A cat in a hat

What does /b/ think of him?

Hachikuji Mayoi: "Sorry, I farted ".

I'm going to post a big update to my vocal synthesis project tomorrow. Stay tuned.

Hint: This image has been driving insane for the last few days.

does anyone know where I can torrent hentai videos? specifically I am looking for the complete Shoujo Ramune series right now. it's easy to find online to view, but I want to save it in high quality.

arigatou, heyuri-san.

lets go to this japanese restaurant i found man

Heyuri-tan has come to life and exists in Tomodachi Life now

why do I have to wait so so soo many months to change my username on vidlii?

Its not fair kaguya

Heyuri....
They say evidence points to existence being deterministic.
Determinism -> fatalism -> nihilism

Is life even real?

Long ago i was driving on a busy street and on my lane there was a cat seizing up after being hit by a car. All the cars were avoiding it and so did i.
Would you also avoid this cat? Or would you run him over to shorten his suffering but risk outrage from all the onlookers?

Masterpiece

i found pigeonz

（　´∀｀）つ yuuyuuu

uploading a random video as a new thread since it keeps giving me error as im trying to make a thread with a mp4 file under 10 mb. no idea what the issue may be (i tried recoding the video and ditterent devices) so i wanna see if the issue persists with other videos..admins are free to delete this thread but you can also discuss under it if experiencing similar issues （ ´,_ゝ`）

i've nothing to post or say, still, haev a chen day!

i see...
chibi human is doing something so terrible that the twin dolls are becoming hostile

https://github.com/victorvde/jpeg2png

There's this rather obscure tool on github from a decade ago called "jpeg2png" that's designed to remove jpeg artifacts. I've been using it for a decade now and nothing else even comes close to it in terms of quality. Even those expensive neural network based ones are considerably less effective than this tool.

The only real flaw of it is that some images that actually do contain significant noise and are saved at low quality get smoothed out slightly. Understand though that importantly, that this is not smoothing in the sense of blurring, but reduction of the JPEG coefficients. In general, this tool does not result in any blurring. I believe the tool works by tweaking the DCT coefficients to result in the minimum noise and maximum coherence, which usually results in a result very close to the original.

The reason the smoothing happens for high noise images is presumably because it is because the solution it finds is just to tweak every DCT coefficient so it is slightly smaller to minimize the cost. I wonder if this issue could be simply fixed by detecting when most DCT coefficients decrease, and not changing them in that case. In cases where they are legitimately being decreased, the reduction in cost would be significantly higher and the changes in DCT coefficient should be pretty much evenly spread, as the errors were introduced by quantization/rounding, which is not biased.

kagunya if he was a cat

Hai~

Your fortune: We don't know what happens next

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post ur best cosplayz! （ ´,_ゝ`）

how to become a real heyrizen?

JUMP!
BOUNCE!
DOWN!
UP!
JUMP!

I caught a nigra LOL

Please give me some good Miku & Rin MMDs

put something inside this bottle ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

Some real CP for ya - you've earned it (σ･∀･)σ

https://ai.heyuri.lol/ - made & hosted by pen man

AI text-to-speech for messages posted in Chat@Heyuri. Make sure you allow AutoPlay to hear anything

Rakeman Enterprises, we sell rakes, only rakes

who is this genius that submitted shoko asahara banner lol

What would you do if you went to spy on a girl like this but got trapped? If you stay silent, you might not get caught, but you could end up getting pissed or shat on. The only way to avoid that fate is to reveal you are there, and then face legal troubles. What would you do?

Dear wonderful Oekaki artists of Heyuri,

(preface: this has nothing to do with Heyuri really)
Your brothers and sisters in Gurochan are expensive to take care of and as expected, no ad agencies will touch the site. So kaguya is going to be asking gurochan users for donations to help with costs.

We need to really pull at the heartstrings to get money, so I'm making a banner. could one of you draw picrel (the site mascot) begging for money like a hobo?.. (just a square, resolution doesnt matter I'll shop as needed). if you provide an address I'll pay you 10 dollars in crypto of your choice

i know i shouldnt be posting here at all, but this is something i wanted to write about a long time ago to dispel all doubts and accusations against me and to explain my situation, its like statement, Q&A, idk but i will be very happy if someone will read it
if its written chaotically, i apologize, i wrote it recently at around 1 or 2 am and i was super tired
i dont want to come across as annoying, i just want to apologize to everyone here in general, especially for lying so much

(USER WAS RAPED FOR THIS POST)

i smoked my first ciggie

this was supposed to be kawaii but all I can hear is

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord.
He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored.
He has loosed the fateful lightning of His terrible swift sword.
His truth is marching on.

Explain plz. Why all of them lost the gaym. They're not discussing it on Danbooru, and even the original tweet does not give any hints.

We need to make a heyuri Fightin game. Hit em hard Champion.

>>175214

Based on reports from early May 2026, the launch of the MacBook Neo has been a massive success, with Apple CEO Tim Cook describing its demand as "off the charts" and "unprecedented".

https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/macbook-neo-allegedly-selling-too-182812394.html
https://www.macrumors.com/2026/05/01/apple-was-caught-off-guard-by-macbook-neo/

does anyone happen to have an image of 4ch’s homepage from around 2005–2006? I need it for something

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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
WHO THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
WHEN THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
WHERE THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
WHY THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
HOW THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

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I've re-enabled CRBAchan and restored all the posts lost in the raid. Further more, I've ensured this can never happen again.

CRBAchan: https://ib.crba.tw
CRBA Archive: https://crba.tw

I'm also looking to expand the CRBA site. One thing I want to do is create an immersive community experience that feels like the pure CRBA innocence. To do this, I'd a very intricate web design. *I am soliciting ideas for this.* Maybe we could have "CRBA mail" system where you can write letters within CRBA. It would very themed.

I've also been working on some concrete improvements and additions to the site. I've not released it yet, but plan to very soon. I plan to add the ability to view the CRBA art chronologically and in other ways. Additionally, I plan to improve the organization from the site and incorporate a text archive of things Sean has written. I've posted an example of this improved design as the image for this post. I also plan to add an archive of AVCHonline's videos and music.

Let me know if you have any ideas for creating the beautiful immersive innocence experiences!

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ITSUDEMO TOUCH I GET THIS KANJOU AND ITSUDEMO CHUU I SWEAR TOBIMASU, CANT YOU FEEL MY KOKORO ITSUMADEMO I NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

at 18:30 UTC today we'll play Counter Strike: Source.

We'll play a couple maps, you can also suggest maps you wanna play ITT

HOW 2 CONNECT:
- Open game
- Go to 'options', on Keyboard look for 'Advanced...'
- Tick 'enable developer console'
- Now press ` to open the console, then paste connect 209.141.62.168; password lolheyuri
- YOU WIN

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GET OFF THE SHITTER!!!

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ban all pornography with men in it

im very old
do kids these days still naruto run?
it would be a shame if that went away

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she'll save me

I'm ugly, so I have the privilege of self-inserting as the goburin

https://alllooksame.com/app/quiz.php?tid=1

Let's take this test and post our results

what would a heyurian do if they found out their uma has got a huge horse cock

Are you Long D ?

Long Dian

Heyuri playing??? Heyuri playing??

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Imagine having a cute JC as your apartment landlord

What would you do /b/?

Tick Tock, Lovey Dovey, Doki Doki...

My time is tick-tocking

Hello, I am the CRBA admin and I am back again.

If you don't know CRBA is a very obscure art series created by a Japanese/Taiwanese artist. I discovered it a little over two years ago now and it holds a deep place in my heart. Basically, I wanted to collected all of his art in one place in the best quality so I launched a website for it: https://crba.tw

It holds a deep place in my heart and has made me experience some very special feelings that I have felt nowhere else. In particular, it has this amazing ethereal aura, combined with this beautiful overpowering saccharine innocence that is just so beautiful and genuine.

Whenever I think about CRBA, I feel this feeling of an 'infinite past' - not nostalgia per se, but just this beautiful dreamlike innocence. Furthermore, it feels almost completely outside of reality, like it completely transcends the real world to the point where there is no resemblance at all.

On my website, there was an imageboard. A few weeks ago, there was a raid that filled it with spam and bumped off the posts. I thought I had configured to never bump off posts, but for some reason that didn't seem to work. Fortunately. I have a backup of the database, but haven't gotten around to doing that quite yet.

I was thinking that when I get around to doing that, I should also make some other improvements I've been meaning to make to this site. Then that got me thinking of this amazing idea, imagine creating a series of collaborative CRBA-themed community activities within the website that would allow you to feel the CRBA innocence as a participant? In order for the proper immersion to work, it would to be very delicately designed. Unfortunately, I am a terrible artist with no skill, so I could not do it. I am wondering if any of you like this idea, and have thoughts on the kinds of community activities that could be implemented, or even wish to help with the design.

I ordered drugs off the dark web and the police were there with the mailman and asked if I ordered them I said no and they asked to come in my house I said no and then they left

sweet tummy (´￢`)

nom~

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I have indigestion.

Young warrior! our world has been taken over by the evil demon BadBad, Please help me defeat him with your mighty blade.

i dont like it when artists draw otokonoko with large PENISes, so i edited it smaller
i feel like otokonoko should have small ones because uke

Haven't been around here in a while, what have you """people""" been up to????

There is more than just androgynes, shota and barajank, in fact, there is a secret hidden type... Shota overall structure, androgynous to effeminate muscular structure while still quite strong but in a way that is not shortened, useless and ugly... And still relatively boyish in their own unique blend with androgynous spices

Sadly it's too rare and the remnant types are from dysfunctional families and oftenly die very young to very bad causes or end up being abused by narcissistic gays or some jewish or gypsy hags that are all clones of each other and chase after autists, BPD and sensitive guys... If you look at aristocratic communities, you can also see, they are all sacrificed... Either in vanity or dying in wars or getting deluded not just with false partners and false comrades but into certain delusion and taking terrible sides

How much men like this, and that are also pneumatic, smart and of distinct qualities exist today in physical form? Things are so cursed...

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Hogan always goes over BROTHER

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honestly, I just wanted to show everyone here this shit I made, the 30 Minute Sisters SIS-W00 Marical model kit
she's so fucking cute with her hat and four arms and school swimsuit (the latter two of which were optional parts I got to make her my own, and don't come as standard)

the kit is kind of a mess due to the elbows and hat joint, but fuck man, she's so cute

ALL SHALL SUBMIT TO THE EMPEROR... EQUIDAE EMPEROR!!!

Do the Japanese hold a fascination with European knights like the west does with Samurai?

huhuhuhuhuh

while you were wasting your life on the internet I beat deedlit in wonder labyrinth

What are the best resources to learn more about the Aum Shinrikyo cult and the Tokyo sarin gas attacks?

because of my receding hairline covered by bangs i cant go outside when its windy. please someone kill me（ ´,_ゝ`）

I've arrived at Solaceon town.

this girl sitting here keeps taking her shoes off..

here you go heyuri, i still cant imagine the slightest. Maybe, that one tutorial, and, and, the rest, really went school. and you are....fuck, what do you, actually do? again?

It's kind of crazy that there is an image out there of Jeffrey Epstein pretending to take a bite out of a childs ass, we know that most of the high up politicians in America were friends with him and went to his island, and basically, American people don't even care.

In my country when people got sick of the leader, they stole a helicopter, flew to his palace, and killed him. On Christmas Day!

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AAAAARRRHHHHHH—MY EYES… I CAN’T SEE.. OH GOD, IT BURNS!

What does Heyuri think of Humans?

is no graem as same as raep?

KAGUYAAAAAA!
You stupid bitch!!
I bought a Heyuri Gold pass just the other day and now you give it away FOR FREE?!

Welcome to Heyuri RAEPing day, have a nice RAEP.

GOLDEN WEEKU

Dig up old stuff from your hard drives and reminisce on ye olde times.
Post your favorite old memes and OCs! :DDD
And maybe new ones if you could...ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

Your fortune: You have cancer

Brutal Cat fight. War for Territory

dice2d8=8, 8 (16)

pssssssssssssssh happy golden week

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Is 39chan.moe good or shitty?

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HEE HEE

The other day i saw this excellent specimen, pictured here - a baseball variant of Yamato Suzuran.

It would be probable to say it may very well make the list of my top 10 favorite wahas.

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which to choose?

WAHA~

MOAR MIKU

Heyuri, please give me your favorite MMDs.

Anyone played Trials in teh sky, original or remake? People seems to really love this gaem and Trails in general :3

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im going outside, wish me luck

First ball thrown Groke has joined the team.

A Dark Inora monster appeared on Heyuri Island!! The city at (5, 9) has been trampled!

Another milestone! (´ω`)ゞ

Burmese generals are so kawaii!

i sounded without lube

Moooooooo, moo. moooo. mo.

These are my nigras

Can I teach in heyuri? Does anyone wanna learn how to, KJG(sorta, not in style) your art? Your style? Yeah it's not tied to any style, so, rather mathemathical. But maybe not really. Also I have some, allergies or oversight, so, should I even teach?
It's an advice I was given, and it's not even Buddhist, so, maybe we trade, enable for enable, fun for fun.

Asks and answer, as long as in topic

th-they have a mind of their own! (;ﾟДﾟ)

I've been trying to write a book but i have no ideas on what to write (;´Д`)

my idea is a novella where, while having the same characters, each chapter can more or less stand on its own. i also want it to be eroi. you guys are much more degenerate than me, so please give me some ideas.

This is the resort I forgot even existed...

GIMME TUTORIAL TO REFLECTIONREFRACTIONTRANSLUCENCY
ANIMATION

NOW!

ALSO THEY ALL MUST BE IN 600K PROFIT-SALES

Hey,

For the past year I’ve been thinking about makin a website that people might actually enjoy using, maybe something that could last long-term, like 4chan. It’s a bit of an abstract idea, I know, and I’m not expecting anything huge to come of it.

I’m not too focused on longevity or scale, at ALL right now, I’m more interested in what people would actually want from something like this. So I’d appreciate any honest input: what kind of features, format, or community structure do you think would make a site ACTUALLY worth visiting, aside from nekos?

What are the coolest looking personal websites you've ever seen? like an artists portfolio or simply a Blog... I need some sort of inspiration

GIMME SEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXX!!!

We!

We are!

The Heyurizens!

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!HEYURI.vvM #kvid*pdw
!HEYURI/5ug #5WM=;Ng]
!HEYURI/lMM #1\dUT@W5
!HEYURI.vTw #R`1W2!C/

Today marks the 4th year of Kaguyas term. According to the Heyuri constitution, elections must take place now!

Who do you vote for the 2026 Heyuri elections?

wide enough?

KNEEL BEFORE YOUR KING

happeh 4 years kaguya

tatata ta ke taketaketaketaketaketaketa ta la la la la la la la la la la la la la

IN CASE YOU DONT CHECK OEKAKI@HEYURI (BAKA!) PYONTANDAYO-SAN MAED THIS AMAZING HEYURI-TAN

https://img.heyuri.net/o/potiboard.php?res=7516
https://img.heyuri.net/o/potiboard.php?res=7516
https://img.heyuri.net/o/potiboard.php?res=7516
https://img.heyuri.net/o/potiboard.php?res=7516
https://img.heyuri.net/o/potiboard.php?res=7516

KTHXBAI

Hello Heyuri, I originally did one of these with pokemon Red. Where I autistically went through every part of the game. Now I will do the same with Platinum. I have already decided on the team somewhat. But I suck at names so I'll request them when I get said team member.

When was the last time you were afflicted with Chinese? How long did it take you to recover?

jingle bells jingle bells la la la lala

Ready for MS Flight Simulator.

lalala love and joy la la la lala

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dearest staff-sama,

this is my confession, i love you so much and have loved you ever since we were chuugakusei... i even want to suck your gross hairy sweaty otaku balls... i dont know if you reciprocate my feelings but if you do please indicate below...

with love-
Anonymous-san

Fuck vocaverse.network. Total shithole. Somehow even worse than the Vocaloid subreddit.

Cute, good age (22-23) BPDTwink was actually being performative and even said I'm from before bronze age... And this wasn't even the first time...

Got to wait until the next opportunity, sooooooooon

meow meow. meow. fucker. meow.

i hope everynyans havin a naisu day

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

help me finish this puzzle

https://jiggie.fun/I2CHD7

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one of my friends is talking to me about killing themselves and i dont know what to do. how do you guys deal with suicidal thoughts?(;ﾟДﾟ)

Whats good homie

15 minutes into kidnapping they give you this look. what do you do?

Scientists have just come up with a way of combining 2D faces with 3D bodies, to get the best of both worlds. This is expected to increase the fappability of most images by 50%

Japanese porn is well ahead of Western productions in formal presentation, and it shows even the subtler choices. For example, notice here how the fisheye lens is used for it's distortion, creating a caricature effect that makes the woman's thighs look almost monumental in their fleshiness? Such aesthetic moves somehow elude Western producers despite their relative ease. I wonder what techniques you have noticed yourself traversing the landscape of Japanese adult video?

between youtube, stock photo sites, or...zerochans,
which one considerably, the best place to rely to when, drawing massive resources, maybe for upside down, or just, the fundamental standard to learn, eerythingkind of forms, and subjects

Fear me, humans. FEAR MY WRATH! ヽ(`Д´)ノ

mmmghgmghg i ate BBQ ribs...

Lets have a cs:source game night

I'm thinking 18:30 UTC this sunday (2026/04/26 18:30 UTC) but if that date doesnt work for some of you we can decide on a new date

As for hosting, i'll set up a server we can use on a VPS so we dont run into an issue of a host no-showing on the day without warning like last time

Rescheduled to 2026/05/02 18:30 UTC (saturday)

practical breasts ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

no child no work

If there's a Pedobear, is there also a Infantobear, Nepiobear, Hebebear and a Ephebobear?

ZOMG HEYURIS BACK THAT WAS LIEK 10 MINUTES OF NO HEYURI BUT ITS FINALLY BACK

This is a foot.

haev u ever held a pensnis that wasnt ur own?

What did you listen to today? (Since you woke up, none of that 00:00 to 23:59 silliness.)
There are few music threads up that aren't marked for deletion.

aside from animanga what else are you and otaku about?

im a blink-182 otaku....

i heard you liek heyuri so i put a heyuri in ur heyuri

the 5555th image uploaded to Uploader@Heyuri

This is a parasite. It sticks onto the bodies of certain creatures and sucks their blood, then injects its larvae (see right) into the nutrient-rich wound.

I feel like I've been going insane over the last day. I've scoured every paper mention Excitation plus Resonance, but at least as far as I can tell, none of them actually mentioned the procedure for actually estimating the parameters of the EpR resonances. Even the expired patent for EpR doesn't seem to mention it. After thinking about it for a while, I attempted to come up with something. No idea if it will actually work though. The procedure I came up with is as follows:

a) An amplitude spectrum representing N discrete sampled amplitudes of sinusoids in a frame or voice pulse is calculated such that for every index i in [0, N), Amp is estimation of the value of the amplitude of a sinusoid having frequency i*F at a time or over a time period, where F is a constant frequency step. In the case of WBVPM, F is the fundamental frequency.
b) A logarithmic amplitude spectrum comprising an array of N elements is created such that LogAmp[i] = log(Amp[i]) for i in [0, N), where N is the number of discrete values in the amplitude spectrum and Amp is the amplitude spectrum.
c) A cubic natural spline LogInt comprising N - 1 segments is created from the values of the logarithmic amplitude spectrum and positions represent the frequency values of the sinusoids estimated in the amplitude spectrum.
d) An array capable of holding up to 2N-2 objects representing the resonance parameters (frequency, amplitude, and bandwidth) is created and it's initial length is set to zero.
e) For each segment S of the spline LogInt having index i and parameters offset o; span h; and coefficients a, b, c, and d (representing the cubic, quadratic, linear, and constant values, respectively); the following is performed:
e) 1) The derivative of S is computed.
e) 2) The roots of said derivative is computed, and for each of them, the following steps are performed:
e) 2) a) It is checked whether the root, when the offset o and span h is accounted for, lies in the range [o, o+h] of segment S. If it does not, it is discarded and the further computation is skipped.
e) 2) b) The value of the second derivative of the segment S is computed at the root. If it is not negative, the root is discarded and the further computation is skipped.
e) 2) c) Then a resonance parameters object is appended to the end of the resonance parameters array, and that array's length is increased by one. The frequency value is set to the root. The amplitude value is set to the difference of the interpolated logarithmic amplitude spline value at the root and the value of the source curve at the root. The bandwidth value is set to the reciprocal of the negation of the second derivative of the segment at the root.
f) An iterative refinement process of the resonances is performed for M iterations. For each iteration, the following is performed:
f) 1) For each resonance O with index i in the resonance array, the following is performed:
f) 1) a) A sum s is set to 0.
f) 1) b) Then, for each resonance O2 (including resonance O) with index j in the resonance array, the sum is increased by the value of the resonance O2 at the frequency of the resonance O.
f) 1) c) The difference between the sum s and the interpolated value of the logarithmic amplitude spline LogInt at the frequency of O is computed. It is multiplied by a fixed step size S and then the amplitude of O is subtracted by this value.[/i][/i]

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COW u thar?

It's time to clean your room!

My childhood

I can't believe this is 30 years old now

toire~

BOOBS

I shocked myself with batteries and a paperclip in order to ejaculate, and it was the biggest cum of my life.

I've been looking for some way to spice it up, as fapping has been getting boring. You know, sometimes fapping with a full bladder just stimulates you more. So I thought, adding in some mild shocks will too. I was holding onto the contraption while fapping and it felt so energizing. I came BIG

Any tf2 players around here??? was thinking we could do a game night playing tf2 or team fortress 2 classic

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perfect insight 🪷 perfect conduct 🪷 perfect beauty 🪷 perfect charm 🪷

Aaaand there. Done! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Please, passerby, if you would be so kind... I am a poor, and lowly beggar, begging you for even just a few cents. I am in a very poor country... if you could spare even a dime... I'd be very grateful... I want to eat something tasty... I'll do anything for money.

my BTC address: bc1q4unepqrwz3s0t4kcs8xn5xxpsgxja6ukjy7mws

guess who's back (^_^)

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What do "we" think of Diana from Pragmata?

why are my tululoo engine threads deleted.