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I got a cool christmas story to share, /b/.
So I was at my crappy job stocking da shelves today, and this cute little 4 foot asian girl gets in my way to get a yogurt, and bumps into me in the process. She bows and says "s-sorry!" and I awkwardly say "it's your g-finnnee!", and she runs away with her yogurt.
If that wasn't cute enough, two minutes later she came back over to me and said "please have this bracelet", and she proceeded to hand me pic related. My heart instantly melted.
The bracelet smells so good, /b/. It smells like sweet pussy juice burning eternally in the warmest incense pit in a comfy log cabin on a cool Winter's night. It's my only present, and I'm cherishing it for the rest of my life. :happy:
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it might be a cursed item...
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No.166858 +
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Yeah ngl that looks like a cursed item for real
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No.166859 +
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>sweet pussy juice burning eternally in the warmest incense pit in a comfy log cabin on a cool Winter's night.
This is a poetry
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No.166862 +
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I would wrap it around my PENIS
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>>166862
I did and THIS happened.
Now it's ruined!! That's the last time I take advice from /b/. Merry fucking Christmas
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It's a Christmas miracle! Merry Christmas OP!! :biggrin:
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>>166904
LOLZ :xd:
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>>166904
get that shit off your keyboard :sweat:
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>>166904
LOL
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>>166904
Now put it away in a drawer and show it again next year :waha:
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No.166947 +
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this really looks like something with bad voodoo attached to it. now that youve done something as perverted as cum on it, expect the spirit that is attached to it to kill you in a horrible way
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:nyaoo2:
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>>166947
It's okay, he appeased the spirit. It will be okay as long as he keeps feeding in cum regularly.
OP, you should find that woman and marry her to break the curse.
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aw how cute, it looks like a mini-noose :xp:
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Op found random string in his house and decided to make up a story for it..:dark:
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>>166904
Kinda hawt...
Keep pleasing the spirit and post moar
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