Hi!

Imagine looking at Miku's car, with the door open, staring at the unoccupied driver's seat. Then thinking that every time Miku drives, under her deliciously short miniskirt, her thighs and panties have come into contact with that seat. Every day for years on end.

Hey guys, what's up. I'm bored with my current wallpaper and looking for a new one, but I'm having a hard time finding any in 4:3 (1280x1024). Could you help me out? I'm looking for something anime-themed, but nothing like loli, mecha, or action-heavy. I'm not against ecchi, but I don't want it to be dumped with it.

what doth man do when man doth not knoweth what to draweth?

Hitler was a good painter

are you niggas excited about the EOSD remake

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SHE'S GONNA DO IT

this is best comic of world,ok?

does any1 have this swf

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THESE KITTENS SAY THEY HEARD OF ME, I AINT HEARD OF YOU
GET THE FLUFF OUT OF MY FLUFFIN FACE FORE I MEOW AT YOU
HISS KITTENS ALWAYS DRINKIN MILK, BUT I KNOW THEY FU
WHOLE SQUAD FULL OF FLUFFY KITTENS IM A KITTEN TOO

l€t$ all talKKK in maoi$$t $$tandard €ngli$$h

https://maosite.neocities.org/

how do you keep your butthole smelling nice, heyuri?

For 2025's Bunkasai I created Heyuri in the Realm of the Mad Fuck (fresh OC pic related) with Godot. Booting up the game and listening to the music you guys suggested warms my heart btw.

Because I'm a nostalgic I wished for a self-contained game engine that could be deployed in a single file in the style of Flash games, I created a simple game engine that packs everything inside an HTML file you can run anywhere.

I will be preparing to travel to Japan during Bunkasai this year, so I might not be able to contribute, so I'm posting this now.

https://codeberg.org/Maguro/the-heyuri-one-file-game-engine

Included is sample code and documentation for the engine. I hope this is useful for someone. If not, I might still be able to cook up something for this year's Bunkasai.

>>185551
Yeah seems like a good idea. I like the idea of an unfeeling abomination being unable to comprehend the nuance of human emotions.

siema kutasy,
mam kolege ktory chce sobie pobierac torrenty ale on tylko po polsku mowi a ja jedynie znam angielskie strony
wezcie podrzuccie jakies polskie private trackery
z gory dziekuje

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Check out my new GPU. It's got lots of FPS (Flans per second).

im at college right now and im trying my best not to throw up cus i drank too much yesterday

tea's ready ヽ(´∇`)ノ

I don't care for supermodel types, they all look like fake plastic dolls to me. I'd much rather have one of those cute neighborhood girl types, the mundane girl with an awkward appearance... .. so cute!

I'm.. kuz!♪
Nice to meet you~

This is my body ♂body♂

I work out lightly, but not very much.
I'm only 57kg, putting on weight seems hard
Maybe because I became vegetarian

Lets ♂ get ♂ to ♂ know ♂ eachother?

I hope you'll show me your ♂body♂


I'm STD-free

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guys my monitor turned 20 please tell him happy birthday

What do you think about Grant Morrison's stuff?

I've read New X-Men, Animal Man and All-Star Superman from him, and now i'm going through The Invisibles.

I love his style, specially because his comics take a lot from the counter-culture and the alt scene. It reminds me of the more mundane moments of Gaiman's Sandman

*Most times are approximate*

08:30~ - Woke up without an alarm
09:00~ - Got out of bed. did morning stretches
09:00-30 - I made breakfast. Strawberry milk, 1 egg, 1 piece of toast, 1 apple
10:00 - Got on my computer, read a book and played about 45m of a visual novel
13:00 - Called my parents
13:45 - reheated yesterdays lunch, carrot curry
14:00 - watched 6 episodes of anime
16:50 - Laid on couch and stared at the wall
17:00 - had a cigarette. took a shit (first time in 5 days), then had another cigarette
18:00 - went for a walk
18:30 - stopped by grocery store to get dinner
19:45 - dinner, instant noodles and coffee (it doesnt seem to affect my sleep)
20:00 - got on my computer again, played games
21:00 - ragequit
21:30 - masturbated
22:00 - got sleepy, crawled into bed
22-23 - red manga on my phone till i was able to sleep
24:00 - slept

Mine was Dawn ( ´ω`), from watching Pokemon when I was just a little boy

i wish to boop my nose against a big cuddly snake

I like late-game characters in RPGs that just nuke anything with the basic attack command.
I finished Final Fantasy 1 literally a couple of minutes ago, and i loved how the Master dished out numbers without being equipped. It reminded me of Teddy, from Mother 1 (Also from the NES, so maybe it was inspiration, maybe it was a common trope, idk)

kaguya is such an otaku that he plays two eroge at teh same time.

onnly ty[pe with yiur PENIS im this thread

...IS A DEAD NORMIE!

Right now as we speak, a young schoolgirl somewhere is being bullied.

no chiposting in my thread!!!!

just how far can they go in the world cup?

Which one is more likely???

We need to understand what causes childish clothing elements on young adult women to be perceived by men as "hot", "making it way hotter", "almost inappropriate", "provocative". It's paradoxical, as it's believed that men are attracted by adult features, fertile moms, hints of serious, mature sexuality found in the image, etc. In order to avoid putting obvious labels on that, we propose the following explanations of possible underlying mechanics there. For one, it may be described as incestual suggestion. Second, two separate signals can mix there: it looks as a forbidden fruit and then the realization that it's not actually forbidden.

by average eye, everyone is actually lame and jereng or whatever

now i have to give money i dont have to sign up for slowness autism

is life just retarded thus its maker and the big book trump swear upon? Hoo boy. https://flockmod.com/img/?1221126

i love yu.
not you, baaaakkka!

its doraemon!

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CAPSLOCK NEKO

THIS THREAD IS ONLY FOR KEWL CAPSLOCKERZ. STAY OUT YER LOWERCASERS

What does Heyuri think of Marquis de Sade?

(´￢`) When you see an image like this, you feel instinctively that you want to place your face on her pantsu and inhale, but in reality, I don't think those "pheremone" things really work on humans, so it would probably just smell like body odor and maybe shit... (-＿-)

facesitting

1 year and 1 month ago I divorced my cute and wonderful wife. It wasn't a hate-filled divorce, but our relationship had been extremely stagnant. We were in love with eachother when we got together 3 years ago, but within 6 months, things went cold. By the time we divorced eachother, I only talked to her once every few days. From my view, this is on her, I always loved and supported her, but she became more mentally distant, claiming she should never have gotten in a relationship. She said I was a great guy, and that she loved me, but that she didn't want to be with me.

It's been a year, and now, I still talk once a month. Even though I was extremely heartbroken at the time, I feel like I've moved on now, and talking to her doesn't hurt. I even send her gifts on valentines day and such.

But now she's getting a new boyfriend, and these feelings I thought were dead, are all coming back up to my head. I wanted to have a little kid with her, I wanted to go on picnics with her, and spend my life with her. Seeing her with another guy is like my heart getting stabbed... and furthermore, it makes me question if she just "wasnt ready for a relationship", or whether she just didn't want me anymore. Suddenly, I've become massively depressed.

...and I know Heyuri is too laid back of a place to give me serious advice, but this is the only BBS I still use, and my friends are sick of hearing me talk about this girl. I don't even know what I am expecting to hear from you people

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Peach inspired by Pepsimans heroic exploits has decided to abdicate the mushroom kingdom throne to become Pepsigirl. Wish her luck on her heroic endeavours!

I'm very lonely.. I wish I had a busty titted big boobed GF or something

[incoherent screeching]
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Are (you) going to buy the newest Rhythm Heaven this July?

everything is so boring now... i wish i can be happy like this konata watching ichigo mashimaro but im too depressed to be motivated... i have an ichigo mashimaro ova cd that i need to finish but im too unmotivated to... ;____;

No neets allowed in this thread.

In this thread we are at WORK.
Post your job, and what an average day is like for you.

This is a pic of me at work, I am a city planner.

new feature! ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
https://heyuri.net/#news78
for getting push notifs, it requires u to allow your browser to get notifications from heyuri.

and if u haet it then disabling is a matter of unchecking some boxes from [Settings]

HEYURI! IF YOU DIE... YOU DIE.

The feeling of [■■■■■■■■■■■■■]

Do you use Linux?

How to render/plan/draw something for 600k traffic like whats da math

Ugh had try GGG

Anyone want to try reboot dovegirl.

NOO!!!! REI GREW BIG HANGERS !!!

NOOO!!!! SHES SUPPOSED TO HAVE LITTLE PUFFIES!!

讲真这事吧，不是说不行，也不是说行，主要那个“行”跟你以为那个行，压根儿两码，甚至未必有码。前面有人说“照做就完了”，问题就在这个“完了”，是完成了那个完了，还是坏了那个完了，还是“完了完了”那个完了？懂的已经懂，不懂的解释了反而更不懂。

而且最近老看到一种说法，说白了不能细说，细说味儿就跑。你问什么味儿？不是味儿那个味儿，是那个“有点那意思但也别太那意思”的意思。反正就那样。结果下面总有人跳出来非要定义，定义到最后定义本身开始不定义，跟把影子拿去晒太阳差不多。

有些人特别爱拿“实际上”开头。实际上什么实际上。真要实际上起来，很多实际上连上都上不去。就像那个事，表面看着像因为A，所以B，深挖发现不是A也不是B，中间夹个不知道算不算C的玩意儿。然后讨论着讨论着，大家默认它一直是C。谁定的？不知道。什么时候定的？不知道。反正后来看见的人以为本来就是。

最怪的是那种“你品，你细品”。品什么呢。有时候品半天品出来的东西，未必原来就在那儿。属于先有品后有东西。类似于本来一句话没那么多层，硬给盘出十八层地下室。关键还真有人住进去。

当然也不能一概而论。一概而论本身也得论。一旦开始论，又容易过度论。过度论到最后，那个论已经不是原来那个论，而是论论。别笑，真有这种情况。论坛待久了都知道。有时候回复看着像在回复楼主，其实在回复三个月前自己脑补出来的某个假想敌。

还有一种特别经典：
“理论上可以。”
看到这五个字基本就知道后面要出节目效果。

因为理论上可以≈实际上看情况。
实际上看情况≈大概率不太行。
大概率不太行≈有人已经踩坑。
有人已经踩坑≈但不会承认。
不会承认≈评论区即将出现“我怎么没事”。

...

然后继续两百楼?

答案就在风中。

( ´ω`)つ Greetings, students...

You see, your old man here used to be an avid music listener. With the rise of earbuds and all that these days, more people can claim to be one, but back in my day, that really meant something. Listening to music wasn't just pressing a button on a phone, it required a little bit of effort.

Even in spite of that, I loved listening to music. Especially the HARD ROCK. (￣ー￣)

Many people had hobbies after work, and sometimes they involved music, usually as a background noise. But for me, music was the main attraction

After work, I sat down, turned on one of my favorite tracks, and listened to it again and again, energy would course through my veins. I'd stand up, close my eyes, and pretend to hold the instrument. I would sneak up the volume bit by bit, trying to feel the vibrations.

I actually even paid way more than I needed to as a student, in order to have a detached home, that way I could listen to music loudly at all hours. (＾Д^)

Listening to the screech and scrang of an electric guitar just gave me a body high like nothing else. I experimented with smoking, but even the nicotine buzz didn't compare.

But over the years, the feelings faded. When I was a student and could only listen a few times a day, every track felt better than an ejaculation. But as I got older and had more time, it lost its specialty.

I realized at one point, I was listening to too much music. So I did something that was harder for me that quitting alcohol - I became determined to stop listening to music.

For months I sat in silence at home, waiting until I felt I had earned my right to listen to music again.

After about 9 months, I broke, and though I had been aiming for a year, I listened to one of my tracks. Prior to that moment, for those 9 months the only music I had heard was quiet pop-radio songs at the supermarket.

When I heart the crackle coming out... ( ´ω`) I almost fainted

The most electrifying feeling went through my full body. I got chills, I felt lighter than air... I even got an erection

At that moment, I really felt like I was in heaven. Nothing else in my life compared to that moment. Not even my first kiss (yes I had one)

I now have taken the middle way. Not listening to too much or too little, but I still look back on that moment and reminisce about those feelings

To my knowledge, there's never been a Heyuri desktop thread.

Please, post your desktop here!

technology IS -human- and being human IS technological.
there's no way around it, technology is intrinsically part of the essence of what makes us, humans.
yes, even more than sex, even more than our extreme phantastical 'heaven & hells' conjuring mind.

to understand, every animal and plants have their specific parts in their bodies to perform very specific functions, and they are suited to the environments, and their specific bodies define what they are. eg put a desert animal in arctic and you will immediately see it can't fit.

but humans, being at the very start extremely weak and 'NAKED' much more than any other animals, have always used TOOLS.
animals never needed tools of any kind (they are basically 'fixed' forms with tools embedded, forever, with very slowly mutations if need be), we started out with nothing whatsoever,
and it's because we are intrinsically ZERO that we constantly formed TOOLS, and our tools are immediately interchangeable, and we constantly adapt to whatever place and time, over and over, because we as inherently ZERO alters the ONES around us to be whatever that fit our visions.

face it, we ARE in this sense, unique, and to say it even better. yes, admit it, we are fucken FREAKS. we have always been FREAKS.
we are a part of Nature that is so outrageously different from the rest that the theory that we might be seeded by aliens is actually NOT that crazy.
we seem like beings that 'shouldn't' exist, and we sure as hell didn't need to 'be' here either with the rest of animals; we are NOT intrinsically NEEDED.
we ARE the freaks. we ARE in a sense, THE "aliens" to the eyes of every organisms here.

all the animalistic parts of us like survival and sex and eating are just that, animalistic parts, it's us, alright sure, but it's the possibility of extreme self-mutation and self-overcoming (the mind's logic too is great part of this) that defines the strange being that differentiates the rest of animals with "human".
animals don't really have that.
"human" is something else that's inherently transcendent from what it considers itself to be itself.
if that starts to sound spiritual, well i guess it is then.

we made stone and iron spears, swords, fires, chariots, ships, the list just goes on and on and it gets bigger.
we made the mistake that these TOOLS are separate from us. they're not. they ARE us; we wouldn't even manage to exist till this day without them. we are DEFINED by them, as ages progress.

and as we use them, it's also natural that we're also, in a sense
-used- by them.
and where exactly do the line between things we hold and and ourselves even start, or, disappear? is there any division at all?

take whatever you will from all this how you will...

to my knowledge there's never been a heyuri funeral thread.

please post your funerals here

I know, I know. You all have been waiting for it for a long time. It's finally a porn thread!

This time, it's web cam hoe, Princess Luna with a fetish video.
https://spankbang.party/7yy2n/video

FUCK SHE IS PRETTY

On a side note, Welwitschia's also sexy.

AI is awesome.

I heard you like resident evil, so i got you this!

I'm tired of wallowing in my own self-pity on late nights like these! Could somebody please wallow for me? I've got things to do, like playing video games, watching porn, and browsing IBs! You know, important stuff!!

I don’t feel too good, cheer me up!

I'm tired of the internetz

While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Mega Man 7

better than evangelion

the pleasure of being cummed inside

Does this feel good on your dick?

Has anyone tried using an onnahole with a hoover to get a suction effect? Or even just on its own.

I am too afraid to try it myself (´￢`)

Join the clothed club
stay warm

can i post from my playstation vita?

i thinking of an hero while learning kickboxing. Anyone done any material art?

i'm going to spend a month only getting off to ao3 stuff instead of anything visual, to understand girls better.

How can any of you slugs be depressed NEETs, wallowing in self-pity all day, whlist being white? If I were white, I wouldn't complain about anything, I'd be the happiest man in the world!

do you ever think about using AI magic to get your waifu to say she loves you on video? like those ASMR/POV videos, but imagine someone like furina saying your name and acting like your girlfriend sending a vlog about her room or something

My whole life I've felt like I should have a hobby, or interest that I really care about. Could be anything from a videogame to an irl hobby, I want something to live for, something to get excited about doing and do over and over and over for years. For some reason I really want this, rather than lots of different hobbies and interests that I go between, I want to find and settle on a single thing, and then hone it until I am an expert/master.

I can't find it, I can't find my passion in life!

Please help a brother out, and share ideas for what you think my passion might be below. Also, share your own passions or journeys to find a passion.

Join the nudist club! Stay cool !

hello this is the Heyuri line, what is your emergency?

Is it just me or are americans always the most insufferable and rude people? Especially the women, who are always extremely vain and self centered, the males are just plain stupid.

If you ask me american tourism and immigration is more dangerous to nations such as japan than middle eastern or african.

In Japan, even post covid alot of people still wear face masks. It makes me jealous, as I would love to wear one here to hide my face, but it would just make me stand out more since other people don't do it.

Imagine this: You wake up one day and you are experiencing life from someone else's body. But they are still in control and not you. You are forced to sit there and watch and feel everything thing they do without having any choice in the matter.
How would you feel?
Would you go insane? If so, after how long?

I just started playing stellar blade, it's suprisingly good

this is my leg

Just got done draining my balls to some quality loli. Fuck life is good.

We need more traps!

This infographic was made in 2012, envisioning what (and when) technological milestones would occur. How well do you think they did?

Feel free to save this image to your $1000 human brain-level computer's petabyte disk.

Source: https://web.archive.org/web/20120814075734/https://www.envisioningtech.com/envisioning2012/

What are your thoughts on the Akihiko Kondo situation?

i wish i could suck some meaty milk out of a mans tit

this is my arm

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school is closed...

heyuri boy summer ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

and this, my friends, is my face

Yo, wassup fool. We gotta annuda incident gwine on. Bettah move yo ass up n help ur homies out, ya feel me

the less christian the userbase of an imageboard are the worse the culture of the imageboard becomes. Heyuri during the golden age was majority christian. All of the other imageboards are majority infidels. This is the truth and the truth shall set you free. AMENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!

LAZY FUCK!!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ

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plz spare lollipops ;_;

does anybody even fucking use albino blacksheep (idk I'm just fucking bored)

While you were wasting your life on the internet, I beat Rhythm Heaven Fever.

Sexy Tiava France

i cant sleep!!!! i havent slept in 3 days!!!! (;´Д`)

Yo, I thought Evangelion was some stupid gay shit for emo teens, but it's GREAT actually

shitpost from 1533

poke me

happy news

You know in Japanese homes they have a little section that is lowered, where you take our shoes off... i wish my home had that

is it me or have doujins gotten boring?

3D NON NUDE

I knew the cover art for that Heyuri VN looked familiar...

USADA GET THOSE EARS OFF TEH FUKKEN TEMPERATURE!!1

I have noticed that all the cute girls I draw just so happen to be madly in love with me
curious isn't it?

I fuking hate summer..

Do you eat fast food often? Last thing I had was a pizza from Pizza Hut a week ago. Mcdonalds and other burger chains seem way too expensive for a meal that isn't filling...
I don't like bony chicken from KFC.
Subway....???

does anyone have any resources to learn portuguese?

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wish we could see tifa in mortal kombat instead of street fighter (´ー`)

I used to read the news almost every morning, but a few weeks ago, I stopped, because I thought that it probably doesn't add anything of value to my day. I still keep up with stock prices and things, for my retirement and all, but I no longer follow the news day by day. That includes social media, since you can hear about new things happening there too. Lately I just haven't been even reading at all about whats happening... so my day to day life concerns only things happening my own world

HAHAHA I'm Invincible due to the power of the chaos emeralds and now I'll turn the entire heyuri site into a sonic fan club. ZAP TO THE EXTREME

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look at this fucking bunny eat right now you dumb fucking bitches

this fig has good tits

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What's the premier place for Vocaloid discussion?
Is 39chan.moe good or not?

is this an appropriate outfit for an ojisan to wear?

The sock bandit

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post your bookshelves. mine is pretty small, but as Schopenhauer said, "In order to read what is good one must make it a condition never to read what is bad." So, I only have good books and not bad books.

It's shit.

You can't see Sonic's balls because he moves really fast right? when you look at his crotch and it appears like he's just standing there but in reality he's running and they're wobbling back and forth like a speed bag at lightspeeds the human eyes cannot comprehend

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The traincar is a little crowded... lets just squeeze in (´ー`)

Bunny

FOOD

if moses supposes his toeses are roses does moses supposes erotically?

Before covid my job was a scenic, 22 minute drive from my home. I worked from home during covid, and afterwards took a new job in the city. I now take a 45 minute bus ride to work, so I spend 90 minutes a day commuting. I don't even get paid for that!

But whats worse, I'm looking at a new job this summer, it's a lot better pay, almost double, but its 1hr 20 minutes train from my home! The fares would cost almost 300€ a month too... but my employer will subsidize transportation costs.

Should I take this new job? How can I make the most of spending 16 hours a week on trains?

Yummy yummy

You wouldn't steal a movie theater ..
（⌒∇⌒ゞ）

i got exhentai account

what should i fap to?

32D NON NUDE

Hello, I apologize for the delay, but I have finally finished my article about recreating the Excitation plus Resonance model that I promised.

https://queuesevenm.wordpress.com/2026/06/02/recreating-the-excitation-plus-resonance-model/

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Some creative ridicule memes regarding certain real life accidental death of a pervert. He had accidentally strangled himself, while having a huge dildo shoved all the way deep in his ass LOL. And it happened just days before a WEDDING to a WOMAN LOL

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ahyone else drinkiing

what the hell!!

This is my wife, Moka-san

people who use krita please help me

Kuz... Come back... We need you

pls

You in the USA, who think you're the center of the world and are also racist towards the French, nobody else.

You've become more and more idiotic and stupid, and more and more racist. You constantly believe you're the only ones on this planet. For example, if we say that lolicon/cub is illegal, you say it's impossible because "your country" isn't affected. And if we say we're French, you insult and attack French people for anything and everything. We can do the same to you if you want. You didn't invent everything, did you? Besides, criticizing France when you've copied so much from the French, like music, cinema, etc. And finally, luckily 30, 40, 50, 60 years ago you were less stupid, otherwise you wouldn't have helped France and Europe with the Nazis during the Second World War. If the Second World War had happened today, you would have done nothing unless your continent was threatened. In short, to conclude, Americans were less stupid, less racist for a long time.

2DPD

this is the voice this is the voice this is the voice of radio free neruda

Princess Peach is a scrub.

TEOTWAWKI Files Collection.zip 1.8 GB Download

https://archive.org/details/teotwawki-files-collection

@poke>rabbit

/|\ ^._.^ /|\ > bat-kun here: je t'aime~ now you're gay

mizore-chan...

Don't see much to go forward with besides destroying this world and myself

what's your favorite snack

heyuri skipping day

I've got some good news, after three weeks and 2,279 attempts I've finally been able to recreate the EpR resonance estimator! I've written about a third of my post about it. I'm very tired though and have to go the bed. I will finish the post and post it tomorrow.

wut shud my first video be about ?

rape is bad

LET ME HEAR AN AMEN!!!

OK so did you know that elemental hero burstinatrix was hot.

this is what became of our former admin ...

/|\ ^._.^ /|\ > bat-kun here: there will be a rosario to vampire capu2 stream on the this saturday (30th) starting at 18:00 UTC

https://watch.heyuri.lol/r/stream

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https://www.rolandgarros.com/en-us/matches/2026/SD017

Check it out, Ayumu Kasuga's at Roland Garros!
They grow up so fast!

do you liek girls who cry easily? ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

i like arknights