Japanese bird cooking spaghetti

Kitteh is spying on ur bawls.


Your fortune: Good luck

someone left teh doll in teh car

i cannto supiiku engurishu! (;´Д`)

where do you download software to make swf files? i saw a bunch of links to the internet archive, but all of them have been taken down

Your fortune: Good luck

steap 1. Geat moar server.
steap 2. usars make moar OC
steap 3. Moar OC= MOAR THREADS.
steap 4. MOAR THREADS= MOAR USARS
steap 5. MOAR USARS= money GET!
steap 6. Moar money= get more serves.
steap 7. [s8]REPEAT![/s8]

ill go first

so i pretty much like beers a lot & i like to have alot everyday most days, which is awesome caus they are like a lunch you can drink.. i like cheese, a little bread, green peas, bananas, fruit, butter , oatmeal, & congee but i havent had congee alot recently but i like it

fun fact: 2 seperate times in my life an ant appeared in my undies & bit me onna ,puccy

kaythxby my cute little piggies

today i woke up with the strongest sadness of the year, please cheer me up

Every year thousands of bjd dolls are destroyed because of corporate greed. We have to do something about it!

they look like bugs

I hope Santa brings me teh presents I want

but his pussy is so small and cute, pink, & very elegant aswell

It's been almost 30 years since the Story of Eastern Wonderland came out. Marisa is an adult woman now

take this! chibi-human

what does this mean? was stalin anorexic?

should i fap or go to bed?

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i'm addicted to pretzels...

Your fortune: LOLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

how did it get there!?

spam Spem!

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yuri!

i'm so cold

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kuso internetz

i ahve acquired a bit of alchohol of sum description it taste liek shito but is a interesting aste. i think i am feelig it ヽ(´∇`)ノ what shoudl i do?

Turns out it has been 10 years since the last Castlevania release and 15-16 since anything that could be considered mainline

2008 - Castlevania: Order of Eclessia

2009 - Castlevania: The Adventure ReBirth

2014 - Castlevania: Lords of Shadows 2

And yet, Castlevania doesn't have an air of being in a ditch unlike other legacy series. Hell, Metal Gear feels more forgotten about despite MGS 5 releasing on 2015. Maybe it was because of the netflix show or due to how the older titles are remembered or because how omnipresent the term metroidvania is.

BABY SEX

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it's teh first of December, ho~ ho~ ho~ If you were naughty this year miu will visit you instead of santa

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Do you guys remember pooshlmer?

This saturday, we will witness the tennessee volunteers be demolished by the Vanderbilt Commodores!!!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=AFx_9iLgiFs

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behold teh neko gun

beautiful images thread

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if you can guess this panchira without using reverse searching u win teh internet

my new OS’s logo. what do you think?

Tenshi eating her corndog

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Thanks to recent advances in our super mega powerful Exo-suit 9001 Mark 2 technology we, Heyuri, will finally reign supreme and defeat iruyeH once and for all! GLORY TO HEYURII!!!

How long have you been using Heyuri?

something is wrong with this imaeg... but i can't quite put mai finger on it

nyorO~SAKA

FUCK TEH FRIDGE!!

ଲ(=^･ω･^=)ଲ

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wriggly little fingers

Alright soldiers!
At dawn we launch a surprise assault into the heyurian citadel and capture their king, kaguya. HQ has already hacked into their mainframe and discovered their positions.
Semper Fi! Ura!

what does teh delete buttan do?

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POWAAR!

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Your fortune: Godly luck

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give kagami a kiss

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kaguya, honestly I have to say that you are very stupid. Not only are you asking for 20,000$, all of a sudden, to pay for a year of Heyuri and a few extra servers(which you don't need and don't deserve!)
I personally hope Heyuri dies, and a proper site like 9channel or StrawberryHeaven is once again reborn. This piece of crap you call a site, has nothing to do with an imageboard anymore. It is the craphole of the internet, with the worst anons ever pushed out of your asshole. You've done nothing for Heyuri fans but let the 12 year old nooooooobs to overrun the place.

I like to think of heyuri as a giant room, filled with thousands and thousands of bottom feeding rats shitting and pissing all over themselves, until finally, being caught in the giant mousetrap that is ANON WAHA. You may live for a little while, but you're going to be pissing and shitting all over yourself, and then you'll get banned, and you'll cry, and then wonder why you gave 10$ to someone who hasn't even left these TEENS yet.


-Sincerely, Anonymous

All LOLI lovers must die

Thanksgiving is tomorrow. Will you be having a delicious feast? Will you go out of your way for some insane plans to celebrate this holiday?

cat cat cat cat cat

condoms are very nutritious

TIGER SEX

she's facing away, distracted by cakey, now's your chance

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i wanna get blackmailed liek this ヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノ

What kind of haircut does heyuri have? You can mention your beard too, I know at least some of you have UNIX beards

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Your fortune: LOLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

loli-scat-anon, does this video make you hard?
https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=_lCqBdCPY5k

PUT TEH CORNET DOWN (;ﾟДﾟ)

hy evry1! i am new here9(\>~<)/. i watn to now if you liek maie animations? \\\(^^*)??? i aslo liek the kaomoij here!d)(^.^)7

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STOP HOGGING IT YOU BASTARDS.

Your fortune: Bad luck

Hello dear Heyuri,

I am about LSD.
I think I now have sufficient understanding how it works.
I am aware that lab things cost a lot, but could pay for them.
I am aware I can easily die of LSD overdose while producing.
I am aware that purification is pain.
I know that storing it is pain.

I have legal permission for research on LSD but neither do I have sufficient lab equipment nor funding from outside and nobody wants a random grad cooking LSD in their labs.
Besides it will be a fun project.

To begin I need the ergot fungus and let it fully develop.
Does anyone know how common it really is in crops?
There seems to be no antidote for it for farmers other than prevention.
I will go around in may to find it in crops in the spring and early summer.
Will it take me long to find it?
And developing them into proper spores will take time too.

I would post each step as I synthesise on Heyuri.
Don't expect it too soon though, fungi spores and blossoms decide when I get everything that I need.

Best regards,
~Heyuri chemist

look at my new inu

While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Shantae

Is Heyuri cyclicalist/ouroboroist? Like, our rule 8 and old statements by admins implies we deny both contrarianism/trends and "being culturally stuck to one reality", right? Because culture thrives from cannibalism not from weird "copyrights" and "novelty-ism" or "samething-ism", right?

a tart sour lemon

ganbarre, hinaichigo!

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Pettan!

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Happy new years! Did you hear that? It's new years! Do any dRAWRings this yearr? *^^)))/

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I'VE GOT ROAD RAGE

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ho~ ho~ ho~

don't go running off in to teh forest alone! because you might run into teh CLAMP-man his disproportionately sized skinny legs makes him faster than a cheetah so good luck outrunning him (;ﾟ∀ﾟ) don't even get me started on what happens when he catches you...

in my secret lab i have discovered teh neko-bacteria. it's incredibly contagious and is infecting 2D girls at a terrifyingly high rate! (;ﾟДﾟ)

The battles in the original Hellsing anime were kind of shitty. All of them involved 90% standing around and chit-chatting about whatever else was going on in the plot. The worst one was definetely the Seras Victoria vs the werewolf that was introduced as a big deal but simply got jobbed out right away

By the last episode i was jumping at the bit to finally witness what Alucard could do at full power but all of that was over with a slam from the sky and a cliché Go-past-each-other-at-the-same-time-but-only-one-survives attack

I just had a dream about some Lucky Star special, where first the female characters would talk to each other on some field.
Then, one by one, they'd say one line and walk towards the camera and show their VAGINA, then walk off camera. Including the deer...
All while Sensei no Ojikan's opening played... Quite cathartic, i hope someone recreates that

Has anybody else here read Neil Gayman's Sandman?

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azunya~n NTR ヽ(´∇`)ノ

mmmm cicada

always take your neko on teh bus with you, it keeps teh ojisans entertained

would you liek sum ronald cakey?

Does anyone know wtf happened with 4-ch.net?

she should be careful when climbing up teh telephone pole, or else we'll be getting fried schoolgirl for lunch ( ´ω`)

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this is what was really under ika's hat

have you heard of html9? it has new html tags like <VAGINA> and <PENIS>

usage:
<PENIS size="huge">content</PENIS>
and
<VAGINA size="loli">content</VAGINA>
but can also be used like
<VAGINA>
<PENIS> inside VAGINA </PENIS>
</VAGINA>

Szlachta baluje
Plebs pracuje!

Ja nie pracuję,
Mam kolokwium za 2 godziny
ale przynajmniej nie pracę

Walk in this nicely furnished house for sale, and don't forget to check out the back entrance!

did mao really have lin biao killed or was it actually a plane crash?

learning japanese with anki
it's pretty cool how i can deduce the meaning of some words thanks to some kanji, for example i understand that picrel generally means "the next" or "the thing after this" so i was able to understand that this coupled with the kanji for year means "next year", although it is also used in the word "come" which i can't immediately associate with that

the hardest thing is remembering how to say some words, i would repeat a word over and over in my head to memorize it, pass onto the next word, then get the same word again but i'd draw a total blank (all this in less than 30 seconds), this makes me feel like i have some mental issues (ρ_;)

going back to deducing words i understand that 日 generally means "day" as in day of the calendar so when i saw that 日曜日 means sunday i feel like in japan sunday is an important day somehow because it's basically "day + day of the week" and to me it feels like it means "the day among days", what do you think of my deductive powers ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

comput0r doll

does this imageboard have a catalog function i im confused and cannot find it(ﾟー｀)

do heyurizens love teh chiptunes?
https://up.heyuri.net/msrc/m176.mp3

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Your fortune: Good luck

ball-jointed doll!

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It's gonna be christmas in a month. Have you started preparing yet?

LOL HEYURI! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

pero pero

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I prefer teh TV one

herez sum water mellon, mai nigga

what are you hoping to get for kurisumasu from santa-san? i asked santa for a few ichigo mashimaro figures and socks

During Sun's exile in Japan, he had relationships with two Japanese women: the 15-year-old Haru Asada, whom he took as a concubine up to her death in 1902, and another 15-year-old schoolgirl, Kaoru Otsuki, whom Sun married in 1905 and abandoned the next year while she was pregnant.[152] Otsuki later had their daughter, Fumiko, adopted by the Miyagawa family in Yokohama, who did not discover her parentage until 1951,[152] 26 years after Sun's death.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_Yat-sen

wtf does that mean

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WTF, TSUKASA WAT DID YOU DO TO TEH SCHOOL BUILDING

she bought teh how 2 heyuri training tape

You ever think of murdering someone?

When I open /b/ and the first thread has child porn

¥400000000000000000000 per kiss (non-negotiable)!

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If this was built today, I can pretty much guarantee it would be illegal according to building codes in the west which I think is ironic since it stood the test of time while modern buildings deteriorate to be unrecognizable in 50 years

lets check our fortunes ヽ(´∇`)ノ

These things give lolis too much power and i hate that.

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I uploaded horny doll here
https://up.heyuri.net/images.php?page=1
Go take a look.

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The OG Loli. I've seen many of her films. Have you?

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beautiful~!

moar beeeemu

Guise, please help me
I'm trying to beat the final mission of the allied campaign, but it's just too damn hard for me! I keep getting stuck in an endless stalemate whenever I try building up my forces, and then I end up divebombing the nuke and getting wiped instead..

I went to a museum today and there was a photo of a loli spreading her legs.

here's some appetizers

goimg to shibuya

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hello

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THERES A DOLL JUMPING ON TEH BED

which one would you pull out of teh ground?

２x４＝６

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ZOMG ITS A TOE

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why does yt keep reccing deez videos to me?????
i ened to stop clicking links from heyurni..

suck my arm

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these are some weird azumangas...

Most of them have never spent time with a nude little girl, or even seen one in pictures, and it shows. They could at least research the tanner stages.

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this is a historic castle in switzerland. history and culture are the only things which make us human. climate change was invented by modernist painters.

nice workout.

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.nɒɔ υoγ ƨɒ tƨɒʇ ƨɒ ʞɔɒd ʞlɒw nɒɔ I .nɒɔ υoγ tƨɒʇ ƨɒ ʞɔɒd ʞlɒw nɒɔ I .nɒm ƨbɿɒwʞɔɒd ɘʜt m'I ,nɒm ƨbɿɒwʞɔɒd ɘʜt m'I .nɒɔ υoγ tƨɒʇ ƨɒ ʞɔɒd ʞlɒw nɒɔ I .nɒɔ υoγ ƨɒ tƨɒʇ ƨɒ ʞɔɒd ʞlɒw nɒɔ I .nɒm ƨbɿɒwʞɔɒd ɘʜt m'I ,nɒm ƨbɿɒwʞɔɒd ɘʜt m'I

who needs tables when you have women? ヽ(´∇`)ノ

i'm being watched from teh ceiling!ヽ(´∇`)ノ

one is not teh same.

it's a spider! what should we do!?
let it outside?
squish it?
or rape it?

2D girls look 10000x cuter when they are drunk

haruhi is erotic

hello kintama-san, nice to meat you

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Christmas came early

courier is late with my bass guitar while i wait, does heyuri play any instruments?

Do you know about Takahiro Karasawa/Koushinism? If so, post some pictures of living deity