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/b/, hear me out.
I’ve discovered the truth about sandwiches.
Every sub, hoagie, hero, panini… controlled by Big Lettuce.
You think you’re choosing your toppings freely? Wrong. They’re monitoring your mayonnaise intake.
I’ve traced secret mayo supply routes through three states.
Next step: infiltrate the hoagie factories.
We either rise as free eaters… or perish under the mustard overlords.
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No.170085 [Report] +
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You're on the precipice of a huge conspiracy. :dark:
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No.170088 [Report] +
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you're right... it all makes sense now... :astonish:
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Put peanut butter and cum in all your sandwiches to deactivate the neurotoxins that were airdropped by chemtrails into the wheat before it even became bread. Click the link in the description and use promo code CUMMIES to buy some of my cum for 10% off if you can't make enough of your own because the neurotoxins already shrank your testes!
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I am 7 steps ahead of you, OP. All the sandwiches I buy are veggieless and sauceless meat and cheese subs. Big Ketchup WON'T win this time! :cool:
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