Today is my birthday~

( ´ω` )

I have serious reason to suspect that my own father was involved in the Epstein trafficking network. He was a high level executive at one of the biggest corporations in America, that manages a store with 100s of branches in each city.

I have finally told him to fuck off forever snd his response was "I'm gonna send someone for you" (to kidnap you). I finally realized what a deeply evil monster he is along with his evil wife (my so called mother). I suspect that he may be connected to Mossad indirectly since Epstein and his GF were literally Mossad.

What should I do, bros?

In other words, I think my father HAS the Epstein list.

I also suspect that the Epstein list is actually a list of the MKULTRAed Disney childhood stars who may have been created from test tubes in Israel, like Britney Spears, Sabrina Carpenter, Justin Timberlake, Miley Cyrus, etc. Basically we are cloned test tube babies created in a laboratory. We were not created thru normal human conception.

Anyway when I confronted my father about him being connected with the Epstein list, he wept, meaning he was guilty, then he started laughing like a DEMON, cackling like it was funny. I'm sure that people who met Jeffrey Epstein also thought he was a normal guy at first. They didn't realize what was behind the mask, what a pure monster was there.

Then he said "I'm gonna send some one for you" meaning he was gonna try to get me kidnapped or disappeared. What an evil person. Even at the near end of his life, he refuses to repent and face justice. That would mean he is STILL connected to the human trafficking (Epstein) networks. Why not just admit the truth and repent? My sister also confirmed to me that a lot of very weird stuff happened to her in childhood and her teen years so I also strongly suspect she was sexually abused and or trafficked to elite pedophiles. Understand yet why I say my father is evil?

The Epstein list may also be some kind of kill switch or activation for a suicide code in the MKULTRA individuals, and it may be connected to the arrest of Benjamin Netyanyahu and also be connected to the "Samson Option" which would be activated upon the destruction of Israel or the arrest of Netyanyahu. Hence why they are so desperate to just bury the topic of the Epstein list and start WW3 as soon as possible to distract people.

By releasing the Epstein list, it could cause the deaths of a lot of people because who knows how many people are MKULTRA programmed at this point

My wife fucking left me again ヽ(`Д´)ノ
Should i just give up and give homosexuality a chance? (・∀・)

Hello Heyuri! I proclaim computer and technology club where we share knowledge!

id be surprised if anyone on here already has
for me i feel like ill never get someone to like me┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌

eat, refresh heyuri, sleep once the sun rises, repeat
such is a simple life

Who is Kyle and why does everyone want to see him?

we are playing tf2 with yakuruto on teh sunday(halloween modes), if someone is interested i will post on the heyuri steam group and we can add eachother

Man. I'm thirsty.

I put a hundred thousand pictures of my ass on the internet, so the NSA can spy on it and try to keep an eye on it.
Maybe call the FBI on it.

hi guise, im m00t, creator of 4chan, plz send me ur nudes so I can verify ur membership, kthx

I found a video that mentions heyuri!

Try to converse with one another across different languages. Any language. Basically /jp/ but it doesn't have to Japanese-only. Говори, что хочешь. ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

ロリのマンコから寿司を食べるのが好きだ。(´π｀)

It appears that a new episode of Lucky Star has been discovered after 18 years! Naturally, only the cultured men of Heyuri are allowed to see it
>https://youtu.be/_z18Qd-Zoi4

dice1d10=1

I present the first ever Ichigo Mashimaro romhack and hopefully not the last. To run romhacks in MAME you need to use the command line.
Windows command: "C:\mame install dir\mame" -rompath "C:\rom dir" dkong

MAME download: https://www.mamedev.org/release.html
Game: https://up.heyuri.net/gemusrc/gemu036.zip
If anyone can't watch this AV1 webm I'll post a VP9 one later.

Hello, it's my first thread

ever typed random things into your search bar and clicked whatever came up???? clicked a creepy website???? what did you see????

kyupi!!!!!

I made this image for it through

Rate this LAN Party.

Here’s my uhh… drawin :3 (I Fucking suck at drawing plz don’t make fun of it)

while you were arguing on the internet, I installed Fedora Linux 43!

and then I jacked my PENIS off to Remilia Scarlet

Hello!

MIINA-SAN! Plz place your orders!

the menu is limited only by ur imagination!

Post !

the most attractive banana wins the Banana beauty pageant (decided by me around 15:00 UTC)!

Post a song that represents your country's traditional culture

Related is a song of the "vallenato" genre, which is big in Colombia's coast region

Heyuri Broadcasting Club presents...

Heyuri Jukebox!

It was supposed to be a proper internet radio, but... it turns out I don't actually know how to set one up! I hope it’s not a big issue that it’s not sending ICY metadata but is really just a front-end playing audio files... So I'm calling it a Jukebox for now (for good?).
Leaving that aside, all the songs are picked randomly from what you've been uploading to our Music uploading board @ https://up.heyuri.net/m.php
Enjoy!

Link: https://radio.heyuri.net/

※ Autoplay probably doesn't work on your browser, so press the play buttan when the page loads

Sorry to post about this again, but I wanted to share my experience more about exactly why I love it so much. I am in absolute love with CRBA and just want to share that with other people.

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Several years ago, I stumbled upon an exceptionally beautiful yet little-known art series titled Canterlot Royal Ballet Academy. While ostensibly a fan work of My Little Pony, its uniqueness struck me as so profound that it felt almost entirely original - save for the character names. As the title suggests, the story follows the lives of anthropomorphic ponies attending a ballet academy.

I can't quite pinpoint why, but this work radiates a surreal, otherworldly aura - a uniquely captivating atmosphere unlike anything I'd encountered before. That first encounter left me immersed in its surreal experience for an entire day. When I stumbled upon it late at night, it felt eerie at first, but that sense of dissonance quickly dissolved into pure admiration. I fell into a beautiful trance, utterly captivated. I experienced an indescribable surreal, ethereal sensory journey, while also catching whiffs of a sweet, phantom scent.

The next morning, I thought it had been nothing but a dream, yet I was delighted to discover it was all real. Throughout the rest of that day, the sensation intensified, leaving me in a perpetual state of waking reverie, only ending when dusk eventually washed it away. Strangest of all, once that feeling faded, I could recall nothing of the day's events - only that serene, eternal sense of serendipitous bliss remained.

Whenever I gaze upon it, a peculiar feeling arises - as if it were something that shouldn't exist in reality, something unimaginable. Like a fragment of some magical dream miraculously transplanted into reality. Without any backstory, I could fully envision the entire series as if it truly existed. This wasn't a story I'd invented; it felt as though the sensation itself contained an inherent narrative thread. I can vividly picture the dreamlike fragmentation, imbued with a fleeting innocence. I can even precisely imagine how each character's voice should sound - those otherworldly tones seem to transcend time and space, originating nowhere in particular yet carrying an intensely intimate quality.

My fascination with CRBA has never waned over the years. I scoured the internet for every trace of it, only to discover how remarkably obscure it remains - a fact that deeply disappoints me. It seems everyone who encounters it finds it utterly brilliant, yet for some reason it never gains the recognition it deserves. AVCHonline's artistic evolution has been equally astonishing. Within just a few short years, he's leaped from rough cartoon sketches to the pinnacle of the CRBA series, yet even his earlier works have garnered more attention than his later creations.

I've made it my mission to make people find out about it and (hopefully) experience the same awe that I felt. So I've created a website to catalog all of the artwork in one place (and in the highest quality). Prior to this, it was scattered in many places across the internet, much of it only available in low resolution.

I've also created an imageboard for it.

The main site is here: https://crba.dedyn.io
The imageboard is here: https://ib.crba.dedyn.io

For an introduction to CRBA, I recommend starting with the AcademyLIVE sub-series: https://crba.dedyn.io/?id=181
For the absolute peak of it (all of CRBA is amazing, but I think this one in particular is probably the most detailed and stunning): https://crba.dedyn.io/?id=88

I also recommend checking out his music and animations for the CRBA series here: https://crba.dedyn.io/video

Do you like chinese people?

For this thing http://tululoo.com/

Venture into the nightmarish hell realms of the Mad Fuck in this delirious videogaming journey.



Windows build:
https://files.catbox.moe/rrmkz7.zip

Linux build:
https://files.catbox.moe/3zsdek.x86_64

macOS build:
https://files.catbox.moe/7j6tkl.zip

Godot 4 source code (everything you see here is bad practice):
https://files.catbox.moe/zl04to.7z

Full play-through (spoilers):
https://files.catbox.moe/vf8oze.mp4

Thanks for playing!

When was the last time you actually paid for music?

How does your woman of dreams look like, /b/?

its my birthday

to me, as generic an option as it may be, it HAS to be the first Silent Hill and Silent Hill 2. horror does it best 4 me in vidya form, and SH is the best at it.

There once was a boy...

In less than 4 hours (see the countdown in global message) we are going to have a halloween stream. We will first watch Halloween (1978), and then Kairo (2001)

Join from here when it's the time: https://watch.heyuri.lol/r/stream

Hello all. I hope everyone had a good Halloween this year
Since last time, I've moved the cup to a different hiding spot. My dad's been snooping around my room lately, and I can't risk him finding it. Up until he started going in my room, the cup's been *drumroll* under my bed. Yeah, not the most clandestine spot.
I've been thinking about the final plan for the puke vessel for quite some time now.
The barf keeps getting darker, and stinkier. Osaka's decaying. Sniffing it physically hurts now. It couldn't even assist me in dropping a load today.
I'm proud to say no outside contaminants have entered the cup, since I've done a good job of keeping it sealed. Speaking of which, I've sadly not been able to add any of my sister's period blood to the brew. No blood, no boogers, no feces, spit or urine. Nothing has entered the cup, and that's not good. I think the microbes could use a good snack, and the smell would probably improve if I added another substance of hers to the vomit.
Anyway, that's all for now. Hopefully by the December edition, things will be better. I hope Bunkasai goes well!
Cheers, and bye for now

It's Halloween, so... Do you remember the Slenderman craze? Back then, did you believe he was real? Was he discussed in your friend group?

I'm in a halloween party and kind of drunk right now. Help me behave

let's make an scary story
...ONE WORD AT A TIME!
Long

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!

My wife came back ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Have you ever fapped to 2014 minecraft youtuber yaoi?

Your fortune: mah pen0z is bigger than uurz

Do you think Gensokyan youkai girls celebrate Halloween? I mean, they are monsters too, although eastern ones. Do they even know about it? Maybe Sanae could introduce it to them.

Would you open your door to a trick-or-treating youkai girl?

HAPPY~ HALLOWEEN~~~~~~~

If anyone's interested this radio station is spinning Halloween themed 80s tracks today:
http://1980s.fm/modules.php?name=Queue Plaved
Click "Listen Live!" or use this link:
http://hi5.1980s.fm/;/;.m3u
Nice to see the Halloween theme is back, with different colors this year.

What is the halloween stream about?

Hai guys. So I've been playing minecraft recently and have run into this weird bug where you can see some other player model, even tho i play on singleplayer. Any idea what's going on?

I present the latest update to our age verification feature!（⌒∇⌒ゞ）

am i schizo? it feels like theres a lot moar…Σ(ﾟдﾟ|||)

woah it's teh halloween!

BOOOOOO!

I've been trying to bulk and leave skelly mode for months, then a flu comes along and forcefully deflowers my stomach until I lose 10 pounds in a week.
How can I recoup?

Ugh, lately I've been feeling lazy about showering kek

I couldn't get pussy or a cat! FUCK!!

Heyuri-tan, how must i solve this?!

Hello everyone! ^__^
How are y'all feeling today ｡*:☆(≧◡≦)｡:゜☆｡

There will be a new yearly Lucky Channel episode where Minoru and Akira will present interesting things in the near future!

Dear viewers are encouraged to send mail, comments and questions to the Lucky Channel cast where they will all be read. Please do not send fake and attention grabbing stories like that pervert Konata!!!

Please may it be under 250 characters and remember to add your name and your city! (Can be fictitious)

Anons, I failed a physics and chemistry exam and got a very bad grade, although I passed music with the highest grade. What should I do?

Hey.
I’m watching you, okay?

Hey guys .. my trash crashed.

bite my shiny metal ass!

hows your day anons? today the police and ambulances showed up next to my driveway, they were visiting a neighbor my age probably older, he is now on the other side and i would not like to forget about it there are no reason to go to gensokyo yet right?
hope all anons are doing good

I've been using Linux Mint and although it has some limitations, it's very customizable and obviously private and ad-free, which is pretty good. ヽ(´∇`)ノ

So i've been doing a little noticing

And i've noticed that countries that have a long history of eating visually disgusting things typically have girls who have a lower aversion to oral sex.

I think this is because, mentally - subconsciously a PENIS is no different from fried while fish on a stick, or stinky squid thats been left out all day, and if you eat that stuff then dicks are not a big deal, even if they smell kind of weird sometimes.

tldr; higher disgust tolerance for PENISes if you already eat gross sea animals or duck fetuses etc.

Any swedish people here?

I'm planning to visit sweden this winter, specifically, going to a resort in the kinda northern parts of sweden, rural area, for christmas! With my whole family!

splitgate 1’s servers shut down, splitgate 2 flopped, and battlefield 6’s UI makes me want to vomit instead of playing the game — plus the season pass bullshittery what FPS games can I even play now? destiny 2? fucking call of duty? I didn't quite like titanfall 2 when I played it but now I'll have to give it another chance

I've compiled the pale moon web browser without the pulseaudio poettering cancer and with webp support declawed. I love being unemployed!! Although my browser now crashes when I go on a website with a webp image.. Maybe I can fix that with noscript . Nevermind, noscript preferences crashes aswell

Anyway I've uploaded my mozconfig if anyone wants to suffer aswell.

http://up.heyuri.net/src/4920.txt

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Hey plebs, I'll use this tripcode from time to time. I'll try to maintain common sense and try to be liked by you.
Nice to meet you ^^

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Here finishing a job in the early morning

My best friend just insulted my wife. I love them both, but I can't let this slide. Luckily, I know where he lives IRL. ITT we come up with ways to kill him.

I think he browses this site, so if you're reading this, dave, I'm gonna stomp your guts out.

Shall we have an Halloween stream? Maybe we can watch some Japanese horror movie

Play with my joysticks ..

FOOT

Do you pay your respect to those you have lost over the years?
I do try to remember a few who sadly passed away, remembering and cheering on the good times and hope they are resting well. It may be cringe ngl but its how I cope.

(>It may be cringe ngl but its how I cope.
Pleease follow Rule 8)

are you dressing up for halloween this year?

Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ1IcO-731w
it's time to dance

To all Shroomers,
You have made a grave error in crossing us.
This is not a warning, but a statement of fact: your actions will have consequences.
Cease your interference with our operations, or you will face repercussions beyond your control.

We do not forgive.

We do not forget.

You have been warned.

I don't know which videogame i should play next. Give me some ideas (´人｀)

imagine being asked to play minecraft only to be broken up with. COULDN'T BE ME!

Swastiface is moe

In more important nyus, puchiko made this snow cat

revoltech,figma,shf, western bs, please

i got this spaltoon plush today

felt liek sharing

Dont worry, he is still breathing

(USER WAS UNDERAGEB& FOR THIS POST)

Are you interested in the Miyuki special massage? Where the hands go first and boobs follow?

I fell in love with a 3d girl... we talked everyday for a few weeks due to having to cooperate on a school project, and now, I think I developed feelings for her...

Guys, I don't really know how to approach this. I need your best advice on how to get the girl

HERE CUMS KUMA-SAN

rest in peace alitalia 1947-2021. killed by covid and had their corpse repossessed and repuppeted by the germans.

I wonder if I manage to finish my stuff in time for bunkasai

I have been recollecting everything I know for the past week and I worry I might not finish it, I am at 60000 characters and still feel like I need 80% more

My head fried

What's the most perverted thing you've done as a child?

What's the scariest thing you've ever seened?

tabemi-chan

Browsing Heyuri archives and noticing subtle differences is always fun
https://archive.ph/ZBMYM

trick or treat smell my feet

I don't know what the crap is wrong with my body,no matter what I do I'm always on fire,not "turned on" or "horny" just warm, and I absolutely hate it,i live in a darn small town with a radioactive sun,it makes it even worse,I'm warm everywhere, but for some darn reason my thighs or well inner thighs are always on fire,I can't stand this anymore is so uncomfortable, what's wrong with my body temperature

what song is this? https://files.catbox.moe/3899df.mp3
i tried slowing it if that makes it better
https://files.catbox.moe/86yi0i.mp3
(also the image has nothing to do with it i just have no storage so theres nothing on meh desktop)

putafeet exist and he ate my ass

What kind of technology has been your companion for a long period of your life?

I've had a 16 GB Sandisk usb drive since 2013, flashed it repeatedly with shit and yet it still works. I since bought another, but i keep losing one or the other in my room, so i end up using either one for stuff still. I'm amazed how helpful its been despite USB flash drives being notorious for killing themselves with prolonged usage.

Make sure you're home alone.
Enter your room.
Open the door about 15 cm.
Sit in the chair with your back to the door, about a meter and a half from it.
Close your eyes and count to 10 slowly.

Open your eyes.

If you have taken the steps correctly, the Voyeur will begin to observe you from the gap in the door. Important: DO NOT MAKE ANY SUDDEN MOVEMENTS. Nothing annoys him more than those who turn their heads to look directly at him.

Now he'll start to play with you. He might try to startle you with strange sounds. He might open the door and come over to you. Don’t worry - close your eyes and don't move, you’ll be safe. You might feel his breath on you as he looks you over, but he'll never touch you. After about 10 minutes, the Voyeur will get bored and leave. Perhaps he'll leave a little gift as thanks for playing with him.

Pooping

i always find myself here when im high...

he doesn't seem that bad to me (ﾟｰﾟ)

I found this big bewbs anime girl on xitter so I'm posting it here. https://x.com/chobi800/status/1981714366694109420

for a few months now, ive started randomly passing out into sleep without being able to control it…it can start from even 17:00.. i also will usually wake up from it once or multiple times then fall right back to sleep . ive tried looking up why this happens but havent gotten a real answer….can any nerds help me??

howdy heyurizens, ive always been curious what your weirdest anime or cartoon crush was, come on, Give me something strong, something really weird
My turn first: Mister Mind from the DC universe
Yes, i had crush on him (he was super kawaii according to my 9 year old self..I still think he is cute ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯)

Somebody call a doctor...!

not for me

Have any other Amerifats tried to order things from Japan under in the past few months? Apparently because of tariff fuckery Japan Post is temporarily refraining from shipping things to the US until there's more clarification about policy. I read that DHL is still possible to use and chose that as a shipping method from AmiAmi, but can any others confirm?

Picrel is what I'm buying. Should have gone with Clownpiece, she surely would have been exempt for patriotic duty

KRAMNIK DID NOTHING WRONG

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

YOU ARE CHILD WILL BE HAPPY, FUUKA.

Don't worry ma'am, I'm from the internet.

I hate being brown, don't get me wrong I'm not racist, there's a bunch of beautiful black and brown woman and men out there, but I'm not in their league,I have the worst combination ever: brown and ugly,I'm only racist to myself because I truly deserve it, Also I live in a darn country with the most brightest sun ever, there's no winter and rainy cloudy days barely last a few minutes before the annoying sun again to ruin my skin,every time I go out I look more brown, there's nothing I can do to stop it,I swear I would look better if I was white,I want to be white AHHHGHSHWHEHD

With the modern internet and OSINT, being a stalker is trivial. Aside from good old "not putting your address on the interwebs", what could you do to prevent stalking, or people getting your hands on your location?

Welcome to the future of age verification

Lets just make sure you are fully developed

I failed to uplaod to the Heyuri★CGI so I must create a new thread in order to post progress of my shitty game. I added win and lose conditions, as well as score. I'm still conflicted as to where to host this. I'm also worried that I only work on this game when I'm drunk.

i am 2 lazy 2 maek a topic 4 a thread, so maek this thread yours.

hey hys so i hjave a confession im a real; girl and im actualy a disab;ledgirl as wll.im drink as hell

please like me and bemates with me as wel beause m a girl in reallife and im havn somuch fun and yeah gys.,. hAVED FUN. you gyusgtoo

im also racist

I only have two panties I can wear,yes only 2,I have another one but it's too tight for my fat ass,yes my father has money for everything except giving me money to buy clothes, honestly I don't know when he will gives me money to buy anything,I can't live with two underwear, sometimes when all my clothes are stinky and dirty I have to wear no panties,i have to wear two shorts,yes two shorts.Im doomed hehe

How did you all lose your virginity?

Hey so I'm gonna get a computer in Christmas but idk what Thing I should do with it besides watching YouTube or playing games, what else you can do in a computer??

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

ATTENTION ALL FEMALE USERS, YES ALL 3 OF YOU

Today's your lucky day!
I'm looking for a lady to be my wife, and instead of finding one in real life, I naturally decided my chances are better here.
I don't mean any fake internet love, I'm serious, I plan to get married and stay committed to whoever the lucky gal is. Let's face it, if you're posting here then
you probably have the same chances I have of finding a soulmate in the real world, so give me a shot, what have you go to lose?

So let's talk and see what we have in common on our first date, I'll pay:
https://cgi.heyuri.net/dating/

Robot Warz ヽ(´∇`)ノ

In front of all Heyuri, suddenly, the famous 10-year old girl from Tomoeda Elementary School, Kinomoto Sakura appears! (・∀・)

H-hey everyone.. I guess i'll get started by introducing myself here. Here's my card

(13 YEAR OLD WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

This is "Anime" according to western companies

What would heyuri do to caco ANUS? Somebody should make a mod where you rape the cacodemon in the ANUS.

Any recommendations on how to lose weight without expensive diets or puking? I don't want to get Eds..

To get to teh LOLi you must first get past 𝔇𝔢𝔯 ℌ𝔲𝔫𝔡.

Do you dare proceed, adventurer?

lol

Ignore the shitty background. Unfortunately, that's the stickiest wall in my house (´～`)

Out of ideas so taking requests. Erotic, silly, doesn't matter

Her name is Siemens 1214C DC/DC/DC. Be nice to her she's old and her software is buggy.

I left yesterday's coffee on my desk, and didn't pick it up. Last night, I left the windows open as I went to bed to let the cool air in.
I come back to my room today around 7pm, and this is what the coffee looks like now. What the fuck, nature?

No cheating allowed. Share your results

https://www.sporcle.com/games/g/pokemon

IT’S A PAC-MAN MUFFINS!!!

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

So there's a survey about digimon story time stranger. And they basically ask if a new digimon game were to be released what type of game would you like it to be. Now I think this is very exploitable? Maybe we can give them a flood of a singular lulzy suggestion. It ends October the 30th.

x7net - A New Anonymous Imageboard

Just launched a clean, minimalist imageboard that brings back the spirit
of old-school internet culture. No captchas, no ads, no tracking - just
simple anonymous posting like it should be.

Features:
• Real-time updates
• Image uploads (5MB max)
• Tripcodes for identity verification
• Greentext support
• Mobile-friendly
• Mod tools (pinning, closing threads, bans)

Currently running /g/ - General board for anything goes discussion.
And /ih/ - IRL Histories for tell happens, histories, greentexts and drama.

If you're tired of overmoderated, bloated platforms, give it a try.
[https://x7net.github.io/x7net/]

Nigra posting

two big pumpkins

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Kiss me out of the bearded barley
Nightly beside the green, green grass
Swing, swing, swing the spinning step
You wear those shoes and I will wear that dress

Hello /b/. I’m planning to create a website inspired by Japanese imageboards like Futaba Channel. Could you share some similar sites I could reference while developing it?

i went on lolicore.net (thru archive.org because the website is always breaking down) and the hoster of the webiste (i think) linked this cd to it, the label as some of my favourite artist's albums!!!! some really cool stuff.......

https://kinpatsukinpatsu.bandcamp.com/merch/heyuri-dont-stop-the-music-album-cd-r

WAHA Appreciation Thread!

Look at this a eye garbage!!!

STOP AI HATE!

Teh mongler has has been resurrected

if u see this thread u are TRAPPED by teh Mongler

Only good fortunes can save u from c0ck mongling

What will we do when the british come to heyuri instead and call us paedoyuris ?

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Do short people still exist, i've never met any teenager/young adult under 175cm tall

-.-

>>１のブログにも書いてあったが、youtubeからジェニー動画全て消されたようで。

エキサイト翻訳＋α↓
昨日、MLaaTRと他のヴァイアコム/ニコロデオンカートゥーンは何日も前に
youtube.com から取り外されました。
両方の会社が合意に達しませんでした。
したがって、ヴァイアコムはyoutubeのサイトからすべての内容を取り除くと決めました。
これはウェブのMLaaTRのためのグレーの、そして、暗い日です。

Do you cum chinese style ?

Hello Heyuri!

I was a player of League of Legends for some time (jokes aside) and I had a girlish playstyle because that is how people who introduced me to it would first teach me and I enjoyed it. Picking characters that were popular among girls, popular positions among girls, in-game skins that girls liked. So half a year ago I went and changed my name to something a girl would call herself.

Soon enough people were mistaking me for an actual girl without me even typing anything that would hint at it. I thought of it as hilarious but played along. It led to some interesting interactions. I typically get male attention once every three or four games. If you respond to them positively once they often lock onto you.

I first used to decline their affection because I don't want them to waste time seeking a wife online. I will present chat logs for the specific purpose of sharing how girls are treated in 2025. This thread is more of a documentary/resources than mocking or catfishing.

I only decided to truly catfish today but I have not prepared anything deep in terms of pure catfishing. Therefore I will post chat logs of how they react to girls and translations where applicable. I will expand on this thread if I get more material ready.

Moderating heyuri is a very serious job, it requires mental acuity and sharp reflexes, that's why I believe Heyuri moderators should be well educated and intelligent and I will put them to the test right now with picrel

1-800 contacts? They dont have my brand; I have special eyes...

so we still using this site or is it dead to Heyuri

Uh! My body trembles in pain. This is my reward for all the services I have rendered to this cruel two-legged friend. Today is my last day, this is my last consolation! After a life full of hardship, pain and hardship, after enduring heavy burdens, falling blows with sticks, chains and curses from passers-by, I say goodbye to this terrible life.

This is Shemiran Street. Due to my owner's carelessness, my legs were crushed in a car accident today. That's why I'm in this state. After hitting me with a car and saying stupid things, they dragged my injured body to the side of the road and left me there alone. I guess they forgot they could still use my horseshoes. I guess they've given up hope on me.

Will they bring me food on time? No... I have to die in great pain and hunger because I'm no longer of any use to them.

Uh! The pain is getting worse and blood is still streaming from my wounds. What a monster this human race is, dominating us, filling our lives with disgrace, shame, pain and sorrow, violating our natural, sincere and kind feelings, constantly injuring our bodies and making our lives unpleasant and miserable! From the outside it looks like us; In the end he too dies, like us. In this respect there is no difference between us; but he whips us as if we were made of wood and stone because we have no feelings. If He could feel pain, He would be merciful to us.

These torture devices that people use are not natural. They made them themselves. Since so-called “animal protection associations” were founded in Europe and the United States to defend the rights of animals, special laws have occasionally been passed to protect the rights of animals and to put an end to the cruel and unjust treatment of animals by humans . Could these monsters be the same ones linked to these associations? Impossible! If they were the same, their hearts wouldn't be made of stone.

Naturalists do not see much difference between them and us and consider themselves the head of mammals. But Descartes, one of the most famous philosophers, believed he had proven that animals were nothing more than moving machines. In other words, with the advantage of technology, it is possible to produce animals mechanically. Other philosophers who did not follow this stupid idea opposed it. Among them, Schopenhauer defended us. He argued that the basic principle of morality is to have compassion not only for one's own species but also for other animals; In his Book of Morals he also partially explained our emotions and our intelligence. Another said that some mothers find it amusing to see their children tearing off a bird's head or injuring a dog or cat while playing. This is the root of evil, the basis of oppression and crime. In fact, the injustice inflicted on us is due to the fact that some mothers raise their children incorrectly.

What a shame! We have no language and that is the reason for our misery. Only Aristotle discovered the truth of our lives. It is said, “Man is a talking animal.” Since humans can speak, we fall prey to the enthusiasm and pampering of a group of greedy and selfish monsters. Why didn't people follow these philosophers? It is quite clear that people's intentions are based on their personal benefit. This is especially true of the muleteers, who are all followers of Descartes and treat us as if we were inanimate objects. Having compassion for animals is an idea that developed primarily in the East. Furthermore, all prophets forbade cruelty to animals. Educated people, sages, writers on spiritual values and even poets are uniting around the issue of animal rights.

For example, Hakim Firdevs, may God give peace to his soul, says: “Do not torture the ant that carries seeds on its back, for this creature is alive and life is sweet for it.”

But all these words did not lead to any result, since there was no law that would prevent and limit the cruelty, the boundless greed of people. If my legs were crushed in the West, they wouldn't inflict this absurd pain on me or put me to sleep! Uh! Save me from pain and hunger! I wish I had the freedom to live freely among animals of my kind in the meadows in a good climate and to die on the day that my fate determines. But now I'm dying hungry and desperate in captivity. This is the terrible result of the life of a mute animal enslaved by this two-legged creature. I must burn in the fire they have lit. Uh! I've run out of patience...! People are the murderers of the oppressed. Why don't they take untamed and wild animals and use them? The only sin of us pets is that we are harmless and cannot get our daily food.

The world becomes darker and blurrier before my eyes. My body is becoming weaker and weaker due to hunger. I can hear someone's footsteps. Maybe it's my owner who feels sorry for my misfortune and brings me food. No. It was a child, he threw stones at me and ran away.

What a monster this humanity is, filling our lives with pain and suffering! The sooner I die, the sooner I can take revenge on this cruel tyrant with eternal justice.

It's cool to be a christian

rape is good

I just bought Battlefield 6 time for bunny sniping

are meido allowed to drink?

Happy (late) Colobus day! Everyone!

Since when were you under the impression that I wasn't using Kyouka Suigetsu.

Ah........?

test

:3

zOMG I posted teh AI art!!1!111!!one

SOMEONE CALL TEH POLICE! (;ﾟДﾟ)

Hello?
Wait, can you hear me?

Hey /b/, probably a terrible idea, what if we did something like this? https://youtu.be/9hW8-Sv0yUs?si=xwAFoIuaWEhyVccA

Youtube is down, where am I gonna watch my loli asmr now???

What is your favourite jrpg?
I am gonna try out trails in the sky chapter 1. SOmeone also recommended me Tengai Makyo.
Literally the only jrpg I've played is an atelier game; atelier Ayesha, which was actually pritty good.

happy hagfish day heyuri! maybe heyuri is like the hagfish and people just need to look past the hideous exterior of pathetic lolicons to see how truly evolved we are as a site!

In short: dad's friend who was raising money at her shop for the town's new public use medical equipment lost keys to the box with money and she did not want to just break the box because it is wasteful and asked him what to do.

He said I possibly could open it and asked whether I would want to check it out. I came and after 15 minutes of struggling as an amateur lockpicker with no experience I opened teh lock at last and everyone was happy

Make happiness to teh world! I was happy too

RAN RAN RUU

how do i force myself to just go take a shower? i havent taken a proper, complete shower in a few months

Rate my setup.

Thoughts?

What would /b/ do in this situation?

i miss old mmd videos...(´￢`)

I woke up, had lunch, jerked off, and I've already ran out of things I wanna do for the day

My bunkasai exhibition is complete
though can't tell I'm very satisfied with it for reasons I can't help...

How is yours going?

Study Desk

Bocchi teh butt!

polsko

rape is bad

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