What do you think he smells like?

>>876
i doubt that he would care about smelling good..
probably a faint smell of sweat or something?

i was too old to watch minecraft youtubers

Me too

when i was a kid i watched card captors on my fuzzy crt television and imagined how cool it would be to have a big brother.

goooooood niiightttt!!

oyasuminasaiiiiiiii

do men like this seriously exist? genuinely question.

i thought most guys only care about looks and sex and little girls

>>851
genuine*

Most guys just want companionship, same as anyone else

>>848
>if you are a guy dont make threads soliciting.. this is girl talk, not a place for dating!
Well i DO want to understand girls better, but this all hypothetical remember?!


I should mention that this "hypothetical man" is serious, and would actually commit to marrying a woman here and giving her the best life possible if she'd do the same with him. This "hypothetical man" is a virgin and could care less about how women look(unless youre 700lbs), he likely has nothing to lose with this relationship since his chances of finding love in "teh real world" are slim.
Although sex wouldn't be the main objective of this "hypothetical man", it would be a cool bonus!

>>851
Most men are attracted to pubescent girls aged 10-35 but won't admit to the 10-15 part because it's extremely taboo. As for looks, men just want a healthy partner. Stuff like hygiene, acne, boob size, how greasy/tangled your hair is and other silly stuff that girls worry about doesn't matter, just don't be obese, diseased, disfigured etc. Some men like OP are faggy and have a low libido but for most men sex is the main appeal of the relationship and they need to be milked at least once or twice a day.

>>841
I'm not bragging, i just avoid it because im a paranoid freak. When i was 11 i had this theory that using make-up makes your skin bad,
which needs more make-up, i came to this conclusion after I noticed all the older women in my family couldnt leave the house without make-up dependence weirded me out. i saw video of girls in Amish communities, and in the jungles, places where they couldnt afford make-up, and they all had clear skin. Then i learned about diet effecting skin and my mind was blown, ever since i avoided it. I know, im crazy.

I appreciate make-up as an artform though, i think its great. And I like nail art.

makeups too hard and personally, it doesnt look good on me, i just go all natural, i look fine without it┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌

>>842
makeup AND diet can mess up your skin…
theres chemicals in makeup and your skin can absorb it.

my mom wears makeup and lotion and all that fancy fragrance stuff too and she has extremely bad acne and hormonal imbalances..

>>842
>>845
i have fairly sensitive skin and have found that makeup doesnt negitively effect me as long as i wash my face nightly and dont wear heavy thibgs like foundation.

>>844
makeup is difficult but its really rewarding and fun, youll never get better without practice

>>846
yeh, my gripes with it are just personal, i have nothing against other people doin' it! it can look really pretty ヽ(´∇` )ノ

>>824
i didnt respond to this earlier because i didnt quite know what to say…i know how to take care of myself, i just cant…

you know how, depressed people cant get out of bed and do anything? thats how an and have been for multiple years but im not necessarily depressed, (though i do have depressive eposides)

i dont think the reward thing will really work, because as ive stated i can barely do anything sometimes, to the point ive found it hard to do things i enjoy , too

>>834
the hard thing is that you simply have to force yourself even when it feels totally impossible. dont beat yourself up over missing a day or two but the best way to let yourself go is to let yourself go.
>>830
this sounds like overwashing to me, if you wash too much your hair cant reach a natural balence and gets really greasy really quickly which is why you can barely skip i day. i wash my hair once per week but for most people two or　3 times is best

It's human nature when you are not completely satisfied in your life, like there is something you have not achieved or you feel you are lacking, to then neglect other parts of your life, in an effort to maximise the time and resources you devote to achieving the missing element.
It is important to recognise that there is no need to neglect important things and by doing them you will improve your circumstances and chances of achieving your goals.

Think of this as an analogy, when a child or a capricious adult gets angry, they neglect much in the haze of their anger since they get proverbial tunnel vision. When a human is unsatisfied they get tunnel vision and neglect things like their hygiene. As you get older and wiser you will both get angry less and you will be more passively satisfied even when wanting in life because you gain enlightenment

>>835
I experimented with not using any conditioner or shampoo for my hair (just water) and it works way better for me. I haven't used anything in my hair for a year or two now. For the first couple months your hair has to rebalance itself and can rebound and become overly greasy as your scalp is used to you regulating it externally. It really depends on what kind of hair you have though.

My routine is very low effort, which is good as a depressed NEET. I don't brush because I have curly hair, and I'll spend like 10 minutes detangling my hair in the shower, that's it really. The only other thing that I recommend is getting some kind of exfoliation brush, glove, or cream. it feels great and goes a long way for skin health.

Also, I've heard silk pillowcases are good for keeping your hair from being damaged via friction in your sleep. A bit pricey for authentic silk though.

>>836
>It's human nature when you are not completely satisfied in your life, like there is something you have not achieved or you feel you are lacking, to then neglect other parts of your life, in an effort to maximise the time and resources you devote to achieving the missing element.
It is important to recognise that there is no need to neglect important things and by doing them you will improve your circumstances and chances of achieving your goals.

thats probably some of the problem for me, because i feel like showering is such a waste of time and its useless..if i dont stink or am covered with dirt or itchy whats the point..i always think i could be doing better things and when someone tells me to shower i get annoyed

>>794
zomggzz gurrll looll

（ ´_ゝ`） can we have a nice thread, pls? it was going well... b4 all the trolling

>>796
yah idk what happened

>>794
which side is white. i tend to notice those with white father/asian mothers look more ugly than those with asian fathers/white mothers

Have you thought about why you want to have a "relationship" in the first place?

If it's because you enjoy someone's company then ignore the rest of this post. But if you want a boyfriend because you want to "fit in" or because other people have one, then that feels weird ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌. Especially if it's something along the lines of "I'm already 30 and I haven't had a boyfriend/husband yet! I am such a "FAILURE" of a woman!" (You probably don't have those kinds of thoughts, but the idea of someone thinking like that weirds me out (;ﾟДﾟ))

just DANCE

keep... it cool.
what's the name of this club?

i can't remember but it's alright a-alright

If you're so horny why do you have a job? Just get with a horny man who has money and you'll never need to work.

>>810
there is such a thing as independence.

>>810
i have a little bit of dignity left and I enjoy the misery it gives me, it's like being a vegetarian or vegan or wearing heels, these are things i only do because at some point i start enjoying it

>>808
i dont need to finger myself to climax.

nope, im much more comfortable doing it in my bed

What evolutionary purpose does mid-sleep erections serve?

>>805
good circulation to the PENIS means you can mate and have more babies

>>805
it stops your PENIS from falling off

I should find a healthy guy to put a hidden camera in his room and confirm this

>>588
6'7'' ?!?

whaaat

so much to explore...

i love short girls

I am 169cm hey

im between 5’6-5’7, im taller then the average female where i live, im extremely insecure about it(;´Д`)

magic is coool

Yea, I have had these experiences on childhood and watched content that gave logic to it, then learned its actually a thing, read perennialists and hermeticists! It's the most accessible sources for beggining with it.

>>693
woah! tell us more about your childhood experience

I'm a practitioner myself, have had some interesting experiences including possessions, summonings, etc. Although things have quieted recently as I've settled down.

It is very much real, and the more you look into it, the more it will look into you. It's subtle, but is noticeable with the right sight. Best way I can describe what 'magic' is to the uninitiated is as a form of probability manipulation. Think of the world as one very large and complicated equation. The idea is that it only takes slight changes in a few numbers here and there to effect things on a much larger scale. These entities in other planes are not bound to all the same physical limitations as us (time, space, etc), and are able to alter reality in ways not fully understood.

>>723
i just wax or shave as much as i can and use oils and serums to help with negative skin reactions. after a while the itchy goes away.

is it safe to assume you guys not shaving also applies to your buttholes?
i mean, it sounds obvious but...

>>781
i personally dont shave my butthole but i dunno about everyone else here

>>785
i personally hate having any body hair at all so i wave or shave everything

>>786
*wax

>>754
no but ur bra is.

>>754
yes, in my opinion

>>754
I can't see them well enough, the bra is in the way

>>754
mine are smaller but i don't think they're too big, but it is possible your bra is pushing them up, are bras like that uncomfortable? i hate them because they make mine look bigger

>>754
nooo girl!!! mine are like the same maybe a little smaller.

From my personal perspective: No tattoos or plastic surgery, no septum rings. That's like it. If you want to go above and beyond, don't be massively obese and try to induce natural boob growth. But it's really not necessary. We don't give a fuck about things like fashion. Wear a t-shirt and jeans everyday as long as you do the above.

Never admit to not being a virgin or talk about previous boyfriends unless he asks. If he asks, downplay it as much as possible and make it sound like something that probably just involved fingering and act embarrassed and refuse to talk about it further. You wouldn't buy a used pillowcase if you know it's been jizzed on hundreds of times and no good quality guy wants to marry a girl if he knows she's been jizzed on by other guys. Also don't worry about inducing boob growth, tiny boobs are the best boobs.

>>720
Uhh!! I lost it from a horse! I mean, horse riding! uh, actually i lied i lost it from riding bikes, uh what i actually meant was I lost it when i fell off the trampoline not from a PENIS thats for sure HA HA

To me, being a good user on the internet is enough. Want to go out?