What does it mean? :dizzy:

reverse ntr :iyahoo:

have u ever accidentally vacuumed up your underwear?

why is everyone saying ATFBooru is down? its right there...

Would you eat this?

sunday night party! :onigiri:

can food go moldy isnide your stomach?

One of these days I'm gonna get a time machine so I can save you all.

I'M SO FUCKING PUMPED THAT IT GOT THIS POPULAR AGAIN
LONG LIVE TEH ICHIGOAS ヽ(´∇`)ノ

do you ever feel like heyuri isn't the place to be?

GLORY TO TEH YAKURUTO SWALLOWS

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

460 unique users?

heh... im about to shoot you :lolico:

join teh 24 hour club :onigiri:

What would you do if you found our older sister asleep like this?

an fatposter with an estimate BMI of ovar 9000 has been observed sitting on 4chan's rack-mounted server.

killing 520 4chan users and injuring 1931 others.

photo of native /Strange World/ user found? :unsure:

show me ya best moves, heyuri :cool:

:nosebleed:

Hai Heyuri v(^_^v)

It's been fun posting with you guys, but I found a time machine so I'm bouncin back to where I came from: AD 1993!

Post ITT if you want to come with me, but I'm leaving in 15 minutes

How do one maybe draw upside down,inverted or rotated but still same objects, or as unrotated.

gaze upon my FAIL animation about iruyeh-tan （ ´,_ゝ`）

I don't think I can ever forgive my parents for forcing me to exist. I love them, and I know they have my best interests in mind but I just cannot bear the burden of existence anymore. :cry:

5ch's been shut down, and for a second I thought this one was too!! :worry:
Thankfully, Heyuri's back though :biggrin:
I guess 5ch was shut down because someone get buggered over the board dedicated to jerking off to dead cats or something :hokke: I say we invite our cat-stomping, Japanese brethren here, and change the name of /jp/ to /cr/ - Cat Rape. Who's with me?

We do loli catgirls. Not because they are easy. But because we are HARD. :banana:

Come and Say Gday!

:waha: ↜(｀∀´)Ψ

A sadly common occurrence for the more outgoing of us otaku (;´Д`)

Dear hikikokex-san

I would like to rape you.

Do you accept this proposition? plz say no or else its not raep

Yours sincerely,
- Teh Rapeman

blrbrblb.. im becoming... a...... FATPOSTER

( ´ ￢ ` )

AI translation of a Japanese article by ITmedia:

The major bulletin board “5channel” (5ch.net) and its related site “BBSPINK” (bbspink.com) are reportedly set to be permanently suspended by the U.S. registrar Epik. As of March 6, 5channel has begun operating under the alternative domain “5ch.io.”

According to Jim Watkins, who runs both sites, via X and other channels, his entire account with Epik will be suspended on March 9 due to content involving animal abuse that violates Epik’s terms of service.

Epik stated that “the responsibility for content management lies with the domain owner, and that responsibility has not been fulfilled,” declaring that 5channel and BBSPINK will be permanently suspended and that domain transfers will not be allowed.

Watkins reacted to the move by saying, “This is the end of free speech,” arguing that ICANN (the domain management organization) does not allow such permanent locks. He called on users to support him by emailing Epik in protest and hinted that “a solution will likely be found soon.”

Epik has also requested that other domains managed by Watkins, such as “8kun.net,” be transferred to another provider by March 9, separate from 5ch.net and bbspink.com.

Heyuri.net managed getting its way out of a permanent Epik suspension with no domain transfer in the past, but let's see if 5channel can do as much too :nyaoo-closedeyes:

words of wisdom?

SIKE!
LOL GEORGE BUSH

stack overflow is kill :cry:

wsp im new here lol
add me on spacehey if u got it
https://spacehey.com/rxcco0n
:biggrin:

i have gathered you all here today for...

This is what a successful handshake looks like

post ur setups! :cool:

This is Lain

this site fucking sucks

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Look i got da balls heh... (´￢`)

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

US sank an Iranian ship, and in defiance of all international laws, left the survivors to drown. 61 sailors drowned before the remainder were rescued by Sri Lanka

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Does Heyuri smok wed?:unsure:

Does anyone here watch western cartoons? :unsure:

I missed you all so much…

Donatien Alphonse François, Marquis de Sade
2 June 1740 – 2 December 1814

"The most foulest list of depraved obscenities I've ever had the displeasure of reading"

Those of us who studied in the west may have heard his name during High School Literature class. You may be familiar with some of his works, including but not limited to:

Les 120 Journées de Sodome ou l'école du libertinage ,
Justine, ou Les Malheurs de la Vertu ,
and
L'Histoire de Juliette ou les Prospérités du vice

Let's take a look at his most famous novel, 120 Days of Sodom

The story is set in an isolated and inaccessible castle, the Chateau de Silling, deep inside the black forest. Four wealthy and powerful French libertines (hedonists, essentially) seclude themselves there for several months.

They gather up a harem of local french boys and girls, including their own daughters, eight teenage and pre-teenage boys, and 8 teenage and pre-teenage girls. The 16 boys and girls having been kidnapped from local families. To serve alongside these captured sex slaves are 8 young men with exceptionally large cocks, and four elderly, hideous deformed hags to serve as maids.

The Marquis goes into great detail about the beauty of the captured children and the hideousness of the hags. The hags are described as having giant abcesses in their ass from which rotting flesh fills the smell of any room they enter. They are missing teeth, some are missing eyeballs. They are fat and with hideiously large noses, balding, and covered in scabs.

The 4 libertines, having assembled everyone, lay out the rules for their 120 days of debauchery. Principally, they seek to indulge in every possible fetish imaginable. It is to culminate, the young girls are told, in their death through various means of torture.

It covers... just about everything.

Incest
> 17. He forces a father to fuck his daughter after he has
> himself had her maidenhead.

Farting
> 27. He kisses the asshole of one girl while a second girl frigs
>his ass and a third his prick; they then exchange tasks, so
>that, when all is said and done, each of the three has her ass
>kissed, each frigs his prick, each frigs his ass. Farts are
>required of them all.

Coprophagia:
> 29. He sucks a beshitted ass, has a tongue frig his own
>beshitted asshole, and frigs himself upon a beshitted ass; the
>three girls then exchange positions.

>beshitted asshole
:xd:

Also

> 39. He has a girl shit in his mouth, but does not eat her
>turd, and while the first girl is in action, a second sucks his
>prick and frigs his ass; while discharging, he shits into the
>hand of the girl who is socratizing him. The girls exchange
>places.


...

He goes on and on about eating shit and forcing other people to do it. At least 20 different scenarios are envisioned. Well! Let's indulge one more:

>   44. He places himself in a bathtub; thirty women come up
>one after another and piss and shit into it till it is full; he
>discharges while paddling about in all that

Truly, he has the debauched mind of a Heyurizen

Blasphemy:

This clearly gave the Marquis a huge hard on. He loved debasing sacred things, and in 18th century catholic France, the following passages were about as edgy as one could get.

>    53. He goes to confession for the sole purpose of making his
>confessor's prick rise aloft; he lists a quantity of infamous
>misdeeds, and frigs himself in the confessional all the while he

>62. He farts and has the whore fart in the chalice, he pisses
>thereinto and has her piss thereinto, he shits thereinto and has
>her shit thereinto, and finally he discharges into the chalice.
>    63. He has a small boy shit upon the paten, and he eats
>this while the boy sucks him.
>    64. He has two girls shit upon a crucifix, he shits thereupon
>when they have finished, and he is frigged against the three
>turds covering the idol's face.

...and my father used to talk about "Piss Christ" being a sign of the end times. That doesn't compare to what this bastard was up to 300 years ago!

Let us continue.

>    87. He has himself held by three girls, he gets down on
>hands and knees, a fourth girl mounts astride him and
>thrashes him; each member of the quartet takes her turn
>mounting and flogging him.

Ah, well! Alright, this actually doesn't sound too bad. I'd partake in this myself.

> 88. Naked, he puts himself in the midst of six girls; he is
>consciencestricken, asks to be forgiven, casts himself down
>upon his knees. Each girl decrees a penance, and he is given
>one hundred strokes for each penance he refuses to do: 'tis
>the girl he refuses who whips him. Well, these penances are all
>exceedingly unpleasant: one would like to shit into his mouth;
>another have him lick up her spittle from the floor; a third is
>menstruating and would have him lick her cunt clean; the
>fourth hasn't washed her feet, will he kindly lick between her
>toes; the fifth has snot awaiting his tongue, etc.

Alright fuck off I'm not doing that! :angry:

>(This one is truly charming and has my infinite recommendation)

The answer is still no.

INSECT INSEMINATION

>    109. He rubs a naked girl with honey, then binds her to a
> column and releases upon her a swarm of large flies.

VOMITING

>    112. Makes her swallow a heavy dose of emetic, persuades
> her she has been poisoned, and frigs himself while watching
> her vomit.

BOILING:

> 123. When she has removed all her clothes, he casts her, as
> if by accident, into a vat of nearly boiling water and prevents
> her from climbing out until he has first discharged upon her
> body.
:(

The list really is endless. But it wouldn't be complete without GURO

> 100. He bleeds her from all four of her limbs and from her
>jugular vein too, and frigs himself while watching the five
>fountains of blood.

> 107. He removes a hand, sawing through the wrist.
>  108. While discharging, he batters in her front teeth with a
>hammer. He is very fond of sucking her mouth before
>proceeding to the major phase of his operation.

Truly a forerunner of Gurochan.

:sweat::sweat:

AAAAAAND WE'RE BACK WITH A VENGEANCE, BABY!
LONG LIVE KAGUYA!

mark my word when the oil in north dakota runs out in 20 years it will look like west virginia but worse. west virignia at least doesnt have the rez and is semi close to dmv. north dakota isnt close to anything it is literally in the middle of nowhere

>Skittles
>Fuego

Spicy Skittles WTF?? :cry:

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

so that's how it is huh?
as soon as heyuri is back on you leave strange world?
i wish a thousand fatties to be hungry upon meeting you! :furious:

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

can somebody tell me exactly what happened? :worry2:

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

you have now arrived at the heyuri floor

thats amazing nyo

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Heyuri was down for so long, I grew a third arm and a third leg! :angry:

I've been waiting 3 days to post this image! :waha:

So I've been working on a project to re-implement the VOCALOID1 engine.
I'm basing it on the description in Jordi Bonada's PhD thesis "Voice Processing and Synthesis by Performance Sampling and Spectral Models" and not the original papers as the former is more detailed, easier to follow, and also describes the VOCALOID2 engine.

After a lot of trouble with getting TWM f0 estimation to work, I've finally gotten to implementing MFPA. And amazingly, it seems to have worked first try.

Compare my results:
https://i.ibb.co/dsvgv0fd/Screen-Shot-2026-03-02-at-3-54-48-PM.png

To the results in the study:
https://i.ibb.co/C3fjdWVd/Screen-Shot-2026-03-02-at-3-55-09-PM.png

how many fingers am i holding up?

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

BANZAI! :waha:

:cool: HEYURI ALWAYZ WINS :cool:

:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:

party hard :biggrin:

ITS BACK ITS BACK HEYURIS BACK THANK YOU ADMINSAMA

posting chiyo on a revived board! :waha:

THREE CHEERS FOR KAGUNYA~

Welcome back.

tadaima

THREE MONTHS INTO 2026 :iyahoo:

:angry:

Is there anyone who makes better anime sex dolls than Doll Hakoniwa?

Do you plan on living to your 40s?

I'm a male and I find large breasts very attractive, but they also intimidate me. Actually adult women do in general. I am also a lolicon. I wish I could only be a lolicon, but I still experience attraction to adult women despite not wanting to. Sometimes my lust for lolis fades and I just need some big tiddies. But I start to feel anxious when I think about them. And if I do manage to face my fears and finish, I will feel extremely depressed afterwards. But lolis make me feel so happy and calm after, even confident. I've always been awkward and socially anxious but after jerking off to loli I can look a man in the eye and give him a firm handshake without any fear. If I've been jerking off to tiddies I will look at the ground and fumble with my words.

I am at the point where if I cannot get off to loli, I think I should just remain celibate. Yes, I know what you're thinking, and you're right. My mother was abusive and unstable. I reckon it to be the reverse of an Oedipal complex then. Yes I have sought therapy but dropped out for various reasons which, in retrospect were kinda dumb. But then I tried to return to the therapy and my former therapist (an adult woman no less), I feel, betrayed my trust and now I don't know what to do. I'm worse than ever.

I don't know why I'm posting this here. Just wanted to get it off my chest, no pun intended. I guess it would be nice if an adult woman were to sympathize with me. But I also might just be laughed at so I don't even know if I will ever look at this thread again after posting. If you are male and have a similar complex, I would also like to hear from you, although again, not sure if I'll even come back. Thanks to anyone who did read this whole post though, and I apologize for its length.

She will strangle you in your sleep

:biggrin:

ZOMG TEH MAINTENANCE :astonish:

how do i tell this one guy at work that i like him.. (⌒_⌒;)

i quickly drew this in under 10 minutes, you will NOT see the full picture though :yawn:

If you were handsome/beautiful.

No matter what cards you got in life. Maybe you have rich parents who let you do what you want. Maybe you are a natural born savant and excel in school. Maybe you are an adult with a decent paying job and a good work/life balance. In the end, if you are ugly or even just mediocre looking, you probably don't even know how much your missing out on.

Objectively speaking the type of person who uses a website like this is probably not anything above a 4/10. The most beautiful of you may be mediocre at best. Some of you are fat, some of you are lanky. You probably have long hair, unshaven faces, and wear glasses. It's just... sad.

I am the exception. And although I cannot, due to the contents of Heyuri, ever show my face, I can assure you I am quite beautiful.

Woke up quick, at about noon
Just thought that I had to be on Heyuri soon
I gotta LOL before the day begins
Before my mother starts worrying about me not having friends
About to post and damn near went blind
Young anons on /b/ throwing up gang signs
Looked through my folders, and posted some loli
Saged the thread while calling out their folly
Broke the rules, and the mods did see
Just as I thought they tried to ban me
Jumped on the VPN, and changed my IP
I got them in every muthafuckin' country

Remember, kids!!!

Mods ALWAYS have the final say!

:dance:

All aboard the MYa-Nee train.

I made this and i am proud of it are you?

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what’s this format of meme called （ ´,_ゝ`）

where can i find this classick?

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I made this in commemoration of him and his music. It made me smile

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Are you gonna play the new loli action-adventure game /b/?

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LOL THIS PLANT IS SICK

His personality and tastes line up with the average Heyuri user. He was a carefree anything-goes guy who loved to have fun and be debauched, and he liked joking about it too.

Plus, he was known to browse imageboards

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'An amendment tabled to parliament will make possessing fictional incest manga punishable up to 5 years in prison, both for holding or distributing.'

i have the urge to edit a bulge and flat chest on this image :kuz:

Finishing 3 separate lab papers at 5am and learning for 2 entrance tests for the morning and preparing for an exam in 2 days - because heyuri is more important :dizzy:

think i will get ladys with this cool, awzum bike? :biggrin:

during one of my lectures today, this gif randomly came to mind, so I figured I’d share it

Epstein shrine found in cambodia

photos from inside healthy and sick noses ^_^

whats your favorite american konbini? me personally i have no skin in this game for i live in the west coast.

This cat is a fat poster

gema was Jeffery Epstein all along!

ATTENTION, ATTENTION,
from here on out, porkchop is copy righted, so hachikuji cant use it anymore ( ´ω`)

i wish i was her

what are you scared of?

anon I think you're the best!
yes I'm talking to YOU! not the other anons reading, but YOU in particular ヽ(´∇`)ノ

:tehegg:

heyuri Istanbul hamam meetup ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

Who the fuck would want to do all that boring shit? :biggrin:

I FEEL SO ALIVE ヽ(´∇`)ノ
COME TAKE ME FROM BEHIND ヽ(´∇`)ノ

When im done masturbating i always feel disgusted with myself, and whenever im not horny i think masturbation is such a disgusting thing. Is there anyway i can stop thinking like this..? its really bothering.

Oh god I'm talking to a 14 year old boy online and he seems to really admire me... :blush: How do I resist? :worry: He's such a cutie... :dizzy:

Are there any Christian heyurians?

look at this NERD, reading BOOKS! (´∇`)σ

Alysa Liu was conceived via in-vitro fertilization (IVF) using her father Arthur Liu's sperm and an anonymous egg donor (who was Caucasian/white).
She was carried and born via gestational surrogacy (a surrogate mother with no genetic relation to her).
Her father, a single parent an extremely wealthy Chinese political immigrant, intentionally chose Caucasian egg donors for his five children (including Alysa and her siblings who are also coincidentally girls) to promote what he described as "benefiting" from a "diverse gene pool"

Arthur Liu is a single man who paid exorbitant amounts of money for the creation of multiple female children.

In the united states a person can pay for the full process of IVF with egg donation and gestational surrogacy as a single intended parent. This is fully legal in the state of california. And has occurred as early as 1990. The process is given the term assisted reproductive technology (ART). And has allowed for selection of genetic traits as well as gender.

There are no ethical obligations requiring clinics to provide or to refuse non-medical sex selection.


Base gestational surrogacy such as surrogate compensation, agency, legal document creation fees, insurance, expenses. Embryo creation, transfers, meds, monitoring. Egg donation compensation, agency, retrieval cycle, more legal fees for contract negotiations, psychological screening, travel, contingencies like lost wages or C-section bonuses for the surrogate, Runs $140,000–$350,000 per child based on average estimates.

Dessert is ready! :onigiri:

Punishment? Judgment from God? :cry:

Shota level is approaching supercritical!! Quick, post lolis to even it out!!! D-Don't forget that you love lolis the most, r-right /b/!?

Check out my translation of a manga

only k00l kids use teh Heyuri :cool:

Is anyone else really nostalgic for early 2024?

God damn, this is some good mayonnaise

Whu happened to MP1 and MP2? :worry2:

me dreaming of 30-something asian hags

jeffrey epstein had to be a real vocaloid fan if he had his own shota shota island :nyaoo:

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=bnboUSu0QWg

It's every man's dream to have a little girl inside of them :cry:

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FUCK YOU I AM CAT.

zOMG heyuri is bach! :dance: :dance: :dance:

Slurp!

a wild Siesta appears!

waitan for heyuri to load! :dance:

uoooh you will show heyuri your PENIS uooooh

postin'! :onigiri:

server-chan is falling asleep!

post coffee to keep her awaek!!!

Where can you buy an ANIME-style silicone doll that's actually made in Japan?

ヽ(´∇`)ノ

post epic ojisans

Mysterious grey eyes
Speak of mischief
Not quite green, not quite blue
Not the eyes of a woman
Nor the eyes of a girl

what movies has /b/ been watching
i'm watching fellini satyricon because giton is just so cute :blush:

Gelbooru's down! Oh noo! I can't live without this site! :worry:
> Origin is unreachable Error code 523
https://www.isitdownrightnow.com/gelbooru.com.html

Another one bites the dust （ ´,_ゝ`）

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funny cat threda :kuz:

If this post gets 20 Yeah's I will post a picture of my little sisters (age redacted for legal reasons) tits

I found it while searching her phone when she wasn't looking 4 years ago and sent it to myself then deleted the message.

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i just got a porcelain doll, and shes beautiful( ´ω`)
she has blond curly hair and pretty blue eyes and a pretty blue dress!
the problem is, i dont know what to name her..and i need ideas, serious names only!ヽ(`Д´)ノ

should i preorder this doll?

Your fortune: Dark times are to come

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ZE PEIPA

LOL! He showed up to the nude beach with CLOTHES ON! :biggrin:

i was going to animate this, it would have been a very short but also cute animation about iruyeh, one so cute it would have made you all fall in love and accept her in the heyuri ranks

unfortunately I lack the skill （ ´,_ゝ`）

New poster. Whaddya think? (ﾟー｀)

Anyone who can draw the cool s properly wins 1 free internet (・∀・)

ive been thinking about just disappearing. maybe moving to a new state in a mid sized city. use cash and fake names. take under the table jobs and live in apart. unfortunately its harder than ever to get away from the prying eyes of big brother with digitized records and AI surveillance and all that

Worship this creature!

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Who summoned me again nyu?

I shall usher in over 9000 years of warnings nyu

I am your god now, nyu

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Prepare your popcorn porkchop!

ATTENTION CITIZEN! :angry:

in case you missed the GIANT FUCKING RED TEXT, the animu stream is in 2 hours.

SO I BETTER SEE YOUR ASS THERE AND I DONT WANNA HEAR ANY EXCUSES OR I'LL HAVE YOUR ASS :angry:

kbai :biggrin:

dismissed

oldest touhou meme evar? not unrelated, lol…

It's a lovingly that tells stories with love, youjouu that is of a key, right? Something from which is heart

Let's talk in any language besides english. You're native one is fine

e aí galera, tudo bem? ( ´ω`) meu nome é franciscyllohin （⌒∇⌒ゞ）

Is being capable of getting an erection important to you emotionally? I just watched a documentary about erectile dysfunction and how the guy is mentally hurt. I wonder whether this is the same with anons here.

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do you like foam? doesn't matter what kind of foam, what matters is that it's warm and soft and bubbly.

(FURRY FOAMED IN HELL FOR THIS YIFF)

"Son! I hope you're cooking up your future quite nicely!"
"Do add some spice to that side project of yours you told me about a while back!"

While you were wasting your life on the internet, I beat my wife ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

*sniiiiff*

How do i plan reflection refraction translucency on this pic, or any other similarly. basically the values, but, more complexly

Also how to, keyframe, inbetwen animation as correctly, to physics, maybe in simplest ways, like those of cartoons (batman tas etc) and everything from limbs tandem, cycles, idles, even characterizations and blending two motions idk.
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also maximizing it to, maybe 6 digit traffics.

i broke my pen0r (;´Д`)

While you were wasting your life on the internet, I beat SuperTuxKart's story mode on the hardest difficulty.

Turned out to be more challenging than i expected. As a result, my skillz have have become much better now. Waha-san, I am ready for a rematch:angry::angry:

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE??

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

What pattern of panties do you think Luka Megurine should wear? I think either red hearts on white or white on red.

WE NEED TO MAKE THIS IMAGEBOARD MORE POPULAR
here are some steps we as heyfags can use
1 post heyuri crap on 4chan.org so therefore we can gain users
2 make more fags:wink::nyaoo-closedeyes::nyaoo-closedeyes:

WTF

wonder what kind of bird this :unsure:

hey uri
long time no gay

put yer files in meh!

How long is your refractory period? I just went from cumming to jerking full speed in around 5 minutes (not super accurate because I didn't think to time it until after I had started rubbing my PENIS again, so the only starting time I had to go off of was the timestamp of the last edit my fap spreadsheet).

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I want to be smarter and i want to be able to learn things but i have difficulty. I pay attention to the best of my abilities but often times my thoughts get to loud or its like the information doesnt process in my brain, or everything i learn slips out my brain somehow..i dont know what to do. :sad:

I had a dream last night that I was using heyuri last night. In this dream, there existed a special feature. You could invite another user to participate. There were two panes. On the top, there was a live chat to communicate with the other person, and below, was the shared window. This is where the activity took place. In my dream, it was programming; but I suppose it could be anything else with text, or even drawing.

It could be competitive or cooperative. I suppose in the competitive mode it might be a good idea to have two separate windows for each user and not one that both can edit. I believe also in my dream that others could view it and post to the chat but not edit the shared window.