I just woke up from a 20 year coma, I'm so excited to use a future toilet that doesn't splash water all over your butt when you go take a shit! It has been invented by now right?Marked for deletion (Old)
>It has been invented by now right?there are some things science will nevar be able to solve
toilets in Germany have solved this click for moar pics --> https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&q=german+toilet&iax=images&ia=images
>>130872i didn't know there were other toilet designs
>>130872I don't think I want my shit to fall onto a solid platform like that though.
it stinks more when not immediately covered with water, so it's better to have a water splash in UrANUS
...You guys know that you can just put a couple squares of toilet paper in the middle of the bowl and it will catch the poop and soften the blow, therefore not causing a splashback from the water, right?
>>131059It doesn't always work though
>>131065Then you're not doing it right
Why couldn't the toilet spray water downwards to create some kind of whirlpool, like an upside-down bidet? Wouldn't that prevent the splash or at least stop it from splashing straight up?