i will invent a machine to turn all of you into cute fairies! Name a worse fate Marked for deletion (Old)
literally every fate is a worse fate because that's the best fate
>>123949I'm gonna smack that fake mustache right off your stupid face.
why so violent?
>I'm gonna smack that fake mustache right off your stupid face.alright, you're becoming a fairy first... START TEH MACHINE!!
>>123949before you do that, what kind of fairies are we going to be? are we going to be the little folk with or without wings, or are we going to be the tall fairies?
>before you do that, what kind of fairies are we going to be?these kind of fairies
If I was a cute fairy I could sneak into all the women's restrooms I want!
>>124031Why are you afraid you don't have to be a fairy. Your fortune: You just lost the game