お帰りなさいませ、ご主人様！
Welcome to the Pantsu Prophet Fresh Milk Café! All milk used in recipes here is fresh from the leaky teats of the hermit Ganigawara Ayaka, a patron and benefactor of our club leader Megumi's shrine! Her many years of austere practice have given her ample breasts the ability to produce miraculous milk that spreads health and good fortune to all who consume it with pure hearts!

All offerings go straight to the saisenbako of our affiliated shrine!

Please have a relaxing time and order something off our menu:

Milk - 400 yen
Tea (black) with milk - 600 yen
Tea (green) with milk - 600 yen
Cocoa with milk - 600 yen
Coffee with milk - 600 yen
Cookies (chocolate chip) - 800 yen
Cookies (gingerbread) - 800 yen
Cookies (snicker-doodle) - 800 yen
Brownies - 1000 yen
Photo with maid - 800 yen
Banana (for your maid to eat in front of you... a magnificent sight) - 1500 yen
Drink directly from the source (breastfeeding) - 3000 yen (5 minutes)

All drinks are served hot... straight from the source!

This is NOT a prostitution service, you filthy hentai!*

*It has been said that the old ways are still practiced at Kanamata Jinja after dark if you're interested in that

(I'll be making moar pictures over the next few hours... even if not directly Heyuri related. Give me some suggestions!)

The Heyuri Music Club is proud to present you all with their new songs and performances!
Let's share our music and have a wonderful Bunkasai together!

I'll start! This is a song i made for Heyuri if it was an early 00's doujin visual novel, it's called "Unforgettable Memories": https://up.heyuri.net/msrc/m557.mp3

Location: Krakow, Poland
Date: October 17th (And afterparty on 18th of varying attendance!)
Invitees: Anyone who wants to come ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Attendees: Rabbitfield [Confirmed](Probably), (Me)* [Confirmed], Kaguya [Possibly]

Why Krakow?
Because the bulk of Heyuri's users are concentrated in Europe and the Middle East, with an apparent plurality located in Poland. We have multiple swedes and some brits too - if you live in those two countries, keep in mind krakow is like, a 50$ ryanair flight away.

How do I prevent myself from being raped or something else bad happening?
That won't happen. Worst come to worst, Kaguya will protect you, as he has a legal obligation to protect all Heyurizens.
Realistically, the only people willing to attend will be Heyuri ｏｌｄｆａｇｓ who you've probably spoke to anyway (´ー`)

What will we do?
Eat, drink, hang out, n stuff ヽ(´ー｀)ノ bring your computers, we'll probably have a LAN party too.

Where at?
Probably in whoever has the nicest hotel lobby or something [idfk?]

Wat do?
If you are seriously interested, please let us know in this thread ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Whether you will attend anonymously or not, you should use a tripcode to facilitate coordination as the days come close.

But I don't want my face associated with this site
We'll have a no camera policy... and unless one of the fellow attendees happens to be your HR supervisor, no one should find out (￣ー￣)

*Some people won't want to associate their face to an online name. I'll attend without saying who I am and a few others probably will too.

"Which X am I thinking of?" ...try to guess the correct answer!
If you guess correctly, you decide the next prompt and answer!

https://cgi.heyuri.net/donpisha/

come down to https://play.heyuri.lol and generate your own game. this is my last minute bunkasai submission. while it took me like 1 day to throw this site together.
it is actually part of a game engine i have been working on for months now.
the page it self is anonymized to look liek heyori! there is a lot of changed features to stay anonymized.
there is no image generation and no audio generation connected to my claude. but you can prob still have it pull some audio libs and programmatically gen it or run a really light image gen lib or imagemagic or even links to images.
your imagination and the claude TOS is the limmit!
either way. come and join and test out my engine.
i am totally not using this as a alpha test for my engine or anything.

oh and if things are not up rn. its because i am going to bed and i told AI to just get the rest of this fixed while i sleep. go an try to win big on prompts!

Greetings from the oekaki club, I drew heyuri tan! Won't you draw oekaki with me?

If you take a crap during bunkasai, is it a bunkasai poop? Is crapping a qualifiable theme?

MY WIFE LEFT ME NIGGERS

Introducing WAHA-Land a kusoRomhack by me for Bunkasai 2026

Wahaland features Waha on her journey through wahaland to save the Grimace and other isekai'd mcdonald characters for mayor pedobear.

Collect panchira and throw dynamite as you save wahaland from nigras or something!

Link to rom:
https://up.heyuri.net/gemusrc/gemu038.nes

Hello!
It seems like bant-tan has misplaced her body... Could you find a replacement for her?
Draw... anything!!!
-give her a uniform!
-force her into a sukumizu!
-make her an obese hairy east asian man!
-give her a 92-76-98 figure... with a 5 cm boner!
-turn her into... a massive rat!

The choice is yours!

Sometimes I wish to
Paint on Reimu's naked butt
But she won't let me

reoky to this sthread blindfolded

A very short Visual Novel I made for the Bunkasai.
I made it in one day and it's the first VN I've ever made so please forgive me for making so short TToTT
Hopefully you can reach the good ending!

Game files uploaded on the Heyuri file uploader. Download 6242.zip at:
https://up.heyuri.net/warota.php?request=index&pageNumber=-1

Any Heyurizens use Slackware? I'm considering moving to a non-systemd distro. Currently I'm installing it on a VM to test it out. It seems very kewl but I worry I might be too much of a n00b to use it. (I've done fine with Mint and Debian so far).

use photoshop to add anything you want to this image
or make your own photoshop idk

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Would you date a female lolicon /b/?

poast dancing GIFs

How do you think Miku would fidget while waiting at a stoplight?

Does anyone actually believe this?

can you pronounce non-pulmonic consonants?

i am reading wuthering heights and it is some genuine misery porn. why the fuck have i been recommended it

LOL

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What are your thoughts on rape Heyuri?

IMO rape is one of the best complements you can give a woman you are basically telling her she is so irresistible.

Women and girls are just holes that need to be fucked.

Which ciggy brand do you think has teh best quality tobacco?

To me, it's Camel

Has anyone ever walked in on you while you were browsing Heyuri/an IB? If so, what happened?
A few minutes ago I ordered food to my dormroom, and I forgot to minimize an altchan I was in. The delivery guy just looked at the screen, and to me with a weird expression. Oh noes, I think I'm about to get vanned for being a part of the hacker group known as 4Chan.

Nyaa~(´･ω･`)

Why do they have this the wrong way around?
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Attention artists:

You do not need to upload your full resolution canvas unless it is extremely detailed (it usually isnt) or someone asks, there is no reason to publish your 16mb 4000 x 8000 pixel cel shaded gravity falls fan art at that resolution. If its not a detailed masterpiece painting there is no reason for the image to be that large and its just annoying to scroll past.

Be considerate of others and think about properly preparing your images for upload.

nazi kurisumasu

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hambaga... ga

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended

What audacity

shinku ozempic

Dolphins are mammals. Their children are born alive and not in eggs. That's all I'm saying. It's not fucken rocket science. They might look like fish but they are not fish. They are not "mammalian fish" either there is no such thing. People like to think because they have fins they're fish. But they don't have scales. Keep this in mind. They aren't fish. They don't have gills. They have lungs. They have to leave the water to get air. They're just really good at holding their breath. You might ask why they die or get really injured if they're beached since they breathe fine. Well it's because the weight of the ground pushes on their lungs and veins, stopping circulation. It's like sleeping on your arm except you cut off the entire circulation to it and it fucking dies.

You look so tired, unhappy..

I'm tired hitler

I LOVE THIS GAME NYA IT'S ALL I WANNA DO IN LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(;´Д`)

Heyuri can you read japanese?
https://cgi.heyuri.net/vote2/vote.cgi?room=1789531935

Can you appreciate this picture?

i love fruits but hate vegetables. please /b/ give me suggestions on vegetables im really grasping at straws here

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don't marry with slutz

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I started dating her when she was 16
She was a hikki, and... Is still a hikki. I like hikkis, I used to like Tomoko a lot, so I see nothing wrong with that.

The thing is, we have been together for a lot of years now and I have been doing everything (Cooking, cleaning, working...) because of this, she has never had to do anything at all, not even socialize with people IRL if she does not feel like it (she does not feel like it 90% of the time)

Am I ruining her life by letting her be a hikki? I mean, if I die or whatever IDK what will happen to her... She's clueless about sooo many things, and she's so innocent too...

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HAPPY MEXICO INDEPENDENCE DAY

hahaha look at this dumbass it's trapped can't go nowhere stupid thing (`∇´)σ

Why would I get hard at such a thing? (;´Д`)

how to check that someone is not a furfucker? how to prove you are not one?

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I spent all night calling this girl! We connect so well r we in love? Or nah she’s super cute and stuff ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

This is the real question here!!!!! Can women/girls be lolicons? If so is it a rare breed lmao (´ー`)

Hello,

I just wanted to post here because it's the birthday of someone I think very dearly of. September 15, 1993 is the birthday of Japanese-Taiwanese artist Cheng Gaoxin, who goes by the English pen name of Sean Mao (pictured), and also by the username AVCHonline.

He has an art style and vision like no other. As someone who had never been previously invigorated by art (I mean I, presumably like most people, have enjoyed art, but I had never felt truly touched by art in a significant and lasting way), he has truly changed my perspective on art. What really is significant to me about his art is that it captures this unique ability to capture what should be impossible to even, like seeing into a dream that you forgot immediately as you wake up.

One thing I've thought about extensively is art being a form of 'pure art'. Dispensing all the 'real' elements of a story leaving behind just a pure form of beauty. Really what separates a dream from reality is that reality operates on strict causality and logic, whereas dreams are not bounded by such restrictions. When experience his art, I've had the feeling of a whole world being implicitly contained within it. Not in the sense of "worldbuilding", which is itself just defining a rigid structure and set of rules, but the feeling of entering a whole new existence. Furthermore, this is not in the sense of making up this world yourself, but only being able to see it through his art. It's something you've always wanted to see, something you could see the shadow of, but only were able to see through the medium of Sean's art.

His captures this form of absolute innocence, wherein there is no conflict or plot whatsoever. This goes beyond just being "moe", because it dispenses with the inherent conflict that exists in imposing causal logic. Just like in a dream, everything exists spatially all at once. His world is truly the platonic ideal of sweetness. Something so beautiful that encountering it feels like happening upon the holy grail. An object of such magnificence that makes everything in real-life feel stupid and unnecessary. You realize that the only thing that matters is protecting and savoring this precious thing.

Sean himself is a magnificent and incredibly talented man. He's a master of so many different thing. He's an artist, composer, pianist, singer, violinist, and chef, and many others too that I am not aware of. I've never seen someone of such absolute dedication, and at the same time, generosity as Sean. I believe he said before that for commissions that he did for absolutely free, he would spend upwards of 48 hours straight, without sleeping, in absolute concentration on his art. It makes me think of a classic master. Eventually he started charging for commissions, but not even because he wanted any money. He said did it only regrettably, because there were too many commissions. Even then, he charged the absolute minimum that he could. To this day, he still only charges 15 dollars for incredibly detailed artworks that take him multiple days. Since he is also a composer, he only charged a 100 dollars for a full orchestral score.

He wrote in one of his early DeviantArt posts about his early childhood. He didn't say that much, but I know that he had a hard childhood and was suicidal at a very young age. Currently, he works an incredibly demanding job. He said recently that he works as a chef at a restaurant and that he has to work over 15 hours every single day, and said this was the main reason for his decrease in artistic output, along with the composition work has to do as being the other reason. Despite his absolutely masterful talent, he still belittles his older work (see https://www.deviantart.com/comments/4/18306528/5296624616).

On the Chinese forum Tieba, he wrote an essay about his "creative philosophy". Unfortunately, because of a redesign of that website, I am unable to access it anymore. Luckily, I had the forethought to archive every single post he has made on the internet that I could find. Here is a link to a translated version: https://files.catbox.moe/u2wr99.txt I found it very sad how lacking he is in confidence despite his utter artistic genius. Even while working this incredibly demanding job, he still found the time to make this absolutely beautiful animation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpMbjDj6ATc As is typical of Sean, he didn't do it for himself but did it entirely as a tribute to someone else.

I have thought about him nearly every day for over 2.5 years. He is one of my favorite people in the world. Despite never meeting him, I feel an incredibly deep connection to him. I am not usually that much of an emotional person, but I have cried many times thinking about him. I hope one day I am able to really meet him, preferably fully in person. And I also hope he finds success in achieving his dream, whether that producing a full animation or whatever else. I believe his original dream was to become a conductor, but that he changed to wanting to animate an original production.

I intended to finish an essay to give to him for his birthday, but I was unfortunately not able to complete it in time. For that I am very sorry to him, but I will try to get it done soon.

Why do my thoughts get gayer when it's rainy out?

posting from school

What is your favorite kenomomimi heyurixens?
Cow or cat or dog or fox or... etc. etc. etc.

For me, that's an adorable cat or huge breast cow.

This is the technology we were promised in the future ..

anyone else remembers this autist

i think it's been a long time since I've drawn a wholesome bant-tan drawing
i feel bad about that (ρ_;)

it's crazy to think that we were born at just the right time to witness the emergence of AI, humanoid robotics, drone warfare, dystopian mass surveillance, and the collapse of the US into oligarchy. I mean, it kinda sucks, but it's also cool.

i was friendless and happy for most of my life but i finally made friends over a year ago and i've been miserable ever since. i believe that some people aren't meant to have friends and i'm one of them. i don't really believe that i'm a human being at all. i do not connect with them the way they connect with each other. i want to go back to not having friends and being happy.

POV: Kasane Teto, an officer of the Smart Patrol, has come to collect a DNA sample from you.

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Hello, I thought I'd show you some of the things I've been adding to my research tool that I'm using to test algorithms for my singing voice synthesizer.

Full House

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THE HEYURI MANIFESTO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT IS TIME TO LET YOUR INNER PERVERT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Outfit ideas or anything of the sort

I remember that Azur Lane, Ark Knights and Girls Frontline were so popular in 2018/2019. I didn't play these, because I didn't speak English back then.
Blue Archive was popular three years ago, but sudden people stopped posting related things, apparently the last big update was the twins bosses. I see a lot of Chinese games where you control 3-4 characters, but none of them interest me, I also know that Uma Mussume is popular, but this game is like the Idol Master games with out the rhythm gimmick

INDIA LOEV TRAIN

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do you prefer your PENIS on the lighter side or the darker side?

if you look like this you can get a husband in one reply

HAVE NO FEAR! PALKIA IS HERE!

Mommy

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Thinking about expanding, making a mini game 4 this

using linux guarantees that you'll end up having a daughter in the future

in preparation for the upcoming bunkasai, we'll be sending teh first kagy to space

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Ｗｅ　ａｒｅ　Ｒｅｅｌ　Ｂａｄ，　Ｂａｄ　Ｂｏｉｚｕ

Anyone know a mod that make her shut up?

HUEH!(;ﾟДﾟ)

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Seriously, stop lying to yourselves: this isn’t even a lazy remaster, it’s an insult. If Nintendo were honestly selling this as a simple HD upscale, I’d be the first to cut them some slack. But to dare call this a "remake"? Don't make me laugh. A real remake modernizes gameplay mechanics and completely overhauls the game, just like Capcom does with Resident Evil or Square Enix with Final Fantasy VII. A remaster is just a fresh coat of paint on the graphics. And even then, the paint here looks pretty washed out. 

Just looking at the latest preview from the Nintendo Direct is a shock... but for all the wrong reasons. The Hyrule Field is still as desperately empty as it was back in 1998. We still have to sit through archaic loading screens just to enter the castle, all that to admire a magnificent static JPEG image in the background. Splendid modernity! As for the villagers in the courtyard, it’s a total joke: they literally look like N64 models slapped with an HD filter. They have zero life in them, with their three ridiculous animations looping endlessly just like back in the day. 

Gameplay-wise, it’s an absolute void. The mechanics haven’t aged a bit: combat drags on, and we’re still stuck with that prehistoric targeting system. So sure, the graphics are a tiny bit more detailed, but that’s the absolute bare minimum for a project of this scale. And despite that, we get competitive-level aliasing! Inside the Great Deku Tree, the spiderweb looks pitifully cheap, and the vines you climb are painful to look at. Don't even get me started on the art direction, which is a total failure: Link looks like a low-cost plastic figurine, trapped in a botched middle ground between semi-realism and cartoonish design. 

For a supposed "remake," logic dictates that they should have expanded the indoor and outdoor areas. We should have gotten a world that was both more modern and less linear—a sort of sublimated Twilight Princess or an open world inspired by Breath of the Wild, while still preserving the DNA, the iconic art direction, and the structure of old Zelda games, but finally full of life. 

But go ahead, keep pre-ordering with your eyes closed and calling it a masterpiece. It’s precisely because of docile, easily pleased gamers like you that the video game industry is dead. Grow up a little.

As a massive fan of old-school Nintendo especially Zelda OOT and Twilight Princess (honestly, I couldn't care less about Mario) this upcoming "remake" is an absolute scam. I refuse to buy into this hype train, and it sure as hell won't make me buy the console. Meanwhile, 99% of the brainless sheep are cheering, completely blind to reality.
If you actually look at the trailer, absolutely nothing is right. People are crying about Link’s ugly face, but that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Are you guys blind to the rest? Fanmade projects on Unreal Engine 4 by CryZENx from literally years ago looked a thousand times better, and that was made by ONE single guy. Nintendo has a massive team and infinite money, yet this is what they show?
A real remake modernizes the game while respecting the original art style. Look at what Capcom did with Resident Evil! new animations, and overhauled NPCs. Instead, Nintendo just slapped a modern skin on a 1998 N64 skeleton and called it a day. Selling a glorified remaster for $60 is a joke. Look closely at the trailer: Hyrule Field is still a barren, empty wasteland with no life, no animals, and zero scale upgrades. We still have loading screens to get to the Castle, the background is a lazy static JPG, and Castle Town has the exact same looped animations and NPCs from the N64. Wake up, people. You're being robbed.

is your skin paler than this cat?

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This coming Saturday we will be streaming a double feature on heyuri cytube, starting at 1800 UTC. First will be Shirome (2010) followed by Safe Word (2022). Both are directed by Shiraishi Koji both with an idol torture theme.
Shirome is a documentary style film where idol group Momoiro Kuroba Z is sent on what they believe is a paranormal variety show to investigate a haunted school. Safe World is a BDSM lesbian idol wrestling film and thats all ill say there. come join!!!!!!!

If you had a daughter, would you do Twitch streams with her?

I played this game for 1 hour in the pc of my work and this sucks. Nothing interesting happened, I only lose my time playing this, I thought that I will have to deal with the haters everytime and she will start to going crazy if I don’t deal right, I saw a lot of images showing creepy shit, but it’s just click, click and repeat

I swear by God and by the virgin mary that this is true, it just happened:

I've been waiting for the perfect time to act this out. Me and my sister have been sent to live with our grandparents for a period of time, and thankfully they are both senile so we've just been doing whatever we want. I'm over 18 (so i can post here stfu) but I still dont have a car or anything so I am stuck in this house with them.

I've spent most of my time on my laptop or phone, but my little sister is only just entering her teen years and is a very outdoorsy person, so she's been running around and tiring herself out in the wilderness near my granddparents home. I haven't ever slept in the same room as her, and now I can see she's a very heavy sleeper, especially when she's worn out.

I tested the waters the other day by poking her, saying her name, and shaking her arm a little bit. Nothing. fast asleep. So I tried licking my fingers and placing them on her chest to see if she'd wake up because of the cold wetness. No.

So I got the bravery to do what I've wanted to do for a long time: I kissed her. I quickly slinked back to my bed to see if she'd wake up... but she didn't. So I got my PENIS out and touched the head to her lips... that alone was enough to make me want to cum, so I masturbated while kissing her every few moments. It was the best fap of my entire life.

Now I'm back in bed writing this. It's almost 1am here. She's still fast asleep. My sister kissed the head of my PENIS and she doesn't even know it. I feel euphoric

Anyone got link to teh heyuri chatroom? IRC is kinda dead

89 unique users in the last 10 minutes (including lurkers)

hai i herd u guise liek y̸̨̢̨̺̹͈̟̻̳̲̦̟̹̭̫̰̩̘̥̞̤̰̻̺̭̱͎͖̤̩̮̲͂͒̌͗͆̄̽̿̂̃̎̈́̿͂͑̇̓̃̀͊̌͆̀́̋̈́͐̇̂͝͠͠ͅͅư̴̡͇̝͙̙͕̣̰̖͗͌̓̾̉͌̋̑̈́̂̏͛̊͗́̍̓̍̎̎̀̆͐̔͒͂̂̋̕͝͠͠r̸̢̬͎͈̳̒̍̀̇̐̔͆́͐̓̏̍́̅̔̓̈́̓̌͑̈́͒̽͑͐̉͐͋̉͛̾̒̀̆̿̔͌̕̚̕͜i̶̡̡̨̡̝͕̮̺̠̲̙̻̱͖̰̞̦̺̝͓͔͇̫̬̯̖̲̙͓͂͌̌́̇̓̏̌̾͌͜͝

i just masturbated and WOW! why aren't more people talking about this?

soon~ leaves will change! I like autumn! I like the everlasting darkness! I like teh rain~! I like being online!

I must be a nut, cause I don't actually hate ads that much. Not that I *love* them--I take the usual precautions of plugins and all to reduce the amount I see, but running into them suddenly doesn't enrage me like it does other people. I look at them very semiotically and sociolectically in a way, so instead of my immediate reaction being "Ugh, consumerism." it's more like "wow, the way this is constructed is fascinating if you think about it...". I even like the strange scammy ones, cause it's like I'm listening to somebody throw down their weird village wisdom with total conviction. I think what it comes down to is I already know I'm not going to buy the thing so the manipulative tactics don't concern me.

Hey guys, I have a question. Has Chris Poole (moot) ever used a specific profile picture or avatar publicly, aside from photos of himself that appeared in certain blog posts or interviews?

Also, are there any known accounts, usernames, profiles, or online identities that have been credibly confirmed to have belonged to moot, whether on 4chan or on other forums and websites, especially accounts that he used regularly rather than simply creating for a one-time purpose?

And if not, what do you think he would make it? like a meme? yotsuba??? moot-tan would be a good guess.

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Guys, do you know a manga where we are the MC? And subject is romance?
Or it can be VN or anime or etc. etc.

Especially these days, I'm in great need of compassion, yeah this is very very very like a loser...

But Heyuri the only place I can ask.

What was that bronze sculptor someone posted on year a while ago who made bronzes exclusively of young girls in the nude? I'm wracking my brain here

Imagine looking at Miku sitting in her car, with the door open, with her thighs visible. Then she gets out and you stare at the unoccupied driver's seat thinking that every time Miku drives, under her deliciously short miniskirt, her thighs and panties have come into contact with that seat, for years on end. Years of accumulated Miku sweat.

i masturbated for the first time in two weeks and it didnt even feel good

wat is 9 out of 11?

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random/main

What power did you Role heyuri.

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GOTCHA!!!!

After installing Mario Kart 8 on my pc, I decided to look to the list of licensed Nintendo games from the last feel years, then I find Ring Fit and I remembered something. I always fantasized about having a cute imouto to play this game with me, I always fantasized about buying that expensive gear (at least it used to be really expensive here) and playing for hours that game with my imouto. This became one of my most deep desires, since I saw vtubers playing this game
Now I have a machine that can play that game and the gear is less expensive, but I still suffering with no imouto

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(;´Д`) noooo teh poor ratte,,,

I just got banned on another image board and the reason was that I broke the following law
>18 U.S. Code § 1466A is a federal law that prohibits the knowing production, distribution, receipt, or possession of obscene visual depictions of minors in sexually explicit conduct, even if the images are fictional, drawn, or computer-generated

which one of you was that

Who is your favorite heyuri cosplay girl? For me it's meido

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Cirngirl Genyis

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CIRNO SEX! CIRNO SEX! CIRNO SEX! CIRNO SEX!

im starting a microbial lab

MY EEEEEEEYESSSSSSS

Top 10 saddest moments

HAPPY BAKA DAY


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rest in peace great chairman. i miss you

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While you were wasting your life on the internet, I beat Touhou 12.8 Great Fairy Wars.

What should I make for Cirno Day Dinner?
Also draw Chiruoughnaouh

I saw a screenshot of this video game, and I wanted to find out what it is. I was going to post it here, because I figured someone here would know, but I accidentally deleted the pic.

It looked like an MS-DOS era (or maybe PC-88 or PC-98) RPG game. Perhaps it was an indie game, but if so, it emulated the retro style extremely well. The image showed a character sheet with the usual stats, but the character was a loli. The anime artstyle was very much 80's or early 90's. One distinctive feature was that it said "normal diet" to the right of the character. Everything was written in English.

Does anyone know what I'm talking about? I offer this gift of baby she-goat to anyone who can tell me what gaem this is.

Your fortune: Tomo will strangle you in your sleep

I'm addicted to this shit. I really felt when she said "Als ein kleines Kind war ich ein Thälmannpionier" "Jetzt bin ich ein Freie Deutsche Jungendfunktionä"
Someone please delete this video from the YouTube and from my SSD

I was raped

gm its autumn

Cheating is wrong Heyuri

It’s 02:23 AM and I’d played GTA 4 the whole day. Yesterday was independence day and I’d to go to the dentist in the morning, but after I came to home I started playing GTA 4 non stop.

I never played too much video game in my whole life, my old pc always gave me motivation sickness due the small screen and the low performance under the 60 fps, but now playing at 180 fps in a 1440p big screen, I didn’t even felt tired, if I haven’t to work tomorrow I will probably play for the rest of the night. My only complaint is that my earbuds hurt my ears a lot

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How many of you guys are studying Japanese? I got fired two months ago and I'm finally at the stage of my neet journey where I want to use my life savings to go to japan and potentially live as a hobo
kana took me a few days. Then I studied kanji radicals until I realized they were useless, so now i'm just trying to master the pillars of each stage of jp
right now i'm learning all the n5 nouns, and these are the ones i didnt already know from anime

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Which uniform do u liek best?

love saya ヽ(´∇`)ノ

ITT vids that make you squee

Lolicon, Easy.

last weekend was wild

In my mid teens, I averaged about 55-56kg. Somehow, I never ended up going beyond that despite being alot older now. I reached my maximum height at about 16, and my average weight was like 56, but since I started keeping track a few months ago it ranged from 54 to 57kg. I've been doing some really grueling deskwork recently, sometimes 13-14 hours a day, and so I barely have time to eat. I've just been scarfing down a few boiled eggs in the evening for "dinner". Anyway, I reached a new all time low weight of 53.4kg last night - at a height of 183cm. As a grown man. That was after a shower too, so I was a little waterlogged. It's possibly lower.

That's a 15.8 BMI. People on reddit say that its a medical emergency, that I'd be too weak to walk, lol. I've had a sub18 BMI my entire life and usually been between 16.5-17.5. Other than being overworked, I feel fine, and I've always had above average energy levels for my age.

tl;dr I'm extremely thin. For the united statesians: I'm just under 6 feet and weigh 118 pounds, but I feel fine.

Bring back ads like this ..

I use Heyuri classic

Hey Heyuri!

Three days ago I found my first girlfriend!! I can say these have been the best three days of my life. I love her really, really strongly. she is really sweet and funny. She told me she was Asian, had a Japanese name, was into yuri, and liked girls too. She draws and watches anime, listens to Vocaloid and J-pop, and stays at home playing games on her phone. We're kind of the same height. She was perfect!! I had dreamed of her...

but then I learned that she is not Japanese!!!! She showed me her hand, so I know her skin color is #BAA88C!! (i'm #E6C9C0), and her voice is kind of like 260 Hz, I think, I don't have a lot of samples. And she probably Muslim. also she might be a rori or her dad can ask for a dowry idk she told me her mom doesn't want her to date anyone.

I'm absolutely devastated! it was soooo close to perfection, so close! I don't think I'll ever have another chance to meet a girl in my life, knowing she is the first one I found in 26 years...i'm scare to ask for here face cause i may don't like it , today again she wake me up by sending me "good morning i love you"

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!

BUNKASAI! BUNKASAI! BUNKASAI!

>>>/q/70682

Since monsters in Hyperdimenson Neptunia don't have rights that means that I can catch a monster like alraune and turn her into my cum dumbster without facing any legal consequence?

Wheel of Fortune host Jim Thornton was found on a tor pedo chat in plane
It kinda looks like CGI chat!

Hi heyurizens!
How do yu do?
I'm flying thank yu.

my pretty princess house has a window in the bathroom so ossan can watch me use the toilet and bathe

Pregnant pussy is the best you can get
Fuckin a bitch while her baby suckin dick (´ー`)

I'll keep it brief. I think all of us here at /b/ enjoy the smell of a good butt, especially after the owner of said butt just used the restroom. But, that begs the question: Why?
Why do so many young folk these days have this fixation, as if they were wild animals? What is the mystery behind all the cheer for smelly rears?

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I have a RX 9070 and I want to generate AI porn which is the best software for this?

Why is it like this?

Hi guys. Do you know really very very very (and 54 more "very") light YTmusic client? Because my PC really sucks.

I try Limusic and not bad. But still little bit lagging. UI doesnt matter.

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We should welcome our invaders with cum.

i wanted 2 post something, heres illya.

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Hitler's real surname was schicklgruber, but he hated it and changed it to his grandfathers surname, Hiedler, which he spelled Hitler (they are pronounced the same in german).

I wonder if he ever would have rose to power if he didn't. It's hard to imagine there would ever be a world where everyone in germany was saying "Heil Schicklgruber!"

I'm gonna talk about buttholes now and you can't shut me up so stfu gtfo because we're talking about buttholes ok and before you ask this is about GIRL'S buttholes. Ok not talking about them GAY SHIT about guy's buttholes (but if you are a girl you can talk about it in this thread) unless that shit is traps which is not gay and also very much welcome. So let's begin we talk about the butthole well first we must talk about the color of it. See, most people prefer pink or lightly colored buttholes but my personal taste is in darker tones although I can swing any which way, as the lighter colors do not deter me from my utmost taste. It's a subjective taste of which color is best as it does not affect the rest of the experience however I do very much prefer natural tones as opposed to the heresy of bleaching buttholes. This goes double for piercings, those are wrong and heretical no questions please. Next we have the texture of the butthole, unfortunately I do not a girl to confirm this with but I like to imagine the texture is similar to a puckered mouth because the lips share the same type of skin as the butthole (fact)
Ok fuck this I'm just gonna write shit about making out with assholes ok look I just wanna stick my tongue up there and rotate it and wiggle it around and make her buck her hips, drive my nose up there and sniff the musk up close next to the source drag my tongue all over that shitter up and down left and right and tongue punch that greasy shithole butter up that pooper real good with my spit and hell let her put some food inside those cheeks and eat it out of her ass put my face between her crack and sniff it and fall asleep like a pillow and wake up to her bouncing that jiggly ass on my cock, gripping it tighter than those rubber bands they use to castrate cows you know what i'm saying hahaa aa hahaa need sniff aaaassss

That’s is what will happen to you if you dare to use fake money and fentanyl

Should I install Debian?

Just got flashbacks to 2020 when I used to dress like this in high school........

what's your favorite historical sound change? mine is the debuccalizing of /k/ to /ʔ/ from Proto-Oceanic to Hawaiian. this is quite transparent when looking across the oceanic languages: the samoan word for "fish" maintains the original /k/ with /'i.ka/, while in hawaiian the word for "fish" is /'i.ʔa/.

I guess overdo teh terminal

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Drake and Josh

I went to the local mall to fix my computer and I was scared by the prices of the hardware, they were selling overpriced jurassic hardware like the GT 210, GT 710 and RX550. The most recent hardware that they have were the 5600GT, 12400f and the RTX 2060 from 2019

As you can see they were selling the GTX 1060 from 2016 for $331, while you can buy online the RX 7600 for the same price

nooo not the poor gabunomi

would you love her? give her a hug? maybe even a kiss?

Ho'P Island's fate rests on the shoulder of a child, and thou hast been chosen to guide the child into fulfilling the prophecy! Are you up to the challenge?

First of all, do you know the names of the three races who inhabit the fantastical realm of Ho'P Island?
[Please propose one race at a time, in the form of a name followed by a short description]

Do you like Transformice, Heyuri?

eheh~
hehe~
HOHOHOHO!

BLOODY MARY – if you’ve read this, Bloody Mary will appear in your house at night. When you get up in the morning, you’ll see her in the mirror. She’ll gouge out your eyes or strangle you if you don’t forward this to 10 people. This is no joke! In 2009, Alice Born didn’t forward the chain letter and was found in her bathroom the next day.

I bought 60 packs of peanuts peeled and salty for less than 5 bucks. I gonna eat them in the middle of my gaming sessions when they deliver the last pieces of my new computer

THE BALL PEOPLE.

Have you thanked your melon man?