Does anyone feel like sharing their ideas for easy simple meals for autists/shut-ins/neets? I'll start:"I don't have a name for this"You need:1 pack of microwave instant rice1 can of tuna, in liquid or sauce of your choice1 can of tomatoes, diced or crushed in canTo do:Microwave rice as instructed, or to desired tastePour out heated rice into empty plateEmpty cans of tuna and tomatoes onto pile of riceStir in tuna and tomato into rice as desiredPlace plate of mixture in microwave for 1-2 additional minutesNotes:You can substitute tuna and tomatoes for any canned variant of meat and vegetables. I prefer tuna and tomatoes for their price and low salt and fats (you can swap for sardines or salmon to reduce mercury intake, if you're worried about that). If desired, try substituting high salt or nitrite-rich canned foods with other options.This meal takes advantage of the long shelf lives of canned food and instant rice to provide a quick, convenient and hearty meal, though may cause a small increase in microplastic consumption."Ghetto grilled cheese"You need:Sliced breadCheese, sliced, grated or in blocksPaper towelsA toaster ovenTo do:Retrieve two or more slices of breadPlace cheese in between slices of bread, forming a typical cheese sandwichWrap sandwich in paper towelPlace on empty plate, then place plate in toaster ovenSet oven temperature to a maximum of 170C or 380F (Do not exceed 190C or 420F!)Heat for 5-10 minutes, or longer if desired and attended toCarefully remove from oven and unwrap for eatingNotes:This method avoids cleaning needed with grilled cheeses made using skillets. You can simply dispose of the spent paper towel once finished.It is important that the temperature maximum is not exceeded, to avoid spontaneous combustion of paper near 220C or 450F.I haven't tried this, but you might be able to use an air fryer instead of a toaster oven.You can also butter the slices before wrapping to impart additional flavoring after cooking.
Meat sticks, jerky, nuts, protein bars. No cooking, no cleanup, single serving or resealable packaging, shippable, no refrigeration needed, and low carb. I want to find more godly foods like these.
"Pizza"You need:1 frozen pizzaTo do:- Slam that bomboclarkin pizza in the mofuggen oven- Take pizza out of oven- Cut into slices using irl csgo knife- Suck it down- Belch in your imouto's face and then slap your rotund belly in celebration of a job well doneNotes:- Make sure to take it out of the box first- If you're unsure about the timings, they're usually written on the box- A variety of frozen pizzas are available so make sure you look at the picture on the box to see which one looks the most tastiest- Ten points if you can make your imouto cry from the smell of your big boy burp- Don't want to cut your pizza into slices? Simply fold in half like a calzone
You lads need to learn to cook proper food.Beef Curry (Hard):Add a mix of water and canned tomato to a pot. Add finely chopped carrot. Create a curry roux by melting a large amount of butter and 4 Tablespoons of flour on a pan and add spices; you can use cumin and coriander or curry powder, garam masala, or just every spice you have if you would like. Stir it until it is like a paste, then add to the pot.Leave the pot to boil on a high heat at first and then lowering to a low heat when the pot begins to shake or steam slightly, be careful at this stage as the rice can burn due to contact with the bottom of the pot.Brown beef on a pan with generous amounts of cooking oil, recommend rapeseed oil. Add spices and condiments of your choice to the beef, recommend black pepper and diced leek. Add the beef to the pot turn off the heat, leave it for a while.Cook rice. Serve the curry with the rice. The trick to making cook rice is having enough roux, too little roux and it sucks.Pancakes (Easy):Mix milk with flour and eggs (like 2 or 3) until it has a semi-viscous consistency, sort of like the consistency of cum is ideal. Too viscous and it makes it harder to spread on the pan.Add butter to a pan until melted, pour the pancake mixture so that is spreads as thinly as possible, after a couple minutes it will solidify and you'll be able to flip it with a spatula.Serve with melted chocolate (melt in microwave), and/or lemon juice. Jam is also good with it, so is chopped bananas.
Sorry OP, but your cooking tutorials will never measure up to my sensei's, Chef Steven Reed.
>>144435this was amazing, luved every second of it1
"Ramen (japanese spaghetti)"You need:1 pack of microwave instant ramenabout 3 oz. of water or loli peea trash can to throw the flavor packet inseasoning, I recommend garlic pepperTo do:Put ramen and fluid in bowlMicrowave 2 minsFlip ramen brick and maybe stir to get it all wetMicrowave for another 2 minsStir again and add seasoning and maybe some cheese or ranch or something
this is my kind of food :3
>>144454>3 oz.oops I meant 6 oz., I hope no one burned their ramen
>>144432Same here. Looking for stuff like that because it's so easy to eat and store. Here's some other foods like this:Canned eggs in waterPemmicanHardtack (unpleasant)UHT milk (the kind that doesn't come in jugs)
I like to make sturfry its a lot easyer than you think!step one (skip this buy buying precut veggies)cut up veggies, onion, broccoli, mushrooms, tofu, carrots and what ever you wantstep two turn the stove to mid/med high heat on and find a pan any panstep 3 throw all the ingredients into the pan add oil and push them around for a couple minstep 4 after a couple min of pushing around the mixture add a fuck tone of soy sauce and mix util a little is left in the panstep 5 eat out of pan step 6 put in a sink with a bunch of other unclean dishes and make clean up tommarows problem
i just put chicken and carrots in a crock pot most days. other than that i eat a block of cheese every day.
>>144482>i eat a block of cheese every daybro how do you shit
>>144485what do you mean? i have no problem shitting.
>>144488teh crap have higher chances to not flush properly and smudge.
>>144490that doesn't happen to me. my shits are normal.
Food thread becoming poop thread. This is so deep...
>>144500What goes in must come out. It is the circle of life...