My name is Kogami Akira, the forever youthful and cute hostess! And...

I am Akira-sama's assistant, Shiraishi Minoru

Minoru, pachi pachi...

Pachi pachi...

On today's episode of Lucky Channel we will be reviewing this year's threads that make Akira happy! Who is ready!?

Are you ready?

Are you ready?

This day will overflow with win!

Before that! New year approaches quickly! Do you have resolutions? Fu-n Fu-n. Akira has some, but she will not tell...

Will you say "rabbit rabbit"!?

Have you become warm and learned to live and love!?

Okay okay! Akira is getting too excited. Let's begin~!

First Akira want to express appreciation to Heyuri things~! There are select few of many wonderful threads~!

>>150558 Where a tegaki event suddenly began! Beautiful drawings!

There is a special place for drawings with all needed tools! Akira likes to look around /o/ regularly! https://img.heyuri.net/o/
Akira remembers the /j/ mascot and the loli that shook the entire board https://img.heyuri.net/o/potiboard.php?res=4675
There is so much more to see! Akira invites every dear viewer to familiarize with the board!

Minoru says he enjoys images from sorodan and balsamic sauce a lot because he is a hopeless virgin lolicon...

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Heyuri-tan is a mascot of Heyuri, she is very cute but not as cute as me! I allow her depictions to be passed around this place unlike images of Kagami who is not at all as beautiful and shall not be mentioned!

Really dear viewers look at her...

How ugly... how old... her hair splits at the edges, and she uses no brush...

She must smell bad too! Ewww! Hahaha! Fujo fujo!!!

See? Real men do not find her attractive...

Am I right, Minoru?

Yes, absolutely Akira-sama

Right! Enough of that! There are many many great threads! Let me present them as the cutest and most adorable idol on earth

>>141506 Heyuri-tan drawings of all sorts!!!
>>133895 More Heyuri-tan
>>134626 And a bit about her and Heyuri! Akira verified this information to be correct! (Minoru did)
>>135129 And this!

We also have a bit of other Heyuri related content

>>147294 An attempt for a new Heyuri Magazine!
>>145558 Heyuri seems to have a business to support its server costs too!
>>146937 And you can order one of two albums of music made by Heyurizens a few years ago!

Uaaaaaaaa~~~~!!!

Heyuri is full of otaku men, therefore obviously we have tech threads!

>>160956 General tech tips, but it looks like it was not finished!
>>158007 Easily getting Monero without KYC for everyone
>>153857 Encrypting messages, files, and signing them so that nobody else can access it or fake it
>>132994 How to download Niconico videos without additional programs or knowledge, this one is very useful!

Boys are gonna be boys... if it zaps they seem to like it

Another kind of threads is... druggie threads...

>>163306 Someone got Azunyan high!?
>>144909 Mushrooms...
>>163611 Benadryl...
>>165341 Chiyo made Osaka-san a crack addict...

They make Akira very excited, Akira does not want to be left behind... I wonder how they taste

Can anyone from the audience help cute Akira fulfil her little wish? Pretty please~~~!

Akira-sama, it is not safe, what if something bad happens to you...

...

Thank you! Am I supposed to suck on it? Let's try!

Akira-sama! What are you doing!?

Minoru look! Are you jealous? Akira is so loved that her fans will do anything for her! Look! I will get you fired if you disturb me during work because I am the star!

Okay, let's keep going, this is not the end of Lucky Channel!

Akira also enjoys random happy threads! Let's look at a few threads! There are many more but cute Akira has small fingers and I could click only onto a few of them!

>>140910 Hamsters came to Heyuri, even administration had to act and smack some with the banhammer!

>>148404 Otaku boys cleaning their electronics. Akira thinks this is not how its done but they are not connected to an outlet... So after all it might be the right way?

>>135784 Random internet things that have been discovered

>>149191 Thread about spinning, it is very cute

>>146963 Making bread from cats! It is so hilarious. Bread is not made from cats, that is what makes it funny!

>>155544 New otaku diet, has any of you tried it yet? It does not list contents, so Akira will not try it! Akira must eat appropriate things to keep her skin soft and her hair like silk!

>>143565 Heyuri desktops, otaku boys share pictures of their computers!

>>135757 Lots of happiness, this made Akira happy too!

>>164849 Pururin. Akira loves the song.

>>148969 Izumi-san face parodies. I remember her last letter where she made up a ridiculous story. She is an otaku and very perverted. She shared her rape fantasy with us...

>>142298 Typing on keyboard is tough sometimes. Akira knows this feeling because of her slender hands and tiny fingers...

>>143483 Sugar bird chronicle, the bird is as perverted as its owner...

>>136175 Cake thread where cake was appreciated. Akira loves sweet things, and cakes too~!

>>136804 Happiness for all!

>>147668 Word game where anyone can make their custom phrases appear on the screen!

>>132518 Videos that make people happy, they shared their happy videos

>>135324 Convention memories, though there is very little content, Akira knows it can be tough to pull out a camera, the Comiket swarms are great, and they grope...

>>136459 Heyuri plays together!

>>137718 Nice thread that turned scary! Why!?

>>147689 Austrialian thread, text is upside down and Akira could not read it!

>>130409 Love!

>>148468 Trade agreement in a foreign langauge, I wonder what country it is!

>>136601 Lucky Star character's fan type analysis
It is very wrong! Viewers of Akira arent at all victims of molestation! No no! It is very wrong! Akira has fans convicted of molestation, not victims of it!

Akira-sama, have you forgotten the Imouto Vomit Threads?

Those?...

They make Akira grossed out, ewwwwwww!!!

Do not mention it Minoru, how perverted does that person have to be... really gross...

Oh! I almost forgot! There was a inter-imageboard chess tournament! But let's not mention it because Heyuri did not win...

And there also was a Minecraft server for Heyuri. It was full of win and fun. It is offline now though. It was great~!

Fu-n. It has been some time and whatever that drug was does not work... I feel no change... Maybe somebody made fun of sweet Akira

But they are prohibited... so that is to be expected... I feel disappointed

Either way. Now is the part of the program where we read letters from our dear fans!

We have quite a big box! I wonder what viewers think of us, how many of them are love letters!

Let's see quickly! Quickly!

This is from Anonymous, Online Anime Imageboard

"KyoAni should make season 2 of Ichigo Mashimaro"
I think so too dear viewer! I liked the show, despite no character being as cute as me... Thank you for your letter!

Next... Espstein from Tel Aviv says... "When akira does footjobs with her little feet does she like to do the work on her own or does she just let..."

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Minoru, it appears we have lolicons... please pass another one.

Dave Rapeson from Desustan says "akira, please piss on my face!"

Listen up. Akira does not engage in such activities with old perverted men! You do not even have a job, and Akira makes more money than you anyway! Do not contact this studio anymore Dave Rapeson!

"Akira, Dog? or Monkey?"
"Minoru do you poop from your butt?"
"Akira chan let me lick and suck your tiny pink pussy!!!"

"Akira, it is said that Yuki-chan's pussy smells like strawberries. Are you able to confirm or deny this statement?"
"Akira pls show me your bobs and vagene"
"Akira-san, are your AVs avaliable on PSP UMD? I want to be able to see you on the go."

"Akira, how many centimeters was the biggest shit you've ever taken?"
"Akira-chan, what color is your pantsu?"
"whats kona-chans pantsu color. aand can i lick her pantsu? "

Uuu!!! I am so fed up! Dumb mail!

Why are those people so disgusting?! What is on their mind! Do they not know they do not deserve me!? I would never ever even want to look at them, and they are perverted for every girl! Ossans are so direct and disgusting!

Minoruuu~ I have a request...

Read the rest of them for me... I don't wanna touch them anymore...

I feel honored Akira-sama!

Let's begin!

Hachikuji from Detroit says "How do you think Konata is doing?"

Izumi-san... I think I saw her in a store once a few months ago, she was getting some powdered milk but I could not see clearly... I do not know what is going on in her life.

Cheese Gyuudon from Akihabara says "Minoru, ever get the urge to rape your co-host?"

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N-no! Not at all! Silly! I could not do something like that...

Ryu says "Minoru-san are you willing to fight me"

No, please dear viewer I already have Akira-sama for that...

At last we are done with letters... do we have anything else in the program?

I am not feeling good

ECHO

Good... good... good...

I almost puked on the TV...

Minoruuu~~~ look at the ceiling... it is melting... and breathing...

Minoruuu~! I feel dizzy. Look at these refle-
flectors, they are so bright, and they split light
they split into colors like a prism like bright colors
Re-flec-tors in co-lors
Spin spin

ECHO

Spin... spin... spin...

Minu ru, we! We spin! See? Look
We, light spin we, light we spin, spin!
Ssssssssssspinnnnnnnnn light! Minoru stop it

Minru, it not you! It not you! You spin me why!?
Why why why!? Fake minru! Why why why!?

No real minruuuuuu, fake minruuuuuuu
Minru spin room why!? Minru why??? Spin tunnel light?

Many minru in mind? On why spin? Real? No real?

A-akira-sama! Are you okay? Akira-sama!?

Feel bad, scared, why no stop, no want
I kil minru for stop spin hahahahaha! Die die die! Why why why? He not real, so kill good, fake Minru me spin... I die?? I DIE???

Akira-sama we are going to a hospital right now!!

IYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~-------UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~~~~~~~------~~~--!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

HELLO, FRIENDS AND VIEWERS. I HAVE BROUGHT, A PIZZA. PIE. WOULD YOU CARE TO PARTAKE IN THIS, GRAND FEAST? SMILEY FACE. =D

POSTING IN AN EPIC THREAD

AMAZING!!!!

BRAVO!! BRAVO!!! I LOVE AKIRA

AKIRAAAAAAAAAAAA

how do i send letters to the show

>>166839
there was a thread a few months back asking for questions for lucky channel

>>166750
I'm virgin and I approve BalsamicSorodan art!

This is really good. My letter was included ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!! i laughed

My favorite show

WIN thread, Dave Rapeson out!

no mention of japanese kiddie mags thread?

EPIC THREAD IS EPIC

I finally had time to read this thread...
Akira-chan WINRAR!!! Teh most fun I had on this day

this is a good thread. i like this thread ヽ(´∇`)ノ

THIS THREAD IS FULL OF WIN
EPIC

best thread