I saw an aliexpress ad for "silicone female bodysuits" that include boob and ass prosthetics (;ﾟ∀ﾟ). Has anyone seen one of these in person? Would you wear one for the LOLz?or to fap, I won't judge.

:glare:

https://youtu.be/Q6qLDLtE70s?si=NEz7g6sMtvRxxbvz

I really love this song:biggrin:

i am sad lonely sexually confused male.. does anyone want to be my friend( ´ω`)

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Final Fantasy VII Енакиево

The dating market these days is tough for men and getting beautiful women is harder than ever. Would you be willing to settle for a mid girl like this? :unsure:

what kind of filtering system does heyrui use? Ive noticed that some of my posts are silently rejected so i think that the long loading process has some script that checks messages My post had nothing bad in it

post or u gay.

Bike modo activate!

wtf I luv miku now :love::lolico:

All Accounts Will Be Deleted This Following April, Paste This On Your Account To Save Your Channel From Being Deleted, Don't Change This Info, Or Else Your Channel Will Be Deleted, It Is Because There's About 1,000,000 Fake Accounts. Sorry

desu

is this accurate?

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

You're riding your tank and come across this, what would you do?

I'm seeing hate thrown at Hachikuji, our tripmod.
When you say they are annoying or their flashes suck or they have sex with dead possums, this is who you're saying that to.

Feeling sorry?

If heyuri barely understand what I wrote here, how would using http://vocaroo.com/ put any clarity?
Does heyuri simply moslem and shrew around with AI and nothing actually make sense to them?

Me on the left. You on the right.

here's a figure that match heyuri's taste.

there are a few people who talk about drugs here... sorry to be yet another one. but I need advice from the sages and wisemen of Heyuri. I've got my monero, i've browsed dark web markets and found a reputable vendor (did my research on dread. not sure if i can mention the market here - its name is related to quantum physics for the knowers out there). I've set up the required PGP stuff and loaded my XMR into the site wallet. But I have a few questions...

First, I live in Europe and dont have a mailbox. I live in a giant apartment building in eastern europe. Anyone know how I should receive it with the least risk?

Secondly, I live alone. I am afraid that I'll go insane and gouge my own eyes out or something. I'm a pretty chill person but I've heard (scaremongers?) say you can fry your own brain and go crazy after just one trip... i don't have any friends that i would trust to babysit me either. Is it safe for me to be alone in my own room while tripping?

I currently have a crush on a character, and i really like them i think to an almost obsessive degree..whenever i see art of the character they canonically like with them, i get so upset i start to feel sick, like i will throw up! I’m also slightly obsessed with that character, in the way that i want to be exactly like them :sweat2:

can anyone else relate?

What does a bewb feel like? :glare:

While you were wasting your life on the internet, I beat ROMEO IS A DEAD MAN.

sudaaa please publish juilet's naked model somewhere ヽ(´∇`)ノ

How to plan art for 6/b/igit? No wait that's digit.

is this a thing? :unsure:

i could! :nosebleed:

Chuck Norris finally got bored of living on this planet and allowed the Grim Reaper to escort his soul to the heavens.

...RIP :emo:

I sport a 6 incher and some people call that small, I don't know if they are memeing or not. Is 6 inches enough? :sad:

on my afternoon walk today, a mixed race-looking schoolgirl on the pavement stared into my eyes for a second and smiled. :blush: she was a little taller than her two white friends... so cute! ig my wardrobe rng must have been better than usual today, also got a compliment from a receptionist :happy:

maybe i shouldnt be sharing these moments with a place like heyuri, but it makes me so happy!

Eat it... (・∀・)
not like its poisoned or anything... heh. (´ー`)

Haruhi down! I repeat, Haruhi down!

live sane, but with no waifu

OR...

live insane - all your perception is fucked, but with an waifu that also eats people

Not only will this inhibit buying figs from japan, but figurines and many other wonderful products are made of plastic, which is made of petrol! Fuck the world economy, unblock it for their sake!

On the other hand, Japan has alot to lose from this. If they go into recession and the Yen tumbles, we can probably get good deals if we act quickly while the Yen is weak

wahooo

Well fuck you too, baka ojisan! :angry:

I don't know what im testing for, but im testing :cool:

my bladder is incredibly full from medications but i dont want to pee

i got so mad @work i thew my mouse at my screen and it broke. :angry:

Which STYLE do you typically use on teh Heyuri?
I like Ayashii.

Born from an egg on a mountain top
The punkiest monkey that ever popped
He knew every magic trick under the sun
To tease the Gods
And everyone and have some fun
:onigiri:Monkey magic, Monkey magic:onigiri:
:onigiri:MONKEY MAGIC, MONKEY MAGIC:onigiri:
:onigiri:MONKEY MAGIC, MONKEY MAGIC:onigiri:

I love onoda-san
:blush::blush::blush:

I remember playing Earthworm Jim a lot as a kid. Can't remember if we had a SNES or a Genesis actually, but I have zero memory of playing any Mario games so it must have been Genesis... No wonder I'm so messed up. :dark:

Anyway I dl'd an emulator cuz EarthBound seems interesting and I wanted to check it out, but I downloaded some other games too. Aside from Earthworm Jim I don't remember playing much from that era... I downloades some other roms from the all time top 10 list. What other games should I get? What other systems should I emulator? I also got NES emulator and smb3. :kuz: Any funny romhacks?

My poopoo PC can handle games up to the PS1/N64/Dreamcast era. I will also get GoldenEye which I played as a kid.

u can have this
:kuma6:

NOW NOW NOW!!! I WANT MY DINOSAUR NUGGIES RIGHT NOW!!!!

and so... the truth comes out in the end (´ー`)

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

theres a neko girl on my Heyuri :nyaoo:

Hey you!

what are you doing right at this very moment!?!?!?

halp mah (;´Д`)

one day.... you will have a hueg baldspot :x3:

ITS A HEAD HUMPER (;ﾟДﾟ)

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Ah ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

My daughter's birthday is coming up, she's going to be 9 soon. What should I get her as a present?

She's a bit tomboyish and interested in science. I was thinking I would get her a telescope so we can look at the stars together. There are ones that are under $150, but are they any good? I've never used a telescope before. I was also thinking I would get her a little plastic terrarium thing and a net so we can go catch bugs and frogs and things.

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cute :love:

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

"...Your wrists, ankles, knees and hips will be strapped to a metal frame to hold your body in that position. The frame is designed for doggie fuckin’, your ass up in the air, sex organs exposed, your tits hangin’ down on each side of a metal support bar, knees spread about twelve inches, position similar to that of a bitch dog in heat, right in the middle of the floor so we can set on the couch and in chairs, and watch. I’m going to rub canine breeder’s musk on your back, the back of your neck, and on your sex organs. Now I have three dogs. All of ‘em’s male, cause I don’t need any fuckin’ pups. One of ‘em is a very large German shepherd that is always horny, and he loves it when I bring him in the house to fuck a woman. After I let him in the house, he’ll sniff around you a little bit and, within a minute, he’ll be mounting you. There’s about a 50–50 chance which hole he’ll get his PENIS into, but it doesn’t seem to bother him whether it’s the pussy or the asshole. His PENIS is pretty thin. It goes in easy, but it’s about ten inches long and when he gets completely excited, it gets a hell of a knot right in the middle of it. Now I’ve had slaves tell me that it feels like they got a baseball inside of ‘em. It doesn’t take long. He’s gonna hump you real fast for about three or four minutes. And while he’s doin’ it, he’ll wrap his front legs around your chest to hold himself in position. And, in the process, he’ll probably scratch your tits up a little bit, with his claws. ..."

TEH VIRUS HAS INFECTED ME. (・∀・)

kuz brought the gabbagool

Welcome, welcome to Heyuri dot net

You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining image boards

Calm down ladies, one at a time :cool:

THIS is a knife

look at this fat poster, he never stops eating ヽ(`Д´)ノ

how the fuck did this piece of shit movie win 6 oscars :angry: did I miss something? is this also a parody movie just like starship troopers?

Why are so many children obsessed with the year 2009? I see it referenced everywhere as the last best year. Do they really think the housing market crash and the recession was really good for everyone or something? If you weren't shielded by gov't housing back then, it was pretty ass

i swear to GOD if i see ONE more roach thread im gonna lose my damn mind. I WILL personally forge a lava‑soaked lamb preserved in mercury, attach it to a medieval battering ram, and launch it directly into the cosmic void that is your ass. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, BUDDY. RAAAHHH!!!

rain is so cool

"P sure yer all gay so it's either shinjifags or even igokiwhores. Or just gendousluts. Or anything ritsuko gets to ride in sweatpants. Her mum not included."
- https://img.heyuri.net/a/koko.php?res=6181

What do cheese puffs taste like? I've never had them

Ohohohohoho, you dont have a forehead THIS big :lolico:

IM IN A CHAIR LOL :dance:

:worry2:

I remember this website
2020
Kuznetsov
We had a discord
1 billion messages

I miss u

Lonely dude here looking for a kinky girl to role play with and who will bully and humiliate me for being a virgin loser.

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Welcome... TO THE WORLD TOMOROOOOOOW

have you got a stereo tv yet?

Do you like nightcore? I normally would just rather listen to J-core and other forms of Japanese EDM that nightcore seeks to replicate the aesthetic of, but some of the remixes are very nice. In the most extreme cases, they can make gold from shit. Some favorites:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TzYnfcxNNE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5RUvjCStTk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmDQuwJWs84 (this guy had a really good mix of "Numb" by Linkin Park but it looks like it got baleeted)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwdbFNGCkLw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ED8Bjf8fYg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiVIFMbwxOc

if you were the opposite sex in an alternate universe (or simply born the opposite sex), how different do you think you would be from who you are now?:unsure: both personality wise and physically.

for example, if you are a lolicon, would your genderswap enjoy shota instead? or continue being a lolicon?; would you style your hair differently? be thinner or fatter? do you think you would differ socially from how you are now? and what your cup size/ PENISsize would be

be as detailed as you wish:nyaoo:or call me a faggot

though i know all the men here would be the tomoko kuroki stereotype as a girl

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habanero-tan is REAL and can burn ur butt

do you use japanenglish in your daily lingo?

Kiss, marry, or squish?

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Been asking about this software alot, but everyone says it's unsolvable. Why? Isn't everything possible under, the semitic allahs, polydeitic japanese peninsula, and the chinmerican communism?

TOTAL HEYURI DOMINATION

(｀∇´)

I cant believe i am excited for a upcoming gatcha game, is my wallet doomed? :worry2:

I cant fucking draw cool looking bodies anymore
why am I regressing?!
ah shoot, even my secretary who also happens to be my wife is mad that i failed to complete my tasks

Are japanese cockroaches cuter than german ones?

Im here to eat all the bugs ( ´ω`)

how could you hate the gokiburu? i mean, just look at that face!ヽ(´∇`)ノ

i-if you guys didn't want cockroaches around then maybe you should have cleaned... i'm just trying to live... ;_;

My home defense against the menace.

GOKIBURI DETECTED!

GOKIBURU~

care to spare sum food?

DJ MINT :dance:

the true golden age of flying was not the 50s/60s or today. it was the 1990s. flying long haul international once a year (or multiple shorter regional flights) was still in reach for middle class americans unlike in the 50s. plane crashes were also much less common than in the 50s, as well as smoking being phased out so your not trapped in a cancer tube for 8 hours. it was also before the tsa security nightmare of today and before the constant nickel and diming we see on today's airlines. the interiors were much more comfortable before everyone was packed in like sardines now. people had free checked bags which meant people werent fist fighting over bin space like today. also since lower class white trash/hood types were too poor to fly i meant you didnt have those spirit airline brawls you see today. not to mention there were more airlines to choose from back then, unlike now where the airline industry is consolidated into 3-4 major companies while the rest are trying to fend off bankrupcy. the only thing i can think of that is better in the 50s/60s and now is the food, unfournately the food now is expensive. the only reason to buy on the plane is because the airport food is more expensive now.

:onigiri: goki PENIS :onigiri:

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

kyaaaa~

don't look! ///

Step 1. BANG YOUR FUCKING HEAD AS HARD AS FUCKING POSSIBLE MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

Can we bring yesterday back around?

Gokicha!

:astonish:

naito :nyaoo-closedeyes:

hi i usually only lurk but i felt i should confess my love for this site and everyone here!! :love: marry me! :blush:

Imagine if things were good

If there any girls on Heyuri or any heyurizens that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. Unpredictible income. Sometimes lots of money, sometimes none at all, depends on what is my business at a given time.

2. Age: I am below 25, but above 18.

3. Attractiveness: probably decent, I can't judge. I had two girls chasing me in highschool but I ignored one and broke heart of the other one when she got too annoying.

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You know it already :nyaoo2:

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Anyone, preferably female aged 15-20, the closer to that the better

2. Located in Poland and of polish nationality or a nationality that I don't find too annoying + exceptions

For everyone:
3.1. Able to trip alone
3.2. Doesn't moan for drugs and money (I am not a bank nor a pharmacy)
3.3. Enjoys things but is not addicted to anything (including nicotine and alcohol too :angry:)
3.4. Not significantly mentally ill from drugs, no significant permanent damage from drug use
3.5. Confidential
3.6. Able to read long posts
3.7. Hates government

For females:
3.8. Healthy looking with extra points for cuteness
3.9. Not fat
3.10. Needle marks okay, big needle scars not okay
3.11. Doesn't ask too many questions

4. Willing to meet up sometimes (and maybe hit it later if female... jk.... but srsly, we can get to know eachother first. Something long term :nyaoo2:)

That's it. I'm not asking for that much. I'll teach you things, tripsit you, and make sure you never overdose (hopefully), I can also limit your use by stealing your things or money and beating you up for getting new stuff from plugs. We can become friends for life :biggrin: or something more if you are female!

hey... what the...!? :angry:

Had a dream today that I was in a harem with 3 2D girls.

Needless to say it was a pretty good experience :cool:

down with amerikan imperialists! down with japanese imperialists! down with british imperialists! glory the the People's Republic of China! may the workers of china unite under communism and begin a new golden age of china! may china shed the reactionary ideology of confucius! glory to Mao Zedong for liberating china from reactionary and imperialist powers! May the power return to the workers of china!

horror stream when?

rawr!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

did anyone ever get on heyuri townhall?:nyaoo:
has it always been inactive? or does no one care anymore:blush:

Why is she doing this?

every heyruizen is one of these three i believe ( ´ω`)

Archduke Franz Ferdinand, heir to austrian throne murdered earlier today at around 11 am :sweat:

Need otouto and being the slightly older onee san forever... The loli never leaves you and when you notice it you want to loli again, anyone else??? :blush::blush::blush:

If there any little girls on Heyuri that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. Financial stability: I make well below average in my country (Located in my mother's basement in Alabama)

2. Age: I am below 60, but above 40.

3. Attractiveness: Aggregate of various AI rating sites: 1.9/10. First person sources: Two little girls at the playground screamed and ran away saying I was a "monster"

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You can figure that out later :kuma6:

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Female, Aged 4-10

2. Located in USA

3. Cute
3.1 Not fat
3.2 White and or Asian

4. Willing to hop in my van (and maybe hit it later... jk.... but srsly, we can get to know eachother first. Something long term :wink:)

PANTSU MOGIRE BEAM

how do you treat bugs?

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

is being retarded moe?

This doll climbed a whole mountain all by herself. What have you done lately?

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

If theres anyone on Heyuri that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. Financial stability: I make well above average in my country, since i cook for only my best customers (who happen to be rich).

2. Age: I am below 25, but above 18.

3. Skills: Many of my customers described my dishes as "Tasty"

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You can figure that out later :happy:

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Any gender, 15-35

2. Not a picky eater

3. Eats healthy
3.1 Not underweight
3.2 No tattoos
3.3 Does not take drugs
3.4 preferably above average muscle

4. Willing to help me cook (and maybe be the final ingredient later... jk.... but srsly, we can get to know eachother first. Something tender enough for the both of us :wink:)

is this true?

we are fat :ph34r:
we are legion :ph34r:
expect us :ph34r:

ON THE GWEEEEEN!!!!! :glare:

Above the entryway to my apartment building is a keystone bearing a strange symbol (but I can't remember what it is). I walk across the lobby's black-and-white checkered tile floor to the elevator, and take it to the top floor - the 33rd. My apartment is decorated in fanciful Art Deco style. The view from the windows is dizzying. No matter where I go in my apartment, I can't seem to escape the feeling of vertigo. I'm so high above everything and through every window I only see twinkling yellow lights far below me, all under a sky of absolute black. I take a stairwell to the roof. There cold gusts of wind nearly knock me off my feet. I can't help but peer over a ledge. Terror. My heart races and I brace myself against a wall. I can hardly stand and stagger back inside.

In the morning I go downstairs and explore the alleyway. Graffiti'd on the weathered orange brick are cryptic glyphs; letters (Hebrew? Enochian?), triangles, squares. A stairway leads to the basement, above its door another keystone bearing another forgotten symbol.

girls on toire are moe :nyaoo-closedeyes:

what fruits have you masturbated with? i've only done it with a banana peel

it's not too late to change your hikikomori ways.

If there any girls on Heyuri that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. Financial stability: I make well above average in my country (Located in EU)

2. Age: I am below 25, but above 18.

3. Attractiveness: Aggregate of various AI rating sites: 7.8/10. First person sources: Two girls on twitter said I was "cute"

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You can figure that out later :happy:

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Female, Aged 15-25

2. Located in EU

3. Cute
3.1 Not fat
3.2 White and or Asian

4. Willing to let me meet up (and maybe hit it later... jk.... but srsly, we can get to know eachother first. Something long term :wink:)

That's it. I'm not asking for much. I'll take care of you and let you NEET.

i often forget that most heyurizens are probably grown men instead of cute moe girls (such as myself:nyaoo-closedeyes:)

divided by age and gender, united by being perverted

if there any retards on heyuri that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. but first, here's what I have to offer:

1. money: I make 60 dollars a month

2. age: i can't remember

3. attractiveness: i used to get called cute by obaasans

there. Those are the important details. my "personality"? you can figure that out later.... :dark:

with that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. female, Aged 18-30

2. located in australia (i cant afford plain tickets)

3. kawaii (optional)
3.1 chubby
3.2 any race, i dont give a fuck
3.3 an IQ of 80 to 100
3.4 can cook steak
3.5 uses heyuri.net daily
3.6 knows what a "defense facility" is
3.7 can manage a hakoniwa island
3.8 knows baseball rules
3.9 can water plants

4. willing to let me perform a lobotomy

that's it. i'm not asking for much. you take care of me so i can keep NEETing

Hey Faggots,

My name is John and I'm looking for a girlfriend. If there any girls on Heyuri that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. I'm pretty much perfect: I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. I also get straight A's.

2. Age: I am below 25, but above 18.

3. Attractiveness: Aggregate of various AI rating sites: 7.8/10. First person sources: Two banging hot girls on facebook said I was "SO CASH"

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You can figure that out later :happy:

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Female, Aged 15-25

2. Located in New Jersey

3. Banging hot
3.1 Not fat
3.2 Not retarded or a no-life

4. Willing to blow me (jk.... but srsly, shit would be SO CASH. Something long term :wink:)

Thanks for listening. I'm not asking for much. I'll take care of you and let you jack off to naked drawn Japanese people. Pic related, it's me by myself.

If there anyone on Heyuri that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. Financial stability: I make well above average in my country (Located in EU)

2. Age: I am below 22, but above 16.

3. Attractiveness: Aggregate of various AI rating sites: 8.2/10. First person sources: Two catgirls on twitter purred at me

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You can figure that out later :happy:

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Any gender, Aged 13-21

2. Located in EU

3. Cute
3.1 Not fat
3.2 Cat and or Doggy

4. Willing to let me rub their belly (and maybe hit it later... jk.... but srsly, we can get to know eachother first. Something long term :wink:)

I thought about asking on /q/ because I'm sure the mods would know best, but maybe I'd get b& LOL. :xd: What's the best pocket-based food?

You can be cool, but you will never be THIS cool. :cool:

how many grams are in an evening spent rotting away infront of a computer?

im stuck in my overcrowded class and i need to pee(;ﾟ∀ﾟ) send help heyuri

Someone should make an imageboard where the politics boards bans IRL politics and forces you to roleplay in an elaborate fictional universe's politics, and where that story evolves over time from the best threads.

If there any boys on Heyuri that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. Financial stability: I make well above average in my country (Located in USA)

2. Age: I am below 22, but above 15.

3. Attractiveness: Aggregate of various AI rating sites: 9.8/10. First person sources: Twelve boys in school said I was "sexy"

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You can figure that out later :happy:

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Male, Aged 35-50

2. Located in Europe or Americas

3. Doesn't have too many visible defects
3.1 Is fit (doesn't use electric shopping cart)
3.2 White, Asian or Latino

4. Willing to let me meet up (and maybe hit it later... jk.... but srsly, we can get to know eachother first. Something long term :wink:)

Is it cold where you live? Or you can easily go outside wearing only shorts and shirt? Is it sunny or cloudy now? Was it cloudy or sunny all day yesterday? Tell the thread! Σ(;ﾟДﾟ)

I'm turning 49 in a few weeks, and can no longer get erections without Viagra, which I used to take but my doctor says not to do that anymore either because of my heart. Over the past 2 years and 9 months (I've been keeping count), I have only been able to masturbate or have sex with Viagra. I have two tablets left.

I'll have one last jerk off and then the curtains will close. Saying goodbye to 49 years of fun with my best friend.
I'm heartbroken but have seen this coming since I stopped being able to get it up. I'd like to believe that maybe if my heart gets in better shape, I can start taking it again and cum again, but that seems like just a distant dream now.

If you are young and reading this, treasure what you have.

If there any girls on Heyuri that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. Financial stability: I make well above average in my country (Located in EU)

2. Age: I am below 20, but above 15.

3. Attractiveness: Aggregate of various AI rating sites: 8/10. First person sources: three girls in my class said I was "charming"

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You can figure that out later :happy:

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Female, Aged 13-15

2. Located in Europe

3. Is cute

4. Willing to let me meet up (and maybe watch anime together later... jk.... but srsly, we can get to know eachother first. Something long term :wink:)

Asked a girl out today. Got rejected.
Not the end of the world, but it still sucks.
What’s the move from here, bros?

I confess that I downloaded this film primarily because it tells the story of a beautiful 9-year-old girl who gets abandoned by her mother with a random adult man, and the two go on a road trip together. :kuma6:

But beyond being an entry in my collection of pedocore films, I found a more lasting appeal in the theme it conveys. The film follows 31-year-old German magazine writer and amateur photographer, Philip, who at the start of the film is taking a road trip across America struggling against writer's block to finish a story on a deadline. In a conversation with a friend he says that he has become "estranged from himself" and is told: "Why do you take so many pictures? It is because you need proof of your own existence, proof that your experiences happened." (I've paraphrased for brevity.)

For years I've felt adrift, unsure of who I am, and lately have taken to things like sharing poetry, blogging and photography to show others that I still exist. Even this film review it would seem, is that. Here I leave a little proof that I saw this film, that it moved me. When Philip becomes burdened with looking after Alice, the two go on a long trip seeking her grandmother's house, based only on her hazy memories and a few photographs. Whether or not they find her grandmother, it would seem that Philip does eventually find in Alice a more lasting proof of his existence. We are left with the impression that their road trip has cured his writer's block. But Alice's nonverbal answer the question "What are you going to do [when you get to Munich]?" leads us to wonder if Alice has become estranged from herself.

Like the other Wim Wenders films I've seen (Paris, Texas and Perfect Days), Alice in the Cities is slow-paced and wistful while still managing to be impactful. The events of the film unfold calmly amidst masterfully shot scenery, and the film does feel a bit like a dream. But unlike a dream, it will not soon be forgotten.

A very normal bear

We're gonna make hentai, FOAR MEN!!!!!!

Is there a cover of Betty The Liar with a symphonic or just different instrumental? I quite like the song, but hate the instrumental.

Pwease help Ayesha give birth by upvoting agreeing with this post.
For each agreement her cervix will dilate 1cm

i have to take a poopy!!(;´Д`)

:kuma1: :kuma2: :kuma3: :kuma5: :kuma6: :kuma7: :kuma8: :kuma9: :kuma10:

im dying

Imagine peeing together, calm, alone, with the smells of the forest, with a shota or tomboy little stepsibling and you are the slightly older sister, you feel the relief and safeness together and its awkwardly warm(´～`)

Is this the infamous pirate known as "Sea Sam" that I've been hearing about so much lately? :kuz:

death to ameriKKKa! death to iSSntreal. Death to infidels. glory to allah. glory to the islamic republic of iran. glory to the ayatollah.

whos your waifu/husbando?

if you were a cat, what type of cat would you be?

i'd be a calico. did you know pretty much all calico cats are girls? thats pretty cute( ´ω`)

>The upcoming law mandates that OS providers and application developers implement age verification measures to protect minors online, which includes collecting age information during account setup and providing age bracket signals to devs when apps are downloaded.

>Of course, this is not only about Ubuntu, Fedora, or Linux Mint, as it would apply to all GNU/Linux distributions, desktop environments, and application hubs lke Flathub or Snap Store, which will have to comply with the upcoming law in the near future in some way, especially since similar laws have already been proposed in other US states, including New York and Colorado.

So not even installing gentoo will bypass this? :worry: I'm not in California, or the UK, but I have no doubt laws like these will be coming to my area soon. I want to be prepared for when they arrive. Sure if the service refuses to comply and just doesn't serve areas with these laws, I can set my VPN to a country that doesn't have these laws... until they ban VPNs, because of course that will be the next step.

Is there some kind of OS that will never, ever comply with this type of shit? How would something like TailsOS handle this? Are we soon going to have black market operating systems? That sounds like some kind of cyberpunk dystopia, :ph34r: except really, really gay! :angry:

When all teh internets are tracked and monitored, we'll be back to dial-up speeds because we'll have to do everything over the Tor network. :sweat3: At least I won't be spending all day watching videos anymore... :closed-eyes:

Seriously though, what do we do? :worry2:

https://9to5linux.com/ubuntu-fedora-linux-mint-eye-age-verification-amid-california-law-backlash

He doesn't care if the poor doggie dies, because doggie uses Android ヽ(`Д´)ノ

Flexible JK ヽ(ﾟρﾟ)ノ

back? :unsure:

Heyuri keeps deleting my thread don't they. Even the ones me asking where to properly study. Worthless

Do you see Banana Man :banana:
Hopping ova da wide web by LAN
Here he make posts dat we see
Fresh pics taken of his own weewee

Banana Man, you flood de board :glare2:
Dis flooding here don't leave room for much more
Please go back, from where you be gone :furious:
Where banana posted all day long

Me don't want a banana :glare1:
Open thread, reply, "W-T-F, man" :dark:
Me don't want no banana
Mods, kaguya, pls ban :closed-eyes2:

So good makeup and stuff, but nothing interesting happens in the video at all. :dark: I mean, at least a glimpse of her VAGINA...
https://up.heyuri.net/src/5385.webm

I am shitting my pants!!! :cry:

Today is the 2 year anniversary of my discovery of CRBA

i made a program that took me a lot to make but I'm afraid of putting it on github because I think more experienced programmers will mock me (;´Д`)

Kaguya's family photo :astonish:

8 GB

G
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:vomit:

Or am I the only M on Heyuri (´～`)

yͤ!

saya

sfdfsdsfjklfslkf teh wart hunder prison is the worse, at least better than the destiny most had like, "modern girl games" like valorant

how do you start playing good games again and stop being scared about pservers haet this

farrah and me

Ever encountered a fujoshi or some other sorta female degenerate?

In school we had a cute outcast girl with glasses who I got to know after a bit. I thought she was pretty cute and I wanted to get to know her a bit better, so we go for a couple outings together, and enjoy our time. We went together to an anime convention and everything, so we got pretty comfortable with one another. It turns out she was really, really autistic, and went ahead and told me that she had gay fantasies about me and a friend of mine, "cause he's much larger and stronger than me". In the same conversation she also talked about sending nudes online. She also said she thinks I might be autistic, and to do a test sometime, but I wonder where on the spectrum I'd be relative to her...
I didn't cut her off or anything, but after we slowly drifted apart during exams, she did after the end of high school.
Last I heard of her from a mutual friend was that she's in law school. (;´Д`)

What about you?(´人｀)

Miku-chan on my ようつべ!?

There's a newly launched baseball-themed game on Heyuri★CGI! It's called Gekikuukan Powerful League 2 (Gekipawa), and you can play it here: https://cgi.heyuri.net/gekipawa2/

The gameplay is similar to Battle Royale-R - first make a team, then compete against other players' teams, and see if u can come out on top at the end of teh season

This is one of the classic CGI games, being first released in 2001, and it still has people on teh Japanese web playing it today. It's a fairly simple game at its core, but I've added quite a few mods & enhancements that were popular back in teh day (plus a few of my own)

Play ball!!

remember when the US once considered war games as a national threat :lolico:

What's with you people?

Do you find the people around where you live annoying?

i have to pee so badly but my roommates been in the bathroom forever i dont think im gonna make it heyuri.......

What does it mean? :dizzy:

reverse ntr :iyahoo: