I think I have one dead drive
Kids from local primary school stole processor, RAM and HDD from school library computers a few times and they always presented these things to me

I usually got drives because kids said that somebody before them stole the processor and RAM and left only the disk

One drive they gave me is dead I think
I promise to make sure it is dead and if so I am getting firecrackers tomorrow and blowing it up

Requests? I will paint heyuri star onto it and make a short video of it
In case it is alive I will kill it regardless >:3

why are kids stealing from teh compters? i use those comptuers to use heyuri.. if they steal from them i cant use heyuri..

orz

Okay I bought fireworks for it

Now let's prepare the HDD

Fireworks will be shipped tomorrow to my Paczkomat though

I have no green available besides these note thingies

I will use a scalpel for modeling figurines that I rather use for my feet

Now glue!

Yay!

>>150016
Kids are nasty, most likely a challenge akin to kutas kozła "Buck's dick" where the point is to cause most disturbance without getting noticed and punished by the teacher.

They probably remove as much of guts of computers as they can get away with when the teacher leaves the class and whomever removes the most without being found out wins.

The goat dick game is about exclaiming "kutas kozła" progressively louder among kids. The next time somebody yells it must be louder than the previous otheriwise it does not count and he has to yell it again louder. Kids yell it louder and louder in turns until the teacher comes and shuts them up having noticed it. Loser is the one who got caught and got into troubles for it, the winner is the kid who screamed it right before the final guy as he did it the loudest without getting caught.

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Let's label it

Sauce: HEYURI

Sauce:

HEYURI.
NET

Now I will burn CP onto it... they say you must burn the drive otherwise it does not get saved??????

This box will serve me as a stand for burning

IM BURNING CP ONTO MY DRIVE?!??!?!?

TL NOTE: CP MEANS CHIYO PENGUIN

chiyo pinguin!

I LOVE CP!!

>>150028
OH FUKKEN LAWD

epic thread

its teh WIN ^_^

wahooo ヽ(´∇`)ノ

I came up with an idea for an entire short movie now
Waiting for the fireworks to arrive

I hope it turns out just as well as I imagine it with an intellectual and humanitarian layer

If the higher level value - humanitarism and reflection - turns out to be poorly executed then at least may it have a lower level value and be lulzy on its own - because destroying electronics in hilarious ways is always fun

I hope for it to have two faces at the same time, I want it to be both dramatic and comedic!

I'm full of energy and optimism and I will deliver as soon as possible after my fireworks arrive

>>150044
teh drive will EXPLODE ヽ(´∇`)ノ

hard drives can't get killed... they get MURDERED

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

I thought they would be bigger

>>150187
whattaya mean, thats huge

I forgot to click send on the form to report results of the semester to college. I forgot to click the button. It is like half a week late now that I just sent it.

I hope they don't rape me on it. I think they do a week of gap between the report deadline and signing up for courses because last semester dude posted my passing grade 2 days after the deadline and I had an issue with one thing they wanted to do and eventually I did the proper from 5 days late in total and got accepted on 6th.

I don't want to be kicked out and NEET for an entire year because I forgot to click send 3 weeks ago out of all things. This video must wait. I can't. It is saturday and I don't hope to get a response until monday because it is a weekend now. I'm sitting and heating myself under the blanket in bed. I am a failure. Last year I had an excuse because dude was late and not me, now I have no excuse.

CHIYO PENGUIN'S REVENGE!!

>>150187
i havent been reading thread properly coz tired but i thought these were fireworks and that you were gonna strap your broken hard drive to them and send it off with a bang and now im getting ideas

>>150210
wait nevermind you are doing that holy fuck this is kewl (─‿‿─)

Ha ha!

Okay they eventually let me into the next semester, I am happy

I will try to find some planks and nails to make a cross and crucify the drive
I will also hopefully go and get gunpowder and I will shoot it too, at least I hope they would sell it to me, and I will get it across the border with friends by weekend
Then I will throw it into a creek and maybe piss onto it

I might get fucked by czech authorities for carrying it in public if searched as it is illegal, and polish authorities technically wouldn't be able to do anything to me when I get home but their presence at borders is scary and I bet they do random searches much more frequently in border areas especially because stupid germans drop off their illegals at our border in massive quantities recently like belarus did a few years ago. German cop cars come and drop them off at the border. There was one hilarious video where they wanted to release them into a forest a few meters from the border but polish civilians watching the border waved hands at the german cops and they did a 180 turn because they got spotted if I am not mistaken. I hate the german state like nothing else.

Either way, any other suggestions for humiliating the chiyo penguin stash?

I will either deliver the video or stream me hanging myself on the ceiling of the local castle in yuru yuri dress on youtube, I pick the first option. I could show off parts of the castle one day though and spray heyuri.net over 800 year old walls (kidding).

If anyone wonders czechia is where you go to get gunpowder without permits, and poland is where you buy unregistered guns with no permits.

I hope it is bound to turn out fun.

>>150661
>any other suggestions for humiliating the chiyo penguin stash?
Coat it in batter and deep fry it! =D

If any european wants to travel across the continent to get an unregistered gunpowder gun and powder just ask me and I will get the gun in advance for you and you just grab it
I would only expect for you to cover the cost of the gun, I don't need to make money off of it, guns are fun
If i buy excess powder i could hand you powder as well

>>150664
I feel bad wasting food

>>150666
awww fair enough

>>150665
>unregistered gunpowder gun and powder
Wait, is it like one of those flintlocks from the 1800s? I'm assuming you're not handloading brass cartridges, so that's the only use for gunpowder I can think of .

The only other thing I can suggest is to microwave itz but that will probably blow up the microwave as well .

Install Gentoo. ヽ(´∇`)ノ