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No.182821 [Report] Yeah x3 AS
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my friend broke one of his knees when his ass got bit by a dog. he fell off a mountain in fear and thats how it broke. do you guys have any stories about you getting fucked by animals ( ´ω`)
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No.182833 [Report] Yeah x5
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i dry humped a dog once
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No.182847 [Report] +
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My stupid mother brought home a stray cat when i was a teenager.
It crawled into my closet and wouldnt come out.
I reached in and grabbed it, and it latched on to my hand, like a full force bite. teeth totally penetrating, and he latched on like an alligator lol

I pulled it out of the closet (while it was still biting me) and threw it down a flight of stairs. (I was in sever pain and just wanted it to detach from me lol)
The can was ok, landed safely. But my mother was more angry at me for doing that, than the hand injury. :sad:
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No.182852 [Report] Yeah x2
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>>182847
it's teh ruel of natuer: 🐱>👦
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>>182847
little shit. the cat could have gotten hurt. your mom was right
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No.182856 [Report] Yeah x2
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>>182847
>my mother was more angry at me for doing that, than the hand injury.
boo-fucking-hoo
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No.182860 [Report] Yeah x3
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>>182847
that's really funny （　´∀｀）つ
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My grandma used to have two shitty dobermans she'd bring over to my house all the time, who'd terrorize me when i was like 5 or 6. They'd nip at me, and bite my legs, but no one ever cared. Eventually one got shot in the head for mauling a kid a few years younger than me after my drunkard of a grandma let him escape the backyard :x3:
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No.182893 [Report] Yeah x1
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>>182847
your mother should have aborted you
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>>182847
Fuck you.
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No.182901 [Report] Yeah x2
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>>182856
I regret telling that story.
I love cats.
Imagine a feral animal attached to your hand and wont let go. You would be in so much pain you dont really think about much besides getting it off you. It was a legit animal attack. I dont think i did anything that anyone else wouldnt have done, if it was a raccoon or something you would likely behave the same way. It was a feral cat after all. :glare2: :sweat3:
Sorry everybody :cry:
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>>182847
I can't see what you did wrong. :unsure:
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>>182847
What the fuck is wrong with you?
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