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to be clear, im specifically talking about 3D females
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Anything young (<20), gentle, and horny in bed but prude in public.
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I think guys like when you do things for them.
There are times when ive done something kind for someone and they take that as romantic interest, because women being nice to them is something totally alien, which is really sad if you think about it. :sweat:
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under 25, still a virgin, not fat, no cosmetic surgery or tattoos, not addicted to social media/politics/cortisol or expensive stuff that requires you or your man to be a wageslave to afford
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>>702
yup. that is pretty much it.
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dont listen to >>702 thats catagorically untrue. men like women who pay attention to them, are nice, and are cute. thats literally it 9/10 times.
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>men like women who pay attention to them
>guys like when you do things for them
but what about body wise?
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>>705
its impossible to say bc everyone likes different stuff but generally 'western beauty standards' and symmetry apply. but really body is secondary to personality except for the most shallow guys
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>>705
thats the be cute aspect. even an ugly woman acting cute can become beautiful
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>>705
>but what about body wise?

All you can do is exercise and lose weight, right? We can't do much else, aside from surgery i guess... I'm not going to tell you to start bone-smashing

I think cosmetics is over-rated and a lot of skin issues can be solved with diet.
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>no cosmetic surgery
why? you might as well not like girls who shave their legs
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>>709
i dont really understand what ur trying to say, :huh:
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Most guys couldn't give a crap about how you look so long as you're not a total freakshow (and even then...). All you really have to do is give a man affection and fidelity, and you'll have a man for life 💁‍♀️
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have you tried being racist? a lot of guys like that these days.
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( )    3D girls don't look too different from monkeys to me...
( ´ ¬ ` )    So I will accept anyone who knows to cook me delicious meals
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>>712
>have you tried being racist? a lot of guys like that these days.
https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=156278

Your fortune: Tomo will strangle you in your sleep

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From my personal perspective: No tattoos or plastic surgery, no septum rings. That's like it. If you want to go above and beyond, don't be massively obese and try to induce natural boob growth. But it's really not necessary. We don't give a fuck about things like fashion. Wear a t-shirt and jeans everyday as long as you do the above.
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Never admit to not being a virgin or talk about previous boyfriends unless he asks. If he asks, downplay it as much as possible and make it sound like something that probably just involved fingering and act embarrassed and refuse to talk about it further. You wouldn't buy a used pillowcase if you know it's been jizzed on hundreds of times and no good quality guy wants to marry a girl if he knows she's been jizzed on by other guys. Also don't worry about inducing boob growth, tiny boobs are the best boobs. :kuma6:
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>>720
Uhh!! I lost it from a horse! I mean, horse riding! uh, actually i lied i lost it from riding bikes, uh what i actually meant was I lost it when i fell off the trampoline not from a PENIS thats for sure HA HA
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To me, being a good user on the internet is enough. Want to go out?
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>>699
bi guy lurking your board here. i guess what kind of girl i like changes a little depending on what kind of girl gives me attention, though i don't usually make any first moves myself. most of the time, i get attention from nerdy chinese girls who probably read yaoi. (who knows why... i must look like an anime character)

i also actively try to open my mind to other kinds of girls. something about very tall girls makes my heart beat, but i find short girls super cute too. i'm attracted to a youthful appearance and a childish demeanour, but i'm also endeared to scruffyness and jade. i love it when girls look like they rolled out of bed into a cute dress and forgot to brush their hair, or wandered through the woods in their multicoloured trainers.

in terms of relationships, i think i could only be with someone as open-minded, talkative, and obsessive as myself. get opinionated! don't just repeat some stuff everyone says: critique everything you hear, investigate new ideas, wonder why, experiment! i think heyuri girls are probably my type.
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>>712
dating is already racist. doubling down basically just makes you into a doormat to white guys.
>>720
can't you just make it into a netorare thing?
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>>929
if you're bi why bother with girls when it's far easier to fuck other fags?
>>930
>dating is already racist.
what? do you have a brain tumor or something?
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>it's far easier to fuck other fags
i get 10x more passive attention from girls because most guys aren't fags. i guess i could go to a gay bar or something, but i don't like alcohol and music so loud you can't have a conversation.
>>931
>do you have a brain tumor?
maybe! but i think it's well understood that dating is racist. you can see it on the streets: there's definitely not an even distribution among the kinds of interracial couples i notice holding hands.
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>>935
if youre a boy you shouldnt be posting like this on /j/. get out!! :angry:
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>>937
sumimasen. i used to wish i was a girl..
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>>937
/j/ is for girly hobbies generally, not just women
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Any criteria involving age, physical characteristics other than not being obese, or virginity are unrealistic. Of course, if you're ugly you'll probably end up dating another ugly person, but at least then you know you like each other for your personalities.
For personality traits, generally being nice to them (and in general), fidelity, not gossiping/excessive shopping, and being a good cook can never hurt. :smile:
For long term-relationships, it's also important to be a good conversation partner and be able to diffuse arguments without huge shouting matches.
If you change yourself with only the goal to date someone, one of you is going to end up unhappy in the long run, either him for feeling misled or you for feeling trapped.
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i want a girl with a PENIS
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I LOVE ME SOME ARYAN QTS(・∀・)
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>>946
im m-mostly western european... and slav ( ;´Д` )
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First and foremost a woman has to be interesting and unconventional to even pique my interest because the women people consider to be "beautiful" look boring to me, as if I can tell what their hobbies are through their looks; dorky, genuine women who reek of permavirgin are easily the most beautiful. People tend to ignore that a strong emotional connection supplants physical ones given time and wonder why they feel bored in relationships later when the novelty of someone's beauty wears off.
Physically speaking, for me a woman needs to have a normal/pretty looking face and slightly off-white skin. Like southern/eastern euro or Mediterranean mixed with white (for my reasoning see <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5KwSWWwKxk&t=27>) Her body can be whatever as long as it isn't mussed up with decorations and other dumb shit or looks too normal; either small bewbs or big ones, no in-between. I like taller women but if they don't like me then that's fine (´人`). Slightly chubby girls with pretty faces are wonderful ヽ(´ー`)ノ.
All this is to say that I'm still a virgin (´¬`). I've been thinking of fixing that now that I've entered my mid twenties and the thought of wizardry loses its appeal. I'm sort of attractive so I was thinking of using that to my advantage at anime conventions and seeing if I can bone some homely cosplay girls condom free (I'm allergic to latex (・∀・)). The only problem is that I'm a pretty bitch (Thx lil B) and I don't think women are too into that.
>>931
>what? do you have a brain tumor or something?
I'm not that FAGGOT but the thing is that dating is race based whether you admit to it or not.
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>>957
>dating is race based
Of course, but the phrase "dating is racist" sounded like it was referring to the concept of dating itself.
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An empathetic and nurturing personality.

Jesus said "do unto others exactly as you would have done unto you." But there was once a beautiful young lady who treated me even better than that. She showed me that I wasn't treating myself the way I would actually like to be treated, that I wasn't thinking of myself the way I would actually like to be thought of. I never thought I'd get a girl like her, I wouldn't have thought I deserved her. Indeed, I didn't get her. She got me. She made all the first moves because she knew I wouldn't. She showed me that I was worthy of love when I thought I wasn't.

Ladies, if you're going to meet men online, especially from odd communities like these, they're most likely going to be wounded little birds that will need a lot of TLC before they can fly again. If you can give them that then they will love you forever.
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>>699
Skinny and below 5'0 (´ー`)


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