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No.151063
I am a wizard, ask of me a question and, by the wisdom of the ancients, I shall divine an answer using my magic cards. Or post ye a picture of your palm, and I shall tell your future thereby. ( ´ω`)

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No.151065
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ok here's my hand! Tell me, will my hand ever heal from fapping?
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No.151066
>>151065
Your heart line is long, unbroken and not crossed. Your desire for love is strong and persistent, but you shall remain alone. I suggest buying an onahole.
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No.151067
Woaah~ Ϣⲓⲍⲁⲅɗ-SENSEI~! You are spot on! I been thinking of buying one! :x3:
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No.151069
is puchippy in hell?
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No.151070
>>151067
Good good, a wise purchase my friend. Don't forget the lube, or as we wizards call it, the water of Mercury.

Oh and in regards to your healing, my friend Jamal is an expert in the magical properties of plants. He can sell you some healing herbs for $10/gram or $30 an eighth.
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No.151072
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>>151069
No, puchippy has ascended to a spiritual realm beyond our understanding.
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No.151075
how much longer will it be until my parents die?
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No.151076
>>151070
does Jamal also live in sweden? :xd:
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No.151077
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By ye gods Jamal, this is some good shit.
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No.151078
LOL
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No.151080
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>>151075
When I cannot say, but your father shall die first and your mother shall remarry a younger man.
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No.151082
>>151080
Speaking of which, can I have your mother's phone number?
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No.151083
>>151076
I live in Romania as I am a gypsy like all wizards.
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No.151085
>>151063
Here is my great question, which I would like answered by your magic cards, o grand wizard:
is you a girl?? ?
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No.151086
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I will check back later. I must go and uh... refill my manna.
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>>151085
Well according to the cards I am a girl, and the cards are never wrong!

Now I will go take my break.
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No.151107
What's in store for my future, O wise one?

Your fortune: Average luck

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No.151108
#fortune
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No.151109
wait how I do fortune
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No.151114
magic

Your fortune: Your harem is only just begining

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No.151119
>>151108
>#fortune
FAIL

Your fortune: Very bad luck

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>my friend Jamal is an expert in the magical properties of plants. He can sell you some healing herbs for $10/gram
Hes snorting some magic rainbow sorcerers pixie dust if he thinks 10 dollars a GRAM isn't expensive as fuck :rolleyes:
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No.151125
>>151123

im all about dat pixie dust :nigra:
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No.151126
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this sum good shit :nigra:

Your fortune: Dark times are to come

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No.151131
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I'm back guys, just let me rub my magic wand and get it all warmed up, and I'll be able to answer your inquiries in a moment.
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>>151109
You must be initiated into the mystical path of the ancients.

>>151107
I see joy, contentment, harmony, peace, spiritual and material well-being in your future.

Your fortune: Tomo will strangle you in your sleep

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No.151147
>>151132
Can I have something to eat?
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>>151147
Yes, eat now for soon you will hunger.
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No.151152
>>151132
LOL winrar, Jamal delivers! :xd:
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No.151177
will i have a successful career someday
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No.151178
How long til i fall off a bridge and everyone above watches me splat like jello?
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No.151180
are we getting married or what
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No.151193
>>151177
>>151178
>>151180
I have shit to do soon, but I will ask the magic cards in a few hours when I'm done. ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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>>151177
You are talented, while things might not look good now, if you keep working hard, one day, you will!
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>>151178
Very soon man, Jesus Christ be more careful.
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>>151180
I'm sorry. :sad:
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No.151226
Is reverse emperor, reverse chariot, upright tower the worst draw you can get?
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No.151227
do one fo my auguust :xd:
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No.151229
>>151226
Yeah dude, totally. I mean I'm not just making this stuff up on the fly or anything. :unsure:
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No.151231
What will happen to my Island in 20 years?
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