suck my banana!

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*knock knock*
h-hai! can i please spend the night inside, it is very cold tonight!
i can tell (smell) you have healthy arteries, it would be shame if a man this healthy didn't let little rumia in...
i am hungry too, but i won't bother you and i will manage my hunger myself if you let me in
please please! let little rumia in the house! the house will be silent throughout the night up until morning, i promise

Hey /b/, did you take your meds today?

is that a sigmund freud reference?

Any good songs to recommend?

doll soup

HUNGRY? (・∀・)

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Being in colonial America would be cool

GTA3 turns 23 today

I wish something like this would happen to me

p-p-p-p-panchiraaa!

It's October, so let's have a spooky thread! Have heyurizens ever encountered the paranormal? Stories of ghosts, demons, UFOs, cryptids or anything of that sort are of course welcome, but also feel free to share tales of phenomena that might be explicable, but simply strange or rare.

I myself have encountered a couple of strange phenomena, though they have naturalistic explanations. The first was that one night I fell asleep with my lamp on. I awoke in the middle of the night to see a shadow person next to my bed. It appeared as the silhouette of a woman with dishevelled hair. I acknowledged her and though her appearance was creepy, I didn't feel any fear whatsoever. I seemed to be in a trance state and I didn't feel there was anything abnormal about her presence. I simply turned off the light and went back to sleep. This was likely just a hypnopompic hallucination, although I guess you could say it was a ghost.

The second was that once during a major thunderstorm I encountered ball lightning. Rain was pouring heavily and lightning had just struck near my apartment building, being so loud that it shook my windows. Then, I began to hear a faint ringing sound located above and behind where I was seated before I heard a loud pop accompanied by a flash of white light from within my apartment. Ball lightning was once considered paranormal but has since been confirmed to exist as a natural, though rare and unexplained phenomenon.

What are they excited about?
(If you answer "My PENIS", you lose.)

STOP MAEKING FACES AT ME Are you looking for a fight!?

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this bitch drank it all ヽ(`Д´)ノ

an oppai sandwhich looks delicious

this is how 2 fix computar

here is mai house

She shall be burnt at a stake

Unidentified Flying Panties

you're gonna get hit by a doll meteor shower

BOW TO J00R DOLL, NOW!

shit, the world b0rked (;ﾟДﾟ)

HOP ON! We're going to TEH MOON

they haev arrived

This is art.

the plane wheels must haev a great sensation

Post the first four words that pop into head.

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is this what you meant by "manko juice"?

it fits!?

Kitty is concerned about the contents of your hard drives. (;´Д`)

Remember to make regular backups! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

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NOTHIN' AT ALL!

heh

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I'm gonna take this pumpkin, and im gonna fuck it

does boredom exist the same way as it did before?

SHAKE SHAKE!

you are lucky today ( ´ω`)

screw october and halloween, it should be christmas already! Santa already knows what i asked for

SEND IN TEH ATTACK!!

Slut detected.

Your fortune: Average luck

it's the place to sleep (plz no sleep raep)

there was this one loli i saw outside many years ago. and ever since then i have had over 9000 ero dreams involving her. There's something about that loli... maybe she's a witch in a loli body with bonar-giving powars

You remember the Nintendo CD, right?

One BOKU fruit blend is okay, but seven!?

If they had been the rulers during World War II, how would Europe look now or after the defeat of the Axis?

How would you make a game starring Heyuri-Tan?

While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Shining Force

Japanese Prime Minister Aso Tarou has allegedly been witnessed reading the manga "Rozen Maiden" in Tokyo International Airport

Hey hey hey, I'm Detective Cuttlefish. This board here seems to be conducting some serious crimes. Give me one good reason why I shouldn't shut this place down for good!

GET OFFA MAH MONEY, BITCH.

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what did you put in the coffee?

Why doesn't this ever happen to me?

shit i dropped internets, did it break? can you hear me? is it still working?

Oppai-vision

This post is meant for the russians and polyglots or language enthusiasts of heyuri. I've woken up today and decided that I want to live in Russia. The obvious problem being, I don't know any russian. So then, can you help me with some books or video series?

Which is better and why?? Do you yearn for your care-free days or do you enjoy today's world as it is? I do not know. Is it THAT much better to live in ignorance of the cruelty of our world of physical sensation, to live as a perpetual child, rather than recognize our wicked nature and reject it? ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌

behold! the puppet master reveals herself!

You walk into the clubroom and see this. What do you do?

TIME TO FUCK THIS PLACE UP!

Why do slasher horror villains always kill the black guy first and leave the blue-eyed blonde girls at the very end?

how could anyone be afraid of aliens? What's the worst they could do? anally probe me?

Haruka!

R.I.P. Kagu~nya

zomg a witch

2spooky

school girls should never wear skirts, its covering the best parts!

I dont like black people

STOP CENSORSHIP NAO
NO MORE MOSAIC

teh golden egg

Baroque child sex!

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HE'S VOMITING A

Today i'm going to attempt a 100KG (220 lbs) deadlift
Wish me luck

Why are you sucking the gun liek that?

help me animate the girl

It was a pretty cool game. Though a lot of the time it felt less like a case of having to really learn the boss/enemy patterns and more a case of just grinding up enough. As such, I didn't find it a particularly hard game for that most part (minus learning to deal with those Blue Venus Weeds...). I suppose I could have used a bit more challenge, but it was still fun and appropriate for the season. Thanks to the poster here who chose it for me last time.

Though I've touched just about all the classic games in the series, the only other one that I played to the end was Super Castlevania IV. It was also pretty neat, though a part of me thinks that Castlevania III on the Famicom is actually the best out of the ones in the series that I have played. It was so damn hard that I never finished it though. What is your favorite Castlevania game? (Also I hate calling this series "Castlevania." It's DEVIL'S CASTLE DRACULA in Japanese which sounds much cooler. Fuck soccer moms and localization )

Also first reply chooses my next game:
Super Mario Bros. (1985)
Chrono Trigger (1995)
Final Fantasy VII (1997)
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (1998)
Metal Gear Solid (1998)
Silent Hill (1999)
Half-Life 2 (2004)
Shadow of the Colossus (2005)
Fallout 3 (2008)
Hollow Knight (2017)

A delicious fresh snack

puchippy stole my heart

I will find a way to stop myself from jacking it.

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using nekos as clothes is the best idea evar

.................

Im obsessed with the osaker

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Every day on Heyuri!
>lolis
>moar lolis!
I live in Canada! It might as well be illegal for me to use this site! ヽ(`Д´)ノ

One and only SEX AQUARIUM!!!

I wish google maps was like this...

y i cant post in /q/

It's my birthday ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

lol cat funny. funny cat.

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give her a kiss

this is a weak wedgie, a better one would tear all the way up the middle of the body

MOOOAAAR BEEEEER

bug raep incoming

Get out of that tree ヽ(`Д´)ノ

bread

If i plant this woman in the ground, will she grow into a big tree with even more boobies on it, hanging like fruit?

long chen

What's your take on Teruaki Murakami's new work where magical girl lolis are gang raped by monsters and tentacles and forced to give birth to lots of monster larvae?
You can watch a teaser video here
https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail.php?product_id=2512773

How do i get big and strong like this? But i will not under any circumstances eat vegetables!

we now

So many possibilities

I'M SHITTING PISS Σ(;ﾟДﾟ)

HꓤꓤꓤⱯⱯⱯⱯⱯⱯⱯⱯⱯⱯⱯⱯⱯⱯMꓵ

WHADDA FUCK IS THE CAT DOING IN THE SINK!!?

Why didn't they have anything like this when i was in school!?

CHECK THIS

MILF Monday

I just discovered this place, i am a n00b like me and i already love it

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punch'd!

it must be very tasty...

Sakaki is literally me

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yummy!

Round and round and round we go, where she stops, nobody knows!

I love fat bitches

bread crumbs and beaver spit

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wanna take a bath like this?

a spider bite (;´Д`) What should we do? i dont see an antidote near by

I hate when that happens.

how

slap!

Is /b/ into anime figures?

I got my first one awhile back.

Pic related Sagiri from Eromanga Sensei.

It's correct tho. just, fucking lame as hell. Sigh. What's the better alternative.

i took a photo every second of my life.

kuumaaaaaa--

DON! DON! DO-DON DO-DON!

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I... I don't remember that part of Yume Nikki...

Who's up for pancakes? Freshly pressed

Anyone want a bite?

ぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろ

Czechia is da best country in da world.

check this tegaki i maed, am i a artist nao?

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If i wanted to eat something through my ANUS and have it be digested then exerted back out, could i do it without dying? Say if i put a muffin up my ANUS i could use my ANUS muscles to push it up. but i could also use compressed air to push it all the way up through the digestive system. Someone try this! Someone who is willing to risk their life for teh greater good! What will this be used for? Think of the efficiency!

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What a cute pet you have

I had a hair cut and they took all mai hair! I want my hair back

what does an eye taste liek?

The Druze are a religious and ethnic group primarily found in Lebanon, Syria, and Israel, with a belief system that blends elements of Islam, Gnosticism, and other philosophies. They are known for their strong sense of community, loyalty to their homeland, and maintaining a secretive religious tradition open only to initiates. The Druze play significant roles in the political and military landscapes of the countries where they reside, especially in Lebanon and Israel

How do you feel about Jordan?

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pantsu dansu

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GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE

Zomg teh police!11!

whoops

My. Internet. Is. SO. FUCKING. SLOOOOOOOOW.

there is something distinct about korean ero art, it's neither ugly like western or holy like japanese art

A PERVERT QUIZ GAME!
For each correct answer I stip Konata further!
Exclusive Konata Gyate!

Question 1: difference between 花 and 華

Stake: her shoes

Rate my setup.

ara ara~

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I have consumed 500mg of dramamine. In this thread I will report my experience.

>>119519
>Ignore altaic languages
NEVAR!!
HUMANITY'S SALVATION WILL HAPPEN THROUGH THE ESTABLISHEMENT OF AN ALTAIC EMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Şehitler ölmez vatan bölünmez!!!!!!!!!!
백두산 기상을 다 안고 근로의 정신은 깃들어 진리로 뭉쳐진 억센 뜻 온 세계 앞서 나가리!!!!!!!!!!!!!
天皇陛下万歳!!!!!!!!!

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b0rz

delicious strawberry jam

This is how I play toehoe.

Como hoy es Viernes Social,
voy a hacer to' lo que pueda!
Por eso voy a beber,
to'a clase' ron y cerveza!
Buscaré una buena mami,
y gozaré hasta que amanezca!!!

Tomo guro edit thingy

Osaka is good but i prefer sakaki

test!

you suck at maeking tea ヽ(`Д´)ノ

hey guys how is going

Does anyone here speak Persian? I want to learn Tajik but my university only offers Farsi, how mutually intelligible are they? The internet says they're basically the same besides some loan words and the script but my friend who lived in Tajikistan until he was a teenager said that Tajik is closer to Uzbek than Farsi

What's your approach to naming characters in RPGs?
More specifically, do you...
-Come up with your own names?
or
-Choose the default option/look up the canon names?

WHICH ONE OF YOU FED HER MY NEKO?

やらないか?

ITT: underrated movies

new to this place whats this about

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DIRECT HITTO