Resuscitate chiyo, quick!Marked for deletion (Old)
I'd give her mouth to ANUS
>I'd give her mouth to ANUStry ANUS to ANUS
if I quickly peed in the pool then stabbed a syringe full of air into my empty bladder and jammed my cock into her throat and dickfarted air directly down her windpipe it would probably be much more effective than mouth to mouth so despite the dirty looks I would get from everyone it could be the difference between life and death
>>2216>stabbed a syringe full of air into my empty bladderthat begs teh question, how much air can a human air-bladder hold before popping?
I'd stick my cock in her if it'd wake her up. Honestly, I'd do that if she was already awake!
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!Marked for deletion (Old)
god i wish that were me
SACRED WOMBMarked for deletion (Old)
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
fuuka has the best bewbs everMarked for deletion (Old)
>>2193bludgeoning loli yotsuba-chan
the not so pretty one?
>the not so pretty one?LIES ヽ(`Д´)ノ
>>2193Bokusatsu tenshi chibuki Yotsu-Yotsu Yotsuba-chan!
haruhi... i can see it (;ﾟ∀ﾟ)Marked for deletion (Old)
i can see konata
>i can see konatashe's everywhere right now
would she shit pure corm? Marked for deletion (Old)
I wonder if you picked all the corn out of her butt brownies and rinsed it off if it would still taste like poop or not
>>2182>I wonder if you picked all the corn out of her butt brownies and rinsed it off if it would still taste like poop or notthey'd taste really sweet
fuweh?Marked for deletion (Old)
i already have a waifu stop tempting me
>>2173Who?Sakura is more perfect than any other!
>whoif you cant take the bantz you dont know her sakura needs to stop her attepts at breaking our marriage at once
>sakura needs to stop her attepts at breaking our marriage at onceshe'll nevar stop!
would you liek to be akira's co-host on lucky channel? You get to be bullied by her and get payed for it Marked for deletion (Old)
can I talk back? will I get a spot in the inevitable gangbang with whole crew (except for lights guy)?
>>2171wait, why did i think Aya voiced her as well
>will I get a spot in the inevitable gangbang with whole crew (except for lights guy)?if you werk overtime
this is the best censor image ever Maybe it'd only be beaten by the gaijin from dokuro-chan but i dont think they were ever used that wayMarked for deletion (Old)
listen to her play the violin Marked for deletion (Old)
>>2123Play my skin flute next.
>>2152>Play my skin flute next.wash it more often! there's a bunch of cheese all around it it's affecting the sound
what's going on here? Marked for deletion (Old)
That's a beaver, anon.
my cousin sent me a thebest404pageever link that used this it was probably my first exposure to k-on
>>2148>That's a beaver, anon.so it was a beaver stealing all of my corm!? (;´Д`)
What are they doing to ika-chan!? Marked for deletion (Old)
delicious ikayaki
>>2143sounds... appetizing!
What does Heyuri think of Eromanga Sensei? Have you seen it? I saw it years ago and am currently reading the fan translated version of the novels.Marked for deletion (Old)
>>2101he speaks like that guy from the video where "not doing anything is part of the problem"
WTF
this was what had me commit to a high score no matter what
ヽ(´∇`)ノ