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Good Day, Heyurizens.

I am here to announce the opening of the Heyuri Scientific Society.'

As the chairman of such a prestigious organization I believe it is the duty of Heyurizens across our humble imageboard to discover new scientific achievements.

Great minds truly understand that Insanity and Genius are two sides of the same coin and thus anyone calling us stupid is automatically wrong.

Now gentlemen does anyone have any interest scientific contributions that Heyuri can make. Here's mine

There's a condition called spontaneous human combustion. Now it's exactly how it's described. Some poor individual just bursts into flames. I think I've got a solution to this undeciphered issue.

We know that Constipation can get pretty severe correct! So my theory for why SHC happens is that someone get's so constipated that they can't even fart properly. eventually the gas begins to build up on the inside and then that gas could be set a flame due to a multitude of outside factors like getting insulted by a 12 year kid making you go into such a frenzy that you heat up and set yourself on flames.

Now then let's hear your Scientific theories Heyurizens
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Excellent work everyone, as the supreme executive overseer I am delighted to make all your acquaintances and I look forward to making many historic and revolutionary inventions, discoveries and scientific breakthroughs here with you all.

In response to your SHC theory, I don't believe any area inside the body reaches anywhere near a high enough temperature to ignite gas no matter how angry a person gets. My superior hypothesis is that specific types of internal organ damage, possibly related to some combination of intense rectal sodomy, urethral sounding or infections of those areas could result in the poop and the pee mixing together along with other chemicals inside the body, very rarely causing an explosive or volatile chemical reaction that generates enough heat to ignite an obese faggot's enormous amount of excess body fat. I base this theory on the fact that I've heard SHC victims are usually obese, and I've heard that some of the first explosives invented were primarily made with poop and pee.

There is also another issue that's been bugging me for quite a long time that I would like to bring to the table: If science is so great then why is there still no vaccine for poop diseases so that we can eat each other's poop without getting sick?
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No.166148
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>>166146
Revolutionary. With such a capable scientific mind the Heyuri Scientific society will surely become the main science branch of the world. My neighbour is currently playing the Bon Jovi song "always". So I am in a suitable mood right now.

Your knowledge on how the first explosives were made of Poop and pee is highly accurate and I even have a source to confirm this.
https://urologichistory.museum/exhibit/digital-stories/battlefield-urology/urology-on-war.html
With your scientific insight we might be able to change the world with our expertise.
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