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Epstein Desk Replies 27
what do u think? :sweat:
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Anime Club Saga: The Christmas Viewing Replies 6
I've seen a few people propose stream ideas in the past, so I figured I'd give it a go :smile:
Anime Club Saga: A video series centered around the lives of the inhabitants of the now-defunct Albany Public Library Anime Club. ACS is very near and dear to my heart, and it's something I watch every Christmas. It's a series no longer than one half hour, and watching it is a joyous experience no one should ever be deprived of. I've never had the chance to watch this series with anyone, despite my annual viewing of it being one of the only Christmas traditions I have left. It's a tradition I'd like to share with /b/ this Christmas Eve.
Now, there are two problems that stand in the way:
One, it isn't an anime.
Two, it's only 30 minutes. I feel like it'd work best as an interlude, or a pre-show to some larger piece of media. One OVA I always watch every Christmas is Itsudatte My Santa! If there aren't any other stream plans for Christmas Eve, maybe we could watch that too? Let me know what you guys think, or ignore the thread if you think it's a stupid idea :biggrin:
I hope you all have a merikurisumasu regardless :iyahoo:
But, if the streaming of this holiday classic is considered, here's the full series:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL1C735AA2B06A7CB2
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tactical santa :cool:
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do you think she was a shotacon?
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baby girl...高貴な者~❤❤❤
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3D custom girl Replies 25
Hello friends, I've recently been uploading mods for this old character creator game. There's basically no community for it anymore so I thought I'd make a thread to see if some people would be interested in playing it, especially since I think some heyurizens would enjoy it :happy: Setting up the mods is a bit tedious but I will try to help :dance:

You can download the base game here:
https://archive.org/details/3d-custom-girl-xp

Here are the mods I've uploaded so far. I still have a few more to upload but haven't had the time, apologies :cry:
https://archive.org/details/tdcgmod
https://archive.org/details/tdcgtac

Please show me all the cute girls you'll make!
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I've decided I'm going to walk down the street naked with a VR headset strapped to my crotch. I'm going to call it "Dickvision". What do you think of this idea? :biggrin:
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I want to waste my life on an MMO. A cute one though, something with the cuteness of Panyga, but a little less boring. (sorry golf lovers)
Mabinogi seems like cute fun, but i don't know if i like the P2W part. Is there any other popular enough ones that i can sell the account of when i inevitably get tired of it? Maybe with some player economy? I like dicking about and trying to economy my way up to infamy.
This is probably way too specific...
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how do i pirate flash without getting raeped by malware?
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Lately my PENIS has been really small. It was never very big but it keeps getting smaller and smaller. I showed it to a friend who used to be a lot smaller than me and his is now noticeably bigger. Lately I cannot even reach the throat.
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Selling unwashed underwear Replies 11
I was exploring the internet and found out there were a few websites where you could sell used panties, bras, socks etc unwashed. That got me thinking about whether you could wear a set of underwear until they stank, and then sell them online :sweat:.

Has anyone here done this? If not, do you want to do it? Seems like something that has the potential for mega lolz. Especially if you're a guy :sweat:
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can i tell you something heyuri?
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Good Day, Heyurizens.

I am here to announce the opening of the Heyuri Scientific Society.'

As the chairman of such a prestigious organization I believe it is the duty of Heyurizens across our humble imageboard to discover new scientific achievements.

Great minds truly understand that Insanity and Genius are two sides of the same coin and thus anyone calling us stupid is automatically wrong.

Now gentlemen does anyone have any interest scientific contributions that Heyuri can make. Here's mine

There's a condition called spontaneous human combustion. Now it's exactly how it's described. Some poor individual just bursts into flames. I think I've got a solution to this undeciphered issue.

We know that Constipation can get pretty severe correct! So my theory for why SHC happens is that someone get's so constipated that they can't even fart properly. eventually the gas begins to build up on the inside and then that gas could be set a flame due to a multitude of outside factors like getting insulted by a 12 year kid making you go into such a frenzy that you heat up and set yourself on flames.

Now then let's hear your Scientific theories Heyurizens
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Heyuri is full of young virgin men, so ur eligible for a Pakira!
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how am i meant to get a job if i have no work experience, i'm not smart and i have abysmal social skills?
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Anyone else here had tiger parents Replies 9
How were your parents? Strict, or care free?
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do people actually like eating fruitcakes? i always thought it tasted awful.
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Bought a Sega Genesis a few days ago, what gaems would you recommend?
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Daily Wax thread Replies 17
Daily question is: have you guys waxxed in a while?
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school Replies 8
school is out for christmas so i cans spend more time here. does anyone own any miku figures?
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hey guise


today is mah birthday!!


what’d ya got for me!
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Manko キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Weight gain Replies 38
Im trying to gain weight and its impossible.. this is too hard:dark:

ive been eating more, but i cant even gain a single pound…im 47kg:cry:
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Teh gym leaders of Heyuri Replies 21
Alright gentlemen, Heyuri has had a good life so far. My name is Yuki Judai and I'm taking over for announcer-san. We've got 8 positions for gym leaders for our heyuri region. So we need 8 people to fill in these positions it'd be preferrable if these were heyuri originals. GET YOUR GAME ON!!!!
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if tommorow all the things were gone, that i worked for all my life..:cry:

and i had to start again, with just my children and my wife..:sad:


i'd thank my lucky stars, to be living here today:smile:

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸cuz the flag still stands fore freedom:biggrin:🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸and they cant take that awayyyy!!!:biggrin:🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸AND IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN:smile:🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Well, I'm just out of school
I'm real real cool
I got the jump
Got the jive
Got the message
I'm alive
I'm a wild
I'm wild one
Ooh, yeah
I'm a wild one
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anyone has the original?
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GOOOOOD AFTERNOON HEYURI! Replies 7
I JUST WANNA SAY
I LIKE BATTLE ROYALE R
I COULD REALLY GET USED TO IT HERE YOU GUYS ARE WONDERFUL
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hiiii Replies 8
hello im new. what happens here
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How much would you have to get paid to let a girl straddle your face and pee in your mouth while you fap?
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Fellas i killed my 1st nigger ☺キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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oi, hiiragi~~~~ ( ´ω`)
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Hi! Replies 10
Im new here and stumbled upon this board by accident, while searching for a group on steam, theres actually so much cool content !
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BOO!!!
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Iruyeh roleplay thread Replies 21
You take a shortcut to get home faster, but in doing so you have to pass through the slums of Heyuri, a horrible place said to be where many iruyehzen hide in the shadows ready to strike, that's why it's always deserted and only those who have a death wish walk those paths...
In the distance you see the only building that doesn't look like it's a bout to fall over, and out of it comes a cute girl, but she looks familiar somehow...

And that's when you realize: it's Iruyeh! she looks different: her hair looks well kept, her clothes seem somehow more elegant, she has a bright smile on her face and... she's holding a gift?!
Who could it be for?! Is she on a date?! Does she have a boyfriend?!

The thoughts multiply in your mind, are you jealous?
Jealous?! Why should you be jealous?! Iruyeh is the #1 enemy of Heyuri! There is no place in your heart for her!... right?

[please roll a d20 for every reply, I think it may be fun]
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DO DA WORM!!! :dance2::dance2::dance::dance:
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YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY!
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Im so tired of this kind of..weak, abstract answer. It repeats too.
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hallo!! Replies 56
newbie here ヽ(´ー`)ノ i guess i could call this an introduction post if those are allowed. i'm not very used to imageboards these days but i used to lurk on 4chan admittedly (i don't go there anymore, way too many nazis) so please forgive me if i do anything wrong!
my online name is bjorn and i turn 19 on december 25th 😄 i really like coding, manga and lolis. happy to be here 💟
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I saw a text exchange between a brother and sister on reddit the other day, and they were so cute, they clearly loved eachother and had a great relationship

I wish I had a relationship like that (ρ_;)

Does anyone here have a cute relationship with their sister?
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semen is over represented in shota
a boys orgasm should be as pure as his heart
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i took on a big project at work and now im exhausted and still am not finished

i'll waste my entire christmas...
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What will the internet be like by 2030 with all these proposed internet censorship bills?
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Does anyone here own a dakimakura?
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devilish girl smile... i enjoy devilish girl smiles very much... :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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Out of Context Ecchi/Hentai Manga Panels Replies 3
I'm sure I haven't seen Heyuri (or any imageboard for that matter) have this specific thread topic.
But anyways, post em.
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Steam replays Replies 9
Guess about my age, personality, or other stuff based off my steam most-played genres ( ´ω`)
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I think she’s kinda hot..
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I lost my perfect girlfriend because I got too excited during our first time having sex Replies 35
:dark: A heyurizen? A sex haver? Of course you won't believe it... but its true, and I took it too far

As of last month, my relationship with my girlfriend is over.

We had an online relationship, although we lived very close to eachother. We met a few times, and the chemistry was perfect. She loved me, I loved her. She was so cute, perfect body, perfect face, and perfect personality. Every day I thanked the heavens for her :cry:

The opportunity finally came about 2 months ago, she was on break, and her parents were gone for 3 days. She invited me to her house. It was my first time in there.

She changed out of her jeans into some shorts, which really excited me. I made an advance but she rebuffed me, but we still enjoyed the rest of the night

The second night, she invited me back. I asked her beforehand, in an indirect way, whether we could 'do it'. She gave an affirmative.

As night approached, I advanced again, and even though she seemed reluctant, I chalked it up to teenage nervousness

My vision was going white with excitement, I even came in my pants before we even got in bed together. I struggled at first, my PENIS points skywards when its excited, and I struggled to bend it into place

Well, we got things going but she quickly asked me to stop because it was painful :dark:

We kept trying, and eventually got going again. But she was very uncomfortable, and she started yelling for me to stop as I was about to climax.

I didn't listen, I came inside her and she pushed me off...

(1/2)
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Evolution is GAY AND FAKE!!!
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TEH ULTIMATE CHRISTMASU TREE
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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AAAAAAAA FRIED SPIDERS ARE SO FUCKING GOOD AND DELICIOUS MMMMM
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how committed are you to your craft? Replies 2
>When I wanted to do the rape scene, I explained to [Mara Lorenzio] that I was going to hit her and rape her. There was no emotional relationship between us, because I had put a clause in all the women's contracts stating that they would not make love with the director. We had never talked to each other. I knew nothing about her. We went to the desert with two other people: the photographer and a technician. No one else. I said, 'I'm not going to rehearse. There will be only one take because it will be impossible to repeat. Roll the cameras only when I signal you to [...] And I really... I really... I really raped her. And she screamed."
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HEYURI SAUCE
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i love fishing ( ´ω`)
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revoltech danboard Replies 6
who is under that box :unsure: also figurine bread :shii:
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MELONZ
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this shit is the weirdest fetish I've ever seen in my life :dark: I don't even want to imagine the person who has this kind of fetish :closed-eyes:
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COMMENCING OPERATION "TINY PENIS, BIG LOAD"

GIVE US A SHOTA BOARD
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SHOTA BOARD. NAO!
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IVE DONE IT, IVE STOLEN CHRISTMAS, AND BEST OF ALL THOSE FAGS WILL NEVER KNOW (`∇´)
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Whats a good thinkpad for basic internetting? 💻☺

Anyone knows? Thinking about getting one used.
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The name of the mermaid character from the original dovegirl post I made was Cylene. It was a bad pun on Siren since she was a mermaid. I also remember there was a magician who specialised in poisons named sabrina and another anon made a girl named anomolee I think I don't recall the name but it was something like that(who had space-time powers.) Probably a good idea you didn't go with the original holyfield idea that I had, that was stupid.
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[BREAKING NEWS] Heyuri attacked by shota extremists Replies 21
The Shota Liberation Army has attacked!
HNN has you covered with the latest information
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I like them fresh

Sandwhiches, that is
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I cannae stand using my right hand to play jrpgs, so I am considering purchasing a D-pad separate from my main keyboard, so that I can use my left hand to play jrpgs. Anyone do this?
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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WAR IS HLEL
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COMMENCING OPERATION "TINY PENIS, BIG LOAD"

GIVE US A SHOTA BOARD
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[Funny] Japanese weather forecast reporter plays "THE ONE PIECE IS REAL" by mistake  Replies 5
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Someone on 4s /gif/ told me about this place because I was sad /f/ died. I came here expecting yet another dead imageboard like all the others I have seen and known since my early years on 4 and 7 but to my amazement it seems not only really active but is genuinely it's own community and not just a spin off of a current imageboard era. As someone from those mid to late 2000s days it makes me incredibly happy to see somewhere like this flourishing.

needs more cute male though
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Lolicons and shotacons cannot live in peace.

We shotacons will be launching an invasion of /l/ tommorow at 12:00 UTC

Kaguya - make a /cm/ board before then, and I call the invasion off.

Refuse, and you will pay.
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Why did posting 'reaction images' never take off on Heyuri? It's not like theres a lack of material for it :unsure:
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bored, want to spread some positivity! Replies 7
i know ive only been around on this site since early this morning, but i just want to say im so grateful for how kind you've all been! wishing you all a merry christmas and a very happy new year. lets hope 2026 treats us all well! 💛
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SHOTA BOARD. NAO!
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( ´ω`) CUTE!...
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COMMENCING OPERATION "TINY PENIS, BIG LOAD"

GIVE US A SHOTA BOARD
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BOKU HAS MY SWORD!
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🎅🎄🚶‍♂️
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SHOTA BOARD. NAO!
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SHOTA BOARD. NAO!
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SHOTA BOARD. NAO!
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SHOTA BOARD. NAO!
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COMMENCING OPERATION "TINY PENIS, BIG LOAD"

GIVE US A SHOTA BOARD
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COMMENCING OPERATION "TINY PENIS, BIG LOAD"

GIVE US A SHOTA BOARD
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COMMENCING OPERATION "TINY PENIS, BIG LOAD"

GIVE US A SHOTA BOARD
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COMMENCING OPERATION "TINY PENIS, BIG LOAD"

GIVE US A SHOTA BOARD
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COMMENCING OPERATION "TINY PENIS, BIG LOAD"

GIVE US A SHOTA BOARD
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I've always imagined the planets and moons as girls, and the sun as a male. He's the big boss of this solar system harem
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I get random erections throughout the day that last for like 20 minutes, so I must be healthy

also, shota bulge ヽ(゚ρ゚)ノ
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do u have A job?
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z0mg liru :hokke:
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how messy is your bedroom?
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sex with cute black boys ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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while you were wasting your pathetic cunt of a cunt life on the internet, I beat harvest moon 🐄
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SIT ON MAH LAP (・∀・)
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GO to Oekaki@Heyuri RIGHT NOW and draw SOMETHING CUTE

If you can't draw, leave a comment on someone else's drawing

Also, check out my flash: https://img.heyuri.net/f/koko.php?res=3947
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I decided to repost this video from Strange World to the imageboards ( ´ω`)
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Do you love One Piece? :love:
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New Christmas Theme/Style!!! Replies 2
Have Santa Komachi to celebrate!
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demon is here (;´Д`)
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🙏:astonish:
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my freeter lifestyle just got even better, i was approved for a lesser schedule at work (^Д^) what should i do with my newfound free time heyuri ^_^
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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better late than never..
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Do you liek my car? :smile:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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gentleman marisa from vidlii
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Imagine what her skull looks like ( ・ ∀ ・ )
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Anal Replies 10
Now, i really dislike anal. i think its gross. and never in a million years would i want to have anal sex.
but every time i touch myself, in my head i think about how i want something in there.
and today i did it, didnt even go deep, maybe an inch in…and i finished almost immediately…maybe like 5 seconds in.:sad:
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[Good News] TRUMP-SAN TO THE RESCUE OF GELBOORU, 4CHAN, HENTAI SITES, AND INTERNET PORN ET AL Replies 5
The Trump admin's new debanking report indicates they are going to pressure big banks to do business with PORN companies who they claim were inappropriately discriminated against, and to begin taking actions against visa and mastercard for their pressure against porn online

https://www.occ.gov/news-issuances/news-releases/2025/nr-occ-2025-123.html
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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How do you think the average Heyurizen looks like:nagato:
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friday’s cum tribute suggestions?
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:cry::cry:
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i love fnaf
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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do u like ur birthday?
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165165 GET Replies 3
Number with exactly 5 distinct odd prime divisors {3,5,7,11,13} GET!!:dance2:

https://oeis.org/A147578
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While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Revelations: Persona
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Me on the left. 😳 😝
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Anyone know how to get strong without going to the gym or anything Replies 10
I was at school earlier (I'm 18 btw no need to worry about r0) and a year 7 (11 or 12 year old) walked into the area where my year hangs around at break time during break time. He started hanging around a group of people on the other side of the room so I walked over to see what all the situation was about and one thing lead to another and I got into a fight with him that I lost. Like it wasn't a proper serious fight we were just pushing no punching or kicking or anything and we shook hands after but still, I lost in a fight to a preteen.
It is with this fate that I cannot go on for any longer like this and I need to get stronger and increase my fighting skills so if anybody knows how to do that please fucking tell me, although please consider that I don't really want to heavily disrupt my current lifestyle of spending the vast majority of my free time on the computer and not paying too much attention to my diet, I definitely don't want to start going to the gym (puke).
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Who would win in a fight between... Replies 5
Nyu, or...
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Have you ever met kaguya IRL? I'm doing that right now ( ´ω`)
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What compels people to make moralist video essays about internet subcultures that they have no knowledge of? Making stuff up about things they know nothing about? ( ´_ゝ`)
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Stay Classy Iyureh
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Does anyone has, or knows where I could find, a high resolution archive of Alex Grey's art? This picture in particular I need, but cannot seem to find an HD version of.
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Help me to lose some weight  Replies 29
Okay this time I'm tired of my weight, I'm not that fat but I always feel heavy and I need it to stop,I hate seeing my body fat and my breasts moving too much when I jump or something I feel disgusted and I don't look femenine,¿Any way to lose weight without puking or expensive diets? Eds are the worst:sweat3:
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Has anyone here played Pangya Reborn? It's a golfing game where you can play as a loli or a shota, AND you can even dress them up as miku or len! :biggrin:
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I had to hold this in for liek... two days.
sweet release :biggrin:
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how to let go of the past
i still miss it and want to go back there as if there is nothing interesting in the present and future (;´Д`)
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Do you guys watch real porn? or just hentai? maybe cosplay stuff?
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luka luka night feva
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hey guys!
I've put some explosives in my van as a prank!
next i will drive it to kaguya's hou
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Help newfag here (⁠ノ⁠`⁠Д⁠´⁠)⁠ノ⁠彡⁠┻⁠━⁠┻ Replies 22
I've been in this site for a while but the thing is when I publish a thread and someone replies then I don't know how to reply Σ(゚д゚|||) I been looking in FAQ for an answer but I couldn't find anything help me :blush:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Worst shit ever made. You'd have to be retarded to enjoy this.
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Love is Love! Replies 1
the purest form of love is the love between a White Asian and a Male Female.
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Data Hoarding Replies 24
The older I get the more i realize stuff from just 10 years ago has been scrubbed from the internet. Web pages or boards, images and stuff. Search engines suck and it seems like things dont actually stay online as long as you might think. That can be a good thing but also pretty bad. Many images i used to see posted on image boards pretty commonly cant be found anymore. I think, if you like something a lot, try to save it, because the internet isnt as permanent as you think. ( ´_ゝ`)

Also, consider this: solid state media can lose data if left unpowered for long periods, its not ideal for archiving.
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how parasocial are u?
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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how do i become less lazy??? (;´Д`)
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Music Analysis - Californication Replies 4
(This is a long but very important post, please read it all)

Do you know the song "Californication" by Red Hot Chilly Pepper?
Well, I believe this song has a lot of hidden themes that have yet to be discussed even though I didn't bother to look up if someone has discussed these before. I am a self-certified music analyzerer or however you spell it so my post is 100% certified for truth, let's begin:


"Psychic spies from China try to steal your mind's elation"
This line is a very well hidden reference to China interfering with elections, can you see how "elation" and "election" are super very similar words? I think RHCP is currently being blackmailed by China and this is the only way they can bring light to the matter. The word "Psychic" itself has a lot more meaning, this is RHCP trying to tell us that China has managed to create Psychic soldiers like the ones in F.E.A.R.

"And little girls from Sweden dream of silver-screen quotation"
I have not found much of interest in this line here, perhaps some swedish heyurizen can help me on this when they stop raping little girls... wait a second... little girls? is RHCP trying to tell us something about sweden's current rape issues? hmm...
silver-screen quotation? silver was used as currency in past times and what about quotation? quotation is very similar to the latin word "quŏtus" which means quantity so RHCP is clearly trying to tell us that little girls in sweden have been raped after being sold to immigrants so much that they only see money (that is being exchanged for them), a very powerful line from RHCP

"And if you want these kind of dreams, it's Californication"
After analyzing the previous lines this one goes from a strange thing to say to a warning: do you want to be blackmailed by China? do you want Chinese Psychic soldiers to hunt you down? do you want to be raped in sweden? clearly nobody wants that, but if you do what you want is californication, but what is californication? One can think it's the act of turning into California but that is a naive interpretation, follow me now: californication -> cali (as in california) + fornication (the act of sex!), RHCP is warning us that little swedish girls are being raped by immigrants in California (their HQ)!

"It's the edge of the world and all of Western civilization
The sun may rise in the East, at least it settled in a final location"
These two lines seem to have predicted the fall of Western civilization, but the sun rising from the east seems to imply that the end of western civilization came from the east. Has japan cleverly avoided these suspicions until now with some underhanded trick? the sun settles in the west so does it mean the west will be the first to fall? I can't help but feel uneasy...

"It's understood that Hollywood sells Californication"
Taking what we said previously this line tells us that Hollywood is selling Chinese Psychic soldiers to China and raping little swedish girls with the help of immigrants, how can RHCP know all of this?

"Pay your surgeon very well to break the spell of aging
Celebrity skin: is this your chin or is that war you're waging?"
I believe this is once again connected to Hollywood since it mentions Celebrities and surgeons, see how surgeons are paid "very well" to "break" the spell of "aging"? Celebrities are paying "surgeons" (hitmen) to break the spell of "aging" (killing people who expose them because you can't age if you're dead), just what in the hell have celebrities in Hollywood been doing all this time?! This is reinforced by "is this your chin or is that war you're waging?", to celebrities the lives of innocents are worth less than their chins so they wage war by killing them, disgusting...

"First born unicorn
Hardcore soft porn"
This may be connected to Hollywood or the previously mentioned Chinese Psychic soldiers, unicorns are clearly a fantasy, so why use that word in this song that is protesting real events? it's to mask the "first born", RHCP further tries to hide their protest by the powers that be by using a contradiction (hardcore soft porn, how can soft porn be hardcore?): either Chinese Psychic soldiers give up their first borns for pornography production or celebrities in Hollywood are

"Dream of Californication"
Sarcastically dreaming of something as horrible as californication

"Marry me, girl, be my fairy to the world, be my very own constellation
[...]
And buy me a star on the boulevard, it's Californication"
this time RHCP masterfully hid their protest by connecting the first and THIRD lines together instead of thge first and second, the first line is innocently elevating a woman, a bride, to a bright star, something that is often done in love poems, but the third line equates a bright star to something that can be bought with hard cash, by whom you ask? Hollywood.
Remember the little girls from sweden (brides for immigrants) looking only at cash(which can buy stars or, in other words, women)? all connected

"A teenage bride with a baby inside getting high on information"
this is connected to the previous 2 lines.
A teenage bride can be anywhere from 19 years old to 13 years old, RHCP could be trying to talk about pregnant women taking drugs (getting high on information), but I think they further exposing the fact that Hollywood is raping little girls from sweden with the help of immigrants and doesn't care if that makes them pregnant ("with a baby inside")

"Space may be the final frontier but it's made in a Hollywood basement"
This is just... wow... RHCP definitely knows something, the first man on space was not filmed on a Hollywood set, but on a Hollywood basement, it's genius! Not only can they make the film even more believable (the basement is dark so it can easily pass as space darkness) but no "conspiracy theorists" will ever think of checking the basement!

"And Cobain, can you hear the spheres singing songs off Station to Station?
And Alderaan's not far away, it's Californication"
Cobain is Nirvana's singer whom committed suicide some time ago, I have yet to deduce what the spheres singing could mean, but the next line sent chills down my spine: Alderaan is a fictional planet so it can't be or not be far away... but is it really fictional? RHCP is probably telling us that star wars is not a movie but real events filmed by Hollywood (because they mentioned californication again), Hollywood caused the rise of Palpatine and consequently the star wars, indirectly killing many billions of people/aliens just so they could film it for profit (they probably also raped little girls from Alderaan)

"Born and raised by those who praise control of population
Well, everybody's been there, and I don't mean no vacation"
This hits too close... RHCP is telling us our parents want to control the population, who else wants to control the population? that's right, Hollywood. Please double check that your parents aren't secretly Hollywood celebrities, it's for your own safety

[...]

"Destruction leads to a very rough road but it also breeds creation"
RHCP is warning us that we will go through a time where everything will be destroyed (War in ukraine, war in the middle east, see the trend?) to rebuild, but it won't be for us of course and remember that previously we saw the control of the population being mentioned: Hollywood celebrities will use war to destroy us and resize the world population to a more controllable size, possibly with the help of Chinese Psychic soldiers (the final ratio will be 5/1 for females most of whom will be born in sweden for obvious reasons)

"And earthquakes are to a girl's guitar, they're just another good vibration"
Another reference to swedish little girls, the vibrations are Hollywood pedophiles rubbing their VAGINAs with vibrators ("good" vibrations)

"And tidal waves couldn't save the world from Californication"
This part is really scary, RHCP is telling us that "tidal waves couldn't save the world from Californication", in other words californication is inevitable and nothing we will do will save us, but this can also be interpreted in a way that means we need to band together and do something VERY AMAZING to avoid Californication, is this a call to arms for all humanity against Hollywood?

the rest of the song is lyrics we have already analyzed


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