It's been 10 years and stop knocking on my door pls (;´Д`)

>>175765
Unless you're here to suck my dick, fuck off.

it's not too late to change your normie socialized having tons of friends girl's ways

(｀∩´)σ

I'd rather die than work

>>175778
so you say, but, and I quote:
>In science, work is the energy transferred to or from an object via the application of force along a displacement

if you ever moved an object you WORKED!!

>>175780
I'm gonna work your face off. ヽ(`Д´)ノ

but can i change my hikikomori ways? whether it is too late or not is irrevelevant if it's IMPOSSIBLE

I can pull myself away from being hikikomori, but the siren call of being at least a neet is powerful

I participated in society once and it was awful.

>>175765
No thanks I had enough of society

I'm trying

>>175833
I participated in your mom's asshole once and it was awful.

I'm looking for someone to participate in my project. If there any NEETs on Heyuri that fit the following requirements, please respond to this post. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. Financial stability: I live with my rich aunt and have much more money than average (Located in Tokyo)

2. Age: I am 17

3. Attractiveness: I-I dunno I think I'm pretty cute I guess, a-and I can dress up as a catgirl for you!!

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You can figure that out later

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Male, Aged 20-35

2. Located in Tokyo

3. Hikkikomori
3.1 Lolicon
3.2 The most pathetic human being possible

4. Willing to let me meet up (and maybe be my prisoner forever... jk.... but srsly, we can get to know eachother first. Something long term )

That's it. I'm not asking for much. I'll take care of you and help you escape your hikkikomori ways.

>>176069
this is literally me but im not the most pathetic ever... nonetheless im still pathetic and I live a couple hours away from tokyo

>>176070
You have been selected for my project. Meet me at Mita 4th district park, in Kawasaki near Ikuta station, tomorrow night at 21:00.

Heyuri! Remember, Satou-san changed his hikikomori NEET ways at the late age of 22, where most people would have already graduated from university! If he managed escaping from years of hikikomori life style, you can do it too! Do it before it actually gets too late

>>176078
I'm gonna be 33 soon, is it too late?

>>176078
>at the late age of 22, where most people would have already graduated from university!
this hurts me deeply （ ´,_ゝ`）

it has been a fun 3 years of being lazy but i shall get a job (or try to)

>>176078
I don't know anyone who got out of uni at 22. Everyone fucking ran late on their degree.

i haet missing out on teh cytube streams and game days because of work （ ´,_ゝ`）

28 just kill me now ヽ(`Д´)ノ