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3D Girls@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Every restaurant should look like this.
Fuck food service employees i want them to be sexual slaves
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Who is this? If you know please tell me.
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tits out but mouth censored?
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>>1754
because were in /s/ :dance2:
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Mommy... Please feed me, please cuddle... I love you... I just want to sleep on your chest...

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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Lolis doing ADULT things? Oh no~!
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>>25934
sshhh shut up your mouth and just fun with them :dance2::dance2:
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Powder plus rori? HECK YEAH :iyahoo:

Konata made my mouth water :drool:
She's, she's... I don't know I can't find teh words...

Flash@Heyuri
:nigra::nigra::nigra:
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Site Discussion@Heyuri
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Make yeah! a different colour so it sticks out moar
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>>70723
coward!!
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huh, where is the yeah? I cant see it. OPS RIGHT MAKE IT A DIFFERENT COLOUR
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>>70722
ask llm to write js userscript for that
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>>70727
there is no yeah on /q/
this is strictly because people rightfully complaining about pedophiles on heyuri would get overwhelming amount of yeahs and it would effectively crash the servers
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DIY dump ass

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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In my mid teens, I averaged about 55-56kg. Somehow, I never ended up going beyond that despite being alot older now. I reached my maximum height at about 16, and my average weight was like 56, but since I started keeping track a few months ago it ranged from 54 to 57kg. I've been doing some really grueling deskwork recently, sometimes 13-14 hours a day, and so I barely have time to eat. I've just been scarfing down a few boiled eggs in the evening for "dinner". Anyway, I reached a new all time low weight of 53.4kg last night - at a height of 183cm. As a grown man. That was after a shower too, so I was a little waterlogged. It's possibly lower.

That's a 15.8 BMI. People on reddit say that its a medical emergency, that I'd be too weak to walk, lol. I've had a sub18 BMI my entire life and usually been between 16.5-17.5. Other than being overworked, I feel fine, and I've always had above average energy levels for my age.

tl;dr I'm extremely thin. For the united statesians: I'm just under 6 feet and weigh 118 pounds, but I feel fine.
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>>193153
why are you posting fat women while talking about being skinny
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>>193153
if you ever get the time to do it try gaining a bit of weight by working out, just to have more muscle to hold your body better as you grow older
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>>193153
10/10 twink material
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>>193174
teh size difference is HAWT :drool:
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You need to pump that BMI up to 30+ or you'll frickin' die!!!!! :angry::angry::angry:

Girl Talk@Heyuri
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LESBIANZ \(^o^)/

Your fortune: Tomo will strangle you in your sleep

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it's like kissing
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...but better!
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>>2066

you ARE a freak for being a heterosexual..! :angry:
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>>2276
no u
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How many girlz on this board are actually bi or lesbian?

Off-Topic@Heyuri
:xd:
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Is this sum kinda automatic translation tool or what? :unsure:
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>>193186
yep:nyaoo: lunatranslator cus im too much of a fat nigra 2 learn jaPENIS

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Bring back ads like this .. :cry:
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Moar liek Cock Xploder amirite

Your fortune: Good luck


2D Cute@Heyuri
Lolis Here
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hai hai!

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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i am the CORN MAN
here have some CORN.. MAN
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CORN CORN CORN CORN
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I use Heyuri classic
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mercury for suigintou! (・∀・)
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mercury is nice :cool:
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im fat as fuck so naturally, ayashii ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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mostly miku. If miku not here, yotsuba (for heyuri, 'heyuri classic').

And maybe fuuka.
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>>193148
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>>193142
that anons worse than epstein?

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Hey Heyuri!

Three days ago I found my first girlfriend!! I can say these have been the best three days of my life. I love her really, really strongly. she is really sweet and funny. She told me she was Asian, had a Japanese name, was into yuri, and liked girls too. She draws and watches anime, listens to Vocaloid and J-pop, and stays at home playing games on her phone. We're kind of the same height. She was perfect!! I had dreamed of her...

but then I learned that she is not Japanese!!!! She showed me her hand, so I know her skin color is #BAA88C!! (i'm #E6C9C0), and her voice is kind of like 260 Hz, I think, I don't have a lot of samples. And she probably Muslim. also she might be a rori or her dad can ask for a dowry idk she told me her mom doesn't want her to date anyone.

I'm absolutely devastated! it was soooo close to perfection, so close! I don't think I'll ever have another chance to meet a girl in my life, knowing she is the first one I found in 26 years...i'm scare to ask for here face cause i may don't like it , today again she wake me up by sending me "good morning i love you"

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!
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>>193112
I had a clingy 15 year old internet gf once. I always thought I'd enjoy that, but actually, she was super fucking annoying. Good luck.
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I gonna kill op and steal his gf.
:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:
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is that :nigra: talking about internet gf? lmao imagine
>she is lot lighter than mine sadly
hahahahahaha
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>>193112
not gonna end well OP
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>>193104
this is why i hate bothering with relationships, why the fuck does everything have to be so secretive ヽ(`Д´)ノ

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Your fortune: Dark times are to come

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>>192986
no love for ANUS :cry:
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>>192943
Why do the commenters with the most dogshit opinions always have this guy as their youtube icon
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>>193063
it's a slacktavist campaign
the idea is supposed to be that you're against remote data collection, with the visual parallel being that the microsoft buddy things would take your name, birthday, etc. and would use it to "improve" your experience without sending that information to the company
but of course you're too addicted to youtube to actually stop using it so you just change your pfp instead of actually spending any thought on your privacy
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>>193062
one love for ANUS ヽ(´ー`)ノ

Your fortune: Your true waifu will reveal herself


Flash@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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:xd: I LOLD :biggrin:

Site Discussion@Heyuri
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Add a Shotacon Board.
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just use /l/!
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Use /j/

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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BUNKASAI! :dance: BUNKASAI! :dance: BUNKASAI! :dance2:

>>>/q/70682
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PREVIEW OF THINGS TO COME

2D Cute@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Since monsters in Hyperdimenson Neptunia don't have rights that means that I can catch a monster like alraune and turn her into my cum dumbster without facing any legal consequence?
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>>193046
Oh cool, I've been playing this too! But why use monsters as cum dumps when Compa is right there?
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water teh plant ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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yeah you can have the monsters just don't touch my uni or else i'll get really mad
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>>193046
I have that game in my ps4.

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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PLEASE make things!!!
Don't just consume otaku content!! Make GAMES, make websites, make manga, even if it is doo-doo. Make some kind of OC I BEG YOU

The DIY otaku culture that built all the anime you love came from people who make stuff!!!
If you want to see more panchira, start drawing it! if you cant draw, you can learn to! or use money to pay somebody else!, or even use AI, whatever helps you make what you want to see a reality!
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>>7140
im desperate, even guys with cute voices will do! :cry:
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in the end, instead of creating a whole new account ill just use an old one with a bunch of subscribers :nyaoo: https://m.youtube.com/@salenpon1234
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-in a torta voice- "nah liddorolly dood"
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>>7056
eeehhhh not really
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i can't draw.

Off-Topic@Heyuri
Wheel of Fortune host Jim Thornton was found on a tor pedo chat in plane
It kinda looks like CGI chat!
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He is a Mac user
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>>192976
who's the OG author? this is cute...
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it is actually his nickname lol
https://baraag.net/@allcharacters18
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BAKA :kuma6:
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>>193075
>cock-feeding
I often fantasize about this exact scenario... :dizzy:

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