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HEYURI SAUCE
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Why is that jizz green? :glare:
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Us Heyurizens have green semen for the same reason Heyuri-tan and Yotsuba-chan have green hair
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nuggies
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what the PENIS is that :dizzy:
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Funny looking vegetables you have there.
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>>165554
No, BECAUSE we have green semen they have green hair
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that's a pretty smooth color, I have a feeling it's pretty good...

But not as good as the Heyuri Jam! Heyuri Jam is the latest in jam technology, created only from highest quality fruit and spent uranium rods! Millions of people of all races have praised Heyuri Jam for its quality, affordability and, above all, TASTE!
Born from the genius minds at Heyuri Corp, founded in 1974, the Heyuri Jam was originally the Heyuri Juice, unfortunately the recipe back then didn't get much traction but the owner, Richard Lolico, while having passionate anal sex with Kaguya on top of the Heyuri Juicifier, accidentally knocked a jar of expired milk into the Heyuri Juice and that was the birth of the first iteration of Heyuri Jam!
Come on! What are you waiting for?!
Available at a Heyuri store near you

"Better than sex!" -Virgin who tried Heyuri Jam
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GODDAMNIT, KAGUYA!! :angry:
TEN TIMES I BOUGHT HEYURI PREMIUM! TEN TIMES!!
AND STILL I SEE ADS IN EVERY THREAD!!! WTF?!!! FIX IT NAO!!! :angry:
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yummmmmmm heyurifredo :biggrin:
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