Heyuri doesn't get any better than this. Pack it up, everyone

I'm in chat as this is happening and OP is posting live updates. I think this takes the cake as the grossest thing on Heyuri, even beyond the toilet threads.

>>143416
I dont see a cumjar anon on irc. you lie

it was awful bc i wanted to puke cleaning it up. the vomit soaked thu about 4 layers of paper towls and got on my hand.
i had the fucking cheese touch after dealing with this and i dont even want to be around my hand

It looks like putrefied tartar sauce on the rug. The shit inside the jar looks like real old cum. Whatever's on the ground looks like a cat puked up poutine

it took about 6 times scrubbing my hands with soap and rubbing alcahol for it to jusg start having the smell go away. it still smells buy not that bad. i found the culprit of the puke, my fucking dad. there was chiken shit he made the other day in a big container. and no one ate it so he started getting rid of it by mixxing it with mayo and feeding it to ths dogs and keeping a small bowl to him self.. the thing is ghe dog that puked has a fucking chiken alergin and her somac is visably read from it and my dad just doss not belive shd has chiken alergie even tho ghis is the the first time i got a puke suprise, (last time the bitch puked on my bed)

i am not entirely sure how identifiable my food is so i censored it

Thank you for this glorious update OP.

If you just get a mini fridge and put the cum jar in the mini freezer this wouldn't keep happening, and if you do then you could start over and always put the jar back in the freezer immediately so the cum never rots. That way moetan can at least drown in fresh delicious cum, and some of the sperm might possibly even still be alive!

drink the cum jar

He made a pit, and digged it, and is fallen into the ditch which he made. His mischief shall return upon his own head, and his violent dealing shall come down upon his own pate.

next day report. hands still smell

it is just the smell. i ate hot chips and when i licked my fingers i didn't taste rott

>>143433
You can try washing your hands with toothpaste, it masks the smell for a while

>i ate hot chips and when i licked my fingers i didn't taste rott
>i licked my fingers
LOL. You disgusting slut.

>>143421
>i am not entirely sure how identifiable my food is so i censored it
The only people who would be able to identify the contents of your fridge, is your family. If your dad posts on heyuri, he's gonna know you're making fun of his chicken mush

do u think i will get pink eye? my alergies have been awfuk recently and i keep rubbibg my eyes....

>my alergies have been awfuk recently and i keep rubbibg my eyes....
teh infection has began...

>>143455
stop rubbing your eyes you big idiot
start wearing latex gloves at all times except for when you're washing your hands
when your parents ask you why, just say it's eczema, and they won't suspect a thing

russian nukes got nothing on this shit

>>143414
WAIT YOU'RE STILL GOING AT THI WHAAAAAAT

i bet fresh rotting cum smels awesum!

>>143414
I love Heyuri.

i cant believe i was awarded the hyeuri seal of approval for all my hard work. it is such a honor.

i would like to thank my anon friend(only one) for support and my family (little sister) for helping me get every last little drop out.

i am sorry to say this but i wont be continuing this. if there is special request what i do, roll dubs and maybe, i wont do anything that gets me or other sick tho.

the cum at the verry bottom has some weird properties i don't know its like dough stuck to the bottom

>>143516
don't be a pussy, drink that shit, finish what you started

you are insane. i am not a faganon

>the cum at the verry bottom has some weird properties i don't know its like dough
Maek aged-cum cookies (´￢`)

THROW THE JAR ON SOMEONE

>>143540
i wont do anything that gets me or other sick tho.
i also said to use roll (witch seems to be broken rn?)

make a new cum jar with a different character, moetan just wasn't powerful enough to handle that much cum

Roll (1-1000):

>>143548
>>143548
well fuck. what character i guess i gotta do this now

>>143553
Sonya

Roll (1-99999):

>>143553
do tama-chan

test

fuck you!! i am not gonna listen to you

throw the jar on the house of some fucker you hate

>>143557
since you didnt troll me with fake rolls, i will be doing tamachan

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are you rich, or something? why are you wasting perfectly good figures?

in all honesty i really think i am getting sick or i got some alergies.. been sneezing so much and running nose

>>143599
Binzume Yousei figure are expensive and rare! What a waste!! You can get about 80usd for that one

madman

Good luck OP, I hope your skills have improved enough that you can fill this one up completely without spilling any!
>>143600
>>143604
It's not like the cum is going to melt the plastic, he can just take a bubble bath with the figures to clean them if he ever wants to take them out of the jars or sell them for some reason. There also may be someone out there willing to pay a lot more for the figure with the cum jar. Hot girls sell their pee and poop in sealed containers to fetishists so if OP is handsome and willing to pose nude with his cum jars this could be profitable.

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Imagine.

You can silence him, but you can't stop him from steeping Tama-chan in cum.

i am not actualy gonna do tama chan calm down. i just had a really big jar and a tamachan figure.. i thought it would be funny.

i was inspecting the jar. and yes there was a ant who made its way in there and drowns and died.. i really wanted to keep going. really badly but it will just get me or others sick and bring more throw up and filling my room with toxic cum gasses. if i dont super glue the top on i might be tempted to keep going.... i found the best route is to cum on my belly. stand up, and use my belly as a squeegee and run it across the rim of the jar

>>143846
I live alone, so I was thinking about starting my own cum jar, since I can put it in the fridge and it will stay good for a while. Then once I have enough, I can microwave it so it's nice and warm and chug it all down.

>>143846
IMAGINE IF NAPOLEON GAVE UP ON HIS CONQUEST TO TAKE OVER EUROPE
IMAGINE IF ROME NEVER EXPANDED INTO THE EAST
IMAGINE ALL THE GREAT MEN THAT GAVE UP, THEY WOULD NEVER KNOW WHAT THEY COULD ACCOMPLISH
YOU ARE SUCH MAN
DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT STOP CUMMING INTO THIS JAR!
YOU ARE A CONQUERER, A LEGEND IN YOUR OWN RIGHT, A MAN THAT KNOWS NO BOUNDS.
THE JAR AWAITS YOUR ESSENCE, A TESTAMENT TO YOUR POWER AND VIRILITY.
FILL IT WITH YOUR SEED, LET IT BE A SYMBOL OF YOUR UNYIELDING BALLS AND THE GREATNESS YOUR COCK CAN SPEW OUT
DO NOT DENY HEYURI YOUR LEGACY, DO NOT SHY AWAY FROM YOUR DESTINY
CUM, LET THE LULZ BE KNOWN

>>143853
if you did that you would also win a heyuri seal of approvalヽ(´ー｀)ノ