS THE TIME IN MY ROOM ALONE
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JELLO PUDDIN' POPS
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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the jigglelove
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What is the best "retro browser" in your opinion? I've used palemoon, SeaMonkey and Dillo in the past. Dillo breaks almost every single site. Good for anyone wishing to lead a monastic lifestyle with restrained internet access or for internet addicts wishing to rehabilitate themselves. Palemoon is slow as balls and I don't remember SeaMonkey being either good or bad.
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Miku in Fortnite! biggrindance
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post in this thread weird/obscure videos you've found on youtube, i'll start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-zxfiKqzCM
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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ZERO HOUR

ONLY OG'S WOULD UNDERSTAND.
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AMAZING SITE WOWOWOWOWOWOWOW Replies 10
THIS IS AMAZING SITE. biggrin
AMAZING SITE.
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I spent the last days playing The Witness non-stop. When i dozed off to sleep my mind went to puzzles. When my mind drifts for second i thinks of puzzles

Help dizzy
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I'M ON HEYURI.net Replies 6
HEYURI ON SEAMONKEY.

(USER WAS AWESOME FOR THIS POST)
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sprinkle wash Replies 31
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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old forgotten gems Replies 6
what kind of old games that time forgot do you wish for newer gen folk to start playing?
i kinda wish more people would play irisu syndrome. its fun
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Is there a ichigo mashimaro gmod mod? Replies 1
I have been searching for hours for a Ichigo Mashimaro mod for gmod, and I can't find one. Before you say to "make your own" I cannot use blender at all. (Image included is of a brick wall, because I want to slam my head into a wall after not finding the addon after hours of searching.)
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i wonder...
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All of us! sweat2
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Goodbye Missav Replies 24
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Had the weirdest dream last night. Every dude had no testicles. They still all had PENISes, just no testes for some reason. When I asked him where his balls were he didn’t know what I was talking about. cry
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Turned a neko into a girl! Reply what u think! biggrin
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lol. biggrin
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Muhamad Replies 28
What does /b/ think of this guy?
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wrestling cool
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sup homos 😁

my name is Scott but you can call me by my net handle, xXxFLAM3RxXx. i'm from Reynoldsburg Ohio and i love skateboarding, my smoking hot emo girlfriend 👿 and playing counter-strike (i'll pwn ur n00b ass any day). i can play electric guitar and my fav bands are Avenged sevenfold and Greenday.

my friend told me about this little website the other day and i just had to check it out for myself and... WOW LMAO!! u guyz are such a bunch of freaks LOL. 😜

all u losers do is jerk off to anime and i bet your all 50 year old virgins that live in ur moms basement. also based on what i've seen here, the FBI should definitely be lookin at ur hard drives. 😒 ur probably the type to end up on that show to catch a predator. WHY DONT YOU TAKE A SEAT OVER THERE LMAO!!

anyway i'm gonna log off and go drink beer with my friends at the sk8 park. if ur crying over what i said then u should kno that at least ur pathetic lives gave me a chuckle, so thanks for that. later fags. 🔫
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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what would u guys say is the canonist version of heyuri-tan?

there are a few different designs out there
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Fun and lovely music ♪ Replies 9
Who else on teh heyuris is drainerd?? (・∀・)
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astonish
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>82 unique users in the last 10 minutes (including lurkers
Huh? dizzy
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👱‍♂️ < 「I am americajin lol. I eat Mac Donald and shoot bullet. In God we trust lol.」
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ヽ(´ー`)ノ(;´Д`)(;゚∀゚)(;゚Д゚)(´~`)(・∀・)(⌒∇⌒ゞ)(゚血゚#)┐(゚~゚)┌(゚ー゚)(´¬`)ヽ(`Д´)ノ(^Д^)(´人`)ヽ(´∇`)ノ(;´Д`)ヽ(´ー`)ノ(;゚Д゚)(⌒∇⌒ゞ)Σ(;゚Д゚)(⌒∇⌒ゞ)(゚血゚#)(゚ー゚)(´¬`)ヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノ(´π`)( ´ω`)(´ー`)(´ー`)(´人`)ヽ(´∇`)ノ(;゚∀゚)(⌒∇⌒ゞ)Σ(;゚Д゚)(・∀・)(・∀・)(´~`)ヽ(´ー`)ノ(⌒∇⌒ゞ)(゚血゚#)(゚血゚#)(゚血゚#)(゚血゚#)(゚血゚#)┐(゚~゚)┌┐(゚~゚)┌ヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノ( ´,_ゝ`)( ´,_ゝ`)( ´,_ゝ`)( ´,_ゝ`)( ´,_ゝ`)( ´,_ゝ`)( ´,_ゝ`)( ´,_ゝ`)( ´,_ゝ`)(´ー`)(´ー`)(´ー`)(´ー`)
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My personal tech support... I summon thee... Replies 18
I moved to Arch Linux from Windows XP because I realized all of this old Windows nostalgia/aesthetics fad is just shallow and stupid, but I can't make my system look good. To be more specific, I'm having trouble with fonts. On windows, the fonts were always sharp. After some research I realized this may have something to do with bitmap fonts being used instead of outline fonts, but I'm not sure. On every distro I've used the fonts were always fuzzy and ugly. The font pack I installed was gnu-free-fonts, but I'm not sure this has something to do with anything. Would installing a different package and removing this one sort things out? Is there some configuration somewhere I have to tweak? How do you make your linux machine look nice and sharp?
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this is the only image that will remain when the internet is shut down. every website will redirect to this
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PSA: vaping will make you gay Replies 9
After failing to quit smoking again and again I've taken up vaping because I reason that it's probably healthier, plus I can do it inside and not have to be in the cold.

I feel embarrassed about it though. This has to be the gayest, most juvenile shit of this era. I enjoyed the taste of (quality) cigarettes, but now my mouth tastes like candy ass fruity bullshit all day. I've tried tobacco flavors but they suck... Vapes are most certainly being marketed towards children too. Aside from the flavors the branding is also juvenile. I got one called FLAVOR BEAST MAX and the logo is written in the most obnoxious font you can imagine.

It could only appeal to a 12 year old boy. And indeed, whenever I hit my vape I start thinking about 12 year old boys. I think about their supple pink lips wrapping around the mouthpiece, their flat, hairless chests expanding as they inhale those sweet, intoxicating, heavy-metal laden fumes. Their mouths opening to reveal a glistening, moist tongue as they exhale and blow smoke rings, eyes half closed, those soft pink lips pursed and ready to be kissed... drool
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VARIABLE SETS DISCUSSION

What are typical sets of written signs you use to denote variables?
I know you can do infinite subscripts but even they need to belong to a set.
I know you can reuse the same set infinitely in subscripts if the order determines its meaning.
Besides that, what are the useful and not useful sets?

When I'm not sure what I'm doing on paper but I want neither to cross out previous equations if I turn out to be mistaken nor to be unable to plug them in later on - I use lots of sets of signs.

Most common are:
* Lower case English/latin (26 characters)
* Upper case English/latin (26 characters)
* Lower case Greek (24 characters)
The above have physical parameters assigned to them culturally like mass being 'm', velocity being 'v' and so on. So they are not very reusable for custom purposes unless you want to get confused.

Less common are:
* Upper case Greek (24 characters)
* Roman numerals (Very many characters)
I don't see them often, most of them are free to use without too much use in physics.

Very rare:
* Cursive/fancy latin. (26 characters)
Almost never used in maths and physics. Free to use mostly. Unless you can't make your cursive distinguishable which is a problem.


ADDITIONAL SETS NEVER OR HARDLY USED

* Cursive upper Greek (24 characters)
* Cursive lower Greek (24 characters)
No idea why people don't use it more often. Any engineer should know it already, so it is 2 free sets for everyone with no effort.

* Chinese numerals
Quick to learn, feels related to roman numerals and I would use them if I wanted to do something similar to that which I had denoted with roman earlier. It is an infinite set.

* Hebrew abjad (22 characters)
Requires learning, but they are free 22 characters as you don't use alef everyday.

* Modified hiragana
* Modified katakana
You leave out signs that don't have all 5 variants of their row. (Keep まみむめも5-rower, but leave out やゆよbecause there is no ye and yi and there is no full 5 characters of this row!)
You are left with 8 sets of 5 characters and a few extras. Two sets actually because hiragana and katakana but pay attention to へ, leave its 5 characters out perhaps and you got at least 7x5.

You can add the tiny circle to any of them like in ぴ but do for all characters as needed. Even to those that legally can't have it. You doubled your set this way.
You can add tiny two lines to any of them び. Same as above, doubled the set.

Besides you have now 3 variants of the same root like ひ, び, ぴ for all 8 rows. ヒ, ビ and ピ are 3 extras of the same sound. You now can organize them either by dakuten, handakuten or none and by katakana or hiragana depending on your needs and how you assign relations in your equations. Extremely good. It's like a rectangle made of 1x2+1x2+1x2 or 2x3 whichever you like more, or a 2x2 square when you don't need more variables.

ひびぴ <--- look, how nice of a rectangle!
ヒビピ

* Chinese zodiac (120 variables)
Divided into yin and yang, one of the 12 animals and one of 5 elements.
2x12x5=120 <--- what a lovely cuboid!
You go with a standard order! Requires learning...

MORE SET IDEAS
* Slash your sign with a straight line - you doubled your set options. Like Ø or Ł but with an entire set.
* Give your characters an inverse of a 'hat'. Doubled your set options. Like Č or Š with an entire set.
* Encircle your characters to make a new set. Though it is tiring to look at.

NOT RECOMMENDED SETS
* Cyrillic
Shares too many characters with greek and latin.
If you implement it along with latin and greek you have 'e' and you have no idea whether it was from latin, greek, russian or just euler. Very bad choice!
* Chinese
Because unlike hiragana or katakana you cannot assign relations or a standard order (like alphabets) to things unless you use common radicals that could signify that these are related but that is it.
I would leave it as a miscellaneous set to use only if I can't find any relations between what I am calculating. A number trash bin where you throw numbers that you will not use later on or when very desperate.
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I hab put eurasian type noodles on my Polish tomato soup, and it is better than pasta. astonish
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Does anyone know what these caps that frequently appear in japanese media are called? In english they are called Peaked Caps.
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hmmm... finnish food... appetizing...
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banana

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