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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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I was at work at Heyuri & Co., went out to print some tax evasion plans and when i came back my wife and secretary bant-tan was posing for me like this (;´Д`)

It doesn't feel proper to do it at work but at the same time denying my wife her wishes is an unforgivable sin (´~`)
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DO IT and POST PICS
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teh high heyuri council commands you, DO IT!
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>>183664
what the hell you guys, you want to watch me have sex with my wife?
there's no way I'm showing you that :closed-eyes:
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>>183666
can I watch bant-tan both versions needing to go poop while on an road trip and she gets out of the car for a short potty break in the middle of nowhere in the west and squat on years old dead grass and start pooping:nyaoo-closedeyes:
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absolutely not!!
But I have just invented Bant-tan's rival in the offices of Heyuri & Co., you may do whatever you want with her

She has no name yet, her thing is that she's always been the popular girl everywhere she goes and is willing to suck dick to get promoted, etc... but in the offices of Heyuri & Co. she's overshadowed by Bant-tan, she hates that so she comes up with wacky plans to ruin her reputation at work

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CYT00B STREAM IN 19 HOURS DONT FUKKEN MISS IT IF YOU MISS IT I'LL NEVAR FORGIVE YOU EVER EVER EVER!1
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I missed everything! (⌒∇⌒ゞ)
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>I missed everything! (⌒∇⌒ゞ)
It doesn't start for another 3 hours :unsure:
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ITS IN 22MINUTESヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノ(´∇`)ノ
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10 secondz!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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does any cat owner have any tips? i had another kitten once but it kept shitting everywhere, how does one "train" the cat? my parents said i should scold it but it makes me feel bad
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>>183658
Kawaii neko!
:xd::tongue::xd:
Teach me your wisdom!
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>>183658
keep throwing it in the litter box until it learns to shit in the litter :angry: mine learned in 2-3 weeks :closed-eyes:
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>keep throwing it in the litter box
would gently placing it in the litterbox work as well :emo:?
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2D Ero@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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I think you should go wish hikari a (late) happy birthday anon!
(maybe more hikari x heyaoi porn too)

https://youtu.be/nwUo-T5m8gA
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happeh birthday imouto
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I hoep they remember that Heyuri Day is on May 25th!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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can't stop jacking off to squids
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squid sex (´¬`)

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Would you let a underage teenager stay at your place /b/?

What would you do?
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>>183525
if ur evil then why do you say no :closed-eyes:
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no. it wouldn't look good considering what i've been accused of in the past.
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>>183528
what happened?
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>>183529
nothing happened. the allegations are false.
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>>183525

Why do you think you are evil?

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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Is that guy a fag? :biggrin:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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do heyurizens brush teeth daily?
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>>183598
Tried eating any lemons?
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>>183601
no but i eat oranges every day
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I lost my toothbrush a few days ago so I use my finger now
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ffff

Your fortune: Godly luck


2D Cute@Heyuri
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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MOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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AYANAMIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Flash@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
in this movie george w. bush is portrayed as a schmuck. was he really a schmuck? :unsure:
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yeah
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I want this scene remade with legos. Legos!
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i did not have relations with that man

Off-Topic@Heyuri
:purin:
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>>183613
I don't, I already liek what I can already see here ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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a composed jav actress :mona2:
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embrace me, anon-kun!
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hayaku anon-kun!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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most of the time i feel like the guy on the right
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(´・ω・`)
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:banana:

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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rin micro pantsu! ヽ(´ー`)ノ

Girl Talk@Heyuri
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You have heyuri.net/j/ bookmarked so you dont forget about ur favorite board, right?
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I don't use many web sights that I would need to bookmark stuff

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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me arse
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My fellow americans, kill it with fucking FIRE
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thats hachikuji, hes a mod LOL :xd:
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i approve of your arse
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you must take huge shits

2D Cute@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Off-Topic@Heyuri
GIMMIE DA GOOD STUFF!!!1
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the one with poop or gruesome torture? :smile:
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