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Walk in this nicely furnished house for sale, and don't forget to check out the back entrance!

did mao really have lin biao killed or was it actually a plane crash?

learning japanese with anki
it's pretty cool how i can deduce the meaning of some words thanks to some kanji, for example i understand that picrel generally means "the next" or "the thing after this" so i was able to understand that this coupled with the kanji for year means "next year", although it is also used in the word "come" which i can't immediately associate with that

the hardest thing is remembering how to say some words, i would repeat a word over and over in my head to memorize it, pass onto the next word, then get the same word again but i'd draw a total blank (all this in less than 30 seconds), this makes me feel like i have some mental issues (ρ_;)

going back to deducing words i understand that 日 generally means "day" as in day of the calendar so when i saw that 日曜日 means sunday i feel like in japan sunday is an important day somehow because it's basically "day + day of the week" and to me it feels like it means "the day among days", what do you think of my deductive powers ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

comput0r doll

does this imageboard have a catalog function i im confused and cannot find it(ﾟー｀)

do heyurizens love teh chiptunes?
https://up.heyuri.net/msrc/m176.mp3

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Your fortune: Good luck

ball-jointed doll!

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It's gonna be christmas in a month. Have you started preparing yet?

LOL HEYURI! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

pero pero

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I prefer teh TV one

herez sum water mellon, mai nigga

what are you hoping to get for kurisumasu from santa-san? i asked santa for a few ichigo mashimaro figures and socks

During Sun's exile in Japan, he had relationships with two Japanese women: the 15-year-old Haru Asada, whom he took as a concubine up to her death in 1902, and another 15-year-old schoolgirl, Kaoru Otsuki, whom Sun married in 1905 and abandoned the next year while she was pregnant.[152] Otsuki later had their daughter, Fumiko, adopted by the Miyagawa family in Yokohama, who did not discover her parentage until 1951,[152] 26 years after Sun's death.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_Yat-sen

wtf does that mean

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WTF, TSUKASA WAT DID YOU DO TO TEH SCHOOL BUILDING

she bought teh how 2 heyuri training tape

You ever think of murdering someone?

When I open /b/ and the first thread has child porn

¥400000000000000000000 per kiss (non-negotiable)!

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If this was built today, I can pretty much guarantee it would be illegal according to building codes in the west which I think is ironic since it stood the test of time while modern buildings deteriorate to be unrecognizable in 50 years

lets check our fortunes ヽ(´∇`)ノ

These things give lolis too much power and i hate that.

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I uploaded horny doll here
https://up.heyuri.net/images.php?page=1
Go take a look.

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The OG Loli. I've seen many of her films. Have you?

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beautiful~!

moar beeeemu

Guise, please help me
I'm trying to beat the final mission of the allied campaign, but it's just too damn hard for me! I keep getting stuck in an endless stalemate whenever I try building up my forces, and then I end up divebombing the nuke and getting wiped instead..

I went to a museum today and there was a photo of a loli spreading her legs.

here's some appetizers

goimg to shibuya

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hello

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THERES A DOLL JUMPING ON TEH BED

which one would you pull out of teh ground?

２x４＝６

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ZOMG ITS A TOE

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why does yt keep reccing deez videos to me?????
i ened to stop clicking links from heyurni..

suck my arm

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these are some weird azumangas...

Most of them have never spent time with a nude little girl, or even seen one in pictures, and it shows. They could at least research the tanner stages.

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this is a historic castle in switzerland. history and culture are the only things which make us human. climate change was invented by modernist painters.

nice workout.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

.nɒɔ υoγ ƨɒ tƨɒʇ ƨɒ ʞɔɒd ʞlɒw nɒɔ I .nɒɔ υoγ tƨɒʇ ƨɒ ʞɔɒd ʞlɒw nɒɔ I .nɒm ƨbɿɒwʞɔɒd ɘʜt m'I ,nɒm ƨbɿɒwʞɔɒd ɘʜt m'I .nɒɔ υoγ tƨɒʇ ƨɒ ʞɔɒd ʞlɒw nɒɔ I .nɒɔ υoγ ƨɒ tƨɒʇ ƨɒ ʞɔɒd ʞlɒw nɒɔ I .nɒm ƨbɿɒwʞɔɒd ɘʜt m'I ,nɒm ƨbɿɒwʞɔɒd ɘʜt m'I

who needs tables when you have women? ヽ(´∇`)ノ

i'm being watched from teh ceiling!ヽ(´∇`)ノ

one is not teh same.

it's a spider! what should we do!?
let it outside?
squish it?
or rape it?

2D girls look 10000x cuter when they are drunk

haruhi is erotic

hello kintama-san, nice to meat you

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Christmas came early

courier is late with my bass guitar while i wait, does heyuri play any instruments?

Do you know about Takahiro Karasawa/Koushinism? If so, post some pictures of living deity

butts ヽ(´∇`)ノ

moーーーーchi

Post some low view count (below 500 view) videos. Use specific search terms and the filters youtube provides to find some never-before-scene tubes.
Or be lazy like me and type today's date into the search bar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLUBnDSS3uo
happy hunting

fellow heyurizens, what band or musical artist immediately causes you to ascend when you hear their music? For me it's Rage Against The Machine. Their music makes me wanna break things

I never realized it, but Nancy Spungen was kind of a chubster...

It's weird though, I thought heroin and crap was supposed to make you really skinny?

take a look at these!!!

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FIRE TEH POCHY MISSILE ARRAY!!

wrong way (;´Д`)

Want some? More are on the way

have you heard of teh junk cat breed?

GIMMIE

Your fortune: You just lost the game

panda LOL

What gaem are you playing?

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i've got teh coolest IP evar

at first I was like

This is a travesty.

you won teh internet a free mikuru!

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I felt today like cleaning and fixing of stuff related to data.

food made by a naked apron meido tastes 9001% better than regular food!

would you like to drink some komugi alcohol?

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nnnnyyooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

So I guess 711ch is dead.. again.
In the few years it existed, it never really got off the ground. There were no raids, besides raids done on the site itself, in a twist of irony.
I think heyuri is probably too nice-spirited to have raid threads (and too slow), but I wish there was a cool raiding spot on the internets. Flooding Japanese menhera streams with engrish comments, and micspamming IP cams used to be so funny.

zzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz...

draw gema, gema

i will invent a machine to turn all of you into cute fairies! Name a worse fate

Guyzz!!!!
I finally upgraded my OS and got a new pc!! (・∀・)

AAAAAAAAAHHHN~

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a detachable head

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Im going to water you

Scary ..

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While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Castlevania: The Adventure

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Here its beginning to snow! Does heyuri like snow? If so post some snowmen you all did! Or snow angels, thats all!

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand: "Hey! Pam pam pam. Got any grapes?"

I found a (dead) shota BBS on Wayback Machine, thought I'd share. Interestingly, they switched to a forum around 2014. ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

https://web.archive.org/web/20120407173857/http://shotachan.net/imageboard/

I would post this on /l/, but most of it is stuff I've already seen or is just crappy thumbnails, so not really suitable for an image dump.

evar eaten a party pie?

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So, it's International Men's Day. Post your favourite men.

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pez!

sexual abuse using viruses

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The older the picture, the more Asian they look. Sadly, most today look like fat Mexicans. The cutest ones are up in Alaska and Canada because they still look very Asiatic.

i found more imaegs of teh cutest characters evar

*UNF* *UNF* *UNF* *OAH-HOH* *OAH-HOH* *UNF* *UNF* *OAH-HOH* *OAH-HOH*

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Nutted but she still suckin'

you must drink this tea!

oh noes! my favorite show detective kun-kun has started, but the TV isn't even on! Quick, I have to grab teh remote

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kami-sama gave me x-ray vision

herez sum cat pics

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what an erotic apple

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN WEST PHILADELPHIA...

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ENORMOUS COCK!

nueds?

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yotsuba-san is taking koiwai for a haircut

May love and truth speak through me, even in my wretched state!

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GET ON TEH GROUND!!!

I used to sleep with a giant sized teddy bear because i liked how, when I rested my head under her chin, it felt like i was laying on a flat girl’s chest. Up until a year ago. Now I’m using a regular bodypillow (´・ω・｀)

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he's about to get DEER RAEP'D

If you think about it, people could start dressing like this again quite easily. People nowadays love to dress 'practically' when many have lay-about desk jobs that don't actually require them to wear particularly utilitarian clothing.

good mowning!!

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kewl, a visitor in teh middle of teh night

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Let's expand the list!
✿ Doing the tea ceremony with Lipton
✿ Using a shoelace as a string in shamisen
✿ Reading manyoushuu from left to right
✿ Going through the middle of torii
✿ Sleeping with head facing north
✿ Not getting rid of almost century-old things
✿ Killing spiders during daytime
✿ Not killing spiders during nighttime
✿ Drawing ghosts with legs
✿ Following sparks during night travel
✿ Using ink to make soy sauce darker
✿ Tossing 10 yen coins
✿ Spitting water back to the tank after temizu, or drinking it
✿ Always making い and り look too similar in handwriting
✿ Drawing ghosts with fire, but failing to signal them to go back with another fire
✿ Hanging paper ghost not right side up, nor upside down but horizontally
✿ Thinking that Buddha is not among the oldest and most powerful kamis
✿ Not blaming your bad health on a curse cast by a clairvoyant pipe fox servant of the person that doesn't like you

What are other wrong or hilarious-sounding things?

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would you buy a living eraser? it costs around $9001 though (;´Д`)

it gained a mind of its own! (;ﾟ∀ﾟ)

zOMG i found a treasure map! i wonder what teh treasure is...

Can you recommend weird and disturbing psychological manga and anime?

Dear Heyuri,

I love Nobue. She has boobs and is a lolicon like me. We could talk Ana and Matsuri into many weird things.

Chika is too smart, and Miu too dumb.

Best regards,
Itsemurha

BUY ME MSX COMPUTAR! ヽ(`Д´)ノ

who did this to my bike?

why are planes always crashing!? ヽ(`Д´)ノ

WHO TF HACKED MY SEGA GENESIS?! (＃`Д´)

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i am a double sided shijimi clam nyo

can you find haruhi in teh crowd?

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Would you a doll?

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Your fortune: You have aids

what is your favorite visual novel? No ingenuine answers allowed

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having 3 arms can be useful for certain tasks

While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Pokemon: Red Version

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step 1 of my evil plan is completed, now for step 2 i shall tell you people that i have completed step 1...
step 3 is when things get fun, i hope you're ready for a lifetime of regret

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she was puchiko all along... (;´Д`)

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