meow so much that u get so tired you die

choking on ketchup

Overdosing on Heyuri juice (don't ask me how I know).

3l of BOKU and 50mg of heyuri jam

dying of old age after living your life to the fullest (｀∇´)

Fap to roris, get v& and raped, stabbed and tortured to death in prison!

fap to death

i've always considered an exit bag to be my preferred method when it's time

- eating so much that you explode
- puchippy frying you alive in oil
- becoming an onahole for a giant

I've always fantasized with VSED, though I'm a fat fuggg so I know it's not possible. It'll probably be a certain chemical I store under my bed for me.
I know where I could get a gun *right now*, but a bullet to the brain stem is too sudden and sudden is scary.
I found myself a lot calmer when I tried out the exit bag method and experienced death approaching slowly.
Of course I'm still here. Still making OC for Heyuri, but not for long, I hope.
No Hate 4 Heyuri though. I love this site.

drowning in a teaspoonful of water

break your spine by attempting auto fellatio

>>200099
i feel called out lol

fun fact: there's a french book about it that is not allowed to be published in france