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HEYURIZENS, LEND ME YOUR EARS!
I am a 23 year old man. I don't have a regular job, my mom and dad are my only RL friends and I don't belong to any social groups on-line or have SNS accounts. THAT BEING SAID, I have a new goal in life:
My stature is decidedly masculine, so I cannot be called "cute" by any definition of the word. But I want to use my features to become THE HOTTEST SHUT-IN THERE IS!

I come to you to strategize and to ask important information such as:
- What is considered hawt nowadays? Is Zac Effron still the standard?
- What muscles make you the hawtest? How do I get abs?
- HOW DO I INTO BEING HAWT?
And teh like.

I await your advice with b8d breath. :-)
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You have to shout “Nigger” 20 thrembillion times from your roof.
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Sorry OP, but this is what's considered hot for males now.
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brush your PENIS with a toothbrush and toothpaste everyday like it's a big silly tooth and post videos of that online somewhere (not here)
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