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MY PERFECT LOVE BUT GOD PRANKED ME
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2026/09/07
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Hey Heyuri!
Three days ago I found my first girlfriend!! I can say these have been the best three days of my life. I love her really, really strongly. she is really sweet and funny. She told me she was Asian, had a Japanese name, was into yuri, and liked girls too. She draws and watches anime, listens to Vocaloid and J-pop, and stays at home playing games on her phone. We're kind of the same height. She was perfect!! I had dreamed of her...
but then I learned that she is not Japanese!!!! She showed me her hand, so I know her skin color is #BAA88C!! (i'm #E6C9C0), and her voice is kind of like 260 Hz, I think, I don't have a lot of samples. And she probably Muslim. also she might be a rori or her dad can ask for a dowry idk she told me her mom doesn't want her to date anyone.
I'm absolutely devastated! it was soooo close to perfection, so close! I don't think I'll ever have another chance to meet a girl in my life, knowing she is the first one I found in 26 years...i'm scare to ask for here face cause i may don't like it , today again she wake me up by sending me "good morning i love you"
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!
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2026/09/07
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Maybe she's Malay.
I don't know why she would lie about having a Japanese name though, that's weird.
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2026/09/07
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Actually wait, did you mean she just had a Japanese username?
Because if that's it, then she's probably just a Malaysian weeb. If that's the case, she sounds nice.
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could just be part japanese and part malay, so at least u got a fraction japanese!!
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2026/09/07
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>>193094
>>193095
she told me to call her by her Japanese name Yuri.
after she told me she didn't like her name She cut it and replaced the 'l' with an 'r'. She is from Indonesia
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2026/09/07
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>>193097
Cool, can she hook me up with some Djarum Blacks? They're impossible to find over here these days.
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2026/09/07
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Stop making such mess. There’s nothing wrong with SEA monkeys, they could not be 110 IQ gooks, but they have their value too
>We're kind of the same height
Are you a 5’1 Peruvian, by chance?
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2026/09/07
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>>193100
so i should ignore probleme and be happy ?
that scary ! i don't want to break her heart :( and mine
also i'm a little french
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2026/09/07
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i have take my balls and asked why her momy don't wanna her to date man .
she tell me "sorry i cant say it"
that exactly what i didn't want to see! i actually regret everything , i don't wanna loose my yuri rori !
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2026/09/07
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>>193104
i had a girlfriend just like this haha and i told her once "you will never be japanese" not because i was unhappy because of her race but because she had ghosted me for months and gave me little time so i felt more like a female friend and so i just wanted to bully her a little haha i have no respect from any of my male peers that would criticize this kind of thing haha
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If she's a rori and there is a real possibility you're gonna get raped by Mohammad and Ahmad in french prison
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>>193103
The ideal would be not mixing, because race mixing creates dysgenic creatures and we don’t want another Elliot Rodger, but at the same time I know that white women sucks
If I was you I would stick with her, but I would do a corrective rape first, for her learn that lying is wrong
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FRESH & CRAZY UPDATE
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2026/09/07
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>>193104
THIS DAMN RORI CAST A WEIRD SPELL ON ME!
I didn't even understand what was happening!
After telling her I wanna know the truth and that I was concerned, she didn't respond...
So in a moment of weakness I said that I had a bad feeling about that, so if she didn't want to talk about it, that was ok and we could keep talking, even as friends.
She didn't respond again for an hour, I had even forgotten about her for some time...
HERE EVERYTHING WAS REALLY QUICK! LESS THAN A MINUTE!
SUDDENLY I saw the notification from her and Pavlovianly tapped on it.
Right in front of my eyes, I didn't see an apology or even an explanation, not even a an acknowledgment...
I saw "i love you"
That was incomprehensible to me, I was shocked! I was not even able to think correctly, it was pure chaos in my mind.
Before I even realized, I sent her "i love you too"
I saw what I had done, thinking: "OMG WTF is that? That's not good, I need to slow this down, saying that makes the problem worse, I need to clarify my point after."
But she doubled down!!!!
Rrrright after my message, she sent "say my name"
WTF is that?! MY VISION STARTED TO GET BLURRY AND TURN BLACK. MY FKING FINGERS TYPING HER NAME ON THEIR OWN!!!
I was feeling in fking danger
>She sent my name
I told myself that is not good, that is not good, that is not good, that is not good....
>She sent "I LOVE YOUUUU"
SHE IS TOO STRONG I NEED TO BREATHE
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I BREATHE
SHE'S NOT DONE YET!!!!!
SHE SENT "wufufufufu i love you more!"
My vision begins to clear
I breathe again
I sent "yes [heart]" and she calm down
My
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>>193109
she is lot lighter than mine sadly
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2026/09/07
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>>193112
I had a clingy 15 year old internet gf once. I always thought I'd enjoy that, but actually, she was super fucking annoying. Good luck.
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I gonna kill op and steal his gf.
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is that
talking about internet gf? lmao imagine
>she is lot lighter than mine sadly
hahahahahaha
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