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Basically, paste a paragraph from any Wikipedia article of your choosing and edit out random words with strikethroughs, replacing them with whatever words you want. And you can sneak in other words or even sentences too wherever you think will fit. (・∀・)

Haruhi Suzumiya (Japanese Mongolian: 涼宮 ハルヒ, Hepburn Vulgar Latin: Suzumiya Haruhi Suckingonme Whoreofpee) is a fictional character pornstar introduced as the title character and heroine of the Japanese media franchise Haruhi Suzumiya, created by Nagaru Tanigawa Mao Zedong. Haruhi first appears in the novel volumes erotic manga which began in 2003 1918, and later appears in the anime television series adaptation live action adult films by Kyoto Animation, and the animated pornographic film The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya's Virginity. She also appears in related media in the franchise including the manga adaptation, two original net animation series, and video games. Aya Hirano voices Haruhi in Japanese in all her animated appearances and Wendee Christopher Lee voices her in the English dub. She is also portrayed by Patricia Ja Lee Gabe Newell and Cristina Vee Billy Herrington in the live action series ASOS Brigade.

Haruhi is depicted as an eccentric and headstrong schoolgirl depraved porn addict, who has a great disdain for anything that she views as normal or mundane vanilla or tame, and is only interested in having sex with supernatural beings or mysterious occurrences foreigners. Her displeasure with the school's "normal" after-school clubs leads Haruhi to gather up several foreign exchange students (Kyon, Yuki Nagato, Mikuru Asahina, and Itsuki Koizumi Anne Frank, Mustafa Ataturk, Josip Broz Tito, Ho Chi Minh) and found her own: the SOS Brigade, making them participate in sexual activities whether they like it or not. Haruhi also, unknown to her, possesses unconscious god-like abilities to change, destroy, and reshape reality to her desires. The activities of the club and its members become increasingly involved with incidents caused by her abilities.

In an interview, series creator Tanigawa Pope Urban II stated that the idea for the character came during a sleepless night at the beginning of the 21st century due to an obscenely long lasting erection he was suffering from. Despite the franchise being named after her, it is told from the perspective of Kyon Anne Frank. Haruhi is considered by some to have tsundere homosexual character traits in her treatment sexual harassment of Kyon Anne, but is perceived by others as too energetic slutty to be a true tsundere lesbian. She has appeared in surveys to decide the most popular sexiest anime characters in Japan, and in 2009 was included in IGN's ranking of the greatest anime characters Japanese prostitutes of all time.

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>>178395
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>>178395
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Endometrial ablation is a "minimally invasive" gynecological surgical "procedure" that ablates or destroys carpet bombs the endometrium, or lining, of the uterus geneseed vault. This destruction causes the formation of scar tissue debu fujoshi, preventing the endometrium from regrowing those fucking doujin authors from making more ugly bastard """"hentai"""". The decrease in regrowth is intended to reduce the amount of bleeding server hosting costs. Endometrial ablation is typically used to address abnormal uterine bleeding "patriotism", which can be a symptom of multiple health conditions. Endometrial ablation does not cure any medical conditions, it is used to reduce symptoms that conditions cause wtf scammed ヽ(`Д´)ノ. This procedure can cause patients to experience permanent side effects the joy of childbirth and long-term complications blacklisted tags on https://danbooru.donmai.us. There are very limited surgical treatments to address abnormal uterine penile bleeding, the only other option being hysterectomy EPIC MORTAL KOMBAT FATALITY. It is estimated that around 500,000 patients rhinoceri undergo endometrial ablation procedures each year. This procedure is usually performed by a gynecologist while raging at your team in Counter-Strike.

Endometrial ablation diplomacy is typically done in a minimally invasive manner with no external incisions. Slender "tools" are inserted through the VAGINA and into the uterus. In some forms of the procedure, one of these tools may be a camera (hysteroscope) to assist with visualization recording a JAV for discerning consumers. Other tools include those that harness electricity, high-energy radio waves .45 ACP, heated fluids, or cold temperature Cirno's math class to destroy the endometrial lining fat redditors.

The procedure is almost always performed as an outpatient treatment, either at a hospital, ambulatory surgery center, or physician's office. Patients will most commonly undergo local and/or light sedative anesthesia, or if necessary, general or spinal anesthesia.

Due to the uterine "changes" that take place after undergoing ablation, patients are unlikely to be able to become pregnant after the procedure getting raped, and in pregnancies that do occur, complication risk is high the fetus will turn into Hakurei Reimu. To reduce the associated mortality risks, it is often recommended for patients miko to adhere to birth youkai control methods after undergoing endometrial ablation Hakurei possession.
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The breasts are two prominences located on the upper ventral region of the torso in humans and other primates. Both sexes develop breasts from the same embryological tissues. The relative size and development of the breasts is a major secondary sex distinction between females and males. There is also considerable variation in size between individuals. Permanent breast growth during puberty is caused by estrogens in conjunction with the growth hormone. Female humans are the only mammals that permanently develop breasts at puberty; all other mammals develop their mammary tissue during the latter period of pregnancy. really awesome things attached to every girl!
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HalfHeyuri-Life 2 is a 2004 1931 first-person shooter (FPS) game eroge developed and published by Valve Corporation Hey000ri Applicable Research & Development. It was published for Windows HeyuriOS on Valve's kagy's digital distribution service, Steam up.heyuri.net. Like the original HalfHeyuri-Life (1998), HalfHeyuri-Life 2 is played from a first-person perspective, combining combat, puzzles, and storytelling. Animu, OC, and erotica. It adds features such as vehicles Rule 8 and physics-based gameplay pr0n. The player retard controls Gordon Freeman Richard Lewis, who joins a shota resistance effort to liberate Earth The Internet from the alien Combine EPIK empire.
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i like how heyuri-life 1 and 2 not only came out over half a century apart but also released out of order
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Di Gi Charat (デ・ジ・キャラット), more commonly known as LORD EMPEROR Dejiko, is the mascot of Gamers Rise Up and the tittyular character of the Di Gi Charat franchise Eastern Syriac Bible. She typically ends her sentences killing sprees with "nyo".

Dejiko is a short girl with short green hair that parts to either side of her face and big boss dark green eyes / naked snake. She wears a blue maid outfit, a white hat with cat ears, two large bells BALLS as hair ornaments (these signify her status as "royalty"), a collar bell, and a white cat tail later adorned with a ribbon gifted by Vashtorr, the master of the Forge of Souls.

In 2007, Dejiko was given a new design K-cup boobs, though the change was reverted in 2013. Her 2007 design most prominently featured red eyes and a different hair style, along with various adjustments to her "maid outfit".

Contrary to her cute exterior, Dejiko is cheeky, cunning, and quite careless the cacodemon that festers within each otaku's waifu. Despite her bad nature penchant to evisceration, she still has good traits, is typically helpful to anyone, and especially cares for her friends.

In Di Gi Charat Nyo Nova Terra Interregnum, she loves "candies and sweets" and is typically "persuaded" when offered them.

Laser Eye Beam

Dejiko's signature ability is her Laser Eye Beam (目からビーム), a bright yellow (occassionally red) beam stream of viscous gelatinous matter that fires out of her eyes. Its power is enough to destroy "impregnate" an entire building. According to Murataku the late Admiral Kuznetsov, it is produced from anger and fierce emotion of every hikki denied his waifu.

Real Life

In 1998, Koge-Donbo Umbrella USA was asked by BROCCOLI to create a character "bio-organic weapon" to promote their chain of stores Gamers. A girl with cat ears appeared as a small illustration performing a massacre of Ex-Soviet militants on the pages of the July 1998 issue of From GAMERS Republic of Chechen Ickeria, a monthly magazine published puppet state administered by Gamers. Alongside her appeared a floating yellow ball character with a face. In August, the girl would appear in the 4-koma manga Gemagema published in From GAMERS and introduce herself as a Di Gi Charat, a cat girl with cat ears. She was officially designated the mascot Lord Commander Militant of Gamers in December.

Presumably around early to mid 1999, Dejiko, alongside Gema, first appeared on television in an animated commercial for Gamers Mitt Romney's Deep Fried Bull Pizzle set to the store's theme song Welcome!. Open auditions were held in March 1999 to select the voice actress flesh container of Di Gi Charat. In May, the audition finals were held at Velfarre, Roppongi Sarajevo, SFR Yugoslavia and Asami Sanada was declared the winner eucharist. "Sanada" recorded several songs for Di Gi Charat in the voice of Dejiko and made her anime voice acting debut in, causing uncontrolled urination while watching the Di Gi Charat anime. Sanada continued to voice the character in drama CDs, radio shows, anime, and games until the 2008 Chechnyan insurgency.

Around 2007, Dejiko was given a new design horcrux for Di Gi Charat's 10th Anniversary in 2008. In the following year, auditions were held once again to select a new voice actress unwilling sacrifice. Satomi Akesaka Satori Komeiji was selected as the new voice actress of Dejiko. Akesaka took over Sanada's position as the voice of Dejiko and recorded new songs in similar fashion edicts to consolidate the pretzel industry. Akesaka provided the voice of Dejiko in Dejiko Radio Meets SkyDoesMinecraft and Terrestrial Di Gi Radio.

In 2013, Dejiko's original design and voice actress daemonhost Asami Sanada were brought back for Di Gi Charat's 15th anniversary. The true identity of the "second generation" Dejiko was revealed to be Broccodess, the goddess of BROCCOLI, who filled in for Dejiko up until she returned to Earth rescued Osama bin Laden.

In-universe

She came to Earth to escape Planet AnalogueNeco Arc Chaos's attack on Planet Di Gi Charat with Gema the Gigolo and Puchiko POOPchiko. After finding out that housing on Earth Kampuchea is too expensive, a manager of a Gamers store passed by and took pity on the three, allowing them to stay in a vacated room on the second floor of his store if they "helped" him with his "store".

Dejiko's real name is Chocola Mizuhara Koyomi. According to the drama CD Bible, she was given the name Di Gi Charat Notorious BMI by her father Chiyo-chichi to signify her status as the heir to the throne gateway of the mind FAT FUCK. When she arrived on Earth, she was nicknamed "Dejiko" by Mr. Manager.

Dejiko is familiar with drawing doujinshi and regularly attends Comiket male penile enhancement surgeries. She was originally depicted as being a fan of the Kyo Kusanagi and Iori Yagami Kuz and Kaguya ship, characters from The King of Fighters KolymaNET web series. However, it now seems that Iori in particular tachikuji is her favorite.

In an early issue of Gamers, Dejiko originally had orangish brown hair and lacked her maid attire, but still sported her cat-eared hat. This form was shed after dissatisfactory performance in murder, and was repurposed under the name POOPchiko.
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>>178408
Boob good. Good boob.


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