Overboard@Heyuri

>>118630
>>118636
pretty cute

If it had Linux support I would use roblox to meet lolis. But as it is I just have to get lucky.

If things were a little different I probably would have been a Roblox kid instead of a Minecraft kid.

>good thing im not a PEDOPHILE FREAK or else i would probably easily groom young girls on roblox
the gaem itself sux but if there's little girls... im in!

>>118636
plz moar!!!!

I'd give her mouth to mouth if you know what I mean

I'd give her mouth to ANUS

>>12751
Both.

little ceasars

i've always wondered why we have not come up with kibble meant for humans. you'd think after hundreds of years of advancement, we could come up with an easy-to-consume food in pellets form that contains all the calories and nutrients you need for a day, so you can do whatever the heck you want and not be bogged down by the eventual need for a meal or snack break （ ´,_ゝ`） life would be a lot more efficient that way, right? maybe the only reason why this hasn't been created is because humanity loves to make and eat food so much, it's one of the finer joys of being an advanced species to enjoy many different flavors and textures. i think the closest real-life equivalent is protein bars, which are usually tasty but not that filling, or meal replacement shakes, which makes you shit diarrhea if its all you consumed that day; liquid in, liquid out ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

>meal replacement shakes, which makes you shit diarrhea if its all you consumed that day; liquid in, liquid out
Are you sure the diarrhea isn't just caused by the artificial sweeteners in the shakes? If there are any shakes that include a few grams of fiber that should cancel out any laxative effect and make your turds solid, despite not eating any solid food.

>>12820
I think fullness is at least partially defined by the volume of food consumed, so a few pellets wouldn't cut it, even if they have all the nutrients and calories you need. This is why snacking on junk food gets people fat; you feel like you haven't eaten that much, but it's more calories than a full meal.

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I really am tolerant in heyuri and everything but this post really passes the line

It's not a human baby, it's an ape, so it's alright

Personally, I think babies of all races are equally awwright

just a dead baby, i dont see the problem

Which rules does it break?

>let's try to revive the monkey with all of our semen!
nah, because the is too old!

you should post more dead nigger babies

>>118594
Are you looking to copulate with an embryo

>>118646
too old, I like to cum just a little and then rub the dying sperms all over my PENIS until I cum for real and kill millions more sperms

>>118648
Personally, I'm looking to do it with the as yet unmaterialized idea of some future person.

There is a guy from kohlchan that goes to a uni in kyoto but he speaks japanese
You might want to meet up with him, he seems cool

Sometimes I wish I applied and went for Japanese universities, but it's probably for the best I continued to go for US (I feel like Japanese universities wouldn't have as much support systems and warmth/community). Also if I went to Japan I'd be an ocean away from my girlfriend instead of a few states

>>118640
rule of thumb to determine if you have a gf or not: if you're not making love with her everyday she doesn't really love you and if you're not making love with her at least once a week she's not your gf, she's just conning you or toying with you.

>>118643
I guess you've never had one then, right?

>>118645
no I've never had a fake gf that doesn't make love with me

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>>12808
That's what happens most of the time. In the beginning the weirdness is subtle, but effective; it's not in your face; then later adherents of the subculture are just mediocre ordinary people who can only be superficially subversive.

I think counterculture/ subculture is a myth. It's basically just market segmentation at work; create a new niche so you can sell more stuff and market the hitherto unmarketable. Some of these guys were literally concocted by salesmen, like Malcolm McLaren with The Sex Pistols.

>I think counterculture/ subculture is a myth
now you're just being a contrarian

the original goths are pure win. I mean, they conquered rome!

>>12813
Can you prove me wrong though?
I think it's perfectly logical. Despite any anti-capitalist claims, and sentimentality about creating 'real' art, these guys were basically just entrepreneurs carving a new niche in the market for themselves, and obviously that market would evolve over time, in ways that perhaps the originators hadn't intended. 'Selling out' was a feature, not a bug.

sorry for going with this ranting is just that Im getting tired of getting fed with this bullshit

>>67514
>I fucking hate lolicon
Heyuri just isn't for you

first of all, lolicon is heyuri!
didn't happen in this example, but people getting b& over "silly little text"s for R8 is also sometimes heyuri - so don't misuse the quoting feature!
not regarding moral lines (referring to the report @ >>67512 ) is heyuri as well
the guy who spammed "PENIS" across threads was one person who was obviously a spammer, and now gone. And if it was a "stupid fucking meme" -which is the consensus-, why didn't you have any issues with it?
you can very well dislike parts of this site and use this board to rant (even if it won't solve anything), but are you really enjoying your time here?

>>67518
Look Its nothing much It was more to just spew out what I was feeling, I dont hate heyuri, I was just you know saying how I felt about the place in my eyes

Idk I used to enjoy this place while ago now Idk, I still cant leave it , idk it just became a sentimental place for me to come sometimes, even if I have my criticisms it still a part of my life

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Waiter, why is my chicken so hard today?

>>118629
Anyways, my idea is teh Filet-O-VAGINA. It would go hand in gand with teh Chicken McPENIS.

Dammit forgot to add ten file

they should serve deep fried and breaded beef PENIS with included testicles only available to male customers, for ultra male performance enhancement & huge testosterone boost for not only increasing PENIS size and girth and erection size and duration of erection and stamina in bed but also all the muscles in the body increased in size and strength, for a low price of only $14.99 for 3 beef PENISes and 6 beef testicles get the new Happy Men's Meal coming soon to a McDonalds near you

inb4 guro

rip

Think I lost my appetite ..

finally, i can post this picture again

>>118628
that's really cute...
FEAST UPON HER!