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rape is bad
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What’s the dumbest thing you’ve done while tired/high? Replies 14
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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i lack willpower. i can't focus on anything beyond a few hours in a day or two. how do i fix this
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hello
i would like to create my own AI chatbot from scratch and train it on heyuri posts, but i dont know where to even start
the most that i get by searching online is people telling me to use existing models to do this and that, but i want to make everything from scratch (everything!!!) and most importantly I want it to run locally on my computer, the problem is that i dont know anything about the topic
if you have knowledge or resources that I can look up that could help me please share them here even if it's just to tell me i'm a fool for even thinking of doing something like this and that i should gently place my cheek on the rails and yell "here comes the train!" mere seconds before my death at the young age of 45

please observe the interesting image i have uploaded to entice you to reply to the thread
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While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons
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how is flying in russia? i assume aviation in russia is long past the aeroflot deathtrap planes, but i am interested in how the service is on the airlines there. ive only ever flown 1 russian made jet (sukhoi superjet with interjet to mexico city before they went bust) so im interested in how the other russian planes are like. ive never been to russia and will likely never go due to the travel ban/im too poor.
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What is she saying? :sweat2:
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Ian Watkins found dead Replies 7
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If you are looking for a horror story that proves just how bad the new "iPad kid" is and how much worse it is going to get, this is it.

I was raised in a neighborhood where there was not a single other kid. Nobody was my age, so I was already pretty isolated. My parents gave me an iPad the year it came out (I think I was around 4-6) and since then I was hooked. I got addicted to youtube and would spend entire days watching mindless content. Throughout my entire childhood, I never played any sports, never had any real hobbies, and rarely even went outside. I just stayed inside at a time in my life when I should have been running around with other kids socializing. Youtube and videogames. That was it. There were times when I was interested in picking up a real hobby. I wanted to play basketball at some point. Another time, I got interested in parkour and wanted to do that. Later, I got interested in martial arts. I saw all kinds of videos where I watched people do these things. I wanted to start.

My parents never let me do them. It was too much of a hassle to drive me to a place where I can do something in the real world. It was easier to just leave me with my iPad, being overstimulated in my little room.

I never developed any real social skills. I am horribly myopic and basically blind without my glasses. It feels like my whole childhood went by in just the blink of an eye when I try to remember it, because nothing ever really happened. I was first exposed to porn at 11 and was immediately addicted. This porn addiction stayed with me for years afterward. At the age of 14, I stumbled into various political extremist communities and was radicalized, leading me to espouse their views. I was pulled into all kinds of dark extremism without even knowing it.

When I went into high school, I could not connect with anybody. I couldn't even keep a basic conversation going. I could not make any friends, because I was simply incapable. I could not comprehend the concept of being social or establishing friendships. During my entire 4 years of high school, I made a total of 2 friends. I watched everybody else around me socialize and it would sometimes make me cry, because I did not know how to interact with people and create real connections like everybody else. Whenever I talked to people, they seemed repulsed by me, because I had no understanding of social norms or proper mannerisms. I would unintentionally push everybody away. I felt robbed of my teenage years.

To this day, I feel like I am still dealing with the consequences. I have since kicked the ideology I was brainwashed into believing in by assholes online. My social skills have improved drastically, but I still have other issues that I am working through. I feel like I might be damaged in all kinds of other ways that I am not even aware of yet. It angers me knowing that I could have had a real childhood, real connections, and real experiences. I still resent my parents for being so complacent, leaving me in my room for the internet to raise me and turn me into a cave dwelling freak.
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Heyuri! I'm RICH!!!!

I just made 130 $$$ 💰

What should I buy? :biggrin:
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idk Replies 3
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Is gooey here?
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キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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:mona2::banana::mona2:
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I'm a huge sucker for hime cutz (´¬`)
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if you were an airline pilot and unhappy with your life would you consider suicide by pilot? (intentionally crashing your plane)
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What a beautiful photograph.
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MyPokeCard Replies 10
About a year back I found a site with funny pokemon cards with user submitted images.
https://www.mypokecard.com/en/Card-Gallery

I've recently looked through more of the pages and found it to be quite strange. I've learned the following:
-This site is old. Not Usenet or Google old, but the earliest submitted entry appears around 2007.
-New entries are still being posted to the site to this day. I've seen entries with dates 2008-2025.
-There's a version of the site in French, Japanese and Polish. Each appears to have a different set of images.
-There doesn't appear to be a lot of coverage of this website on the internet. The only things I've found are a few reddit threads.

Looking through the gallery feels like a time capsule of internet cultural evolution, and even history in general. I'm not going to spoil it much since it's better to see it first-hand. I also don't think it's been raided after all these years, yet there's been constant activity (and someone maintaining server costs) over that time period. This site feels weird. Do you remember using it in the 2010s?

Fair warning if you're visiting the site: the infrastructure appears to be quite fragile. Flipping through the pages for 2 minutes straight throws an SQL error, and I had to wait a minute before continuing.

Here are some of funny images I've found looking through it. Feel free to post anymore that you've found on the site!
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i been busy watching japanese movies, which one should i watch? Today I saw One Million Yen Girl
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FUUKA BOOBZ
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Karen weeb. :xd:
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rich egirls Replies 17
I HAET RICH PEOPLE:angry: all these tiktok and pinterest girls with money take all the figures ive wanted, and ive noticed a lot of times they dont even know the characters and just buy it because its cute and matches their aesthetic :dark:
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I am Serbia Replies 8
Hello "heyuri" website.
I am Serbian.
Tell me, what is this site, who uses this? Purpose?

Поздрав.
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What did you eat yesterday and poop out today?
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Why was Superman such a maniac back in the day?
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which touhou character has the best feet?
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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:drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool:
who ralataes
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Let's talk about the most important aspect of fiction
POWER LEVELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :biggrin:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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what did you eat today? (´~` )
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It's been a while, hasn't it?
Y'know, I never talk to people on XMPP that often.
For anyone who's willing to add me, my addresses are:
manjaruntu@disroot.org (primary),
tsubo-d@blah.im (secondary),
tsubosama@xmpp.jp (tertiary).
If you've already have any one of the three addresses in your contacts list, feel free to message me if you'd like.
If you're willing to add me, go right ahead. Pick any one of my three addresses that works best for you.
I'm fine with any topic.
I'll try my best to reply to any IM in a consistent way, just so I can be more social in case.
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i dont really know where to put this but im in a good mood, so :nyaoo-closedeyes:

i used to browse a lot of imageboards back then but i had an itch that none of them scratched like this one.
every time i come to browse this place it feels so genuine
this place has felt like home ever since i got here
please continue to be heyuri (^_^)
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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are burn scars moe?
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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1- go to https://futabaforest.net/index.htm?sm=1&words=AI%E5%8B%95%E7%94%BB
2- click any thread
3- find a funny/interesting/erotic video
4- post it here
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oh noes she's teh drunk!
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Photos of a store in Akihabara focused on junior idols, circa 2009.
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ancient egypt Replies 3
Damn, that gurl is GAZING at that :nigra:'s ASS
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You all spend all your time jerking off and talking bout japanese cartoons. Time to learn some cool stuff instead.

What is sexual reproduction?
Sexual reproduction is a means or propagation that came about because it has the advantage of genetic variation; where as an asexual species just clones it self, sexual species combine their genes, most genes are inactive in a specimen, and so offspring not only has a random mix of the two parents genes but also genes that their great great grandparents might have had and combinations of genes that no other specimen has had. In sexual species this genetic variation allows adaptation to different environments or changing environmental conditions (the speed of this adaption is set by the average lifespan and average age of reproduction of the species). For instance adaption to northern climates by humans led to decrease in melanin in the skin due to genetic variation and the specimens with less melanin surviving more often (because deficiency in vitamin D weakens immune system), this is called evolution. Darwin gave the more classic example of birds that are forced to a new island due to an eruption, and on the new island the seeds are slightly bigger, this means that the birds born with larger beaks survive more and over a few generations all specimens have larger beaks. This is an example of how genetic variation drives adaption to new environments and it is why sexual species are so common compared to asexual species.

What are angiosperms and gymnosperms?
Gymnosperms are the older form of tree, they reproduce by opening pine cones and the seeds gets spread by the wind to female pine cones that are inseminated by it. Angiosperms are a lot younger and came about during the Cretaceous (the latter period of the dinosaur era which is called the Mesozoic). Angiosperms are flowering plants, they produce a flower which has sugar on it (nectar), an insect eats the nectar and in the process has pollen rubbed on them by the Stamen if it is a male flower, when they go to eat the nectar of a female flower from another specimen of the same species of plant, they get the pollen on the female flowers Stigma, the flower will then turn into a fruit, the fruit is eaten by a mammal or an avian which then moves on and defecates out the seeds within the fruit, the seeds then grow into a new plant using the defecation as fertiliser.

What is Fungi?
Fungi are an order of life alongside plants, animals, and bacteria. They usually live in the soil or inside plants and they propogate with spores. You are likely breathing in fungus spores now. If you bake some bread and immediately rush to put it in an airtight container, it will still go moldy. The mold was not in the wheat, it simpyl is in the air everywhere all the time and so the spores got on it when you took the bread out of the oven!
Fungi eat decaying plant matter, parasitize plants, or make mutual exchanges with plants. The majority of plant specimens have a mutual relation with a fungi, in that the fungi gives the plant phosphorus and other nutrients and in exchange the plant gives the fungus carbohydrates. What does fungi look like you ask? Fungi is most often seen as what is called Mycelium, mycelium are branching strands called hyphae that look like fine white roots that spread in the soil or perhaps under bark, anywhere it won't dessicate, some families of fungi make frutiing bodies which we know as mushrooms, toadstools, and truffels. These are the result of reproduction between two fungi species which reproduce by fusing their hyphae, the fruting body then grows and spread the spores. Many species of fungi including mold are capable of asexual reproduction also. Fungi is at least as old as vascular plants and likely older in aquatic species.

What are primates?
Primates are a group of mammals that evolved to have dexterous hands to peel fruit, unfortunately this adaptation has led them to be able to "masturbate", many species of primates have nearly went extinct since they just masturbate all day instead of reproducing, nature has had to make the female of the species extremely horny compared to other species in order to force the males to reproduce with them (epic win).

For anyone interested in geology and life history I recommend this series of lectures:
https://www.youtube.com/@historicalgeologywithdr.ch9083/playlists
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you shouldn't fuck potato
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IM BACK! Replies 2
I came back from UK! 🇬🇧 I bought a Usahana plush toy at BABW and she speaks... with Putata's voice
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pov:me and my boyfriend (im mekeke here) Replies 0
(credits to pryanik)
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I love this guys boss theme.
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I've always wondered, what time zone is Heyuri in? It never matches up to mine when I post (EST).
Is there some setting so I can make it my timezone?
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brain fuck! :hokke:
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im hungryyyyghh
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キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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for halloween I'll dress up as necrofag! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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Has anyone palyed Kamidori alchemy meister? I am tryin to install it but I get un error
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Oh ma gawd! :sweat::drool:
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Monero in 2025 Replies 22
Monero in 2025 by a NEWB for NEWBZ!

Using Retoswap (Also known as Haveno) - you do not need anything else.
It might look like a lot, but it feels natural once you install it and check it out.
If you do not care enough to use it - just read the bold text for a general idea and what to watch out for.

Retoswap/Haveno is a fork of Bisq. If you are familiar with Bisq - you also know how Retoswap will work.

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(⌒∇⌒ゞ)
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Futaba☆Channel Backlinks Replies 3
HARD presents, Heyuri-style backlinks on 2chan!

Add to your userscripts and try out: https://up.heyuri.net/src/4887.js
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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CHIYO STAPLER Replies 2
Introducing chiyo stapler!!!1!11!!

now you can staple shit while looking at chiyo's crying face! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

buy now for $0.00 at your nearest heyuri
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My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over to me with a whore’s glow in your slumberous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometimes too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling’s cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.

Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.
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wait, is 40% of my dick length hidden inside my body?UNFAIR!N
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36,500 americans in the Korean war so that k-pop could exist. Rember that everytime you are enjoying your precious BTS
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even lolis are stronger than u.
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DESPITE ALL MY RAGE :angry: I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE :cry:

Your fortune: Your true waifu will reveal herself

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mewwy kissmast or... something.
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tomorrow i will reveal teh most epic thing ever.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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My wife left me ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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Heyuri makes a pokemon game Replies 16
In the thread where I played pokemon red someone brought up the idea of making a pokemon game. This thread is simply to discuss that idea. Personally I think all double battles is a good idea.
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So, Sanae Kochiya Takaichi just got elected president of LDP and will prolly be teh first girl PM of Nippon. What's your take on this? Is this a good thing or nah? She's rather conservative and hard on migration, so that means less :nigra: in Nippon, but she also wants to ban yuri and yaoi, so...
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When Yuno poses like this .. I want to sniff her butthole. :blush:
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i cut my life into pieces, this is my last escape~
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Top Russian general had sex with a MALE dressed up as a FEMALE (;´Д`)

The news is massively talking about this
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l€tᛋᛋ all write in maoi$$t SStandard engliSSh!

https://maosite.neocities.org/
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are cloudgaming g00d today?
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How teh fuck was I supposed to know!?!?!? ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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goodnight heyuri ( ´ω`)
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the average straight guy needs therapy more than us Replies 13
by "us", i mean the lolicons, the fujos, the queers, the schizos and autistics and faggots. we're constantly told to go to therapy so we can become acceptable to society. it's society itself that is unnaceptable! the straight white guys running it are crazy, but their craziness is everywhere so nobody points out how strange it is. never feel ashamed of what you are, heyuri, even if it hurts.
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NOOOOOO I WAN NA STAYYYYYY
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I thought it was a joke :glare:
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CHICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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open this video
press screenshot buttan
find out your lucky color of today☆
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mmmmmm.... i think i see a muscle girl in the distance.... (´¬`)
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today we will be miserable
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spooky/paranormal thread Replies 7
Post photos and videos that cannot be explained by science.
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Junku is bad ass :cool:
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=HhO1raSVfBA
THE POWER OF HEYURI FLOWS IN MY VEINS YOU MR.FAGGOT WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF DA LULZ WARRIOR. YOUR BIG SISTER BETTER PREPARE HER ANUS RAR.
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Heyuri Plays pokemon Red.
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One down 5 to go.
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Is math for niggers? 😰
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Here's the next guy checking the Cascade Badge.
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Ohayo, howz everynyans day :biggrin:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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gordon slenderman...
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dice roll Replies 27
everynyan, roll a 15d6 ITT and we see who can get the highest sum!

how to roll: Put "dice15d6=" in the comment field
moar info: >>157648

P.S you can also tell if someone's a CHEATER if the red text doesn't show "This is a dice roll" when hovering over it
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Mutual assistance thread?

I have not done crypto yet but I want to get quite a bit of monero, or secondarily bitcoin/other major crypto and then buy monero with it. Specifically without KYC. What is the best method now that localmonero is gone?

I am thinking about dicksword kids who make paypal-crypto exchange bots because it and it just works. There was one kid who showed me that. If I don't find any better ways I would use that method but sadly these kids don't seem to sell monero anywhere or I just can't use dicksword properly to find them. Do you have a reliable way to get monero without KYC? Even bitcoin or other major crypto are good. I would need to go an extra step and exchange it once more though but I strictly want it anonymous or at least without a direct trace and ending up as monero.

What about telegram? Do they sell crypto there too? I have never used it and I am a dummy. I saw a kid during lectures who was ordering weed through it in some "Devil Kush 666" store so I reckon that they have crypto there too. :nyaoo2:

There is lots of sites on the TOR who offer bitcoin to monero exchange but I never used any and I don't wanna get raped for money. Are they usually legit? Can you recommend any? Or should I just frequent dread instead of asking it here? I am a newb to dread so I don't know what to actually believe yet. I am not a retard but I don't like uncertainty since everything there is trust based and I have no net yet. I don't wanna pay the n00b entry fee (getting scammed :biggrin:).

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Im a raver!

I love stimulants! O H Y E A H

:onigiri:
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test
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hi first time here!!! :waha::waha: also you all are so fucking old!!!!! hahahaha!!!! :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
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el chupacabra!!
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Life
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I have kidnapped Heyuri-tan
If this thread doesn't reach at least 20 replies i will kill her
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flat chests will save the world
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My 12 year old son came to me (dad) really embarrassed yesterday and said he wet the bed. I said okay and that we could strip the bed and put it in the washing machine. It didn’t look like a pee spot to me though so I asked “you sure you peed?”

He starts crying a little bit and says “no this white stuff came out.” Oh boy. We’ve had a version of “the talk” but I kept it high level and did not cover wet dreams. I asked him if he knew what it was and he said “the stuff to make babies with I guess. I forget the word.” I said yeah but went into detail more about wet dreams and things with proper terminology.

He says “I just want it to stop. It’s like hard all the time and I can’t get it to go away and it’s so annoying and now I’m making this mess which is gross and I just want it all to stop I hate it.” He’s still partially crying.

I say “have you ever heard of [the m word]?” He says “I don’t know. Like kinda.” I say “well some people find touching or rubbing themselves down there feels really good and it can help relieve some tension and may make wet dreams less frequent since the stuff comes out another way. But everyone is different. It’s normal and safe in moderation. But it is a private activity. You should keep it to yourself.”

He said “I like kinda did that but nothing came out. Maybe I can try again.” I just said that was a private decision and up to him. I’ve never cringed so hard in my life but I tried to stay calm.

Today he comes to me and says “sorry about yesterday. Thanks for not freaking out on me. I guess I should’ve known all that.” I told him he had nothing to be sorry about and he was fine. He said “can we pretend that like that never happened?” I chuckled and said sure. He gave me a quick hug and ran away.
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Forgot to feed my garloids this morning :cry:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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describe this image using one word only ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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IS IT GAY TO FALL IN LOVE WITH AN HERMAPHRODITE?
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No face is moe :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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necrofag is a FAGGOT and ignored my invitation for him to play hang man.

so let's have a game ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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is gelbooru running sum kind of crypto miner if you leave your PC unattended? This isn't the first time :unsure:
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While you were wasting your life on the internet, I beat Silksong.
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What was your reaction when charlie kirk was kill?
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DESTROY!!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Make computahs look liek this again! :biggrin:

But with more memorie and better screeen
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Could anyone tell where I can buy a girlfriend? :unsure:
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And now after crushing Brocks gym trainer we're now about to challenge the leader himself.
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Watch the used office computer market this month

Win10 EOL is here and a lot of corporate offices are just shucking all of their old computers if Microsoft tells them they are incompatible

Literally pallets upon pallets of optiplexes and thinkcentres will enter the used market soon

Cheap work computers, homelabs, the uses are many!
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It's my birthday today. Leave your presents below
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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How should we expand KAGUYAS GLORIUS SULTANATE
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why did you start using heyuri? Replies 45
when i first found the website, i immediately fell in love with some of the features that other imageboards didnt have and the general userbase

truly the place to be
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[The IVU] Replies 11
Another month, another look at the vomit cup :drool:
Hello /b/, and welcome, to another edition of the IVU! Now, last time I had expressed interest in adding another one of my sister's bodily fluids to the brew. Unfortunately, I haven't been able to do that. We'll have to wait and see if that pan's out some other time. But, the vomit on its own is mutating. There are tons of fragmented chunks that look like they're getting... bigger.
As some of you may have guessed, before I snap a picture of the cup, I always place it over my nose and masturbate. Today I lasted about a minute, but immediately after I set the cup down, I got pretty woozy, and my throat got extremely sore. It's been about 30 minutes since I put the cup back, and I'm still feeling the soreness.
Maybe it's just fall allergies :nosebleed:
Until next time, /b/. バハハイ~
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AHHHHHH NOT THE HEAD!!!!!
:sad:
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GLORY, GLORY MAN. UNITED!
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64 BIT :astonish:
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I have a confession to make... Replies 9
Fellas... I...

I...
I-i... :blush:

I LOVE RETARDS!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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What f*cking freak at Ubuntu thought it was a good idea to make middle mouse button an paste shortcut?

I dont like that at all... i use middle mouse button all the time for auto scroll! :dark:
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I got stood up by a girl... again :hokke:
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it's raping time (・∀・)
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Ran is so adorable that I have an urge to slap her directly in her face! Foxes are so adorable
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I CANT WAIT FOR HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its my favorite holiday
wat will you be doing?? ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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tranqfent or krokodil whats worse
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(´¬`)
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(・∀・)
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(´¬`)
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An immediate procurement order for 300 severed pig and horse heads has been sent from Heyuri's headquarters

We are still trying to figure out why
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lanza needed an ar-15 and had to go after little kids in order to even come close to his score. he did this with 2 pistols too didnt even need a fancy ass ar or shotgun.
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Guise... Halloween is next month :glare:
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i wish i could be loved, but alas i was born as a short, ugly, balding filipino instead of a tall and handsome japanese schoolboy ( ´,_ゝ`)
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It's early in this game (only basic mechanics implemented) but I need epic muzak.
This will be HEYURI themed. Featuring Iruyeh-tan as the antagonist.
Everything is random right now, but I will insert sprites next, and hand-craft 5 stages with some story dialogue. Maybe an endless mode?

But the music needs to be epic if we want an epic heyuri saga of gaems to be spawned here, so I need your help.

Give me your muscic!!2
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I FUCKING HATE CANADIAN SCHOOLS! THEY GROOM KIDS INTO BEING GAY AND THEY BANNED 4CHAN!!! I HAVE TO USE THIS RETARDED SITE INSTEAD OH MY FUCKING GOODNESS
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sometimes u just gotta milk teh cow
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Heyuri, what's your favourite movie?
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apple sucks ( ´,_ゝ`) Replies 14
ive had my phone for like fourish years (for reference it was bought for me, i didnt get it myself) its liek an iphone 12 and it will barely charge anymore, it went from 21 percent to 14 ON THE CHARGER, its so slow, and it overheats so bad. i hate apple so much. one of these days my phone is going to explode:sad:
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What are you doing today/tonight Heyurizens?

Me? I'm masturbating! And drinking plenty of water :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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Do heyurizens play visual novels?
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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waifus/men/automotive vehicles/WTF of Heyuri Replies 16
saya ftw

images themselves: https://up.heyuri.net/src/4858.zip
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Hardcore. Henry Darger was a visionary. :astonish:
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What JRPG(s) do you like? Could someone recommend me one perhaps.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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It is Coming Replies 9
When the AI Web-Crawler of Everything on The Internet drops in 2032, how will you hide the fact that you were an ozomashii lolikon on Heyuri when you want to go sign up for a job?
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Do you know why it's called Heyuri? Replies 6
It's because you look at it and say "hey, yuri!" and you get down to fapping to yuri pictures. That's the right way to go about it.

Let's share some good yuri pictures here and get fapping, 100%. Get straight to it.
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How do you cope with the fact that you were born too late to experience the true old internet and only have scraps and an internet archive to show you how things were back then?
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Hiding things  Replies 27
Is there any good way to hide stuff on your computer/phone. i still live with my parents and theyre mad at me so they’re soon about to look through my stuff i think:cry: im scared deleting stuff isnt enuff
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Look at my muscles. And oh yeah this FM-Towns PC. :biggrin:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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😪
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i was about to make a post, but then i didnt because i want to make heyuri a worse place with less posts! ψ( ` ∇ ´ )ψ
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KAGUYA MENTIONED Replies 34
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bread Replies 5
delicious, delicious bread
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The last picture of Hitler alive Replies 15
I can't look at this picture without crying.

What was going through the Fuhrers mind at this moment?
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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My wife left me ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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here's the breasts you ordered, sir
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I am bored. Give me something to occupy myself with or I might have to resort to getting a job to fill up my time
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:blush:
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fucking stupid game i wanted to fight eirin but accidentally chose finalb
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does heyuri like cabbages? can you give me good cabbage or lettuce recipes? dont. give me good stuff to make with lemon cuz i never actually buy cabbage ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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:hokke: i Need to become employed Shall i
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Superdeadbeat Dad...:sad::cry::cry:
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My girlfriend drew art of me and her
(Im the one holding the gun)
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One day, while surfing the world wide web, I ended up finding this cool song from on old amstrad game www.cpc-power.com/index.php?page=detail&onglet=zicym&num=437 :dance2:
The website provides the file of the song... However, I was never able to find a program to play .ym files on my computer, so the only way to listen to this song is through this website. :nyaoo2:
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Lots of people complain about immigrants coming to their country because they have higher propensities to criminality, low IQs, disagreeable religions, etc. But let's be honest. How much of it is just that they're ugly? If there were a race flooding in with the same demographic statistics as any Syrians or Hondurans or Congolese, but they looked like the above, you wouldn't care nearly as much, would you? I wouldn't.
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Argentina, 2015. 27 year old man was killed by his lover, a 38 year old married woman. They had an affair and the younger man eventually had threatened to reveal their illicit relationship to her husband, if she would refuse to “loan” him big sums of money. The 38 year old woman owned a high profit jewelry store.

To safeguard her money and family life she instead decided to kill her lover during sex “game”. By suggesting they try something kinky new. A strangling game in the midst of intercourse. And then instead of stopping strangling him after he had passed out, on purpose continued to strangle her passed out lover with all the strength she had, using a leather belt. Doing it for a few minutes, to make sure he was really dead.

Her husband was away from the house during this time on a business trip in another country.

After strangling him she had first tried to stuck him in the large suitcase. So to take his corpse out of the house in a very discreet way. And taking it to large municipal garbage site so to dump it there amongst the piles of garbage bags. But his head would not go all the way inside the suitcase. So she then rolled the suitcase with his body inside it into her bathroom and decided to saw/cut his head off in there.

Getting a folding saw, a large serrated bread knife, gas mask with goggles, thick commercial rubber gloves, black plastic sheeting and a few large bottles of commercial corrosive chemicals (all those belonging to her husband because of his line of work). To try and see if perhaps she could dissolve some parts of his body in the bathtub and thus reducing the weight of the suitcase, for when she would have to lift it up so to place it in her jeep’s trunk.

And then went to the garage to get her car ready and to get a few other things she thought she could use for her intended plan.

But before she could start her sister had showed up unannounced. She had keys to the house and after no one had answered the door (her sister being in the garage at that time), had entered the house. And after going through the house looking for her sister, had decided to check the bathroom (since she saw a light there, behind a closed door).

And after knocking a few times and getting no reply, had opened the door. Discovering to her horror a naked below the waist strangled young man in the suitcase, with his stuck out head pressed hard against a toilet seat and all that body disposal paraphilia next to him. And immediately calling the police.
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There was a thread a few weeks ago about "What would your family do if they found out you browse Heyuri" - and it had alot of interesting replies. It relates to this discussion about digital footprints - the permanent record you leave of all of your activities online

But that thread seemed to be mostly jokes. I still am left wondering how the people browsing sites like this actually plan to reckon with the fact it may well come to light one day.

Now posting on a forum like this, if thats all you do, doesn't really leave a deep print in the mud. But some people went a little farther than that (Say, uploading pictures of yourself in underwear to this board...) - we have more to reckon with. The average kid of today has left a deep print, most kids don't understand why they shouldn't slap their name and face on everything they do online - neither did I.

Now if someone, an employer, a snoopy coworker, or my grandparents, were to do a little bit of digging, I'd be ridiculed for being an absolute clown on the internet as a kid - doing what kids do, seeking attention

Sigh - it's all just so complicated, can anyone here relate? And what is your advice?
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🍺ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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another evening of high cortisol and no sleep.
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GENSOKYO FIRST
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“regular people don’t know what benefits them.” -OPs girlfriend
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Who de hell is OP’s girlfriend
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her name is now OPs Girlfriend
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Why is she so mad? :unsure:
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wtf
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I enjoy ear scratching by cute 2d

While I was rewatching I got overwhelmed by cute Akira failing to scratch off a sign

I share for everyone to enjoy it
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post an image of your waifu/character-you-like/whatever ITT and at the end i'll make a collage using the contributions ヽ(´ー`)ノ

cut-off time is the 24th of September at 15:00 UTC (2025/09/23 15:00)

2025/09/24 15:00*
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The japanese are masters of innovation!
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K.O :astonish:
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Help me orgasm!

I am seratonin/dopamine deprived!

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here's ur tea~
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Do you like your waifu so much you fantasize about becoming her? :unsure: I'm not there yet but I know one of my friends is close to that point :sweat2:
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this is what was REALLY behind sakamoto-san's eye-patch
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Heyuri, how can I score a cute fujo gf who will force me into maid outfits?
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teh feline caturpede!!! (゚ー゚)

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