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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Tomorrow I will have my first date in 2 years
I wonder what I would have to do for her to let me fuck the same night
(´人`)
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>Its okay we should be seeing each other again today. Im honestly so timid though I dont know what I would do

you can dew it!!! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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OP you know that most women (especially older ones) only go on dates so that they can feel like the centre of attention and get a free meal, and then get a rush and confidence boost by texting you saying they dont want to see you again.
Life is like a drama for middle age single women (they are the main character).

I'm not saying this because I'm jaded, a female co-worker told me she has been on over 50 dates in the last 6 months, and slept with none of them.
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>>190200
Things like barrios altos massacre and mass arrests of university students. The mass violence wasn't an effective way to counter the communists it wasnt until they took an intelligence approach that they were foiled. So a lot of people in villages died for no reason.
>>190212
Yeah well she has had 4 tries and this vote was only determined by citizens living outside of Peru. By the vote count of actual residents, Fujimori wouldve lost again. She won by only 40,000 votes, while over a million were cast overseas, overwhelmingly in her favor
>>190201
Yeah I was rubbing her head and back and shit today its just kinda shitty because we are always in public
>>190240
Might be true but even still having a personal guide every afternoon and just having to pay like 13 dollars for a meal isn't bad. Especially because when im with her I don't even have to try to speak spanish
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She ended up letting me fuck. Halfway through i thought man I might be gay if this is supposed to be the peak but then I stopped thinking and enjoyed it
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
my dead skin
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キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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>cheez.png
LOL
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>>190211
i peel it off my feet for fun
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>>190239
try eating it
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>>190241
i used to eat it but its EXTREMELY chewy and it tastes like salt and iron
good bubble gum substitute it just cant make bubbles

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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>A monster of vaguely anthropoid outline, but with an octopus-like head whose face was a mass of feelers, a scaly, rubbery-looking body, absolutely fabulous prodigious claws on hind and fore feet, and long, narrow wings behind. MOE!
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Things mankind was not meant to know.

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Those are great, thanks anon

Flash@Heyuri
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i like

Site Discussion@Heyuri
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Testing for webp support.
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Cool, lossy webp works. SSIM = 1

Next is lossless
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Yup, lossless webp works as well.
SSIM = 1

Final would be animated Webp.
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Thumbnail generation failed but animation plays.
SSIM = 1

9/11 website, will bookmark

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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At what point do you draw the line and say "I wouldn't fuck"
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>>190094
I don't think thick girls look sickly. Girls only start to look like blobs that need walking sticks around the 400 lb mark. Anything under that, I would FUCK
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all up to 67kg (inclusive), however for me 59kg is ideal
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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W-would it be wrong if I wanted her... bigger? (;´Д`)
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Thin girls are great for artistic beauty purposes, but when it comes to actual sex I love hambeasts.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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"if you had just let me go fishing with the boys i would have caught a big one too! ヽ(`Д´)ノ"
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oh yeah? i caught a fish THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS big :waha:

Girl Talk@Heyuri
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Would you stick one of these robotic fuckers on your purse like a labubu? :kuz:
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(´・ω・`) do they have cameras inside?

Flash@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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POOP LOL.
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kyaaaaa

Off-Topic@Heyuri
i read some guides on wikihow and decided to try and make my office crush like me. I waited around her desk until she came by and offered to buy her a snack from the vending machine
she was like "oh sure ahaha" and so i went to it and got her a peanut butter cracker, i handed it to her and she said thanks. i was burning with embarrassment and after that i just left

What the fuck. I'm so stupid and awkward. I can't even face her again after this pathetic attempt :cry:

What do I do? Can anyone give me actionable advice?
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>woman quit her job - years go by and OP still waiting, waiting wiht a peanut butter cracker in his skeleton hand.
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OISHI PINATSUBATA ヽ(゚ρ゚)ノ
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:dark: I bet OP is fat and smells bad...
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>marriage cerimonies immitate arranged marriages
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itt anon has a girl bwhahahahaha

Off-Topic@Heyuri
are there any Slavs here
SLAVYANE PRAVYAT MIROM
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Huh. I thought I was also the only one here lul
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anno... i have some slav blood. can i join your club? :emo:
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>>190164
i want pizza.. ( ´¬` )
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>>190188
cheese pizza...?
:cp:
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lep pozdrav

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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has anyone ever called you a faggot in public before?
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oh wow looks like we have a detective genius here
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>>190151
heh. you got that right, faggot ( ̄ー ̄)
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>>190140
In high school
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I'm sure it happened at some point but can't recall it right now
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they called me jesus then they called me faggot

Off-Topic@Heyuri
let us play twinkle star sprites together
its on sale for a dollar
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Now thats a real videogame
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>>190134
its coop
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>>190133
You can also play it on Fightcade. I'm down any time.
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>>190173
thatll work
do you have a contact?

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Someone here mentioned this manga a few months ago. I recently read it and wanted to thank that user for his recommendation

I really enjoyed it
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(posted here instead of /a/ to hopefully catch that users eye)
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that was probably me(´人`) glad u enjoyed!

Girl Talk@Heyuri
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I save pictures of hot glue figs for the nice loads. :purin:
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I want to lick clean :dark:

Girl Talk@Heyuri
have you ever seen/used any unusual beauty products/trends?
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i am white and do aegyo sal semi frequnetly, which is slightly unusual. Its a little tough to do but i learned to accomodate my eyes. The trick is to put it slightly higher than where your natural fold is
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i used to take acne pills as a teenager, and i shudder to think what that crap did to me, those things screw with your hormones and all kind of bizarre things, someone could have just told me to eat less garbage and sleep with a towel on my pillow, but everyone was a cattle slave back then and didnt know better
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i used to moisturize my face with raw milk and i only stopped because raw milk doesn't last long enough to keep just for my face
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I use Yaman's red light laser therapy, it helps with my face a lot!
I also drank bird's nest drink for some reason. ( ´,_ゝ`)

2D Cute@Heyuri
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:3
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nya
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Cat girls make me happy
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nekomimis are blood and soul, sunshine in teh darkest moment of earth when we stare into the abyss. :x3:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

2D Cute@Heyuri
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>>9158
What anime is this from?
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>>9242
ichigo mashimaro
watch it, it's good! (´人`)

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