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No.7169 [Reply] R
Im confused.. where does the milk go?
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>> No.7171 R
Are you autistic kid?! It goes in your mouth! DRINK IT! DRINK IT!
>> No.7172 R
Where did the milk come from?
>> No.7173 R
this.. this isnt cannon!!
>> No.7175 R
>>7173
>> No.7185 R
you dumb that's the wrong kind of milk

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No.7176 [Reply] R
In an alternate universe... Agent Smith is A LOLI?!
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>> No.7178 R
astonish
SHOCK!
>> No.7179 R
hyah!
>> No.7180 R
キターーー(゜∀゜)ーーーー!!!!!
>> No.7181 R
how have i not known about this awesomeness for my entire life?
>> No.7182 R
OMFG OMFG !! Where's this from?!?!

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No.7154 [Reply] R
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
*PZZZZZZZZZZT*

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!1!
>> No.7155 R
HADOUKEN!!!!!
Science rules!
>> No.7156 R
>>7154
>>7155
the ultimate battle we never knew we needed
>> No.7158 R
キターーー(゜∀゜)ーーーー!!!!!
>> No.7991 R
>>7154
I just stole your imae, how do you feel

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No.7116 [Reply] R
I cant fucking stop thinking about cocks.

Before you guys call this out at ironic shitposting, or a copypasta, im being serious. So shut up.

So about a year ago i met this german guy.. and hes really attractive. Hes like, 20, and he is funny and smart. Really cute and is blonde. We started out as friends, and i was very straight, we talked about LOLis alot and made SJIS art. But as of late (the last 2-3 weeks) i keep having gay fantasies about him. Specifically, I REALLY want to sleep with him and suck his dick and fall asleep with my head on his warm underwear (hes wearing boxers i imagine). Im not homosexual for anyone else, i dont feel attraction to any men except for specifically this one guy!? I literally fall asleep to the thought of sucking his dick under the covers. I have no idea why. Worst thing... hes straight.

What do? What causes this? Someone HALP PLS?
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>> No.7119 R
it looks like you have a bad case of W.T. KUZ syndrome
>> No.7125 R
suck your own cock to satisfy the urge
>> No.7131 R
キターーー(゜∀゜)ーーーー!!!!!
>> No.7150 R
anyone? pls? i need srs advice
>> No.7152 R
We're reaching levels of gay that shouldn't be possible!

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No.7071 [Reply] R
Why can’t people have fun?
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>> No.7077 R
I've thought about this for a long time, and I came to the conclusion that it's because people eat broccoli.

Firstly, it tastes like paper. Would you cook with paper? I don't think so, you could make airplanes or write a letter to your grandma or something. But you do cook with broccoli. How does that make any sense? Stop eating paper and send a letter to your grandma instead, you'll be happier.

Ever seen an apple? How about an orange? Notice something? They're colorful. It's like you're eating a part of the rainbow, what could be more exciting to eat? Now look at the broccoli. It's just green like grass. Why would you eat grass? It's what sheep and cows eat. Of course it's not fun to eat grass all day while knowing that someone else is eating rainbows right now.

It looks like a tree, except it's tiny, doesn't make rustling sounds in the wind, and you can't even stand under it to take a break from the hot sun. You're surrounding yourself with small boring trees instead of real trees. Go outside, it's better out there.

The name has a Bro in it. Would you eat your bro? Hell no. Neither one of you will have fun if you do that. Instead you should call your bro and eat rainbows together, I guarantee you'll have fun.
>> No.7078 R
>>7077
True, I don't eat and I'm very happy
>> No.7079 R
>>7077
Oh my god, you're a GENIUS!
>> No.7080 R
>>7077
my mom says i have to eat broccoli or else ;_;
>> No.7147 R
>>7071
Normal people don't consider molesting little girls to be "fun", David.

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No.7115 [Reply] R
Is there a downloadable version of an oekaki applet? I like drawing with oekaki and I want to use it offline.
>> No.7120 R
I'd be interested to know as well, the one used on /o/ is neat

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No.7110 [Reply] R
The Seneightor.
>> No.7111 R
Is he a relative of Ronkaydong?
>> No.7118 R
HAVE YOU HEARD OF SAGECAT?

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No.7081 [Reply] R
so.. /b/, tell me what you think of my idea.

So first i get glasses
Then i attach lasers that are triggered by a button in my pocket
Put hands in pockets
Shoot lazer eyes at random people
(the lasers are red)
>> No.7083 R
plausible.

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No.7064 [Reply] R
How does one get into a situation like this?
>> No.7065 R
well, what's the situation?
>> No.7067 R
>>7065
Well what do you thinks happening?
>> No.7068 R
>>7067
Sorry but I have a srtrict policy of not thinking
>> No.7069 R
>>7068
Well forgive me but this is an imageboard where all the most intellectual people on the planet gather to be retarded. Now if you can't be smart retarded you're pimply retarded retarded.
>> No.7070 R
>>7069
I don't understand

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No.7054 [Reply] R
Nanoha is my wife
>> No.7056 R
Fate, is that you?

You're waifu is cute and I need to rewatch her show sometime
>> No.7057 R
Resolution is so high! Upscaled?
>> No.7058 R
>>7057
I believe it's a physical poster that's been scanned
>> No.7061 R
>>7056
yes, I am the real Fate
>> No.7062 R
>>7061
Then you are cute too!

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