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𒀀 𒈾 𒂍 𒀀 𒈾 𒍢 𒅕 𒆠 𒉈 𒈠 𒌝 𒈠 𒈾 𒀭 𒉌 𒈠 𒀀 𒉡 𒌑 𒈠 𒋫 𒀠 𒇷 𒆪 𒆠 𒀀 𒄠 𒋫 𒀝 𒁉 𒄠 𒌝 𒈠 𒀜 𒋫 𒀀 𒈠 𒄖 𒁀 𒊑 𒁕 𒄠 𒆪 𒁴 𒀀 𒈾 𒄀 𒅖 𒀭 𒂗𒍪 𒀀 𒈾 𒀜 𒁲 𒅔 𒋫 𒀠 𒇷 𒅅 𒈠 𒋫 𒀝 𒁉 𒀀 𒄠 𒌑 𒆷 𒋼 𒁍 𒍑 𒄖 𒁀 𒊑 𒆷 𒁕 𒄠 𒆪 𒁴 𒀀 𒈾 𒈠 𒅈 𒅆 𒅁 𒊑 𒅀 𒋫 𒀸 𒆪 𒌦 𒈠 𒌝 𒈠 𒀜 𒋫 𒈠 𒋳 𒈠 𒋼 𒇷 𒆠 𒀀 𒇷 𒆠 𒀀 𒋳 𒈠 [𒆷] 𒋼 𒇷 𒆠 𒀀 𒀜 𒆷 𒅗 𒅀 𒋾 𒀀 𒈾 𒆠 𒈠 𒈠 𒀭 𒉌 𒅎 𒌅 𒅆 𒅎 𒈠 𒉌 𒈠 𒆠 𒀀 𒄠 𒋼 𒈨 𒊭 𒀭 𒉌 𒈠 𒊑 𒀀 𒉿 𒇷 𒀀 𒈾 𒆠 𒈠 𒅗 𒋾 𒀀 𒈾 𒆠 𒋛 𒅀 𒈠 𒄩 𒊑 𒅎 𒀸 𒁍 𒊏 𒄠 𒈠 𒌅 𒈨 𒄿 𒊭 𒄠 𒈠 𒄿 𒈾 𒂵 𒂵 𒅈 𒈾 𒀝 𒊑 𒅎 𒅖 𒋾 𒅖 𒋗 𒅇 𒅆 𒉌 𒋗 𒊑 𒆪 𒋢 𒉡 𒌅 𒋼 𒅕 𒊏 𒄠 𒄿 𒈾 𒀀 𒇷 𒅅 𒋼 𒂖 𒈬 𒌦 𒈠 𒀭 𒉡 𒌝 𒊭 𒆠 𒀀 𒄠 𒄿 𒁍 𒊭 𒀭 𒉌 𒄿 𒈠 𒀜 𒋫 𒈠 𒅈 𒅆 𒅁 𒊑 𒅀 𒌅 𒈨 𒂊 𒅖 𒀀 𒈾 𒈠 𒆷 𒅗 𒊍 𒉿 𒅎 𒊭 𒄿 𒈾 𒂵 𒋾 𒅀 𒌅 𒊺 𒍪 𒌑 𒆠 𒀀 𒄠 𒋫 𒁕 𒁍 𒌒 𒅇 𒀸 𒋳 𒄿 𒅗 𒀀 𒈾 𒂍 𒃲 𒇷 𒌋 𒐍 𒄘 𒍏 𒀀 𒈾 𒆪 𒀜 𒁲 𒅔 𒅇 𒋗 𒈪 𒀀 𒁍 𒌝 𒌋 𒐍 𒄘 𒍏 𒄿 𒁲 𒅔 𒂊 𒍣 𒅁 𒊭 𒀀 𒈾 𒂍 𒀭 𒌓 𒆪 𒉡 𒊌 𒅗 𒄠 𒉌 𒍣 𒁍 𒀀 𒈾 𒉿 𒊑 𒅎 𒊭 𒀀 𒋾 𒆠 𒄿 𒋼 𒁍 𒊭 𒀭 𒉌 𒆠 𒋛 𒄿 𒈾 𒂵 𒂵 𒅈 𒈾 𒀝 𒊑 𒌅 𒊌 𒋾 𒅋 𒆠 𒋛 𒀀 𒈾 𒂵 𒋾 𒅀 𒋗 𒇻 𒈠 𒄠 𒂊 𒇷 𒅗 𒄿 𒋗 𒆠 𒈠 𒀭 𒉌 𒆠 𒀀 𒄠 𒉿 𒊑 𒀀 𒄠 𒆷 𒁺 𒈬 𒂵 𒄠 𒆷 𒀀 𒈠 𒄩 𒊒 𒅗 𒋫 𒆷 𒈠 𒀜 𒄿 𒈾 𒆠 𒊓 𒇷 𒅀 𒅖 𒋾 𒈾 𒀀 𒌑 𒈾 𒍝 𒀝 𒈠 𒂊 𒇷 𒆠 𒅇 𒀀 𒈾 𒊭 𒌅 𒈨 𒄿 𒊭 𒀭 𒉌 𒈾 𒋛 𒄴 𒋫 𒄠 𒂊 𒁍 𒍑 𒅗
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i has beaten sonic spinball. And WTF this was liek the most infuriating geimu to play ever ヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノ

Your fortune: Dark times are to come

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/b/, look at this neko! Name him in teh replies! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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I've decided that I'm more or less going to take a vow of silence, including written communications. If spoken to I will respond with a smile and a nod of acknowledgement. If pressed, I will explain my vow of silence. Other than that I will speak only when absolutely necessary.

I aim to do a couple of things. First, to be humble and to listen, to learn and to let anyone be my teacher. I want to observe more and judge less. Second, to hone in my nonverbal communication skills. Most communication is eye contact anyway, I've learned. Third, I want to see if I ever had anything that was truly worth saying.

Wish me luck anons. I've always posted as anonymous so it's not like you'll miss me. I guess I can still participate by dumping pr0nz but other than that, I'll only be lurking.
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IYAHOO   Replies 2
:iyahoo: IYAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :iyahoo:
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U SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND
LIEK A RECORD BABY RIGHT ROUND ROUND ROUND :mona2:
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Can this place please consider removing the length of time for threads where they become unbumpable (or extend it to 2,3 weeks? It's especially frustrating now that /b/ goes back many months, and you can't continue the convo on an old thread you find interesting because no one will see the reply. This is not, IIRC, how old image boards used to work, and I know Heyuri is about being a bit old fashioned. It's very stifling to conversation to always have to make a new thread for the same topic, plus it adds to more threads being made which doesn't keep things neat and tidy.

I am replying to a thread talking about VPN use / Japanese IPs / Futaba Channel, but the thread did not move up the board:
https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=148225
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How do I upload a drawing on /o/? I see that others on there are doing it, but I don’t know how :sweat2:.
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OH MAH FUKKEN GAWD ITS MINT BLANCMANCHE :astonish:
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a cuppa neko ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11one :biggrin:
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:saitama:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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THE FUCK YOU LOOKIN AT
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i beat your poor ass never had one of these!
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Anyone knows the song from vidrel?
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Has anyone here eaten fried bull testicles? I imagine they're rubbery unless sliced thin :kuz:

Is it gay to eat balls?
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i just shit myself 😥
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postign while drunk! :dance::dance::mona2::dance:
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Do you love beer? What beer is your favorite?
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this train is so fukken cool :cool:
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i never understood why CJU-GMP uses mostly wide bodies despite being the busiest flight path in the world. wouldnt it make more sense to use larger planes like the 787/a330 instead of 737/a320?
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SEEDING!   Replies 9
Are you a good person?
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Are vampires real? It seems like there are too many similar reports from different cultures that all describe Vampires
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just a bunch of japanese gurls casually discussing foreigners' PENISes based on their experience :blush: most of them say whites are flaccid :nyaoo2:

https://girlschannel.net/topics/3101392/
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Im 25 and never drank alcohol before and thought about getting some twisted tea
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who made heyuri-tan?
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I have drawn over 100 bant-tans and its gotten so bad that I can't draw (well) anything that isn't bant-tan anymore
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TEH RAEG   Replies 8
THIS IS A REALLY REALLY ANGRY THREAD

GRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAGH I HAET EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!
ヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノ

Your fortune: mah pen0z is bigger than uurz

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Salutations, Heyuri. I've been wanting to watch a good doco with my friend. Can I have some suggestions?
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was this scene too edgy?
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i hate when theres people in my house T^T how do i get rid of them:cry::cry::cry:
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azu~nyaa~~ or, kagu~nyaa~~
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i present to j00... george bush :biggrin:
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I finally bought Stellar Blade, but before I even can start, i've to maek teh hardest decision, Japanese DUB or original Voice, Korean. :dizzy:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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video dump   Replies 160
exactly what it says, I'm dumping videos I've saved
join in if you feel like ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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Hey guise, just posting a normal photo of my ANUS, nothing unusual to see here, please go about your day. (´~`)
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i want a safe for work shitpost board that isn't /vip/
where do i buy the heyuri pass for this site's /vip/
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Look at this elephant i drew ✊:biggrin:
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Hello heyuri

I do not recommend veracrypt
Please use luks if you value your stashes, time and energy bills

Luks is not hard. Infinitely faster and compatibile with your fridge if you really want to store cheese pizza on fridges, you can get your drive encrypted and decrypted even by pinging your computer from remote taliban radio towers carried by sexiest goats of the mountains.

In contrast veracrypt is slow, hard to use, forces you to do dumb rituals where it asserts dominance over you (like forcing you to plug in a usb drive for a mandatory decryption header for system encryptions), I could not get it to support multiple keys and I don't care because I will not do research for it, any modern encryption should have it in GUI because windows is GUI and I used it on windows. Windblows! Also their creators seem gay because they have a company set up with copyrights for veracrypt and microsoft recommends them so they must work for gay NSA or something.

My main complaint is how stupidly slow it encrypts files. I have my HDDs at steady 130-140mb/s write but veracrypt encrypts it at some 3mb/s or something (they are not even clear about it because they only show you percentage and not actual sizes like all software made for clinical retards!!!). It takes ages. If they said 'sorry, we know it is slow and we won't do anything about it' then I would drop my files to another HDD for a bit, then wipe and implement encryption to the original drive and drop files back in once drive is fit for storage. It is infinitely faster, as if encryption was not slow but veracrypt makes it slow, for who knows whose benefit or sick pleasure.

Veracrypt is also unclear about their definition of keys. I wiped a wrong drive that contained the sole key for my veracrypt archive drive and only realized it after I wrote over data. That was my bad. But I thought since my key was an image I had downloaded from pixiv especially that it does hash of the first 1024kb they say. Since I moved around my earlier loli porn keys from drive to drive with no problems I assumed that it is fine and no metadata hash bullshittery would occur, and so I'd believed I could just redownload the image and decrypt it but I was wrong. They don't provide documentation on how it all works because COPYRIGHTS probably like all of them. How is SHA256 worth copyrighting? Or your dogma of keys? Common knowledge at this point.

I had assumed it to be retardproof like all windows supporting programs, especially since some functions were so dumbed down and even had a nanny prompts that would prevent you from shredding all data constantly or refusing to work until our little boy picks a better password! I did not even want to but it made me combine a file key with a password for some ungodly reason. I simply wanted smugging zundamon to be my key. No! Rabbitfield must have it hard! You can move around and change metadata appearently but not when you download it! DAME DESU!!! DAME DESU!!! So I lost the entire drive.

I'm not so much of a dummy to not have a backup, but I lost most of newer files from this january until now and I blame veracrypt. I know I should've made a copy of the key and pay more attention to what I wipe, but it still is a pain in the ass. Imagining people who trust these devils with their data and have no backups is so sad. Besides I buy electronics in bulk and names of my drives look the same in the terminal ;_;

Luks can serve many different keys, I have not read or checked but I would blindly bet you could make an entire system of permissions with different keys and data pieces while veracrypt would never do it. Luks decrypts my root in like 3 or 4 seconds while booting up windows from veracrypt takes like 30 seconds and windows is on a faster drive than linux. How bad. Why is veracrypt so slow? Any pentium with luks would outcompete i9 with veracrypt it appears.

I wanted to have a copy of my dearest parts of archive available for windows in the worst case, and one with much more sensible and mature linux ways. I can't get windows to read ext4 but I can get linux to read NTFS. In case I have no linux lying around I could still manage my archives with windows. Now I'm synchronizing my remaining copy to that bad veracrypt windows drive now that it had been properly wiped into ext4 luks. Luks never failed me, every time when I had problems with it they were purely because I was the moron. It will still take about 3 more hours, currently at 140mb/s being transferred from a luks drive to another luks drive. It is very good for HDDs. I can make tea on my HDD. I could actually attempt making tea on it next time I overwork them. Interesting idea.

Today I dug in guts of my linux instance and -----EVENTUALLY----- fixed my issues and it runs faster most of things than windows now. I feel good and I learned things. I finally know how my distro works for the most part.
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Rabi~en~Rose GAPPA INVASION (;゚Д゚)
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https://youtu.be/ynE63aUxWJg

Bruh, why on Earth won't anything I put up that isn't a Short get views anymore?
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Poland   Replies 7
Poland
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how can i annoy my roommates without them knowing about it? i was thinking about spraying their food with a watered down sperm
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OH YEAH!
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give me the aircon remoto give it to mee give it to meee ヽ(`Д´ )ノ
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WHERE IS MAI FRICKEN' CAR :angry::angry::angry::angry:

Your fortune: We don't know what happens next

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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who am i?

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

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NOM NOM NOM.
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I just bought the latest GPU! What videogame should I play with it?
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While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Ape Escape
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:dance2: Heyuri party :dance2:
:onigiri::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::onigiri:
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>:3

Your fortune: Bad luck

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LOL IM RUNNIN'
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posting on an epic website!!! :biggrin:

:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:
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Could you cash our check?
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Montenegrin "laziest citizen" contest in Podgorica.
You win by staying in bed for the longest time. :foruda:
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YOU DAMN LOLicons! get a job
:angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry:!
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while j00 were wasting ur life on internets i finished robotnik's revenge on time attack mode

...with rank F (^_^;)
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Train, say your prayers, eat your vitamins. Be true to yourself, true to your country, be a real American! 🍔🇺🇸
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any1 play this?
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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is this show good?
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Here's desert! ^_^
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 .-.    _,  .-.  ,_    .-.
'-._'--' \_| |_/ '--'_.-'
'-._ \ | | / _.-'
`-.^| |^.-'
`\=/`

:iyahoo:
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[The IVU]   Replies 9
Hello and welcome, to another edition of the Imouto Vomit Update!
Not much has changed since last week. Osaka's holding up well; she's certainly adjusted to being submerged in barf 24/7.
When I opened the container, the stink hit me immediately. It smells a lot like wet oak now. I like it :happy:
Two updates ago, I said I'd make this a bi-weekly thing, but I'm teetering towards making it once a month. I think the barf will probably stay the same, so long as I keep the lid on tight. Unless I leave it uncovered in the mailbox on a hot day, the fluid and the figure will probably stay the same for a long time. Let me know what you guys think! I read all of your messages, and I've enjoyed the tributes and shoops :waha:
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WAEK UP   Replies 11
This girl is sleeping too much lately...
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I watched this video today about Deniable Encryption vs Normal Encryption and now I want to use Veracrypt instead of continuing to use LUKS. Has anyone here used Veracrypt for their drives before for anything?
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Did somone anounce the return of ProDefCH??
I made this flash to celebrate it, but it seems to have died again in the meantime, lol (;´Д`)
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Lets try this on our friends
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if megan was my robot daughter i'd change her name to vicki and have her wear a red dress with a white apron every day!
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SOUP!
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FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKNOFUKKENWAY!!111!!1
- yukari-sensei
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I'll give five (5) internets to whoever who's able to write the best dialogue that these two young lovers(?) could be having
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:nyaoo-closedeyes:
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giving the ol' xbox a bath ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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POSTING A HEYURI THREAD :biggrin:
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am i the only one that finds it crazy that after all these years, you still cant see your total k/d ratio in csgo?
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What are you gonna do with that crowbar? :sweat:
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HOLY SHIT ANON LOOK UP... someone wrote gullible on your ceiling
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Anyone played V Rising before? Vampires r cool and its on 50% sale on steam
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My cum sock reeks of wet dog hair after 2 weeks of usage. :dark:
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Musu is a BITCH for not giving waha teh bread :angry::angry::angry::angry:
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Ara ara~ little boy, are you lost?
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today my fried ricky told me u have to put ur balls into a girl to have a kid, other wise sex doesnt work😱😱

if thats true then how do i fit my balls in a girl so we can make have a baby? :kuz:? i saw my little sisters private part once and it looked too small is he (ricky lying? 😄😠☝ rick y said his dad was special forces once and i asked his dad and it turns out he was making it up so i dont believe him anymore 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️!
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idk why that thread was baleeted but I was just about to comment that I think squirrels are extremely hot animals. Look how they always do these sexy poses... :nosebleed:
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ITZ TIME 2 DO EXERCISES!

1.. 2.. 3...
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While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Sonic the Hedgehog 2
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if a nuclear holocaust was happening what would your last post on heyuri be? :huh:
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I'm planning to visit Japan this year for two weeks! It'll be my first time traveling alone (ill also bring my cosplays to wear outside for once) but I'm worried I might get bored by the 4th day... what do ?!?!
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ZOMG I'M PUTTIN SPAM ON UR HEYURI

(No reason given.) banhammer

(i fuked up, you are BANNED!! for spam) banhammer

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Hi !!
It's my first time being here!! I came from a different imageboard that I was "kicked off" because I was too different but I came across this one and liked it?! How's it and what's the average pph?!
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I'M AWAKE DURING HEYURI'S SLEEPY TIME WAHA!
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Bark for me, puppy.~
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Happy Canada Day!

For those interested, this station will be playing 1980s Canadian tunes for most of the day. For fellow Canucks, come enjoy some home grown music. For the rest, come discover what Canada had to offer the 1980s music scene back in the day.

See the queue: http://1980s.fm/modules.php?name=Queue_Played
Listen link (just copypaste into browser): http://hi5.1980s.fm/;/;.m3u
Or click one of the "Listen Live!" options on the left side of the site.
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i need kissy... 👄💋
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You ever have a problem with furries acting like complete chimps on games?
I was playing a game with my little brother a day ago and this chimp with a furry avatar starts acting like some old man in front of him, thinking my brother is young because his avatar is some gay super smash bros character.
This isn’t the first time I’ve seen furries on the game act like this, I could almost swear I’ve seen one do this incessantly.
Why do they always act like this? You ever have this issue?
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Someone sang 'If it ain't one thing, it's another'
I've been through hell last year trying to find a way to get rid of an extension called 'Pricechop', but just when my terrible extension days were over, out of the blue comes 'Unisaalaes'. It's name alone is frightening!
Well, since Pricechop trained me as to how to get rid of it, let's use our training to get rid of Unisaalaes.
So said, so done!
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i bet you think ur real smart... well, SOLVE THIS
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ok
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OMG, I asked a girl out to see a movie on sunday!!!111!??????? :glare::glare::glare:

This is the first time i do something like this. The exchange was sort of awkward. She accepted but i still feel like an idiot.

What am i supposed to do now? What am i supposed to do on Sunday? :dizzy:

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MY PET WATERMELON WAS KILLED :cry::cry::cry::cry:
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Has anyone here contributed to a zine before? It seems like a cool thing that many imageboards used to do
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oh noes he's trapped ;_;
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REI
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Geoduck   Replies 5
Has anyone here eaten a PENIS clam before? :kuz:
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I love the crunchy center of CPUs, so tasty. And the gooey outer coating, too. :drool:
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i come to heyuri dot net to masturbate :biggrin:
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i want to apologize for any pain and suffering i have caused any of you by posting on heyuri dot net :cry:

(USER WAS NOT FORGIVEN FOR MY PAIN AND SUFFERING) banhammer

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small tribute to teh IVU thread, i wouldve made this a reply 2 the original thread but its in autosage :sweat2:
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HDD CUM   Replies 6
I finished on hdd with cp
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All of you BBS hackers of Heyuri, where have you learnt your Perl? I want to learn Perl to make/modify CGI scripts. First I thought I'd go over the "camel book", but now it seems way too long and detailed for my purposes, and I've been thinking that perhaps some web resource would suit me better.
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You know what they say... love is blind.
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new pomni   Replies 20
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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE boot up your machine and seed coolier.net oeakakis 4 me!!!
i downloaded 691.7M already!!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Why is it that every White person or non Indian person for that matter that gets into Hinduism is extremely weird? i get that converting to a foreign religion is usually done by those who are on the outskirts of whatever society they are currently a member of but Hinduism consistently seems to attract the most insane people
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petscii   Replies 12
was fucking around with Petmate, an editor for making C64 PETSCII art
https://nurpax.github.io/petmate/
and I re-drew some pictures with it

give it a shot!

black background is the easiest since you can't change that color per-cell, but you have options
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Does this disqualify me from being a virgin?
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Music thread   Replies 10
ヽ(´ー`)ノPost your favorite music from video games or whatever.
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I woke up and my hand is sonic teh hedgehog (;´Д`)
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heyuri, how to can i speak english? :unsure:
i quite havent it figure out yet...
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Are there any Heyuri users from New York City? :happy:❔

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biu :astonish:
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ヽ(´∇` )ノ
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INFINITE OSAKA
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Crust.
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an apple for j00 (^_^)
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ǝɯᴉʇ ǝɹᴉʇuǝ ǝɥʇ uʍop ǝpᴉsdn uǝǝq ǝʌ,ᴉ ʇnq ʇᴉ ʇnoqɐ ʇɥƃnoɥʇ ʎllɐǝɹ ɹǝʌǝu ᴉ
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guys my cock is stuck :sweat:
what do i do? :sweat2:
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:nyaoo2:
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this is teh truth behind kigurumi
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I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
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Hey /b/. I'll cut right to the chase here; I witnessed my imoutou puking.
She'd been complaining of a fever all day, and that compelled me to stalk around, since I knew her vomiting would be inevitable. So I spent the day quietly observing in separate rooms, until I was sure she was ready to blow.
The catalyst was old, over the counter ibuprofen. Within seconds of taking it, she violently hurled all over the place. She quickly got a bag to barf into, and promptly chucked it into the garbage bin, after completely emptying herself out into the toilet.
That's where this thread comes in. :ph34r:
After dinner, I'm going to sneak outside, pretending to take out the trash from my room, and slyly scoop up the doubtlessly-fetid vomit (it's over 100 degrees out) into a bag.
Here are the dilemmas I face:
-We're out of ziplocs, so I'm going to have to dig one out of the dumpster.
-Ziplocs are clear, so I'll need to dig for an old takeout bag in the dumpster to put the ziploc filled with vomit inside it, so I can carry the precious goods back in without being caught.
-This requires me to climb into the dumpster, which is conveniently placed in front of a security camera my father keeps on at all times, as is the trash bin.
This is a risky mission, gentlemen. I may not come back a free man. But, if you keep this thread up on page 1, and I evade capture, tonight you will see glorious chunks from a skinny, dark sleek-haired, b-cupper imouto. If I had to give a visual aid, she's essentially Ayumu Kasuga in the flesh; both in looks and personality.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sgQOBJrPnI

When it all ended, I met a familiar person on the fields at night.

She kicked me, of course.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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azunyaa~n :happy:
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Oh, to wake up to such a sight... ( ´,_ゝ`)
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which girl scout do you liek?
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Mai waifu :biggrin:
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Anyone have the link to the free fishtank stream? It was on here a few months ago. Sam Hyde has been making the media rounds lately so I want to watch it
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why do they like to mutilate humans and cattle?
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I'm a NEET so I could really use the money. Also I think it would be a fun bit of mischief to shit up teh internets with garbage. I have a neighbor who actually watches tiktok on a daily basis and uh... well bless his heart. :dark: But what I'm saying is that the majority of people on platforms like that are retarded and don't care, and I'd only be shitting up the parts of the internet that are already cancer anyway... so it's not a big deal right? :unsure:

The only question I have is, how profitable is this really? If I actually have to spend 8 hours a day grinding out this bullshit for what amounts to minimum wage, then fuck that. But if I can just spend two hours a day doing it, then alright. :smile: Has anyone tried it?

Random image of a loli to get your attention. See? I'm already learning to exploit human emotions to generate engagement. :biggrin:

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can you forgive iruyeh for breaking the rules? if you do she might become good
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Anyone else on here like this show? If so, who’s your fav character? I like Tord (´ー`)
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time 4 workout! do as me!

UN~ Nyaa~~ Un~~ NYAAA~~~ UNNNN NYAAA~~~
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Hay i baked u some bread ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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I love unemploymemt so much, it's my favorite hobby and makes sure i focus on the important things in life
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hai everybody! I'd like to formally invite heyuri to https://nikki.top nikki is a diary service based upon old japanese nikki scripts. We already have a couple heyuriens at nikki, and I'm looking for new members! :tongue:
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   ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
  ( ´∀`) < I'm in j00r reasearch papers
  (    )   \____ 
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:onigiri::waha::onigiri:
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Oh noes guise. My hampter fell asleep. Please help me wake him up!
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Has anyone seen a kigurumi in person? What was it like? Do you like it more than cosplays?
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Im a president lol,
Gsfgfjsdihgyxkh;

yours truly, mr reagan
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hey oji-san. hot today, isn't it?
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Heug foreheads are teh moe~ :biggrin:
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pretty flowre :happy:
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check this out
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BLUUUUEUUGH
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Hay lets play hang man ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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Look, the latest arival of the Heyuri News magazine was just published! :waha:
I saw a cover of the Newtype USA magazine, which made me remember that one time somone on /chat/ wanted to make a heyuri magazine... So I ended up making this crappy pseudo-magazine cover :nyaoo2:
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Everyone should burn media that you want future generations to have onto an archival M-disc.
Data in SSDs, HDDs, and dvds only last 10-20 years, but on an M-disc they will last at least 100 years.
In the event of a near extinction event, civilisational collapse, or simply the wiping of all servers by a solar flare, having stored data on an archival disc will mean post-apocalyptic generations can enjoy the media we take for granted today.
The more archival discs there are the easier it will be for the future generations to find them.
What kind of data should we put on these discs? Each disc can store 20gb. If you have any images you want me to put on one, post it below.
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i made this page ヽ(´ー`)ノ

https://yuisuki.net/dailywaha/
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*nom*
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SNOW! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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LOL TAKE THAT U DUMB BITCH :biggrin:
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kusai 😲
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mint fell over ;_;
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This is the coolest shit ever. I'm surprised it isn't talked about more.
I watched it last night a 2 A.M. It was mind-blowing
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What's your favorite way to eat an egg?:kuz:
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Do you like Plants vs Zombies?
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i wish anime girls were real :closed-eyes2:
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Gnomes r real...
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:longcat:
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im going to seoul next week on a 747. possibly one of the last times a passenger 747 will be in service since many are being retired. im almost certain that if/when the 777x line comes out the passenger 747s will face a boring life of carrying cheap chinese.indian crap to and from anchorage
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сап хейурьянс :cool:

Что купить из еды на месяц с 10к рублев?

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Anyone here have a Switch 2? :unsure:
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i bouhgt teh heyuri cd! :biggrin:
happy birthday to me :mona2:
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So I heard that Kaguya leaks snot
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:xd:
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quick post something funny I am bored
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Computer! engage teh kodomo_doushi breeding procedure :cool:
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Glad Midsommar!
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kami-sama plz give me a good fortune (゚血゚#)(゚血゚#)(゚血゚#)

Your fortune: You just lost the game

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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^_^   Replies 3
^_^ ^_^ ^_^
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what is the use case for this image
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I miss being gay. :cry:
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キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1one
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1. press escape key
2. post wat happens
3. ???
4. PROFIT!!1
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It's that part of the year

Too hot
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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make-up really DOES transform a face! :sweat:
We know that you prefere the left face, shut tup!! It dosen't make u special!!!!

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