Happy Canada Day!

For those interested, this station will be playing 1980s Canadian tunes for most of the day. For fellow Canucks, come enjoy some home grown music. For the rest, come discover what Canada had to offer the 1980s music scene back in the day.

See the queue: http://1980s.fm/modules.php?name=Queue_Played
Listen link (just copypaste into browser): http://hi5.1980s.fm/;/;.m3u
Or click one of the "Listen Live!" options on the left side of the site.

I had an idea a few weeks ago that I could condition myself to get any fetish, so I decided to do a test on myself.

First, I had to choose what fetish I wanted. I went back and forth a bit on this one because I couldn't decide whether I wanted a degenerate or more-or-less acceptable one, but I eventually settled on a hand fetish, which seemed like acceptable, but still pretty rare.

After that, I started my conditioning by jacking off to regular porn, but as soon as I was about to cum, I switched over to pictures of hands. Then, I would stop watching the porn, and only masturbate to pictures of hands.

I then abstained from masturbation for a few days, and after it was over, looked at pictures of hands to see if I got hard. I did.

I think it's safe to say this experiment has been a success.

Hi everybody.
I intend to dedicate an old hard drive exclusively for the situation when internet is down. What should i fill it with?

i was scratching my leg with my new knife and i accidentally sliced a bit and now theres blood everywhere

While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Sonic the Hedgehog

hello heyuri, it's the devfag again
I made this cool thing, but don't know what to do with it! Give me ideas, thanks.

anybody have some proxies or something that work for ban evading on 4chan?
i use at&t and it fucking sucks so resetting my modem or trying to do things through its settings does nothing, so all i can do for now is connect to my phone's hotspot with a dynamic ip and get limited to 12mbps while i post
surely theres a better option right? or do proxies just slow down your speeds too like vpns?

Why is Japan so horny?
http://futabaforest.net/b/res/1233258396.htm

I asked this question before, and Now I ask again: Who would be down to throw down with other Heyurians in a game of Melty Blood? (or anything else!)

if you put teh pen0r in teh eye you get a special onahole

I don't suppose anyone has this thread still open/loaded in a tab on their browser? It was about Futaba Channel.

https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=105222

Majorly pissed I didn't save that thread in time before the soyjack raid, there was lots of info and text in it concerning how the board operated. Can't rely on a Google cached version cause I guess Google doesn't scrape here?

I mean damn that thread was up for a week and was fine, and suddenly its just GONE!

I would like the link back to the thing that expands the size and tools of the handwriting-js box, please.

Is anyone here an expert in Japanese baseball mascots?
I've always been curious about these mascots. The two small rabbits are straightforward. But what are the other lemon-headed shaped mascots with different ears? Also why do their eyes have such weird shapes in them/around them?

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How many of you have, or plan to, enjoy the mr beast feast at zaxbys? I think zaxby's is too greasy, but I'm in it for the feastable

what game is this? I wanna play some of those old PC-98 games.

Were there really Playstation ads like this?

Umm...hello, desk-kun...

Koreans are weird.

i found this on a top-secret women's only imageboard... is it true? ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

I'm going to the arcade today, and I want to win my cousin some plushies because she collects them and she's really cute and I want to make her happy
But the arcade we're visiting niggerigged all the damn claw machines. Like, I used to be able to wipe out their machines in one session, but now I can't even win one toy. Is there any technique to winning, or is it all luck based? I usually go for the smaller, rounder plushes, but I feel like whoever stocks the machines purposefully buries those underneath the rest of the toys.

hey, it's that girl from 2hu

Who are you voting for, anon?

What is heyuri's favorite historical figure? I like Khomeini

What are some fun pics you have that you never really get a reason to post?

Hello Heyuri
I announce that I am displeased

I have a really tough exam and my professor is almost 80, he barely walks and he doesn't respond to questions while he draws something on the chalkboard because he is almost deaf it appears. He is commonly known as Professor Tutankhamun and he reuses his powerpoint he made in 2007 up to this day and I have an exam tomorrow on his subject and judging by smuggled exams from past years it will be very tough, I hope he recycles a lot so that what ChatGPT spat out for me is good enough.
In addition this semester I have a maths exam encompassing all contents of calc 2 + calc 3 + laplace and sums and series and sums of series in 2 days so one after the other. Although the mathematician was not sleepy like Tut and nobody had any of his past exams or knew anyone who had any so it will be a bad surprise. I will not remember all laplace transforms, I still mistake derivatives and integrals of sin and cos to this day or 1/x and ln and if he adds extra trash into the denominator I will cry and just draw lush flowers on the paper begging him to let me go.

I began learning today and I am not confident whether I will manage to do the absolute minimum to pass in time. If I fail the exams this week and then I fail them the second time next week I get kicked out.
I also am on antibiotics and so I cannot get wasted for the duration of the exams.
I ran out of coke now, no shop is open until some 6 am. I am tired of cramming. I am not happy.
Honestly everyone, learn for your exams a week before and not 2 days before. I know I will get a second chance the following week but I want to get it over with on first try. I also hate my major.
Now I recalled why I wanted to make this complaint. Namely I wanted to fap to lolis but it turns out it is late and I technically got no time to waste. Life is so cruel.
That is the complaint. Thank you for reading.

If you could change your birth year to any year what would it be?

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post blingees and/or picmixes

Has the not best korea, the republic of samsung really done for?
Their culture is a joke. their women are a joke. their academia is a joke. their fertility rate is a joke. their politics are a joke. their neighbours are a joke. their cities are a joke.
and then there is this dude from twitter that recently got raided by police because his university professor tipped the police of by reporting him "posting indecent things on social media"
https://twitter.com/airkatakana

evar wonder how 2 maek chocolate cakey? well you are in luck becase through lomng hours of experimentation i haev invented a new recipe. it was a long process full of long sleepless nights trying slightly different combinations of shi-- toppings. So here is the recipe...


STEP 1.FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT MAKING CAKE, CHOCOLATE CAKE OR EVEN COOKING AS A WHOLE! (except operating a oven)
STEP 2. get loli, if one is not immediately available then abduct one. specific age doesn't matter as long as they haev a virgin loli body
STEP 3. get human shit, this will be important later. Get medium soft shit, runny shit is yucky and not of much use. Get rock-hard shit for extra decrative toppings / cake decoration
STEP 4. CAKE POWDER. it should be at your store.
STEP 5. aquire milk cockolate. should b ez to get.

NOW COOKING BEGINS

STEP 6. put a large 1m radius bowl and pour it all into the bowl.
STEP 7. pour one jar of (fresh) milf milk into the bowl.
STEP 8. drizzle loli love juices into the mixture, it will increase sweetness in the final product.
STEP 9. MIX IT ALL
STEP 10. puit the bowl into a oven, at a temperature of around 300 degres celcius for around 30 minutes,.

TIEM 4 ICING

STEP 11. get another mixing bowl
STEP 12. put the full block of chocolate into it. make sure to fondle it so it's soft.
STEP 13. NOW THE FUN PART... put all the shit in.
STEP 14. If it doesn't get "soft" enough like icing then put more love juices in to make it more runny which will work better as icing.
STEP 15.if you waited 30 miunutes already then take teh bowl out of oven, tip it over so you get the cake out, the cakey should be round like a supple ass...

FINAL PART

STEP 16. slather the whole thing in the shit-icing with a spatula or whatever. Use your hands if you can be bothered...
STEP 17 (optional). put the hard shit stools on it around in a circle on the top.
STEP 18. ???
STEP 19. sell it for profit


If you haewv any suggestions for the recipe then please contribute... it feels too bland still, not enough flavbour... it shall be improved until it reaches objective perfection. Kami-sama will enjoy it by then.

it is tiem to draw a circle first try... with teh mouse. NO CIRCLE TOOL OR ELSE YOU'RE A HAX0R. Picrel is mai attempt, possibly the best circle evar drawn.

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do you prefer hot or cold weather? (´人｀)

https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=109316

this tread is complitly about polatics witch were banned on heyuri a few yeres ago. its not alowed on heyuri. i dont like it ether. he must be banned or permabanned. i shold be mod so i can do it myself.

(USER GOT LOST IN THE WRONG BOARD AND NEEDS HIS MOMMY TO PICK HIM UP)

I've been playing Puyo Puyo 2 and Dig Dug 2.

I'm finally starting to be able to make decent combos in PP2, like 4-5 chains.
I need more practice.

Dig Dug 2 never gets talked about even though it's great.
You have to sink the land into the sea to send the monsters into the abyss (which also gives you more points vs inflating them). Very strategic, very fun. I do wish it was easier to identify where grid tiles were sometimes, since you still have grid-aligned Dig Dug movement...
I can make it up to stage 12 so far.

Did Heyuri get attacked by IRUYEH?

wow, there's slightly less lolicon than i remembered! is this because they added /l/??

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So what's the sitch, Heyuri?

You are in a bus, and the bitch in front of you raises the question:

How do you dodge it?

SECOND

i haed this thread up shortly b4 wipe, lets try again Anywayz does any1 haev funny/joke fan-dubs liek the one for rapeman (which we recently watched on cytube. doesn't haev to be anime exclusively.

You know what would be really cool? Something like a Death Note, but for the internet. Instead of real names, you would write usernames of people (or like Anonymous No.123), and that person would never be able to use the internet evar again.

do u like petting random cats too?

Crash is going to fuck this boar while there's no one watching

What is she thinking about?

oh my god. what happened to all the threads? its all gone D: