These are teh people I imagine I'm posting with here. ^-^ What do you think teh average heyurizen is like?
black and turkish
How did you find this photo of me?Take it down right now!!!!11
I think this is accurate.
BINGO! What do i win?
From top left to bottom right. 1. Teh Hikki NEET-His defining trait is that he rarely, if ever, leaves his house or possibly even his room-May be from any country, I just used a Japanese guy for the example picture-Can also be combined with many of the below archetypes2. Teh Turk-Is Muslim, but chill about it-Might also be a nigra, because apparently Turkey has nigras-Makes his living scamming Western tourists on the streets of Istanbul3. Teh Mobster-Is Russian or something-Insanely skilled at chess and always one step ahead -Hacker, or has hackers working for him-Connected to shady online businesses, scams and fraud-Sells drugs, guns and child porn, if not actual children, on the deep web-Even if he got caught, one of the oligarchs he's connected to would shield him from any consequences4. Teh E-Girl-Favorite anime is Azumanga Daioh-ROFL SO RANDUM xD-Uses Discord and Twitter, but wishes she could experience teh old internet-Maintains a neocities page and browses old internet sites-Is underage, but can't admit it since rule 0 came into effect-Secretly enjoys being sexually harassed by other users5. Teh Weeb-Decent proficiency in Japanese if not completely fluent-Actually practices Zen Buddhism or Shinto-Lolicon-May have even visited Japan6. Teh Borat-Is from some Eurasian country nobody has ever heard of-Is married to his 9 year old cousin-Everyone else is jealous of him for that-He also owns more goats than you do, so deal with it7. Teh Sex Offender-Despite the image of Jeffrey Epstein to represent this archetype, he is neither wealthy nor influential-More than likely lives in his grandmother's mildew ravaged basement in Bumfuck, Alabama: population 2,400-Is mostly into little girls, but will jerk off to literally anything-Sneaks into elementary schools and goes into the bathrooms intent on searching the toilets for any unflushed turds-You can't even imagine what he does with them8. Teh Hobo-Browses Heyuri from a McDonald's wifi connection-Spray paints "heyuri.net" in the abandoned buildings he resides in-Can communicate with rats, crows, pigeons, alley cats and the like-Was once one of the other users in this collage before his parents kicked him out of the house9. Teh Otaku-Often, but not necessarily, overlaps with #1 and #5-Might have a job or attend school-Interested in anime, gaming, and technology but may have even more niche interests
>>144099Sure thing anon, just tell me which one is you. >>144103You win this CD! It's from the Russian guy. I'm sure it contains something very valuable, but you should open it in a VM just in case.
Me on the top right!
I'm not that interesting... just a dameningen engulfing himself in 2D to escape problems (´￢`)
>>144114That's such a middle/bottom right square thing to say.
>>144109>7lole'd
op you should make a poll on Heyuri★CGI
the girl is probably accurate
>>144109teh mobster is kuz
>>144123I will if no one else wants to, but I always fuck up making polls ever since they updated how it works. Seriously, I haven't gotten it right once.
>>144157do it faggot
>>144169Ok I actually did it correctly this time. Please go and add your answers guys!
>>144171
>>144181Are you the Kazakh drug mule? Because I really wanna hear this guy's story...
I am only #9. Maybe one day I will graduate to becoming teh Hobo.
yeah i'm a lolicon. what of it?
>yeah i'm a lolicon. what of it?sex with children is ILLEGAL!!! YUO GO 2 JAIL!!1!
I'm like a mix between all of these