Caveat emptor.

NO REFUNDS

Yo why does it kinda looks like tis lolΣ(ﾟдﾟ|||)

>>187403
Don't eat it though, it has to be expired by now

>>187400
Tell Ea-nasir: Nanni sends the following message:

When I demanded of you that you return to me the silver which I paid for copper ingots of poor quality, you said to me once again as follows: "NO REFUNDS." You spoke thus and remained steadfast in your refusal, though it is you who delivered to me copper unworthy of the price which I had given.

On account of that matter I went forth into the public square to make known my grievance before those who were gathered there, thinking that they would hear my complaint and judge between us. Yet none who were present gave heed to my words, but each turned instead to idle discourse, so that my heart was filled with dismay. From the whispers which reached my ears I perceived that they occupied themselves with talk of VAGINAl intercourse between two women and with lust for some murderous Slav, and not one among them considered the injustice which had been done to me.

Moreover, while I bore these indignities, there came before me a glutton who said of my tablets: "These are apple pies; let me consume them." I was obliged to wrest them from him lest the record of your misconduct be devoured before it could be laid before those who judge. Is there any merchant who has ever driven his customer to such extremities?

What do you take me for, that because of your refusal I should be compelled to endure such company merely to recover that which is mine? Is there any part of your hollow body in which sympathy yet remains, or have you cast it all away together with honesty?

Take cognizance that tomorrow I shall send my messenger to the administrator of that forum, and he shall declare before him the contempt with which you have treated me. It is now for you to hope that he does not judge your conduct worthy of expulsion from those grounds, for if such a judgment is rendered, you shall have brought it upon yourself.